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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hello my lovelies!

I don't intend to put loads on this - but I thought it might be nice to have a thread that can easily be found/referred to later in order to help people create a good profile!

I used the term CV because your profile IS your CV - and the guys who are most successful on here know this!

I thought it might be nice for ladies and couples to list what they like to see on a profile - and for successful single guys to share some tips which have worked for them?

Then when newbies/struggling people come on asking for profile advice we can refer them to this thread?

Really hope everyone takes it on board and provides loads of constructive, positive advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As many cock shots as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hello my lovelies!

I don't intend to put loads on this - but I thought it might be nice to have a thread that can easily be found/referred to later in order to help people create a good profile!

I used the term CV because your profile IS your CV - and the guys who are most successful on here know this!

I thought it might be nice for ladies and couples to list what they like to see on a profile - and for successful single guys to share some tips which have worked for them?

Then when newbies/struggling people come on asking for profile advice we can refer them to this thread?

Really hope everyone takes it on board and provides loads of constructive, positive advice! "

Great idea I know I need some help

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Be yourself and most importantly be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tip number one from me is to have some good, clear pics which show clearly what you look like (flattering of course - you don't want to scare anyone off) and are recent - nothing worse, surely, than seeing a look of disappointment on your meet's face when you see them for the first time?

Have explicit pics if you feel you need to - but be aware these may put many people off - so have some none rude pics too - with naughty bits covered, that show off your best asset/s!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Extreme sarcasm and too many arse pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As many cock shots as possible. "

Oi - stop it you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lie loads

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

This thread is very timely for me. I'm in the process of writing my first proper profile. I'm finding it hard to not come across as quite dull though I don't want to get too economic with the truth though. I guess it's a bit like writing a regular CV...everyone chucks in a bit of bullshit...don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking about this and I came to a startling conclusion...

Most of the guys I really like on here have shit or no profiles. Most of the guys we've met from here have shit or no profiles.

I always thought that the profile really made a difference but then I got a message from a guy we turned down saying how he was insulted because his profile is better than the guys we've met. And he was right.

You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


".everyone chucks in a bit of bullshit...don't they?"

That's the trap most fall into!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I was thinking about this and I came to a startling conclusion...

Most of the guys I really like on here have shit or no profiles. Most of the guys we've met from here have shit or no profiles.

I always thought that the profile really made a difference but then I got a message from a guy we turned down saying how he was insulted because his profile is better than the guys we've met. And he was right.

You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney "

Whenever I have answered "help me" threads started by single guys with any degree of seriousness, my advice has always been "don't be a dickhead". This appears to evade many, for some reason.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Don't take any notice of patronising advice and be yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the person you want to meet is very specific about something on their profile then make sure you are what they are looking for, and mention what you specifically want also so that women looking for you will be able to find you.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Don't take any notice of patronising advice and be yourself. "

Unless you are a dickhead. Then try not to be.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Keep it short and sweet.

Say what you want, not what you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours seems a bit long but we think it has all the info you might need before deciding to message us.

We like to see similar info in profiles such as; availability, likes and dislikes, if you're looking for anything In particular and enough pics to get a good idea of who we are looking at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos of someone else with a massive Hampton

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Don't take any notice of patronising advice and be yourself.

Unless you are a dickhead. Then try not to be. "

One persons dickhead is another persons ideal fuck.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh, and let's be honest, a lot of people just look at the pics and cba to read so at least make sure your pics are a little more than endless boob or cock shots.

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I think bothering to spell words correctly is very important to a lot of people when looking at the content of a profile…it does create a better all round impression...

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney "

This has to be true. I haven't had a profile for ages. I haven't even been messaging women. Yet I've been getting more offers than ever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is very timely for me. I'm in the process of writing my first proper profile. I'm finding it hard to not come across as quite dull though I don't want to get too economic with the truth though. I guess it's a bit like writing a regular CV...everyone chucks in a bit of bullshit...don't they?"

