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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reading a thread the other day noticed someone said they had a to do list.. Now we all have a kind of want list going on in our heads but does anyone actually have a 'list'... and you tick things done, tried etc off it?

If you want to put some of whats on it down too feel free...

Ours would be like a Loo Roll.. if it was single things like.. try **** and Try ******* etc etc..

Curious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to say .... nope ill keep my mouth shut i think lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

doesn't have to be dead hardcore.. the sort of stuff that would get you Hung Drawn and Quartered by Maddie...

We have things we'd love to try but how sort of thing..

We'd love to meet a couple for outdoor sex... strangers kind of thing but nicely, not in a place full of doggers and Citroen Saxo's doing doughnuts...

Loads lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know but if i say ppl might think im being hopefully lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we may even help with the more interesting ones lol....

Bloody cowards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines not intresting i dont think but would like to meet up with a couple for first time for some fun as i havent done that yet lol but there is plenty of others things as well supprise supprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You see... wasn't so painful.. Someone may just read and think.. Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The way i was thinking is... imagine all the crap ya daren't put down in yer profile cause peeps will think your all wierd.. flucked up and desperate..

Yeah... your right, best not eh pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill delete mine then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You just never know eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what opening my self up to having the piss taken yeah i know lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Caligula !!!CHANGE THAT AVATAR PIC! you look like a ladyboy in a bath, most disturbing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what opening my self up to having the piss taken yeah i know lol "

What for wanting to meet a couple....??

Now if you had said something like... I'm keen to meet a lady Boy.. In the bath, yeah fair play you'd get slaughtered for sure lol..

A couple.. Nahhhhhhh, your safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was no where near as i couldnt get all of me in the pic gees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm

well i seem to have done everything i wanted or heard about but in the scene roughly ten years and counting, it would be sad if i had not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee"

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christ...

thinking ive done everything means same old..same old. and its gonna get boring...

tut.......why do i bother eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh... thought of something else one of the lovely ladies from here to take some pics as its hard to get all 6ft 5 of me in a pic doing them on my own as it still causes ppl to moan !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm

well i seem to have done everything i wanted or heard about but in the scene roughly ten years and counting, it would be sad if i had not "

Errrr yeah... Oooerr Dead sad pmsl.

We have been five now.. so the next fookin five are going to be wild thats for sure lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how does freddie know about ladyboys i wonder?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Hmmmmm

well i seem to have done everything i wanted or heard about but in the scene roughly ten years and counting, it would be sad if i had not "

bet ya never had a wardrobe dive ...!!!

or a screaming creamer !!!!

or a urethal dilation session from a mad yashmak wearing fem domme ..

PMSL

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Thats better pic wise, i was going all goose pimply there for a min

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh... thought of something else one of the lovely ladies from here to take some pics as its hard to get all 6ft 5 of me in a pic doing them on my own as it still causes ppl to moan ! "

Michael Jackson matey..... Man in the Mirror??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm

well i seem to have done everything i wanted or heard about but in the scene roughly ten years and counting, it would be sad if i had not

bet ya never had a wardrobe dive ...!!!

or a screaming creamer !!!!

or a urethal dilation session from a mad yashmak wearing fem domme ..

PMSL "

thinly disguesed but a welcome admission PD, well done that man..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not got one that big ... a mirror that is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one thing i have always wanted to do is have sex in a field in the middle of a massive thunder storm, love rain and thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well done the orgys, the parties , the 3 sums, 4 sums, 5 sums, and more sums.

tried the bi side of things, the anal side of things , the dogging side of things, watersports but dont like...etc etc etc ........on and on and on....

ohhhhh one thing i aint done is............................???????

aint gonna tell ya.lmao

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

outdoor sex, up against a tree in the woods.... not thought about it much, nooo not me honest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one thing i have always wanted to do is have sex in a field in the middle of a massive thunder storm, love rain and thunder "

oiiii thats my fantasy...not yours

cheek !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not got one that big ... a mirror that is lol "

Camera close to small mirror.. self timer, stands back, pose, look hot.. laugh and post....

Worked for mine pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmm

well i seem to have done everything i wanted or heard about but in the scene roughly ten years and counting, it would be sad if i had not

bet ya never had a wardrobe dive ...!!!

or a screaming creamer !!!!

or a urethal dilation session from a mad yashmak wearing fem domme ..

