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"wow some of those things are electrically powered and they reckon can increase girth and length is used over a period of time...There is the Venus 2000 what gives you a really good BJ evidently .. as a disclaimer can i just say my knowledge is coincidental and i have never ...repeat never used or owned one of these devices ...rumour and conjecture to the contrary is pure that ...rumour and conjecture. " Dear Marjorie I have a friend who has......... | |||
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"So lets get his right you have a colostomy bag fitted right with a pump??? " Yes, that's exactly right A half wit gave you a piece of his mind once and you didn't give it back, did you? | |||
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"So lets get his right you have a colostomy bag fitted right with a pump??? Yes, that's exactly right A half wit gave you a piece of his mind once and you didn't give it back, did you?" Very droll mate you will have to do far better than that here. Thin your fingers are tired from all that pumping | |||
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"can i just say that the venus 2000 is made by the same people who make that awsome machine the sybian ...and if women can have a good time with a machine why not men !! just sayin it how it is !!!! " Now your talking mate, the sybian is one cool bit of kit. I know a couple in Wakefield with one and ........well you have to smile | |||
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"can i just say that the venus 2000 is made by the same people who make that awsome machine the sybian ...and if women can have a good time with a machine why not men !! just sayin it how it is !!!! Now your talking mate, the sybian is one cool bit of kit. I know a couple in Wakefield with one and ........well you have to smile" its the dogs in my oppinion mate and designed on tantric techniques ...i have no reason to presume the venus2000 is any less a great product for as the OP said getting that extra girth and length ...as well as an automatic bj with finesse so i understand ....fuck why am i so defensive !!!!! | |||
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"Now you know full well us women are better than any machine" Do you ride by any chance young lady??? | |||
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"Now you know full well us women are better than any machine" well i never done a machine ....looked at the hoover a few times but thought nahhhhh she aint my type ....pmsl | |||
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"The machine maybe able to do all sorts but can it lick ya ear ? can it stroke you down the inside of your thighs whilst softly taking your balls into its mouth and suck oh so gently ? can it cook you bacon and eggs in the morning after shagging ya brains out ? noooooooooooooooooooo " oops....smelling mistake | |||
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"Saw a program on the tv a few weeks ago, subject was sexual health etc. On there was a bit about creams, pills and machines that claimed to enlarge your dick, and they set out to test the results with three guys. I was astounded when two of the three actually worked, with the biggest gain going to a thing that stretched the dick in between what looked like two clamps. Cant say I would want to spend up to an hour a day sat with a torture device strapped to my john thomas just to gain a few centimetres tho!!!" yep designed by the guy in the gym i saw it last yeah it rolls it around like 2 bars and does work over time they reckon you can get an inch or more out of it ....and is in fact painless | |||
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"The machine maybe able to do all sorts but can it lick ya ear ? can it stroke you down the inside of your thinghs whilst softly taking your balls into its mouth and suck oh so gently ? can it cook you bacon and eggs in the morning after shagging ya brains out ? noooooooooooooooooooo " You do breakfast???? | |||
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"oh yes for my special men in my life" Err quantify special? | |||
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"Saw a program on the tv a few weeks ago, subject was sexual health etc. On there was a bit about creams, pills and machines that claimed to enlarge your dick, and they set out to test the results with three guys. I was astounded when two of the three actually worked, with the biggest gain going to a thing that stretched the dick in between what looked like two clamps. Cant say I would want to spend up to an hour a day sat with a torture device strapped to my john thomas just to gain a few centimetres tho!!!" If you stretch the length surely you lose the girth? what a waste of girth | |||
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"dunno but it sounds like ya blew ya balls up by mistake" sorry got carried away there | |||
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"you can get tablets for that ya know" But do they make ya cock bigger? | |||
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