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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu" That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did. | |||
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did." fuck giving you a shot of the batcar! | |||
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did." Talking cars........ (bloody women)... Okay love, you have a talking car (whatever), I bet you have even given it a name.... sheesh (and we gave them the vote).........Talking fecking cars, whatever next? | |||
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did. fuck giving you a shot of the batcar!" It scared the fucking crap out of me! | |||
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did. Talking cars........ (bloody women)... Okay love, you have a talking car (whatever), I bet you have even given it a name.... sheesh (and we gave them the vote).........Talking fecking cars, whatever next? "  no my car doesn't have a name. I get quite attached to my cars but none of them have ever been named | |||
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"fuck giving you a shot of the batcar!" It's the Batmobile actually  | |||
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did. fuck giving you a shot of the batcar! It scared the fucking crap out of me!" Better have a sit down and cry then... (there goes another fecking hanky), seriously I mean seriously, give em an inch and they complain we are banging on about said inch | |||
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"I love my car, it's been poorly but it's fixed now "
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did. fuck giving you a shot of the batcar! It scared the fucking crap out of me! Better have a sit down and cry then... (there goes another fecking hanky), seriously I mean seriously, give em an inch and they complain we are banging on about said inch" Is that a man inch or a real inch? | |||
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"OP, you have pushed the Siri button on your phone... double push the same button to return to the main menu That reminds me... my car has several features I haven't bothered to work out yet, (I've only had it for 2 years). Fairly recently, in pretty manic traffic, I accidentally pressed something - I still don't know what - and suddenly my car boomed at me something about voice mode being activated. It then continued to nag me, loudly, to talk to it and tell it who I wanted to call. Once I got out of the traffic I had to pull over to try to work out how to switch the fucking thing off. After a minute or so of pressing things randomly, to no avail, it occurred to me to try saying "cancel". Apparently voice mode was active because it did. fuck giving you a shot of the batcar! It scared the fucking crap out of me! Better have a sit down and cry then... (there goes another fecking hanky), seriously I mean seriously, give em an inch and they complain we are banging on about said inch Is that a man inch or a real inch? "Its a squirrel inch, in a onesie, with a fecking badger riding it, cheered on by the fox, whilst the hedgehog gets the refreshments... | |||
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"Hedgehogs are an endangered species now "Thats why he is getting the refreshments, he has been excused play for being endangered.... | |||
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"Hedgehogs are an endangered species now
Thats why he is getting the refreshments, he has been excused play for being endangered....
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"Hedgehogs are an endangered species now
Thats why he is getting the refreshments, he has been excused play for being endangered....
What's the fox's excuse? "He is being stalked by a bunch of toffs on horses and their dogs | |||
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"Hedgehogs are an endangered species now
Thats why he is getting the refreshments, he has been excused play for being endangered....
What's the fox's excuse?
He is being stalked by a bunch of toffs on horses and their dogs"Amateurs. Everyone knows stalkers use social media. | |||
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