FabSwingers.com forum: Washing Machines. How have we got here.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Wipe your arse better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a better washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wipe your arse better."

Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Use a bio powder or oxi white stuff not hot wash. treat the mark before you put it back in . I use a 40 wash mostly and seems to work fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a stain remover pre wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a bio powder or oxi white stuff not hot wash. treat the mark before you put it back in . I use a 40 wash mostly and seems to work fine"

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Use bleach .. get rid of the stains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah the programme fast wash I don't think has a temperature but for 40 there is a H wash wool which is 40? I'll try that in a min.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't use the quick wash for heavily soiled clothing.

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add some stain remover into the wash or put some on the individual marks before the wash. I do this and wash everything at 30 degrees, it works

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!"

I wouldn't say it was inappropriate. .the amount of photos I've seen on here with people in the kitchen posing next to the washing machine ..obviously better than photos in the toilet I guess. .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What kind of washing machine has programmes that take 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a bio powder or oxi white stuff not hot wash. treat the mark before you put it back in . I use a 40 wash mostly and seems to work fine"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of washing machine has programmes that take 5 hours"

OK not 5 hours but takes aaaaaaaages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!

I wouldn't say it was inappropriate. .the amount of photos I've seen on here with people in the kitchen posing next to the washing machine ..obviously better than photos in the toilet I guess. ."

Maybe they've just enjoyed a nice spin cycle

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!"

Get a wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!

Get a wife"

No one will have me, I've tried. Friend even suggested I go to a Sperm bank as I've been mentioning I would like to be a dad, personally I think advertising on Gumtree would be a easier option!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Quick wash isn't for stained clothes. If you do want a wash that doesn't take too long try the delicates programme (J on some machines). They usually last about 25 minutes. But the spin is short and gentle so for most washes you need to put it on long spin afterwards.

Treat any skid marks first, as advised above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't have skids!!!! Im not on about skids, I DON'T PICK MY BUM!!!!!!!

Im on about marks in general lol. Ffs skids!!!!

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I hate to be a bloke saying this (and an engineer to boot) but have you read the manual?

Other options for persistent stains - leave em in the sun. The UV bleaches things good n proper. Trust me, I have a toddler!

*Him*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If the clothes come out soaking wet after a spin then you are either :-

a. using a slow spin cycle

b. overlooking a blockage

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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!"

Just to help you reframe your views on your washing machine:

http://www.ted.com/talks/hans_rosling_and_the_magic_washing_machine?language=en

Well worth a watch if you have 15 minutes between washes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg think I've landed on plant zogo. Men doing the washing!!!

I take mine to the laundrettee wack it on prog 6 with two washing squishy things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm on wash load number 4 and I'm fucking screwing! I've put the same pair of pants on the same wash H at 40c AND THEY'RE NOT CLEANING! Starting weeks juicing now prepping instead. Fuck washing for a living!

JUST TO BE CLEAR - Its not skids I'm trying to wash out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on wash load number 4 and I'm fucking screwing! I've put the same pair of pants on the same wash H at 40c AND THEY'RE NOT CLEANING! Starting weeks juicing now prepping instead. Fuck washing for a living!

JUST TO BE CLEAR - Its not skids I'm trying to wash out."

Well, what is it that you are trying to get out of your pants?

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

not like tv adverts ariel persil etc filty washing coming out like new on a 30 deg wash, send your clothes to them to wash

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Christ all-fucking mighty, OP!

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

JUST TO BE CLEAR - Its not skids I'm trying to wash out."

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

You know what you need ..... A Miele !!!!

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

This has to be the best forum post ever lol

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"This has to be the best forum post ever lol"

Well it's good to have your whites white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All good now. Sorted. Just ordered a washing machine from Argos, only paying half of it so it's OK!

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

Why only paying half? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why only paying half? X"

FFS this just gets better. My mum is paying the other half! FML.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"All good now. Sorted. Just ordered a washing machine from Argos, only paying half of it so it's OK! "

Why have you bought a new washing machine? Is the other one broken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All good now. Sorted. Just ordered a washing machine from Argos, only paying half of it so it's OK!

Why have you bought a new washing machine? Is the other one broken?

Yeah it just doesn't wash clothes! Put them in dirty they come out dirty and drenched!

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

"All good now. Sorted. Just ordered a washing machine from Argos, only paying half of it so it's OK!

Why have you bought a new washing machine? Is the other one broken?

Yeah it just doesn't wash clothes! Put them in dirty they come out dirty and drenched!"

Oh crikey here he goes again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe your arse better.

Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun!"

sounds like you need a new washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have skids!!!! Im not on about skids, I DON'T PICK MY BUM!!!!!!!

Im on about marks in general lol. Ffs skids!!!!"

Just wipe better or maybe invest in a baday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WHY ON EARTH WOULD I HAVE SKIDS?! I'M NOT SAT HERE WATCHING GOGGLEBOX PICKING MY ASS LIKE A CHIMPANZEE! I DO NOT HAVE SKIDS I DO NOT NEED TO GET MY WHITES WHITE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually put mine on quick wash.. Then pause it mid cycle. Leave it for about 30 mins to soak, then continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to ask my maid what one of these washing machines are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe your arse better.

Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun!"
check the drain hose isn't blocked.. Can block under sink if attached by a spiggot. Also check if pump has access panel to clean it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wipe your arse better.