PMSL "

NOW that would be telling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

i think we would lovet o do is have a three some, ( I KNOW everyone done this but we have not)

would nice in a hotel chat wine etc then done to some fun and games, also want to have a three some in a hot tub, with hubby watching for a while then turning on him LOL

sue

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Hmmmmm

well i seem to have done everything i wanted or heard about but in the scene roughly ten years and counting, it would be sad if i had not

bet ya never had a wardrobe dive ...!!!

or a screaming creamer !!!!

or a urethal dilation session from a mad yashmak wearing fem domme ..

PMSL

thinly disguesed but a welcome admission PD, well done that man.."

ooooy you can scratch that rumour for a start ...no one ever reamed my fronty pipe or back one come to that with anything ...!!!

and you wait she will slap your donk and break it in two ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im off to try and sort the one out i havent tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arse my internet is running slow two more posted bumped mine down lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"outdoor sex, up against a tree in the woods.... not thought about it much, nooo not me honest.... "

errrm cannock chase 6pm ..friday...???

PD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wonder just how many might just get some PM's from this lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We never go as far as making plans as such, let alone have a wish list.

We only have one clear rule, if you don't hear no thanks then fill ya boots.

We have discovered that peeps aren't as kinky as they think, or is it just us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or salcey forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where dat ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We never go as far as making plans as such, let alone have a wish list.

We only have one clear rule, if you don't hear no thanks then fill ya boots.

We have discovered that peeps aren't as kinky as they think, or is it just us "

Think your spot on.. whats in the head and what actualy happens is a mile apart sometimes lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah......

hate head fucks drives me wild.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Though being fair Sin.. we do push the boundaries with those we get to know better... but even then.. its sometimes hard to just suggest stuff..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peaches its near m.k lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have shocked a few with our raunchy requests with friends - they have leapt at the suggestions never been denied yet !!

One day I may tell you about the cotton wool buds and two domme's - it's a painful tale of woe I can tell you !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one thing i have always wanted to do is have sex in a field in the middle of a massive thunder storm, love rain and thunder

oiiii thats my fantasy...not yours

cheek !!!"

we could always share it, you bring the thunder, i'll get the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I had one of my fantasies ticked off a while ago and it was even better than I thought it would be

I had a few others but need the right time place and equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JUST thought of another one but am toooo scared to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could have been me who was the one who mentioned the sexual wish list. had one in my head and started working on it last oct. as things got ticked off the list more things got added. most of the things i tried i liked and do often. i think its a great thing to have and beats a shopping list anyday. and oh yeah i aint telling ya what the things are. one of the things i did do however was get it off with my female boss at the xmas works party in the toilets....bad move....aint had a chuffing rise since and she been a rite bitch since...lol

and oh yeah caligula i was showin my other half one of the threads and your pic was on it and he thought you were a woman...soz hun...but then again he didnt have his glasses on. just told him you were a doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"christ...

thinking ive done everything means same old..same old. and its gonna get boring...

tut.......why do i bother eh"

Well you could always pass on some of that knowledge, might add something to it if your corrupting a sweet innocent....... well, like me actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"christ...

thinking ive done everything means same old..same old. and its gonna get boring...

tut.......why do i bother eh

Well you could always pass on some of that knowledge, might add something to it if your corrupting a sweet innocent....... well, like me actually "

omg you say on your profile that your a normal guy and yet you live in grimsby without fish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"christ...

thinking ive done everything means same old..same old. and its gonna get boring...

tut.......why do i bother eh

Well you could always pass on some of that knowledge, might add something to it if your corrupting a sweet innocent....... well, like me actually

omg you say on your profile that your a normal guy and yet you live in grimsby without fish.... "

Contrary to popular belief, we don't actually live with them, or at least, not a meaningful relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, since when did I claim to be normal

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and im sure you know enuff already.......;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, since when did I claim to be normal "

u did ya knobby with the quote...."normal guys do exist"....or where you just hoping to meet some yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, since when did I claim to be normal

u did ya knobby with the quote...."normal guys do exist"....or where you just hoping to meet some yourself"

Oh yeah, forgot that was there. Maybe I should change before I get done under the trades descriptions act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and im sure you know enuff already.......;)"