Tbh I try to keep my profile brutally honest - warts and all - but in an amusing way I hope!

I'm well aware though, that as a single fem, I could have a blurred picture of my left ankle with no profile text and still get meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attach a face pic with your polite message

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Always include a sky remote !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2006 - First blowy behind the bikesheds

2007-2009 - Sticky Vicky, real filthbag her

2010-2013 - Pornhub

2014-2015 - Sexy Sally, tried anal for the first time

2016 - Xhamster

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to advise guys as follows:

- Avoid negativity in profiles and status updates

- Have a selection of photos both in pubic and private

- Write about yourself, about what you like, about what you want to try and also anything you are not keen/dislike. Perhaps also explain your usual 'free times'

- Ensure your profile 'sells' you a bit. Nothing over the top but after all the competition is fierce

I am sure there is more but that is just off top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile text doesn't determine who I meet. I meet based on pictures and height.

Clear face picture and clear penis pictures, they're my deciding factors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always include feminism into your interests, bitches love feminism.

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By *roadAndAssuredMan
over a year ago

Essex

I don't know if it works the same way for

women looking at men's profiles but if I click on a woman's profile and all I see is their tits out then I always think they have something to hide. Every woman has boobs, all different shapes and sizes as do men with their cocks. That's not what should be the attractive part surely? Put a face pic up, if someone wants to meet you because they like the look of you then I'm pretty certain the sex will be better anyway. I wouldn't want the whole world to know what my cock looks like anyway so have one in my friends only folder that way it would involve me actually chatting to a woman first and would only add as a friend if I felt we got on and a _iew to meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney

This has to be true. I haven't had a profile for ages. I haven't even been messaging women. Yet I've been getting more offers than ever..."

I agree with this too

Fab is a shop window, so for me if I don't know you from Adam then decent photos & user name will be the best way to attract my attention.

I would say the majority of guys I've met it was their pictures that stoked my inital interest.

A lot of written text is boring, keep it short & snappy.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

In your profile make it clear what you have to offer, and make it real, don't big it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my advice has always been "don't be a dickhead""

Failed at first hurdle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a chubby girl put curvy

If a chubby guy try tinder

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Johnsoda 0204's triple h formula.

Honesty...

Humour.....

*Hung like a horse..

Display these on your profile and messages you'll do ok.

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* not essential , it's purely for _iews personal gallery..the other two are. Or just copy mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if it works the same way for

women looking at men's profiles but if I click on a woman's profile and all I see is their tits out then I always think they have something to hide. Every woman has boobs, all different shapes and sizes as do men with their cocks. That's not what should be the attractive part surely? Put a face pic up, if someone wants to meet you because they like the look of you then I'm pretty certain the sex will be better anyway. I wouldn't want the whole world to know what my cock looks like anyway so have one in my friends only folder that way it would involve me actually chatting to a woman first and would only add as a friend if I felt we got on and a _iew to meeting. "

Some people (myself included) aren't happy to have their face picture in public pictures. I send my face pictures with any message I send out or will send it if someone messages me and I fancy them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if it works the same way for

women looking at men's profiles but if I click on a woman's profile and all I see is their tits out then I always think they have something to hide. Every woman has boobs, all different shapes and sizes as do men with their cocks. That's not what should be the attractive part surely? Put a face pic up, if someone wants to meet you because they like the look of you then I'm pretty certain the sex will be better anyway. I wouldn't want the whole world to know what my cock looks like anyway so have one in my friends only folder that way it would involve me actually chatting to a woman first and would only add as a friend if I felt we got on and a _iew to meeting.

Some people (myself included) aren't happy to have their face picture in public pictures. I send my face pictures with any message I send out or will send it if someone messages me and I fancy them."

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"hello my lovelies!

I don't intend to put loads on this - but I thought it might be nice to have a thread that can easily be found/referred to later in order to help people create a good profile!

