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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored so my mind is wandering!

What are you physical turn offs?

Toenails, manky teeth, piles??

As it's NSA, would you overlook just for a fuck?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why would you overlook things that turn you off?

(My face is properly screwed up at the prospect of manky anything!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth and scummy backgrounds to pics such as Toilet pics or dirty homes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelly pussy.......only had one meet turn up like that.....sent her packing!

Sorry but eeeewwww!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Why would you overlook things that turn you off?

(My face is properly screwed up at the prospect of manky anything!) "

You'd be surprised what gets overlooked by people on here just out to get laid!

Not personal experience but stories I have been enlightened to, hence my question!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Definitely dirty anything, especially teeth and nails.

I'm not fond of men's feet so I try not to look at those.

The other physical turn off is holding a cigarette, raising it to the lips and inhaling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality I really vain an shallow, self centered, stuck up I could go on... I know you said physical but if I don't like the personality the physical means nothing..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

Why would you overlook things that turn you off?

(My face is properly screwed up at the prospect of manky anything!) "

^ This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above "
baggy foreskin lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Personality I really vain an shallow, self centered, stuck up I could go on... I know you said physical but if I don't like the personality the physical means nothing.. "

If you know the OP said physical, why not answer the question?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Co-joined twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why should I lower my standards lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

it would probably be easier for me to list the things that don't turn me off

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Bad teeth, muffin rolls and feet....yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to crack the crust on her fanny...

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Definitely dirty anything, especially teeth and nails.

I'm not fond of men's feet so I try not to look at those.

The other physical turn off is holding a cigarette, raising it to the lips and inhaling.

"

I think thats called "smoking" lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha baggy foreskin lol

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above baggy foreskin lol "

What is a baggy foreskin? it sounds as disgusting as baggy fanny flaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having to crack the crust on her fanny..."

Oh my god, please don't tell me that's actuall happened!!!

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Personality I really vain an shallow, self centered, stuck up I could go on... I know you said physical but if I don't like the personality the physical means nothing..

If you know the OP said physical, why not answer the question? "

He's a newbie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Track suits, shit tattoos and mean faces.

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above baggy foreskin lol

What is a baggy foreskin? it sounds as disgusting as baggy fanny flaps"

I think she just means a hanging sack, not you know, like a tight coin pouch hahahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter to me, it is just nsa, it is not like they will be your gf or anything lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Bad breathe .... If I can't kiss someone nothing else is gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hygiene of any kind, whether oral, body, or clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many things we can control like personal hygiene and clothing etc

But a baggy foreskin is something you have no say in.

Fortunately it's not an issue for myself.

Not sure how one would go about asking that kind of question in advance and how the conversation would go during a meet if you were to discover said baggy foreskin.

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

Ew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above baggy foreskin lol

What is a baggy foreskin? it sounds as disgusting as baggy fanny flaps

I think she just means a hanging sack, not you know, like a tight coin pouch hahahaa"

Nope, one of those foreskins that's way too big for the cock it's attached to...overhanging the tip by an inch or more.

And since I always request cock pics before meeting I would know about it and decline.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a meet once & it was obvious he hadn't showered immediately before hand but it wasn't majorly off putting!

What did it was when I was changing the bed, I noticed some quite particular stains from where he had been sitting..... That was a big bleurgh for me. Never did meet him again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And I have changed the line on my own thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are many things we can control like personal hygiene and clothing etc

But a baggy foreskin is something you have no say in.

Fortunately it's not an issue for myself.

Not sure how one would go about asking that kind of question in advance and how the conversation would go during a meet if you were to discover said baggy foreskin. "

Not something I'd ask or be bothered about, I'd hope people would feel the same way about my baggy fanny flaps. Tbh even if I was a bloke with no foreskin whatsoever and someone asked me to prove it wasn't baggy before I could meet them, that would be a fairly instant turn off too.

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above baggy foreskin lol

What is a baggy foreskin? it sounds as disgusting as baggy fanny flaps

I think she just means a hanging sack, not you know, like a tight coin pouch hahahaa

Nope, one of those foreskins that's way too big for the cock it's attached to...overhanging the tip by an inch or more.

And since I always request cock pics before meeting I would know about it and decline. "

ooooo hahah! I never knew that was a issue for people, learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much physical, but bad manners.

Chewing with one's mouth open, poor manners in general.

Jools cannot stand crude men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with beards is a big no no

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

Men in vests, men in crocs, bad breath, dirty fingernails, baseball caps, chunky gold jewellery......i'm sure there's more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women with beards is a big no no"

men don't like that? good job i had a full face thread last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baggy foreskin brilliant!

I totally know what you mean since I've discovered cut cocks I'm kinda put off all foreskin.

*puts on tin hat n hides*

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Bad teeth.

Just can't kiss em and I like a lot of kissing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of stains piss lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor dental hygiene, I'm talking black teeth & bad breath type poor

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Long dirty nails ,yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky gold bracelets ha ha u meet a lot of del boys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kind of stains piss lol ? "

No!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smelly pussy.......only had one meet turn up like that.....sent her packing!

