FabSwingers.com forum: 10th wedding anniversary

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Next weekend. Considering what ever we do will be on credit. Wtf should we do?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy.

Congrats, by the way

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Recreate your first date. And have a posh hotel for the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orgy.

Before or after dinner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recreate your first date. And have a posh hotel for the night."

First time we met, i head butted her in the, what you kids would call "the mosh pit".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recreate your first date. And have a posh hotel for the night."

First date was after about, i dunno, err, 8 years, i think? We're both pretty rubbish at this whole "relationship" thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy.

Before or after dinner?

Who eats before an Orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orgy.

Before or after dinner?

Who eats before an Orgy?

Dunno, never been!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Recreate your first date. And have a posh hotel for the night.

First time we met, i head butted her in the, what you kids would call "the mosh pit"."

Get thee to a gig then!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea. "

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit."

Better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgy.

Before or after dinner?

"
during lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit.

Better.

I feel like I'm to old for the mosh pit...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come to cheeky town we will have an orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come to cheeky town we will have an orgy

Sounds good for me, but(you know she has "specialist interests...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to cheeky town we will have an orgy

Sounds good for me, but(you know she has "specialist interests...)"

If there's gin/vodka involved I'm easy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Come to cheeky town we will have an orgy

Sounds good for me, but(you know she has "specialist interests...)

If there's gin/vodka involved I'm easy

Always gin and vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get her a hat and a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"get her a hat and a dildo "

Think she'd prefer shoes..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit.

Better.

I feel like I'm to old for the mosh pit..."

Forget the mosh pit idea then, put your cowboy avatar back up and take her to West world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit.

Better.

I feel like I'm to old for the mosh pit...

Forget the mosh pit idea then, put your cowboy avatar back up and take her to West world.

Sounds great! What's the postcode?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"get her a hat and a dildo "

Two presents? Blimey, that's a bit flash

Isn't 10th tin? I got Mrs ddc a tin of baked beans - saved on a posh restaurant too

Mr ddc

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit.

Better.

I feel like I'm to old for the mosh pit...

Forget the mosh pit idea then, put your cowboy avatar back up and take her to West world.

Sounds great! What's the postcode?"

I don't know but watch out for Yul Brynner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy her a bottle of gin and send the kids to the baby sitter

Sitter will be staying here.

I like the gig idea.

Pfft. Orgy was so much better.

Feel her up in the mosh pit.

Better.

I feel like I'm to old for the mosh pit...

Forget the mosh pit idea then, put your cowboy avatar back up and take her to West world.

Sounds great! What's the postcode?

I don't know but watch out for Yul Brynner"

Sound advice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"get her a hat and a dildo

Two presents? Blimey, that's a bit flash

Isn't 10th tin? I got Mrs ddc a tin of baked beans - saved on a posh restaurant too

Mr ddc"

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Definitely a nice hotel. Something expensive that you really get your money's worth from because you only leave the room to smoke.

Get room service... Something good... Save the time seeing stuff and spend it together doing you stuff, talking, fucking, whatever... But just you.

I recommend the St Pancras Renaissance hotel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely a nice hotel. Something expensive that you really get your money's worth from because you only leave the room to smoke.

Get room service... Something good... Save the time seeing stuff and spend it together doing you stuff, talking, fucking, whatever... But just you.

I recommend the St Pancras Renaissance hotel

Is that in Salisbury?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

With baked beans. What more could any woman want?

(She's probably got enough shoes already anyway)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Definitely a nice hotel. Something expensive that you really get your money's worth from because you only leave the room to smoke.

Get room service... Something good... Save the time seeing stuff and spend it together doing you stuff, talking, fucking, whatever... But just you.

I recommend the St Pancras Renaissance hotel

Is that in Salisbury?"

It's in London, nitwit

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Definitely a nice hotel. Something expensive that you really get your money's worth from because you only leave the room to smoke.

Get room service... Something good... Save the time seeing stuff and spend it together doing you stuff, talking, fucking, whatever... But just you.

I recommend the St Pancras Renaissance hotel

Is that in Salisbury?

It's in London, nitwit"

It's an hour on the train for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely a nice hotel. Something expensive that you really get your money's worth from because you only leave the room to smoke.

Get room service... Something good... Save the time seeing stuff and spend it together doing you stuff, talking, fucking, whatever... But just you.

I recommend the St Pancras Renaissance hotel

Is that in Salisbury?

It's in London, nitwit"

Ah man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her to Naughty Lane.

It's good craic here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ddc

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

With baked beans. What more could any woman want?

(She's probably got enough shoes already anyway)

How very dare you? Can never have enough shoes!!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

With baked beans. What more could any woman want?

(She's probably got enough shoes already anyway)

How very dare you? Can never have enough shoes!!!

But you only have two feet?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its our 10th anniversary of being together and we havent decided what to do yet. All i want to do is go to longleat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ddc

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

With baked beans. What more could any woman want?

(She's probably got enough shoes already anyway)

How very dare you? Can never have enough shoes!!!

But you only have two feet?

But.....but.....But.....But....the shoes!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mr ddc

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

With baked beans. What more could any woman want?

(She's probably got enough shoes already anyway)

How very dare you? Can never have enough shoes!!!

But you only have two feet?

But.....but.....But.....But....the shoes!!

Buy Clem some shoes as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ddc

Oooo a dirty weekend in matlock bath!

With baked beans. What more could any woman want?

(She's probably got enough shoes already anyway)

How very dare you? Can never have enough shoes!!!

But you only have two feet?

But.....but.....But.....But....the shoes!!

Buy Clem some shoes as well."

He has more than i do....shoes and jackets.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that is a lie..

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

But.....but.....But.....But....the shoes!!

Don't worry, I'm being hypocritical, I have a brown pair AND a black pair

Don't worry Clem, it gets easier after this one, you only have to buy presents every five years from now on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jackets maybe...but this is about Shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackets maybe...but this is about Shoes."

I demand a count

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Btw, congrats to you both too. I forgot that bit

(How long is it taking to count these jackets?

)

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