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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't need a reason, I just don't like it.

I don't feel the need to justify or explain that to anyone.

I don't see the enjoyment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate this thread already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The players spit instead of swollowing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

I have a real love hate relationship with football, I love it and watch it a lot but hate almost everything about it. Plus I'm a Villa fan. There are many reasons to hate football for many people.

However, you can't watch anything on TV when it's on? You can just turn over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching the knitting channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I support Newcastle and we are shit at it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's not rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im watching the knitting channel"

Im acually watching man utd on my kodi and the only decent picture is on a croation channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love hate here too. Hate everything actually, bar the actual game. Okay games haven't been great (Man U fan)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love hate here too. Hate everything actually, bar the actual game. Okay games haven't been great (Man U fan)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about"

Who do you think will win Euro 2016?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

I have a real love hate relationship with football, I love it and watch it a lot but hate almost everything about it. Plus I'm a Villa fan. There are many reasons to hate football for many people.

However, you can't watch anything on TV when it's on? You can just turn over.

I wish I could turn the channel over but my brother always hogs the TV in the front room and won't watch football in his room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

I have a real love hate relationship with football, I love it and watch it a lot but hate almost everything about it. Plus I'm a Villa fan. There are many reasons to hate football for many people.

However, you can't watch anything on TV when it's on? You can just turn over.

I wish I could turn the channel over but my brother always hogs the TV in the front room and won't watch football in his room"

Fair enough, I usually watch on my laptop so the TV is free.

But you know, read a book, go for a walk, punch him in the face until he turns over. You have options, the world is your lobster

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all"

Every channel apart from BT sports so It seems

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

It turns people in to dullards- 90% of non job related chat at work is bloody football- and everyone in is a bloody expert!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all"

I don't hate sport altogether. I just hate football altogether. Like I said before, my brother always hogs the downstairs TV when a match is on and he won't watch it in his room so I have to hang about in my room until that stupid match is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overpaid cheating self obsessed nancies. What's to like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?"

I think its deeper than that as I now remember when I was in primary school, the other kids would never let me join in their team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And soaps are on every night and are repeated again and again

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?"

Hit the nail on the head I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?

I think its deeper than that as I now remember when I was in primary school, the other kids would never let me join in their team"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?

I think its deeper than that as I now remember when I was in primary school, the other kids would never let me join in their team"

That's reason enough

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Long time season ticket holder who travels home and away to games.

The only thing about football that I hate are plastic fans who never go to games and bring up children who they will never take to a live game and who think going to the pub to watch a game is a away game experience !

And sky for stealing the soul of the game by pumping to much money into it, I would go back to the old days in a flash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?

I think its deeper than that as I now remember when I was in primary school, the other kids would never let me join in their team

That's reason enough "

Yeah. I think it affected me psychologically without me knowing and it was probably the catalyst to why I hate football to this very day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

You could always move out dude and get control of your own TV

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I hate football because of the commercial fix it has become......

Bring back the sheeps bladder I say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

You could always move out dude and get control of your own TV "

I would if I could and I've been wanting to move out for ages but with me not earning as much money at work, its impossible

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I hate football because of the commercial fix it has become......

Bring back the sheeps bladder I say "

What have you got against sheep?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Because cheating is endemic.

Occasionally a rugby player takes a "dive" and is castigated for it.

That once, however, makes me realise that by comparison, rugby really is the game for thugs played by gentlemen.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Because cheating is endemic.

Occasionally a rugby player takes a "dive" and is castigated for it.

That once, however, makes me realise that by comparison, rugby really is the game for thugs played by gentlemen. "

Or occasionally fakes an injury by using a blood capsule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

You hate football ? Thats a bit intense mate. George bush is alive. george bush, dick cheney, donald rumsfeld, condeleze rice, tony blair, george osbourne, david cameron, the kardashians, kanye west, these people are globalist demons ! You'll be saying you hate waterfalls next. If you gonna hate at least hate something worthwhile

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

"Because cheating is endemic.

Occasionally a rugby player takes a "dive" and is castigated for it.

That once, however, makes me realise that by comparison, rugby really is the game for thugs played by gentlemen.

Or occasionally fakes an injury by using a blood capsule"

Or sticks his fingers in an opponents eye or, if he is feeling frisky, sticking it up his bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

How about Donald Trump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overpaid drama queens too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better than cricket

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Rugby

That is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

Those pesky waterfalls why i oughta!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate football cause my team is so bloody shit and run by a toss pot of a manager. Fuck off Alan Pardew then I can enjoy it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long time season ticket holder who travels home and away to games.

And sky for stealing the soul of the game by pumping to much money into it, I would go back to the old days in a flash"
Me too My Dad said Newcastle were once a good side in "Ye Olde Times"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Long time season ticket holder who travels home and away to games.

And sky for stealing the soul of the game by pumping to much money into it, I would go back to the old days in a flashMe too My Dad said Newcastle were once a good side in "Ye Olde Times"

Handy that the toons strip is in black and white then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It turns people in to dullards- 90% of non job related chat at work is bloody football- and everyone in is a bloody expert!

Totally agree on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologize in advance to any football fans her but I'm doing a list of reasons to hate football.

It's boring

It's a waste of time

I can't watch anything on TV while it's on

It's stupid having to sit in a stadium freezing your bollocks off watching two teams kick a ball about

If anyone wants to add anymore reasons to the list. Go ahead

I have a real love hate relationship with football, I love it and watch it a lot but hate almost everything about it. Plus I'm a Villa fan. There are many reasons to hate football for many people.

However, you can't watch anything on TV when it's on? You can just turn over.

I wish I could turn the channel over but my brother always hogs the TV in the front room and won't watch football in his room"
Yes because he is bigger and stronger than you...being a real man and a football fan....why gripe and start a thread on something you dont like...

Howay he lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

You could always move out dude and get control of your own TV "
Dont be silly ..he is only 31

Anyone ever seen the film "step brothers"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If the team loses ..the armchair supporter goes into a fit of gloom and doom and makes life unbearable for all who have the misfortune to live with them

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP the threads not about football is it..?

its about your lack of control of the telly..

why don't you compromise and have certain nights when you both get your way?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I love football because sit pays our bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overpaid drama queens too"

For sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't need a reason, I just don't like it.

I don't feel the need to justify or explain that to anyone.

I don't see the enjoyment."

My opinion too

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

The top players earn an unacceptable amount of money. I don't believe demand and supply should determine pay when the demand is for a group of men kicking a ball around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long time season ticket holder who travels home and away to games.

And sky for stealing the soul of the game by pumping to much money into it, I would go back to the old days in a flash"

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Against modern football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sitting in a stadium part surely could refer to all mainstream sports, So are really that you're hating on sport in general op?

I personally don't understand your gripe against football.... For instance there are lots of channels that don't show any footie at all

So you hate football because it's an inconvenience to you?

I think its deeper than that as I now remember when I was in primary school, the other kids would never let me join in their team"

i think half the people i went to school with hate football coz they couldnt join in but its not a reason to hate it

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I hate it for the way it has affected the men in my life. 'my team lost, let me get wasted' 'my team won, time to celebrate' with booze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate football because at school I wanted to play hockey with the girls and I wasn't allowed to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of overpaid Nancy boys if you ask me!....grossly overpaid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I support Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not rugby"

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better than cricket "

This is not

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Having to listen to the neighbour shouting at the ref while it's on the telly, I swear I heard the sad twat crying one day when Liverpool lost lol

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