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"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. " breaking news your prem/champs league x ![]() | |||
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"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order. Or understand football." you're obviously one of the rare people on here looking to swing ... | |||
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"*Single men (married) - local pub team* For balance where does the female version of this sit...? " Premier league top 4 Men don't bother with such details | |||
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"To me, this post actually explains an aspect of football in terms of commonly perceived fab hierarchy." Indeed it acts as a reverse lookup also ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house " this explains why you are showing no verifications!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol" I think it's suggesting that unverified single bi- female profiles are actually mostly men in reality. ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house this explains why you are showing no verifications!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Do you mind? I am the official mood hoover around here! ![]() | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() Indeed that's Howard on 1st page ![]() | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() He most certainly is , and a jolly top.chap. ![]() | |||
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"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order. Or understand football." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x ![]() I was taking the mick because the op thinks I'm a man! | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() He was still on page 8 of the overall most fabbed pics last time I looked. He would have made page 5 or 6 last night. Shame it doesn't happen more often. A lot of guys have some really great photos and they deserve more love. | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"*Single men (married) - local pub team* For balance where does the female version of this sit...? " Where do you sit? hmm, I have an idea ![]() | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() You missed it he made no 1 on page 1 for guys ![]() | |||
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"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x ![]() Well, that chest is a bit of a giveaway you know! How on earth did you think you might pass?! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I saw. I was involved. I'm saying he was also in the overall top fabbed pics, which is really good going for a single man. He got to page one filtered by men but would have been on page 5 or 6 of the unfiltered pics. Even guys high up on the male most fabbed pics don't often get onto the overall list. | |||
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"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha the chest is fake though, it's not even the physical attributes that makes them say it, it's based on how I converse, like people say I've always thought the things he/she says are things that only a man would say. It's like what are you suggesting that the things I've said can be quite funny or vulgar and oooh no woman can be funny only a man, it's insulting is what it Dee! | |||
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"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x ![]() ![]() ![]() I was accused of being a man on another site for the same reason. Nobody has said it to me on here, although they may have said it about me, I guess. I thought it was funny ![]() | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order. Or understand football.you're obviously one of the rare people on here looking to swing ..." Crikey, you're a barrel of laughs again ain't ya ![]() | |||
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"Hmm I dunno if I'm premier league or league division 2. breaking news your prem/champs league x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well i think its safe to say that some people easily confused.. you do qualify as a female lol | |||
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"No TG in the leagues. I guess that's because we're the referees of taste and adjudicate on what is or isn't naff ![]() Refs - love that - clever Mwah | |||
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"Hot people Not-so-hot people Not hot people In that order ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hot people Not-so-hot people Not hot people In that order ![]() Ah, rats! From the top to the bottom in one fell swoop ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house " Errmmm... Objection! | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() I.have made page two thanks guys ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No TG in the leagues. I guess that's because we're the referees of taste and adjudicate on what is or isn't naff ![]() TG/TV/Bisexual Men all play in the rugby league as like handling odd shaped balls and rough men, and can score as many try's as they want without trying | |||
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"What about chubby blokes? Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio?" No, watching ice hockey with his mates | |||
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"Hot people Not-so-hot people Not hot people In that order ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol" Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house " You missed FF couples, meet those and you've won the world cup. ![]() | |||
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"What about chubby blokes? Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio?" Or us chubby facially challenged Dadbod attached "single" (I prefer the term 'lone') males? We're fcuked aren't we? Not literally obviously, only metaphorically. Resigned to reading about the Dog & Duck Sunday Reserves u-10's section in the free paper pushed through the door? ![]() | |||
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"What about chubby blokes? Are we the ones listening to the pub team through a slightly un tuned AM radio? Or us chubby facially challenged Dadbod attached "single" (I prefer the term 'lone') males? We're fcuked aren't we? Not literally obviously, only metaphorically. Resigned to reading about the Dog & Duck Sunday Reserves u-10's section in the free paper pushed through the door? ![]() Nice pub, the Dog & Duck ![]() | |||
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"What a pity I don't subscribe to the notion of a pecking order. Or understand football.you're obviously one of the rare people on here looking to swing ... Crikey, you're a barrel of laughs again ain't ya ![]() Lol i think ur right there as they invaded the footy teams thread to say its a swingers site and all we should talk is sex ![]() | |||
