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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Couple arguing, she said to him I'm not saying your ugly but you should have your own flavour monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple arguing, she said to him I'm not saying your ugly but you should have your own flavour monster munch"

That's brilliant! Lol

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"Couple arguing, she said to him I'm not saying your ugly but you should have your own flavour monster munch"

That gave me a much needed chuckle. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7/10

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Excellent. That's a new one. My favourite is "got a face for radio"

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Couple arguing, she said to him I'm not saying your ugly but you should have your own flavour monster munch"

I told hubby I was gonna draw a Nipple on his head cuz at times he is a real tit head mwhaha

Suzi

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple arguing, she said to him I'm not saying your ugly but you should have your own flavour monster munch"

brilliant, and I'm a monster munch fan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get dressed in the dark?!

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

"Did you get dressed in the dark?! "

Ha. That reminds me of one a friend once said to me after I'd had a bad haircut: "looks like you cut your hair in the dark with a bread knife". To be fair, it was a crap hairdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her: does my mum look big in this.

Him: yes but to be fair it is a small bathroom

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Her: does my mum look big in this.

Him: yes but to be fair it is a small bathroom"

Your bum would look big in the Albert Hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. That's a new one. My favourite is "got a face for radio" "

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent. That's a new one. My favourite is "got a face for radio"

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just emerged from the shallow end of the gene pool?

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

does my bum look big in this?

No but it looked huge in that dress you were wearing last night.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying your bogeyed but each ones in a different postcode

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By *ristol_MTB_cplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Face like a busted sofa (first heard from a guy with a really thick N Irish accent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband says to wife tell me something that will make me happy and said and the same time

Wife replied I slept with your best friend you was bigger though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you gonna do for a face when Jabba the Hut wants his arse back. . Heard that one

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Not saying she was easy, but even her knickers had "Next" on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not saying your bogeyed but each ones in a different postcode "

We call that Wakey Donny eyes (one in Wakefield one in Doncaster)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face like a busted sofa (first heard from a guy with a really thick N Irish accent) "

Looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp...or has a face like a slapped arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single cell creature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth like a burnt fence or curtesy of Myth teeth like sugar puffs.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Two friends of mine, one had just had his hair cut…

"Who cut your hair, the council?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this insult between two students in Leeds and it shot the other down in seconds.

" Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not saying she was easy, but even her knickers had "Next" on them.

And her Jeans 'Easy'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you gonna do for a face when Jabba the Hut wants his arse back. . Heard that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a slate hangers nail bag

Face like a mile of bad road

Fanny like a welly top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not saying your bogeyed but each ones in a different postcode

We call that Wakey Donny eyes (one in Wakefield one in Doncaster)

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Just emerged from the shallow end of the gene pool?

Haha..good one x

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

I think there's not enough insults on statuses

I'm always reading 'wonderful orgasm thank you, you know who you are'

How about 'useless in bed, you know who you are ' or 'was that a cock or a chipolata? You know who you are'

That would liven things up a bit!

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Two friends of mine, one had just had his hair cut…

"Who cut your hair, the council?""

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I saw an ass like yours it was at the Grand National!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said of my vagina that it's "like chucking a chipolata down t'M62"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise the circus was in town!!!

I may be d*unk but in the morning I'll be sober.

You my dear will still ugly

( copyright Winston Churchill)

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"When they circumcised you they threw away the wrong bit"

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I saw an argument where on of the parties, a geeky type shouted "I no longer respect your further existence on this planet!"

Tickled me that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Dad should have cum on your Mam's face (one for Jim there)

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Basingaaaaa xxxx

Suzi

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

Years ago a d*unk guy was talking to me about some Z-list celeb and said: "He's got a face like a bag of broken biscuits!"

I'll never forget that one!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Your family tree is a cactus as everyone on it is a prick!!

Always like that one

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am so glad

I'm not stupid like you

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that when you were born the midwife slapped your mum.

Is it true you were nearly called aday? Because when your dad first saw you he said "holy christ let's call it a day"

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i was in the pub drinking to a local hardman, a man came up to him and ask for a loan of 200 quid, he said if you dont pay u back you will give me a good hiding, he replied pointing to me if you dont you have a face like his, his mate said no fucker can hit that hard. one of them pubs where insults are standard,im polite to the big man i call him cosmetically chalenged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't realise the circus was in town!!!

I may be d*unk but in the morning I'll be sober.

You my dear will still ugly

( copyright Winston Churchill) "

"sir, if I were your wife I would flavour your brandy with poison"

Ma'am, if I were your husband I would drink that brandy"

(courtesy or the same sir Churchill)

Face like a dropped pie

(courtesy of our antipodean friends)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see why your mum fed you with a slingshot.

I bet your dad wished he'd settled for a blowjob now.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I would love to insult you but nature already beat me to it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Last time I saw an ass like yours it was at the Grand National!

Surely that's face ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda want a bag of monster munch now, pickled onion obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got an ass like a freight train going down a dirt road.

...fell out if the ugly tree and hit branch on the way down.

...he's...(pause thoughtfully as if searching fir the right word) 'unfortunate' looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late dad and his brother used to take the piss out of each other.

When I was a kid, my dad said to my uncle 'you've got a face like a dropped pie'

I was giggling for weeks after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cut your hair....the council?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wouldn't look out of place in a graveyard

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