I used the term CV because your profile IS your CV - and the guys who are most successful on here know this!

I thought it might be nice for ladies and couples to list what they like to see on a profile - and for successful single guys to share some tips which have worked for them?

Then when newbies/struggling people come on asking for profile advice we can refer them to this thread?

Really hope everyone takes it on board and provides loads of constructive, positive advice! "

I thibk my cvs shite lol

Its just stuff added upon other stuff as i've gone along.

Served me well though, or that may be my boyish charm

jokes, im just a chatty git haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave mine a bit of a tune up in the text description part.

I'm sure it looks better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking about this and I came to a startling conclusion...

Most of the guys I really like on here have shit or no profiles. Most of the guys we've met from here have shit or no profiles.

I always thought that the profile really made a difference but then I got a message from a guy we turned down saying how he was insulted because his profile is better than the guys we've met. And he was right.

You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney "

This

Often when I get a message I don't even go and check out the profile - I just go by the message. If that message is witty and engaging then that is where it starts for me. I can be a couple of messages in before I go and look at the profile

Maybe I am a little odd

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon


"If a chubby girl put curvy

If a chubby guy try tinder "

seriously brilliant !!!!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm a bit of a sapiosexual, so appreciate a bit of effort on a well written profile. Doesn't have to be War & Peace but more than 'fun' or 'fill out later'.

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"This thread is very timely for me. I'm in the process of writing my first proper profile. I'm finding it hard to not come across as quite dull though I don't want to get too economic with the truth though. I guess it's a bit like writing a regular CV...everyone chucks in a bit of bullshit...don't they?

Tbh I try to keep my profile brutally honest - warts and all - but in an amusing way I hope!

I'm well aware though, that as a single fem, I could have a blurred picture of my left ankle with no profile text and still get meets! "

lol im still reading your lengthy bio! Must say i like quite alot of it! apart from 1 little thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney

This has to be true. I haven't had a profile for ages. I haven't even been messaging women. Yet I've been getting more offers than ever..."

Yes, contrary to what a lot of people say, good pictures of an attractive body will get you far further with more people than well written text ever will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney

This has to be true. I haven't had a profile for ages. I haven't even been messaging women. Yet I've been getting more offers than ever...

Yes, contrary to what a lot of people say, good pictures of an attractive body will get you far further with more people than well written text ever will"

That's a little annoying, I'm much better at writing than I am at being attractive.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What about what single guys want or need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking about this and I came to a startling conclusion...

Most of the guys I really like on here have shit or no profiles. Most of the guys we've met from here have shit or no profiles.

I always thought that the profile really made a difference but then I got a message from a guy we turned down saying how he was insulted because his profile is better than the guys we've met. And he was right.

You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney "

I must admit if the face and torso pics aren't what I'm looking for then I won't meet them!

Saying that though - if I'm a tad undecided the rest of their profile pictures and their profile text will swing it either way for me - which is why I still think they're important!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"What about what single guys want or need? "

Asking a sensible question on the forum, behave !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about what single guys want or need? "

True!

They're welcome to fire away too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney

This has to be true. I haven't had a profile for ages. I haven't even been messaging women. Yet I've been getting more offers than ever...

Yes, contrary to what a lot of people say, good pictures of an attractive body will get you far further with more people than well written text ever will"

I think this is true initially.

That's why getting involved in the forums can be helpful. It's a platform to show personalities.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What about what single guys want or need?

True!

They're welcome to fire away too! "

They should be welcomed anyway, single males do not need to jumping through hoops to be pleasing single women and couples on fab....

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By *laqgrapeMan
over a year ago

Sanderstead


"As many cock shots as possible. "
hahaha

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By *laqgrapeMan
over a year ago

Sanderstead


"Keep it short and sweet.

Say what you want, not what you don't."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about what single guys want or need?

True!

They're welcome to fire away too!

