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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm in need of new photos...my last photographer decided to go off and get married...the fucker but always find selfie body shots hard work....I need ideas. I think my friends are sick to death of my face selfies and I need some new body pics.. I don't have smart ass camera equipment just a bog standard bite of the Apple phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and take some for you

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'll come and take some for you "

Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prop a mirror up on the bed, or prop up your phone and use the delayed timer.. Feel your pain misses it's hard take a few sexy ones on your own!! I'm sure you won't have any trouble with a volunteer either

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing "

I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

The timer is a godsend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come and take some for you

Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw "

Woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in need of new photos...my last photographer decided to go off and get married...the fucker but always find selfie body shots hard work....I need ideas. I think my friends are sick to death of my face selfies and I need some new body pics.. I don't have smart ass camera equipment just a bog standard bite of the Apple phone "

Ask my Mrs. Everyone loves them, and she does them all herself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The timer is a godsend"

Yip I've used it before. X

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'll come and take some for you

Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw

Woo hoo "

Haha it will be fun I'm actually pretty comfortable naked around most people

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face" "

Or put your hand on your hip.... its been done to death with the duck face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing

I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked "

But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).

It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face" "

Haha I think I pout in my profile pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing

I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked

But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).

It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different "

Editing not siting (please may I have a big button phone)

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing

I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked

But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).

It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different "

I do use light etc I need to spend a night just trying I guess

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"

Or put your hand on your hip.... its been done to death with the duck face "

Guilty as charged of the hand on the hip thing. But it keeps my tattoo out of shot.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing

I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked "

Naked?

You mean you don't just lift your ankle length nightie up and have them pull it down after?

You hussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"

Haha I think I pout in my profile pic lol "

You do, I was out last night and witnessed two women taking a selfie and the both pulled the duck face, not sure why women do this to be honest cause it's not a good look really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some time aside and have a play around. Self timer on the iPhone is brilliant, prop it up and off you go. Selfie stick is another option too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing

I try and not edit photos so that it doesn't look like me I'd rather people see the real wobble I have than shots that don't reveal the whole of me after all some man is going to see me stark bollocks naked

But you can use siting to get the lighting right. It's still you (yes I am really a skinny fecker with half a face).

It's quite amazing to turn an ordinary photo into something a little different

I do use light etc I need to spend a night just trying I guess "

Well good luck (I cheat and use a dslr with infrared remote) sometimes just sometimes I get the right shot.

Happy shooting

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Haha, I have my hand on my hip(s) in 3 out of 4 of my newly added pics

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"

Haha I think I pout in my profile pic lol

You do, I was out last night and witnessed two women taking a selfie and the both pulled the duck face, not sure why women do this to be honest cause it's not a good look really."

I like the photo shit happens I guess

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Whatever you do, don't pout, women look rediculous when they pull the "duck face"

Or put your hand on your hip.... its been done to death with the duck face

Guilty as charged of the hand on the hip thing. But it keeps my tattoo out of shot."

Your hands seem quite occupied in a lot of your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little tripod for my iPhone which I got off eBay and use a timer app and then spend half an hour and 50 photos getting what I want. It works for me though. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come and take some for you

Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw

Woo hoo

Haha it will be fun I'm actually pretty comfortable naked around most people "

Oh we'd have a fab night, just no vodka

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

It's difficult taking selfies. Phone and camera timer aren't long enough. I do the pose and Grey jumps on the bed very quickly. It's made for some funny moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like others have said, use your phone, a mirror, play with lighting, make good use of props, and see what you come up with.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'll come and take some for you

Yay...... I will supply wine with a straw

Woo hoo

Haha it will be fun I'm actually pretty comfortable naked around most people

Oh we'd have a fab night, just no vodka "

Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun."

Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.

Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips "

You think mine are natural

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.

Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips

You think mine are natural "

Mine are, and they're also wonky. I doubt anyone is perfectly symmetrical. Nobody looking at your pic is going, "omg look at her wonky nipples"!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I hate trying to take photos of myself, which is why I've done no new ones for ages.

Even my new ones are old ones.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.

Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips

You think mine are natural

Mine are, and they're also wonky. I doubt anyone is perfectly symmetrical. Nobody looking at your pic is going, "omg look at her wonky nipples"!"

