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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A beautiful stranger walks into your home.

Starts to undress and gives you a look like you're the last person in the world.......

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the cops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the bloody police; no place for psychos in my life no matter how beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take what I can get

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'll take what I can get "

Haha, there'd be one or two exceptions maybe. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the police, start throwing things, maybe throw in a rugby tackle. I'd definitely be suspicious of their motives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk up to her, look her up and down, slowly walk around her, before looking her in the eyes.

Can I see or smell her arousal?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Throw heavy things at him. Shout FUCKING GET OUT loudly whilst making for the nearest exit and trying to arouse neighbours.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

now if only you'd left out the word 'stranger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw heavy things at him. Shout FUCKING GET OUT loudly whilst making for the nearest exit and trying to arouse neighbours.

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My neighbours are nearly 80 - it would take me a while to arouse them both....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the gardener been drinking again?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Knowing my luck it would be a man

So, fetch the butter?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say 'you're too late, mate...

That was yesterday's fantasy'

And carry on cat napping on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone actually tried this with me on a trip to London.

I'd obviously given this pretty young man (or his pimp) "the nod" and he'd followed me into the hotel, into the lift, out into my floor, around to my room. I opened the door and I stepped inside and in he walks towards me.

He found out very quickly that he'd made a mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him where my pizza was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone actually tried this with me on a trip to London.

I'd obviously given this pretty young man (or his pimp) "the nod" and he'd followed me into the hotel, into the lift, out into my floor, around to my room. I opened the door and I stepped inside and in he walks towards me.

He found out very quickly that he'd made a mistake. "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I refuse to answer any questions until I have spoken to counsel

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A beautiful stranger walks into your home.

Starts to undress and gives you a look like you're the last person in the world.......

What would you do?"

Put the kettle on, get a blanket and call their carer.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A beautiful young stranger once walked into my house and gave me that look.....

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I've been giving Battersea Dog's Home £10 a month ever since...

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"A beautiful stranger walks into your home.

Starts to undress and gives you a look like you're the last person in the world.......

What would you do?"

I'd let them finish getting undressed first. I'd at least be curious to know if they had bush or not...if they didn't then something like the following would transpire...

"Oi! beautiful stranger with your shaven fanny! Get out now! I like your spirit and salute your courage in just walking into my home but you've totally misjudged this situation and obviously don't know me or my unquenchable love for the hairy flange. Feel free to come back when you've grown some pubes and we can re-evaluate the situation. Now get out before I'm forced to call the police!"...is what I'd say

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Throw heavy things at him. Shout FUCKING GET OUT loudly whilst making for the nearest exit and trying to arouse neighbours.

My neighbours are nearly 80 - it would take me a while to arouse them both...."

I hope we are talking 'make them aware' rather than ... nudge nudge . you know.... arouuuuuuuuuse .wink wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set the dog on them. See if they were fast as well as fit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be looking for the other feckers running off with my telly out the back door. Great distraction technique.

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