They should be welcomed anyway, single males do not need to jumping through hoops to be pleasing single women and couples on fab...."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself

with some up to date pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

defo good quality teasing pictures...you know some thought has been put into them, no messy backgrounds with dirty socks n pants on the floor behind the subject lol

A decent short blurb; about you, what your looking for and why. Are you just looking for a dail-a-fuck or are you into the lifestyle etc.

Couples of decent veri's, webcam, socials events, clubs and or meets.

Hopefully reading our profile, understand what we want and if we match with you, then message us. If we don't match then just leave us alone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about what single guys want or need?

True!

They're welcome to fire away too!

They should be welcomed anyway, single males do not need to jumping through hoops to be pleasing single women and couples on fab...."

I don't think that I've ever suggested they should?

I simply aimed the thread more towards single guys as most often it tends to be them who come on the forums asking for profile advice or asking why they're not getting meets!

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"What about what single guys want or need?

True!

They're welcome to fire away too!

They should be welcomed anyway, single males do not need to jumping through hoops to be pleasing single women and couples on fab....

I don't think that I've ever suggested they should?

I simply aimed the thread more towards single guys as most often it tends to be them who come on the forums asking for profile advice or asking why they're not getting meets!

"
Best to be honest on your profile because seems to work for me and I'm just a avrage guy no super model but I'm fine with happy swinging you lot x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

stand out for being true to yourself, rather than speaking others down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think my profile is current and straight forward. I have been told a couple of times that my photos let it down, but then I am not very photogenic anyway and dislike taking them. Perhaps I would also be better off hiding the face pics!

It is also factual, but whether anyone believes it or not, I often wonder?

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By *aked_ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Humour. Articulate and well mannered x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stand out for being true to yourself, rather than speaking others down"

Definitely agree with this one!

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"stand out for being true to yourself, rather than speaking others down

Definitely agree with this one! "
that's so true x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no-one will spoil it for you, apart from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip - search the forums to see if any topic about any issue you might have had been discussed before

Whether it's about "why am I getting no meets";

"My cv is shit"

"Timewasters";

"Cut/ uncut / size cock/ shaved / hairy / big / small/ curvy"

It will have been done to death over many years

Except Cake. You can have as many threads about cake as you want

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Top tip - search the forums to see if any topic about any issue you might have had been discussed before

Whether it's about "why am I getting no meets";

"My cv is shit"

"Timewasters";

"Cut/ uncut / size cock/ shaved / hairy / big / small/ curvy"

It will have been done to death over many years

Except Cake. You can have as many threads about cake as you want "
. Don't get me started on you and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip - search the forums to see if any topic about any issue you might have had been discussed before

Whether it's about "why am I getting no meets";

"My cv is shit"

"Timewasters";

"Cut/ uncut / size cock/ shaved / hairy / big / small/ curvy"

It will have been done to death over many years

Except Cake. You can have as many threads about cake as you want . Don't get me started on you and cake "

Oi !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Smile in your face photos. A lot of men's face photos look like police mugshots or as though they were taken at a funeral.

Also men, don't make a kissy face in your face pics.

(Disclaimer: post whatever pics you like. The thread is asking what we want to see/what puts us off. This is my answer. Do what you like, maybe some women like mugshots).

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Top tip - search the forums to see if any topic about any issue you might have had been discussed before

Whether it's about "why am I getting no meets";

"My cv is shit"

"Timewasters";

"Cut/ uncut / size cock/ shaved / hairy / big / small/ curvy"

It will have been done to death over many years

Except Cake. You can have as many threads about cake as you want . Don't get me started on you and cake

Oi ! "
Oi!! Yourself

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

There is no one profile template that fits all.

I'd rather see a profile thats 100% them than one that's trying to tick lots of boxes and appeal to the masses.This applies to couples and singles.

We've met people with crap profile text but had a good selection of pics and their opening message interested us. Further messages flowed easily.