I know stuff, but I'm a complete noob to this, and there's a hell of a lot to try out. Not tried a threesome yet, so you can see I've barely touched the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Change 'it'. Jeez, I wish my fingers would keep up with my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

onwards and upwards....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"and im sure you know enuff already.......;)

I know stuff, but I'm a complete noob to this, and there's a hell of a lot to try out. Not tried a threesome yet, so you can see I've barely touched the list "

Well you have lots to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think that is a thing to put on ya wish list as well arctight....to have quick fingers....we girlies just adore quick fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they're long, and sensitive, and can move fast enough when needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhh

stands back and watches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gish I have a wish list...which I am ticking off and a sexual wish list...which im contemplating lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would like...or like to try

orgy in a pool full of swarfega

fisting...winces

anal...buttocks clenched and now sealed in horror

naked camping party

3-some

ummmm hang on will need to run and check list again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pitches his tent in the nearest pool of swarfega....

Rubs hands in Glee.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would like...or like to try

orgy in a pool full of swarfega"

You'll get that under ya burka hon and that can be a bugger to get off you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doesn't have to be dead hardcore.. the sort of stuff that would get you Hung Drawn and Quartered by Maddie...

We have things we'd love to try but how sort of thing..

We'd love to meet a couple for outdoor sex... strangers kind of thing but nicely, not in a place full of doggers and Citroen Saxo's doing doughnuts...

Loads lol...."
then stop going to blidworth bottoms lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pitches his tent in the nearest pool of swarfega....

Rubs hands in Glee....... "

lmao...you will never get your tent pegs to stick in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would like...or like to try

orgy in a pool full of swarfega

You'll get that under ya burka hon and that can be a bugger to get off you know! "

it was fine til they put the bits in it!

oh and you can get orange scented swarfega now!!!...ffs whats that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would like...or like to try

orgy in a pool full of swarfega

You'll get that under ya burka hon and that can be a bugger to get off you know!

it was fine til they put the bits in it!

oh and you can get orange scented swarfega now!!!...ffs whats that all about?"

Jesus! Is nothing sacrosanct? Women in engineering now ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would like...or like to try

orgy in a pool full of swarfega

You'll get that under ya burka hon and that can be a bugger to get off you know!

it was fine til they put the bits in it!

oh and you can get orange scented swarfega now!!!...ffs whats that all about?

Jesus! Is nothing sacrosanct? Women in engineering now ffs!!! "

lol, fear not...I only use it after I have been tinkering under nancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!


"Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

"

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets"

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol"

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl"

Its early yet though lol....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Need to reach level 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl

Its early yet though lol.... "

Just want to lose our swingers virginity ha-ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl"

Good Luck ... good things come to those that wait!

Estee x

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl

Good Luck ... good things come to those that wait!

Estee x"

Do they??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl

Its early yet though lol....

Just want to lose our swingers virginity ha-ha

"

mmmmmmmmm nice thought ....

sure it wont be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl

Good Luck ... good things come to those that wait!

Estee x

Do they?? "

Dunno I'm too bleedin impatient to wait around!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ...."

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really want to try swinging but haven't find anyone yet.... not for the want of trying lol

Mrs dandl

Its early yet though lol....

Just want to lose our swingers virginity ha-ha

"

When your ready then..... Over to you!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ? "

you got it in one. Im shuffling in my seat here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ?

you got it in one. Im shuffling in my seat here."

I responded to the question and chose not to elaborate...

then bloody Mr Notts dared me...

Can't turn down a Dare can I??

Can't bloody win with you lot!!!

Estee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doesn't have to be dead hardcore.. the sort of stuff that would get you Hung Drawn and Quartered by Maddie...

We have things we'd love to try but how sort of thing..

We'd love to meet a couple for outdoor sex... strangers kind of thing but nicely, not in a place full of doggers http://www.fabswingers.com/account/xt_send_to.aspx?who=honey&where=rand Citroen Saxo's doing doughnuts...

Loads lol....then stop going to blidworth bottoms lolol "

whose blidworth bottom did ya do...thought you were not into anal robster hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ? "

yeah do u know of any perchance.....answers on the back of a post card pleeeeeease

yours sincerely princess gash hotlips

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ?

you got it in one. Im shuffling in my seat here.

I responded to the question and chose not to elaborate...

then bloody Mr Notts dared me...

Can't turn down a Dare can I??

Can't bloody win with you lot!!!

