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If size didn't matter.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

all women would own a 2" bent dildo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sorry I meant the world would be a happier place.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be no angry fat women

and no moaning short men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is "bent" now acceptable?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

They wouldn't have to ask you if you wanted a six or twelve inch sub.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is "bent" now acceptable?"

Fuck me ....... I mean crooked CROOKED..... not a Gay dildo ......

Can one say Gay without being peeceed all over ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"all women would own a 2" bent dildo "
a magic bullet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is "bent" now acceptable?

Fuck me ....... I mean crooked CROOKED..... not a Gay dildo ......

Can one say Gay without being peeceed all over ?"

If it's flexible, it could be a bender.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They wouldn't have to ask you if you wanted a six or twelve inch sub."

Who ate all the 3's and 9's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is "bent" now acceptable?"

we were discussing this the other day - language acceptable in the 80s etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all women would own a 2" bent dildo "

Size does matter. 2 inches bent ain't gonna reach the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my ex didn't have a 9 inch penis because those 10 years I was with him conditioned me into only liking large members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all women would own a 2" bent dildo

Size does matter. 2 inches bent ain't gonna reach the spot. "

but all the nerves are in the first 3 inches...

..at least that's what I tell 'em

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I rarely use a dildo on myself at all. I require external stimulation.

The longest dildo I do use on myself is 7" and I can't usually get that all the way in.

Size may matter but bigger is not necessarily better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's supposed to be funny, but...

My dildo is about 6" - so not too large. Size matters for me in so far as I don't like anything too big.

*Shrug*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have some fairly huge toys I use on other people

I could carry out a poll on whether they think size matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely use a dildo on myself at all. I require external stimulation.

The longest dildo I do use on myself is 7" and I can't usually get that all the way in.

Size may matter but bigger is not necessarily better. "

Snap. Only rarely I use an internal toy (or man )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If size didn't matter

Guys.....

Wouldn't suck their chests in at certain moments

Take cock shots from underneath

Talk about their engine size

Or The size of the fish they caught

The too big ones would see more action

Girls ....

Wouldn't take "arty shots" to hide their flabby bits

Or shots with their boobs together to enhance the feature

The size of their house wouldn't be an issue or dress size for that matter

Or even trying to fit into tiny shoes ....

Basically if "penis size doesn't matter nor should the size of my jeans".

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If size didn't matter

Guys.....

Wouldn't suck their chests in at certain moments

Take cock shots from underneath

Talk about their engine size

Or The size of the fish they caught

The too big ones would see more action

Girls ....

Wouldn't take "arty shots" to hide their flabby bits

Or shots with their boobs together to enhance the feature

The size of their house wouldn't be an issue or dress size for that matter

Or even trying to fit into tiny shoes ....

Basically if "penis size doesn't matter nor should the size of my jeans".

Mwah

"
Can't change penis size, but you can change the size of your jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size shouldn't matter but I prefer we/vwe after 20 years with a man who had a small cock I WANT BIG lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If size didn't matter

Guys.....

Wouldn't suck their chests in at certain moments

Take cock shots from underneath

Talk about their engine size

Or The size of the fish they caught

The too big ones would see more action

Girls ....

Wouldn't take "arty shots" to hide their flabby bits

Or shots with their boobs together to enhance the feature

The size of their house wouldn't be an issue or dress size for that matter

Or even trying to fit into tiny shoes ....

Basically if "penis size doesn't matter nor should the size of my jeans".

Mwah

"

No fair.

I have to take pics with my boobs together to get them both in the shot

(I'm not joking either. I struggled with my wet t-shirt selfies and the last boob selfie I took)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If size didn't matter

Guys.....

Wouldn't suck their chests in at certain moments

Take cock shots from underneath

Talk about their engine size

Or The size of the fish they caught

The too big ones would see more action

Girls ....

Wouldn't take "arty shots" to hide their flabby bits

Or shots with their boobs together to enhance the feature

The size of their house wouldn't be an issue or dress size for that matter

Or even trying to fit into tiny shoes ....

Basically if "penis size doesn't matter nor should the size of my jeans".

Mwah

Can't change penis size, but you can change the size of your jeans "

Can change penis size by changing the man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If size didn't matter

Guys.....

Wouldn't suck their chests in at certain moments

Take cock shots from underneath

Talk about their engine size

Or The size of the fish they caught

The too big ones would see more action

Girls ....

Wouldn't take "arty shots" to hide their flabby bits

Or shots with their boobs together to enhance the feature

The size of their house wouldn't be an issue or dress size for that matter

Or even trying to fit into tiny shoes ....

Basically if "penis size doesn't matter nor should the size of my jeans".

Mwah

Can't change penis size, but you can change the size of your jeans

Can change penis size by changing the man..."
Ayy lmao

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"

Can change penis size by changing the man..."

Or the camera angle. Proximity to sky remote. Size of deodorant can. Or just lie outright on profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size doesn't matter so it is what it is ,you can't change what you've got xx hgf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They wouldn't have to ask you if you wanted a six or twelve inch sub.

Who ate all the 3's and 9's "

Seven ate nine, I know that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes of course it matters! I want a women with enormous breasts, tiny little waist an a slim toned body with a great big ass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes of course it matters! I want a women with enormous breasts, tiny little waist an a slim toned body with a great big ass... "

Umm hello! Big arse, big boobs, quite slim, some muscle definition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes of course it matters! I want a women with enormous breasts, tiny little waist an a slim toned body with a great big ass... "

And if she has small hands all the better

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"all women would own a 2" bent dildo "

It's not all about cock size.

Females have more depth than that.

For most females,having a big personality,

is more important,than having a big cock.

.

Oh shit!!my nose just grew a wee bit there.

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