In other words, be yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut my profile down recently by about 60%. From what I can see here its time to take some new pictures and get creative with them

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Understand what Misogyny means, it gets referenced a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would smile more on pics but I kinda look like I'm about to embark on a high school massacre or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a four line profile is good enough for a couple or single fem to land them meets, then it should be good enough for single guys.

After all, there's so much information to be gathered from the interests and other preferences on the profile, why should anyone need to write an essay, just because of their gender?

Your profile should reflect who you are, not a conform to a check box set of standards. You'll never please all of the people ask if the time. Be yourself, be unique, not some idealized standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder if people just try way too hard with their profiles instead of trying to get their personality across first, be it on the forums, chat or wherever. A laid back approach and willingness to play the long game getting to know people first would seem a better approach to me. Plus I'm shit at writing CV's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile.

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By *ike00465Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Be yourself and most importantly be honest. "

To true

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I wrote my profile ages ago. It hasn't changed for a year or so since my fab requirements haven't changed. Plus I have come to the conclusion that very few people actually read it, especially if you have pictures.

As an aside, if your profile is your fab CV equivalent, then your verifications are your references. I recently displayed a few of mine and the difference in the amount of messages I got was pretty telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think i can improve mine at all.

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile. "

How honest can people be on here? Tbh i don't think you should judge a profile by pics/bio/veri's

Just give a person a chance, there would probably be alot less snootyness on fab if people actually didnt think with their dicks/flowers

I actually gave a new profile a chance ages ago, no pic, just said new, agreed to meet at a club and she's ended up a good mate, even if she can drink for england.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile.

How honest can people be on here? Tbh i don't think you should judge a profile by pics/bio/veri's

Just give a person a chance, there would probably be alot less snootyness on fab if people actually didnt think with their dicks/flowers

I actually gave a new profile a chance ages ago, no pic, just said new, agreed to meet at a club and she's ended up a good mate, even if she can drink for england."

I'm supposed to meet everyone who asks? Just in case their profile and photos don't represent them well? In case they're my type?

Do you have any idea how many drinks/coffee meets I'd have a week. I'd be permanently in the coffee shop. Or on the loo.

You don't really mean we should meet everyone face to face, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know if it works the same way for

women looking at men's profiles but if I click on a woman's profile and all I see is their tits out then I always think they have something to hide. Every woman has boobs, all different shapes and sizes as do men with their cocks. That's not what should be the attractive part surely? Put a face pic up, if someone wants to meet you because they like the look of you then I'm pretty certain the sex will be better anyway. I wouldn't want the whole world to know what my cock looks like anyway so have one in my friends only folder that way it would involve me actually chatting to a woman first and would only add as a friend if I felt we got on and a _iew to meeting. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile.

How honest can people be on here? Tbh i don't think you should judge a profile by pics/bio/veri's

Just give a person a chance, there would probably be alot less snootyness on fab if people actually didnt think with their dicks/flowers

I actually gave a new profile a chance ages ago, no pic, just said new, agreed to meet at a club and she's ended up a good mate, even if she can drink for england."

I also can drink for England!

I can also pewk for England several hours later!

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile.

How honest can people be on here? Tbh i don't think you should judge a profile by pics/bio/veri's

Just give a person a chance, there would probably be alot less snootyness on fab if people actually didnt think with their dicks/flowers

I actually gave a new profile a chance ages ago, no pic, just said new, agreed to meet at a club and she's ended up a good mate, even if she can drink for england.

I also can drink for England!

I can also pewk for England several hours later! "

Thats fine peachy! I'm a lightweigh, so by the time your pewking lol i'll have been pissed and sobered up ready to clean your mess lol!

Ps, i messaged you earlier

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

She's a much sought after lass that one.

No. This is all good though. Well done Peachy for starting the thread our kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's possible to write a profile to suit everyone's taste, so just show your own personality, be original and leave something to the imagination. Try and intrigue whoever reads it and make them want more.