Sorry but eeeewwww!"

I concur. Luckily a text came in at a most convenient time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in vests, men in crocs, bad breath, dirty fingernails, baseball caps, chunky gold jewellery......i'm sure there's more x"

Crocs! Shiver!!!!!! Only good on very young kids who can't tie their shoe laces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men in vests, men in crocs, bad breath, dirty fingernails, baseball caps, chunky gold jewellery......i'm sure there's more x

Crocs! Shiver!!!!!! Only good on very young kids who can't tie their shoe laces. "

Men in vests? Better change the profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people may need to go the dentist after this thread

Loads of things for me... bad teeth, shit tattoos, greasy hair, monobrow, shit clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some people may need to go the dentist after this thread

Loads of things for me... bad teeth, shit tattoos, greasy hair, monobrow, shit clothes."

Ah that's me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some people may need to go the dentist after this thread

Loads of things for me... bad teeth, shit tattoos, greasy hair, monobrow, shit clothes."

seriously women have mono brows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think some people may need to go the dentist after this thread

Loads of things for me... bad teeth, shit tattoos, greasy hair, monobrow, shit clothes.

seriously women have mono brows? "

maybe

Atleast im free of the forskin problem

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet"
Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are."
What trainers you got

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are."

A matching pair of shoes of some description (I would probably draw the line at a guy in Ugg boots) help. But that's not a dealbreaker.

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Bad teeth

Crap shoes

Big hairy pubes

Could maybe over look the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet

Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are."

But the person comes as a whole, what they have on is part of them and as they say the first bites with the eye

I just hate trainers, i think they look scruffy, to me trainers should be worn for working out, to me a man turning up in trainers is the equivalent to me turning up in a onesie and i doubt many guys would be impressed by that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet

Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are.

But the person comes as a whole, what they have on is part of them and as they say the first bites with the eye

I just hate trainers, i think they look scruffy, to me trainers should be worn for working out, to me a man turning up in trainers is the equivalent to me turning up in a onesie and i doubt many guys would be impressed by that "

Depends on the trainers I think... sounds like you're describing reebok's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor hygiene of any kind, whether oral, body, or clothes.

"

This for me too x

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet"

Trainers are ok but I don't like it when a man turns up wearing dirty scruffy trainers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ffs I'm going unlos. I'm doomed

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

Just checked ur profile pics, no ur fine, ur in the gym so u have a legitimate reason x lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuxedo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Track suits, shit tattoos and mean faces."

You just described me!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bad feet. I turned down just a social on the strength of a foot pic which was on his profile.

Bad teeth. Or lack of.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty sweaty fannys!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad teeth and scummy backgrounds to pics such as Toilet pics or dirty homes. "

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By *uny1122Man
over a year ago

longeton

Yes I m looking only for fuck x and sory mybeb it's hurts youxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are many things we can control like personal hygiene and clothing etc

But a baggy foreskin is something you have no say in.

Fortunately it's not an issue for myself.

Not sure how one would go about asking that kind of question in advance and how the conversation would go during a meet if you were to discover said baggy foreskin.

Not something I'd ask or be bothered about, I'd hope people would feel the same way about my baggy fanny flaps. Tbh even if I was a bloke with no foreskin whatsoever and someone asked me to prove it wasn't baggy before I could meet them, that would be a fairly instant turn off too. "

Well said!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet

Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are.

But the person comes as a whole, what they have on is part of them and as they say the first bites with the eye

I just hate trainers, i think they look scruffy, to me trainers should be worn for working out, to me a man turning up in trainers is the equivalent to me turning up in a onesie and i doubt many guys would be impressed by that "

I think most would just be grateful you turned up

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester


"Bad feet. I turned down just a social on the strength of a foot pic which was on his profile.

Bad teeth. Or lack of..... "

Yep!

Arranged a meet and he had no teeth!

He said he was more comfortable. I said goodbye.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet

Whats more important, the person or footwear? Can't believe how fussy some people are.

But the person comes as a whole, what they have on is part of them and as they say the first bites with the eye

I just hate trainers, i think they look scruffy, to me trainers should be worn for working out, to me a man turning up in trainers is the equivalent to me turning up in a onesie and i doubt many guys would be impressed by that "

Guys wearing trainers are just as good a person as someone wearing shoes, it is the person that matters not what they wear on their feet.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"

Why would you overlook things that turn you off?

(My face is properly screwed up at the prospect of manky anything!) "

This!!!

For me this is fantasy. My fantasy man doesn't have manky teeth or piles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't make this shit up!

People state their own preferences then bitch about other people's preferences, saying they are wrong.

Stay classy people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like a guy in trainers. I'm less keen on a guy in a suit tbh, unless he's Daniel Craig hot and it's a very well fitting suit.

I don't think I have an avoid list. I look at them and either I fancy them or I don't. I don't think there is a formula for it.

