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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is it sunny?

Is it over 18 degrees C?

If NO to these questions, don't buy a bloody ice cream.

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?"

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy."

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy."

But I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we first moved here we thought 99 was the price

Made for an interesting conversation when we handed over the pound coin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy.

But I like it "

Get behind me, Satan. Real cream made joy or some sloppy chemical sludge from a machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy."

Killjoy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy.

Killjoy "

If I want a Mr whippy, I shall have a Mr whippy.

Who wants a Mr whippy?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy."

If there was a van in the park selling real ice cream then I'd buy it...but there isn't...so it's either a Mr Whippy 99 or a cider ice lolly (yes, I do know there's no real cider in it!).

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy.

But I like it

Get behind me, Satan. Real cream made joy or some sloppy chemical sludge from a machine?"

I like both.

I would choose a Mr. Whippy right now though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it sunny?

Is it over 18 degrees C?

If NO to these questions, don't buy a bloody ice cream.

ffs"

its above 5degrees. man up ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy.

Killjoy

If I want a Mr whippy, I shall have a Mr whippy.

Who wants a Mr whippy? "

Yes please ~ Flake, raspberry sauce & sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the sun is out and i want an ice cream. is it compulsory to have a 99 with flake when purchasing from the van?

Mr Whippy is not an ice cream. It is a chemical concoction from hell. If you want ice cream, get proper ice cream. Death to Mr Whippy.

Killjoy

If I want a Mr whippy, I shall have a Mr whippy.

Who wants a Mr whippy?

Yes please ~ Flake, raspberry sauce & sprinkles "

You mean Monkeys Blood, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margaret Thatcher

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It's sunny here.

I'm now wondering where there might be a Mr Whippy van.

Grrr.

Diet. I am on a diet. I have willpower. I do. Diet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i hear the happy wanderer tune but no visual as of yet. i will hunt him to the ends of the earth the craving is such. may even have a double 99!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I want an oyster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want an oyster"

Aphrodisiac food.

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