Haha good one. The clothes come out drenched as well even though it's spun! check the drain hose isn't blocked.. Can block under sink if attached by a spiggot. Also check if pump has access panel to clean it out. "

Is that like u bend thing? I don't know how to turn all the water off completely though to unscrew the u bend? Do I need a wrench? Where's the stop tap for all the water? Don't have a cellar so where would it be?

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

"Wipe your arse better.

Oh geesh I never want this to end

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Wipe your arse better.

Oh geesh I never want this to end

Haha best dirty washing thread ever! ! I can FEEL how wound up the poor guy is getting, awww! They are tough those man-skids....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't believe you bought a new washing maschine maybe your skids will come out clean

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can't believe you bought a new washing maschine maybe your skids will come out clean

Machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For the fifth time. I'm not sat here ramming fingers up my ass having a really good pick - I do not have skids. Even if I did have skids WHICH I DON'T doesn't everyone have them?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Your washing machine has gone onto skid row

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your washing machine has gone onto skid row

! (@&@^@^@/@/@^@^@^@^@^@/@/@^@^+*! (! (@(#($($($($*$*$($*#*#*@

I DÒOOOIOIOIOOONT HAAAAAAAAVE SKIDS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your washing machine has gone onto skid row

! (@&@^@^@/@/@^@^@^@^@^@/@/@^@^+*! (! (@(#($($($($*$*$($*#*#*@

I DÒOOOIOIOIOOONT HAAAAAAAAVE SKIDS!"

Now now, don't get touchy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your washing machine has gone onto skid row

! (@&@^@^@/@/@^@^@^@^@^@/@/@^@^+*! (! (@(#($($($($*$*$($*#*#*@

I DÒOOOIOIOIOOONT HAAAAAAAAVE SKIDS!

Now now, don't get touchy!

Everyone's saying I've got shitty boxers!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

God I don't half crack myself up! I should of done comedian . My timing is on point! Thanks all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say that you aren't putting the clothing on a long enough cycle.

The quick wash is for items that aren't really dirty but you want to freshen, like a shirt you've worn once and it's not dirty but needs to be freshened.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"For the fifth time. I'm not sat here ramming fingers up my ass having a really good pick - I do not have skids. Even if I did have skids WHICH I DON'T doesn't everyone have them? "

Hahahaha!! Oh I needed that, thank you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for a grey flexible hose 2 or 3 cm thick. spigot is a cone shaped pipe on u bend. It will have a jubilee clip on grey pipe. Just need a screwdriver and a bucket to catch some water. Undo jubilee clip and Pull off pipe and check for gunge in pipe. When putting it back, check the grey pipe arches up before dropping down to washing machine. That stops water from sink draining into washing machine.

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

Did you find the spigot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the fifth time. I'm not sat here ramming fingers up my ass having a really good pick - I do not have skids. Even if I did have skids WHICH I DON'T doesn't everyone have them? "

Yes but not as bad as yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some wet whipes op there cheaper than a new washer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for a grey flexible hose 2 or 3 cm thick. spigot is a cone shaped pipe on u bend. It will have a jubilee clip on grey pipe. Just need a screwdriver and a bucket to catch some water. Undo jubilee clip and Pull off pipe and check for gunge in pipe. When putting it back, check the grey pipe arches up before dropping down to washing machine. That stops water from sink draining into washing machine."

You can't do that operation in every pair of grundies. Such a hassle.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?"

I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?

I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!"

How long do you think we can keep this going for? When's your new machine coming by the way?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?

I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!

How long do you think we can keep this going for? When's your new machine coming by the way?.

I think we should call this one a day lol

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

"Any luck with a wife yet skiddy bum?

I was hoping this would die of death. No apparently there's a site call www.skiddy-needs-a-wife.com/littleskiddersaswell so I'm gonna give that a shout I think!

How long do you think we can keep this going for? When's your new machine coming by the way?.

I think we should call this one a day lol "

Ok let's stop now

but I wish you and your new machine all the best for the future

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't use bio washes and get great results. You can pre-soak and wash clothes outside of a machine.

Public laundrettes often do service washes though please bear some consideration for others having to inspect your arse filth encrusted pants.

Consider that some garments could be considered as disposable too.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"This has to be the best forum post ever lol"

Yep buy a Miele - went through countless crap washing machines had this one for 7 years now and it hasn't skipped a beat and I remember the difference in the clothes I washed when I first got it

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I know it's completely inappropriate for this site but b@stard washing machines!

I put the wash on quick wash (any other programme takes 5 hours) but when I come to empty it I find the clothes still marked?!?! What can I do!

Get a wife"

It would be considerably less expensive,if you just got a new washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did ur new washing machine come and more importantly are your clothes clean and dry

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Your washing machine has gone onto skid row

! (@&@^@^@/@/@^@^@^@^@^@/@/@^@^+*! (! (@(#($($($($*$*$($*#*#*@

I DÒOOOIOIOIOOONT HAAAAAAAAVE SKIDS!"

If you say so...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Sorry, OC, just couldn't resist the temptation!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I Don't think the new machine is such a step forward with its three hour wash program... The quick ten minute wash is too short ..and there's no hour long one to wash things while I get breakfast going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this thread jinxed me my washer broke this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be the best forum post ever lol"

FUCK ME! Off subject..thats some arse! Xxxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought it broke the forum rules to air your dirty laundry in public.

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