Oh, bad smell. Yeah I would have to walk away from a guy who smelled awful.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't do smelly of any sort or scruffy.

I make an effort and expect some sort of effort in return.

Sports wear is a huge turn off, unless they are actually in the gym or doing sport of some sort.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored so my mind is wandering!

What are you physical turn offs?

Toenails, manky teeth, piles??

As it's NSA, would you overlook just for a fuck? "

I'm not into NSA but feet or bad teeth and smelly breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything which would indicate poor personal hygiene - bad teeth/breath, dirty fingernails, smell etc

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Poor hygiene

The chav look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my teeth straightened about three years ago. They weren't to bad but definitely noticeable. Now they were always clean and polished. Many have since commented on the difference it makes in a very positive way. That said it wouldn't put me of as long as teeth were clean.

My pet peeve is bad breath, specifically from smokers. I think if they smoke they don't have a whole lot of respect for there body on top of the obvious bad breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn offs for me are poor hygiene, bald head, smokers, long beards, mean faces! I love when I get a smiley photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth and bad body odour.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

On the one hand out profile says we like guys who are "fit" but there are very few physical "presumed" shortcomings that can't be outweighed by a charming personality.

That said, there never is and never can be any excuse for poor personal hygiene.

If you don't smell great your not getting it on with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never meet anyone with black teeth or, like others have said, dirty anything.

I wouldn't be impressed with a tracksuit or football top and scarf.

I wouldn't meet common chavy type of men or vulgar talking men. I can tell from the pics and the dialect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big ass feet

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I could never meet anyone with black teeth or, like others have said, dirty anything.

I wouldn't be impressed with a tracksuit or football top and scarf.

I wouldn't meet common chavy type of men or vulgar talking men. I can tell from the pics and the dialect. "

What do you class as common, your comment comes across as snobbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored so my mind is wandering!

What are you physical turn offs?

Toenails, manky teeth, piles??

As it's NSA, would you overlook just for a fuck? "

wooden leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit"

Sorry, but that was hilarious! Traumatic for you, but bloody funny!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Also guys that are too proud of showing their cock off if you must have a cock pic one erect one is more than sufficient

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Bad teeth, dirty nails, a baggy foreskin...I'd send a guy packing if he was sporting any of the above baggy foreskin lol

What is a baggy foreskin? it sounds as disgusting as baggy fanny flaps

I think she just means a hanging sack, not you know, like a tight coin pouch hahahaa

Nope, one of those foreskins that's way too big for the cock it's attached to...overhanging the tip by an inch or more.

And since I always request cock pics before meeting I would know about it and decline. "

I'm the same - cock pics serve a purpose!

Otherwise any hygiene issue.

I'm not looking for Mr Perfect but he needs to be good enough to turn me.on and not have me vomiting etc.

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

Personal hygiene is high on my list yuk.

BO = FO !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily a physical turn off but what turns us off is needy girls by seeking self assurance.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit"

It's even worse when you pull your cock out and it's covered in it

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

Sounds like fab mingers. Lol.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit

It's even worse when you pull your cock out and it's covered in it "

It's one way traffic down there boys, play with fire and sooner or later you're gonna get burned!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Which is why I won't I hasten to add lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit

It's even worse when you pull your cock out and it's covered in it

It's one way traffic down there boys, play with fire and sooner or later you're gonna get burned!! "

Is there a fire breathing arse dragon I don't know about?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit

It's even worse when you pull your cock out and it's covered in it

It's one way traffic down there boys, play with fire and sooner or later you're gonna get burned!!

Is there a fire breathing arse dragon I don't know about? "

It could be arranged - anything for you my sweet

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"A dirty bum...once met a woman who was a sailors wife, her hubby was watching and i was fucking her from behind..she then turned to me and said "have i got an arsehole?"..i said "erm yes"..so she went "well fucking use it"..so i had to plug it with my thumb..only when i pulled it out it was covered in shit, then i could smell it. I washed my hands, left and went home..i had some of that old coal tarr soap and scrubbed myself..even though my fingers were sparkly clean i swear i could smell shit on my thumb for the next month...scarred me a bit

It's even worse when you pull your cock out and it's covered in it

It's one way traffic down there boys, play with fire and sooner or later you're gonna get burned!!

Is there a fire breathing arse dragon I don't know about? "

You're not coming near my arse with that thing I can tell you that much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It could be arranged - anything for you my sweet "

https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

It could be arranged - anything for you my sweet

https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0

"

Their videos are mesmerizing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It could be arranged - anything for you my sweet

https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0

Their videos are mesmerizing! "

Try watching volcano live. Love 20 snare drummers in the morning

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Personality for a start

Poor hygiene

Stinking of cigarettes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"

It could be arranged - anything for you my sweet

https://youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0

Their videos are mesmerizing!

Try watching volcano live. Love 20 snare drummers in the morning"

Lol ok will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"trainers if i guy turned up to me me in trainers that would be the end of that meet"

Better not send you a message,the only time I wear shoes is at a wake other than that I only wear adidas

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