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I'm going to come clean and let out my secrete!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a Virgin!

Glad to get that off my chest, I feel much better!

Feel free to come clean and get something off your chest!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Never mind that, what substance do you secrete?

Sounds icky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people

Lots on fab I've noticed !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never mind that, what substance do you secrete?

Sounds icky "

Hahaha I've no idea where the E come from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind that, what substance do you secrete?

Sounds icky "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once farted in tesco, was a bad one so blamed it on my daughter who was 2 at the time..... That feels better

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Think you're well named fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shaving my chest in a bit, so that's getting something off it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do love my phone sometimes!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I've just taken off my bra ..... mmmm that's better xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think you're well named fella "

Are you suggesting I might be a liar? How very dare you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha"

It's like a snail producing slime as it moves along........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha"

It's essentially another word for ooze lovely!

Sweat is a secretion, for instance - it secretes (oozes) from your skin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It's like a snail producing slime as it moves along........ "

Well aren't you just the charming one?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've not worn a bra for the last two months.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It's like a snail producing slime as it moves along........

Well aren't you just the charming one? "

Lol, first secretion that came to mind.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It's like a snail producing slime as it moves along........

Well aren't you just the charming one?

Lol, first secretion that came to mind..... "

And he doesn't want to know the second!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha"

It is the reason women have legs.

Have you seen the trail a snail leaves behind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the screw in the tuna

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I've not worn a bra for the last two months. "

I can beat that...Ive never worn one-

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It's essentially another word for ooze lovely!

Sweat is a secretion, for instance - it secretes (oozes) from your skin! "

Thanks for that.

Long time no speak how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It is the reason women have legs.

Have you seen the trail a snail leaves behind?"

Snail - got it!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It is the reason women have legs.

Have you seen the trail a snail leaves behind?"

I told one of my livery owners her gelding needed cleaning as it had a build up of smegma.

'What's smegma?' she asked?

'Go home and ask your husband' I told her...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I've not worn a bra for the last two months. "

I want to be you...

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I've not worn a bra for the last two months.

I want to be you..."

We both want to be in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not worn a bra for the last two months. "

Gawd if I did that I'd have sore knees now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha"

Actually laughed out loud at this!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It is the reason women have legs.

Have you seen the trail a snail leaves behind?

I told one of my livery owners her gelding needed cleaning as it had a build up of smegma.

'What's smegma?' she asked?

'Go home and ask your husband' I told her... "

It also occurs in belly buttons.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm not wearing a bra today, is it National No Bra Day? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

Actually laughed out loud at this!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It's essentially another word for ooze lovely!

Sweat is a secretion, for instance - it secretes (oozes) from your skin!

Thanks for that.

Long time no speak how are you? "

I'm good lovely!

I see I'm not the only one who's been appreciating your lips recently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a foot fetish and I'm a sex addict

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It's essentially another word for ooze lovely!

Sweat is a secretion, for instance - it secretes (oozes) from your skin!

Thanks for that.

Long time no speak how are you?

I'm good lovely!

I see I'm not the only one who's been appreciating your lips recently! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a secrete was just a very small secret ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I thought a secrete was just a very small secret ? "

No that's a secrette!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What the fuck does secrete even mean??? Hahaha

It is the reason women have legs.

Have you seen the trail a snail leaves behind?

I told one of my livery owners her gelding needed cleaning as it had a build up of smegma.

'What's smegma?' she asked?

'Go home and ask your husband' I told her...

It also occurs in belly buttons. "

I'll take your word for that, I only find pink fluff ........

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