Disclaimer I wrote my profile in 5 mins and I should probably take my own advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile.

How honest can people be on here? Tbh i don't think you should judge a profile by pics/bio/veri's

Just give a person a chance, there would probably be alot less snootyness on fab if people actually didnt think with their dicks/flowers

I actually gave a new profile a chance ages ago, no pic, just said new, agreed to meet at a club and she's ended up a good mate, even if she can drink for england.

I also can drink for England!

I can also pewk for England several hours later!

Thats fine peachy! I'm a lightweigh, so by the time your pewking lol i'll have been pissed and sobered up ready to clean your mess lol!

Ps, i messaged you earlier "

She generally cleans up after herself. You could honestly go on a continental mini break in the time it takes her to sober up!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Be yourself and most importantly be honest. "

That's all that's required

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Successful single guys"... on fab ???

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"i think it's very dangerous to encourage formulaic CVs, be they real or Fab. The whole point is to give a true and accurate reflection of yourself, your desires and expectations and allow potential "recruiters" (to continue the analogy) if they fit the "vacancy requirements".

Much like recruiting for new staff, those who are too foolish/lazy to investigate the already comprehensive advice, don't check the requirements of the "vacancy" or put little or no effort into their "application" deserve to be on the "Thanks, but there were other applicants who better suited our requirements" pile.

How honest can people be on here? Tbh i don't think you should judge a profile by pics/bio/veri's

Just give a person a chance, there would probably be alot less snootyness on fab if people actually didnt think with their dicks/flowers

I actually gave a new profile a chance ages ago, no pic, just said new, agreed to meet at a club and she's ended up a good mate, even if she can drink for england.

I also can drink for England!

I can also pewk for England several hours later!

Thats fine peachy! I'm a lightweigh, so by the time your pewking lol i'll have been pissed and sobered up ready to clean your mess lol!

Ps, i messaged you earlier

She generally cleans up after herself. You could honestly go on a continental mini break in the time it takes her to sober up!! "

n'aww im sure she's not that bad!

My OCD cleaning beats d*unken cleaning any day

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Be yourself and most importantly be honest.

That's all that's required "
Best way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking about this and I came to a startling conclusion...

Most of the guys I really like on here have shit or no profiles. Most of the guys we've met from here have shit or no profiles.

I always thought that the profile really made a difference but then I got a message from a guy we turned down saying how he was insulted because his profile is better than the guys we've met. And he was right.

You know what, if a guy wants to meet me I think his best chance is a face and body I find attractive and to not be an asshole. I can't speak for other women.

-Courtney "
You hit the nail on the head

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Even if I find a face and a body attractive they will not be enough to hold my interest if the profile text is poor. A good all-round reflection of the person is much more appealing than a one-sided effort...imho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Extreme sarcasm and too many arse pics. "

Thighs, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A varied selection of suggestive pics is good too (or so I'm told)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think i can improve mine at all. "

It's lacking in the moustache pic department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think i can improve mine at all.

It's lacking in the moustache pic department "

True...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So for any new people reading this thread,

Cock pics - Yes and no

Profile text - Keep it real and detailed or short and straight to the point,

Verifications - When you get them show them but not all of them, Don't want people thinking you are shagging your way around the site,

Take good picture as not everyone reads profiles anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So for any new people reading this thread,

Cock pics - Yes and no

Profile text - Keep it real and detailed or short and straight to the point,

Verifications - When you get them show them but not all of them, Don't want people thinking you are shagging your way around the site,

Take good picture as not everyone reads profiles anyway

"

In a nutshell!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ensure that if others are in your photos that the majority of the person shown is you, rather than them- eg 80% you as a minimum.

People want to see how you look, rather than visual evidence that you can actually participate in sex with others - when they're _iewing your photos.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The second they say 'what will you be wearing' or 'what will we do when you get here'......... Run and don't look back..........

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

All that glitters, is not gold...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If you are a married, bi sexual barebacking scat and piss loving male....