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"There are always exceptions , remember nobody expected Leicester City to be top of the Premiership ![]() ![]() i recall a certain Forumite smashing it on a couple of occasions. Thinking Predator and Dark Wings ![]() | |||
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"I have a question. How does one become "Elite verified"? ![]() Verification from me! | |||
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"Old blokes ... Floor sweepings or invisibles ![]() It could be worse. Below that is the cum splattered on the floor by some married bloke. Then there's the bloke employed as the cum moppet in porn cubicles, popping in to clean up afterwards. | |||
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"To me, this post actually explains an aspect of football in terms of commonly perceived fab hierarchy." I don't understand either tbh! I neither know nor care what division people would put me in - as long as they'll shag me if I want them to! ![]() | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() prove it show me your horn lol ![]() | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() Tbh I don't get why they're/we're considered mythical/rare on fab? From what I've seen - the majority of single fem profiles on fab seem to be either bi or bi curious! Xx | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() How many single men have you met recently ? | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house Does that make Arsenal a unicorn that doesn't show up for the meet " | |||
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"I never understood the off side rule either .... so im blowed if I know what your on about .... ![]() I just about get the offside rule but i would happily let someone explain it to me and make sure i got it right lol | |||
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"And there are those who for some reason consider themselves to be in a league of their own." o/ " Generally these are best avoided in my experience." Oh... ![]() | |||
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"i support accrington stanley where do i stand" Exactly! ![]() | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() true but in my experience its been used to beef up their profile and appear more sexually open minded that all changes once they step out from behind the keyboard. I don't see the need myself. Be yourself... | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() A few! Why? X | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() Well I must be different then because I actually like to lick a bit of flange... | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() Can you recommend one ![]() | |||
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"Cum mopper " I quite liked 'cum moppet' actually, especially when said in my best Vinny Jones accent. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry lovely- not met anyone from the London area yet - but a couple are certainly on my 'to-do' list! ![]() | |||
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"I have my own pecking order on Fab that is unique to me. " Good for you my lovely - as do I! That's exactly what I was trying to say above! ![]() | |||
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"I find pecking orders weird as everyone has different preferences - therefore a different pecking order! For instance- if you like fairly well preserved older women with thread veins (well - there MUST be a vein fettish out there somewhere - there's one for everything else!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ^^^ This ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house " Anyone who has had us should consider themselves champions league winners. ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house " Love this topic 1st time I am going to share my opinion in forum on the much debated 'pecking order'! OP's version made me smile and gave me the giggles haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house Love this topic 1st time I am going to share my opinion in forum on the much debated 'pecking order'! OP's version made me smile and gave me the giggles haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yay, I've won the World Cup ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house Love this topic 1st time I am going to share my opinion in forum on the much debated 'pecking order'! OP's version made me smile and gave me the giggles haha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me too!! ![]() | |||
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"Id say single bi fems are the mythical unicorns lol Single Bi fem here. *waves* ![]() ![]() ha ha that actually made me laugh out loud x you are different ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house " I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others. I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others. I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! ![]() ive just seen this and agree ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others. I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! ![]() Move them up one higher and then the Single men (married) - local pub team will feel hard done by Best to add a few more unlikely categories at the bottom instead How about verified unicorn men ![]() | |||
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"I find pecking orders weird as everyone has different preferences - therefore a different pecking order! For instance- if you like fairly well preserved older women with thread veins (well - there MUST be a vein fettish out there somewhere - there's one for everything else!! ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a thing for squidgy veiny tits ![]() | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others. I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! ![]() I saw it more as taking the piss out of the fact that that's how a lot of people on here DO seem to regard Asian men, as opposed to being what the OP thinks.... | |||
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"Trying to explain to a friend the pecking order on fabs in terms of football Is below correct verified Unicorns - champions league winners Unicorns - mostly single men, but play in the champions league Verified Females - top 4 in premier league Females - mid devsion in premier varified Couples - Mid division pushing for a top 4 spot Couples - mid table premier Elite verified Single men - championship Verified single men - league division 2 Single men - league division 3 New single men - Johnstone paint non league division 4 Single men (married) - local pub team Single/married Asian men - watching the pub team play from the window of your house I've no opinion about whether a pecking order even exists on fab But I do wonder if putting Asian men in the 'lowest' isn't kinda racist ....no other race/ethnicity was singled out in any of the others. I know some ppl just can't help but put people in boxes but come on! ![]() Indeed | |||
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