What do you call an ape in a minefield?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

.... A baboom!

Saw this joke in FHM today, and absolutely roared with laughter!

Took me about two minutes before I composed myself enough to tell the two blokes sitting at the table having lunch with me what it was that was so funny, and when I did the response was.... nothing, nada, zip, zilch, goose egg, a big fat zero, not even a smile?

Now, have I finally lost the plot, or is it them thats not got a sense of humour?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

that's actually quite good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes something just gets you! Its actually very funny, I just laughed out loud...the one that does it for me is the 2 snowmen in a field. One says to the other...can you smell carrots?

See....fooking hilarious!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

what's red and invisible? No tomatoes

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

I can shoot deer with both hands.... i'm bambidextrous!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

what goes under water, over water but never touches the water?

an egg in a duck's arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 blowjobs?

One's a Goodyear and One's an BLOODY AMAZING year!

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