FabSwingers.com forum: 12 of the finest ( unintentional ) double

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over a year ago

1 . Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -

'This is really a lovely horse . I once rode her

mother. '

2 . New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew

Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes

inside of him . '

3 . Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And

this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her

snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4 . Harry Carpenter at the Oxford- Cambridge

boat race 1977 - 'Ah , isn 't that nice . The wife of

the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of

the Oxford crew . '

5 . US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons

Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,

before each tee shot , his wife takes out his balls

and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just

said??'

6 . Carenza Lewis about finding food in the

Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live ' said: 'You 'd

eat beaver if you could get it . '

7 . A female news anchor who , the day after it

was supposed to have snowed and didn 't ,

turned to the weatherman and asked , ' So Bob ,

where 's that eight inches you promised me last

night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but

half the crew did too , because they were

laughing so hard !

8 . Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69

yesterday . '

9 . Greg Ryan talking about a jumbo hot dog

said: 'There 's nothing like a big hot sausage

inside you on a cold night like this . '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots

on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve

Davis's misses every chance he gets . '

11 . Michael Buerk on watching Philippa

Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for

warmth during BBC1 's UK eclipse coverage

remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're

rubbing each other and he 's only come in his

shorts .'

12 . . Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick

Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining - up

shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick

likes to use Fanny ; other weeks he prefers to do

it by himself.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard most before but always good for a giggle every now and then. cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember saying to my sons girlfriend when asked what I wanted for my birthday, I replied, "I want one of those umbrellas that come all over your face" , amazingly she did actually buy me a dome shaped umbrella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Johnston, cricket commentator....

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More a spoonerism but Trevor McDonald one said on news at 10

"Cunt Kentryside"

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By (user no longer on site)
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....yet another cricket quote from Johnston

"There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle"

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

A personal one from me. Every Saturday that we are not.. errrr... "Out (or in) with friends, we like a glass or two of a decent whisky! My dear Mother-in-Law bought me a really fine one for Christmas, so last weekend we decided to have a glass or two whilst the lovely lady was on cam.

Sat at my desk, I poured two glasses and one drop went on the desk. I bent forward and licked the drop up and Les said. "You mind you don't get wood!"

Bless her, couldn't understand what I was laughing at for a while!

(Actually, I hope she did mean don't get a splinter in your tongue, dear!)

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