Wonky ones here too reporting for duty. My eyebrows aren't symmetrical either but unfortunately I can't grow a boob fringe like I do with those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun.

Nothing wrong with natural wonky nips

You think mine are natural

Mine are, and they're also wonky. I doubt anyone is perfectly symmetrical. Nobody looking at your pic is going, "omg look at her wonky nipples"!

Wonky ones here too reporting for duty. My eyebrows aren't symmetrical either but unfortunately I can't grow a boob fringe like I do with those."

Eyebrows are fine, they say they're sisters not twins.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I hate selfies but what's the other option, use a timer, I can't cos I need to be looking at the picture as its being taken. Don't photgraph well, nipples are wonky like if you look at them ones going up the shop and the other ones bringing back the change. Fucking arse pictures are solid to do yourself, hard work mun."

Don't worry my boobs are so wonky one is below my chin and the other is near my belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really, really need some new ones for various applications and have been threatening to take some for months.

I can't stand the whole process and find it painful.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I really, really need some new ones for various applications and have been threatening to take some for months.

I can't stand the whole process and find it painful. "

You take some of me, I'll take some of you

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Get a cheap digital camera, they will have a timer on it. Prop the camera on some books or DVD's, set the self timer and you be surprised at the results.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I've got an old Polaroid SLR camera and loads of instant film with an expiry date of September 2007 if you want to give that a try?

I mean, what's the worst that can happen? It's not like you can get food poisoning from a camera, is it?

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton


"You can get a timer on an apple phone I think (or download an app that does). No such thing as a bad photo. Just bad editing "

A timer is the best way forward, iphones take good pics so problem solved

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

We use a selfie stick with a remote control

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Selfie stick that's a good idea

I normally set the timer on iPhone then edit after it works for me

Or get a new photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of the hand on hip selfie

I don't know what else to do with my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guilty of the hand on hip selfie

I don't know what else to do with my hand. "

Me too. Teapot pose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need props to make it more fun

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By *arkandMaz-GCouple
over a year ago

Gatwick

Selfie stick on phone cradle with a suction cup and timer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer

Sarah

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I do my own on my phone set timer put it on books etc hate some of my body look bumpy but it great say retry till get pic I want good luck in trying worth doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down load timer cam as you can adjust the length of time you have from 5 secs to 20 I think but find 10 is more than enough X

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer

Sarah "

I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit at taking pictures. Marc has all the ideas and does all the work. I could send him down your way, OP.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Happy to take your photographs in any poses you like ,

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm shit at taking pictures. Marc has all the ideas and does all the work. I could send him down your way, OP. "

Awww yeah that would be cool the Marc, Courtney and cheeky show

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Happy to take your photographs in any poses you like , "

I bet you would but no thanks

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Happy to take your photographs in any poses you like ,

I bet you would but no thanks "

no problem ,

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Selfies are actually not too difficult to take - for a few pounds you can buy a bluetooth remote for a camera phone which gives much more flexibility than a self timer. You can also take several photos in the same pose and choose the best. Having said that, I find posing for erotic naked photos far more of a turn on as long as you trust the photographer, so good luck with your search.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Selfies are actually not too difficult to take - for a few pounds you can buy a bluetooth remote for a camera phone which gives much more flexibility than a self timer. You can also take several photos in the same pose and choose the best. Having said that, I find posing for erotic naked photos far more of a turn on as long as you trust the photographer, so good luck with your search."

Thanks guys it would be nice to find someone to take some pics etc make for a fun meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer

Sarah

I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere "

Use your own flash card (please be aware that some dslr cameras can accommodate two flash cards).

Happy hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer

Sarah

I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere "

Another option would be for them to use your phone / camera. I'm sure there are some amateur photographers out there that could 'supply' their expertise.

Like you, unless I knew / trusted them I don't think I'd feel comfortable letting them use their own equipment.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Why not try some outside shots or ask someone for a venue ? Like a barn or warehouse. Then find a nice photographer

Sarah

I would love that...I guess for me I would have to completely trust the person taking the pictures that they are not going to use them elsewhere "

Make them use your own memory card , that way you dont have to worry about your pics turning up elsewhere

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