Estee "

No you cant turn down a dare, well a dare within reason

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ?

you got it in one. Im shuffling in my seat here.

I responded to the question and chose not to elaborate...

then bloody Mr Notts dared me...

Can't turn down a Dare can I??

Can't bloody win with you lot!!!

Estee "

Errrmmmmm funny you should say that babe .....but you can y know ...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ?

yeah do u know of any perchance.....answers on the back of a post card pleeeeeease

yours sincerely princess gash hotlips"

ooooy you ....theres a truce on so keep that hose trained on ya puss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List is so bloody long it keeps changing!!

Yep!! I can think of a thing or two or three.

Estee

Well come on then... Dare ya woman!

Well its good to know that I'm not the only novice....

Two blokes and me

Couple with me and a very, very good friend of mine

the above amongst a few others but can't tell you all my secrets

im only a novice when it comes to the 'normal' stuff lol

And another to find me a bloody good teacher to open my eyes and make we want to do all the things I'venever even heard of ....

errrmmmm is this the tease the fuck out of the men thread ....by any chance ?

yeah do u know of any perchance.....answers on the back of a post card pleeeeeease

yours sincerely princess gash hotlips

ooooy you ....theres a truce on so keep that hose trained on ya puss "

the hose is up my ass at the moment hun, getting it spruced up for tomorrows initiation at the club....whooooah bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pitches his tent in the nearest pool of swarfega....

Rubs hands in Glee....... "

So who's Glee?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a to do list and ive done every single thing on it except one. But heres hoping i can fulfil my last fantasy before long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a to do list and ive done every single thing on it except one. But heres hoping i can fulfil my last fantasy before long"
ohhhh you sooo have to pm me that one hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a to do list and ive done every single thing on it except one. But heres hoping i can fulfil my last fantasy before long"

go on i know ur dying 2 tell us wot it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a to do list and ive done every single thing on it except one. But heres hoping i can fulfil my last fantasy before long"

Cleaning the oven can't be that hard to do surely hehehe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my lips are sealed lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my lips are sealed lol. "

I'm sure I can find a way to tease them open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my lips are sealed lol. "

ouch id get 2 the docs about that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my to do list is big,

mike, bob, ste , bill, john, sid , the list goes on lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"my lips are sealed lol.

I'm sure I can find a way to tease them open "

Oh yeah and how would you do that then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of interest, how far down that list am I?

I think it's only fair you do it alphabetically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my lips are sealed lol.

I'm sure I can find a way to tease them open

Oh yeah and how would you do that then lol

"

Tell you on here, and give my secret techniques away? Only way you'll find out is in person

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"my lips are sealed lol.

I'm sure I can find a way to tease them open

Oh yeah and how would you do that then lol

Tell you on here, and give my secret techniques away? Only way you'll find out is in person "

Yea yea, like all the doris's all talk and no action

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"my to do list is big,

mike, bob, ste , bill, john, sid , the list goes on lol"

ooooy my name aint on there.....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you'd said all mouth and no trousers, you'd have been bang on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you'd said all mouth and no trousers, you'd have been bang on."

really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you'd said all mouth and no trousers, you'd have been bang on.

really? "

One word from you and you know the trousers are gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you'd said all mouth and no trousers, you'd have been bang on.

really?

One word from you and you know the trousers are gone "

must just test that theory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you'd said all mouth and no trousers, you'd have been bang on.

really?

One word from you and you know the trousers are gone

must just test that theory. "

You better do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you'd said all mouth and no trousers, you'd have been bang on.

really?

One word from you and you know the trousers are gone

must just test that theory.

You better do "

on my 'to do' list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope I'm near the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that would be telling lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

youll know when, she arrives in a chariot with huge swords attached to cut down the local chaff .,,,,

pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"youll know when, she arrives in a chariot with huge swords attached to cut down the local chaff .,,,,

pmsfl "

its not that huge! lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"youll know when, she arrives in a chariot with huge swords attached to cut down the local chaff .,,,,

pmsfl

its not that huge! lol"

takes out the locals in most areas ....mind you the 3 white horse give it away ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"youll know when, she arrives in a chariot with huge swords attached to cut down the local chaff .,,,,

pmsfl

its not that huge! lol

takes out the locals in most areas ....mind you the 3 white horse give it away ...."

too much? think i should just attach 2 white horses instead?

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