Do the lottery, you will have more luck.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

If you are a married, bi sexual barebacking scat and piss loving female...

Filters are your friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The second they say 'what will you be wearing' or 'what will we do when you get here'......... Run and don't look back.........."

'what will you be wearing'

Even if its a social ?

What happens when he turns up wearing a suit and she is dressed casual, Jeans/ T shirt etc,

'what will we do when you get here'

I haven't met anyone at their house or a hotel, Do you want me to greet you as a friend or do you have some sort of role play in mind ?

Are we having a few drinks at the bar first /Do you want to meet in the room,

Sometimes asking questions about the social/meet is OK,

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"The second they say 'what will you be wearing' or 'what will we do when you get here'......... Run and don't look back..........

'what will you be wearing'

Even if its a social ?

What happens when he turns up wearing a suit and she is dressed casual, Jeans/ T shirt etc,

'what will we do when you get here'

I haven't met anyone at their house or a hotel, Do you want me to greet you as a friend or do you have some sort of role play in mind ?

Are we having a few drinks at the bar first /Do you want to meet in the room,

Sometimes asking questions about the social/meet is OK,"

Yeah

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the problem with this type of thread is that people look at it from their own point of _iew....

so if i was to ask a thousand people what they look for i would bet i'd get a thousand different answers....

cocks this, no cocks that.... bod shot, face pic, two lines, war and bloody peace.....

i think the general mistake a lot of people make is they take everything in and it becames a generic mish mash of what people think others want to hear......

people cast their net so wide thinking it helps when it does the opposite..... people have a fair idea of what they are after.. so tailor it to them rather than all and sundry

and then how are the people choosing suppose to tell people apart?

just let people find their own way.... those who get it and understand it will..... those who don't won't.... but at least you'll be able to tell the difference.....

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"the problem with this type of thread is that people look at it from their own point of _iew....

so if i was to ask a thousand people what they look for i would bet i'd get a thousand different answers....so true this fella

cocks this, no cocks that.... bod shot, face pic, two lines, war and bloody peace.....

i think the general mistake a lot of people make is they take everything in and it becames a generic mish mash of what people think others want to hear......

people cast their net so wide thinking it helps when it does the opposite..... people have a fair idea of what they are after.. so tailor it to them rather than all and sundry

and then how are the people choosing suppose to tell people apart?

just let people find their own way.... those who get it and understand it will..... those who don't won't.... but at least you'll be able to tell the difference.....

"

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The second they say 'what will you be wearing' or 'what will we do when you get here'......... Run and don't look back.........."

See also: "describe what you would do to me" or "how do you envisage a night together going?"

I envisage me meeting you and trying to decide if I like you or not. If I do, and you play your cards right, you might get a shag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brooding_BBW_cougar_luvva_98

******************

6' Tall

9" Long

Under 35

Will fuck over 45

Under 76kg

Will fuck over 100kg

Straight but happy to suck cock

Not married but guaranteed discretion and won't judge the white band on your finger

Will pay for hotel, a good meal, lots of drink and a taxi home

Free cake to help you maintain those curves

******************

Now put aside a day or two for all those messages...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The second they say 'what will you be wearing' or 'what will we do when you get here'......... Run and don't look back..........

See also: "describe what you would do to me" or "how do you envisage a night together going?"

I envisage me meeting you and trying to decide if I like you or not. If I do, and you play your cards right, you might get a shag....."

You carry large sea birds to meets?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"The second they say 'what will you be wearing' or 'what will we do when you get here'......... Run and don't look back..........

See also: "describe what you would do to me" or "how do you envisage a night together going?"

I envisage me meeting you and trying to decide if I like you or not. If I do, and you play your cards right, you might get a shag.....

You carry large sea birds to meets? "

It's a stuffed one. I have a cormorant too, and you "win" if you can tell me which one is the shag, and why it isn't a cormorant.

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