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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain!! I've just had a whole box of screws fall off a shelf in the cupboard under the stairs!! Didn't fall on me but boy did I let out a few choice words and left them on the floor!!! Bastard things!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ouchy

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were "

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not laughing honest

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm not laughing honest "

You so are I've known you too long

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

oh im laughing

but ive got to ask which toe was it as most of the time when I do catch one its always the sodding little one

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"oh im laughing

but ive got to ask which toe was it as most of the time when I do catch one its always the sodding little one "

The little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrr fucking hurts!!!!????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!"

The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

I broke my toe that way when was pregnant was horrible , they can't do anything with broken toes either

Pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you blamed whatever you stubbed your toe on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!

The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse."

Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!

The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.

Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode! "

Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I bet you blamed whatever you stubbed your toe on... "

Corner of my ikea bed...I thought those fucking Swedish designers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet you blamed whatever you stubbed your toe on...

Corner of my ikea bed...I thought those fucking Swedish designers "

were you distracted by meatballs?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I dropped an amplifier on my thumb yesterday and dropped the cube I was pushing.

.it brought everyone out of the office! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchie!! First thing in the morning is worse again. Or an upturned plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet Gripper is a Bastard too

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Oof. Feet are so bladdy sensitive! I once trod on a nail which went through the sole of my trainers...if that makes anyone feel any better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!

The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.

Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!

Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor "

You still play with lego, don't you?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My bed is in two halves, as large divans usually are, so it has wheels halfway down each side.

The wheels are quite near the edge and I'm forever catching my toes on them and tearing the skin/nail. It's fucking painful. I'm considering wrapping the fuckers in bubble wrap. The wheels, not the toes. Although wrapping the toes would probably also work.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!

The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.

Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!

Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor

You still play with lego, don't you? "

You don't?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've knocked toenails off doing that. I try to be really careful now.

Sympathies Miss CC

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I once walked 13 miles in a pair of boots which were very slightly too small for me. My left big toenail has never recovered

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I bet you blamed whatever you stubbed your toe on...

Corner of my ikea bed...I thought those fucking Swedish designers "

Did you swear in Danish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oof. Feet are so bladdy sensitive! I once trod on a nail which went through the sole of my trainers...if that makes anyone feel any better!"

I cringed .

This reminded me of the time when I was younger and me and my friend were playing bowling at this house. Somehow the wooden floor cracked in one place, I didn't notice it and ended up with a splinter the size of my thumb in my toe .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Muther fucking fucker carry on as you were

Just as bad as stepping barefoot on an electric plug or a piece of Lego! Ouch is an understatement!

The Lego are the worst , although hitting your pinky toe on the side of the doors as you walk past is even worse.

Clear lego pieces are the worst. They are in stealth mode!

Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go loo, and they're still scattered all over the floor

You still play with lego, don't you? "

Nope, but you don't forget these type of things ;D, I remember my childhood really well and I'm amazed to still be alive.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oof. Feet are so bladdy sensitive! I once trod on a nail which went through the sole of my trainers...if that makes anyone feel any better!"

I once bought a pair of platform boots that had two nails sticking from inside the platform into the inside of one of the boots.

They weren't long enough for me to feel until I stood up.

Cue 4 hours in A&E.

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