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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So it's s Saturday night in for me, so I thought I'd have a forum party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic for me

Anyone else want one ? I have a variety of gin and vodka

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Gin and tonic for me

Anyone else want one ? I have a variety of gin and vodka

Oh what vodka do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring scatter cushions. Shall I get a bulk supply of condoms too or is that a little premature ?

Sarah

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll bring scatter cushions. Shall I get a bulk supply of condoms too or is that a little premature ?

Sarah

Better to be safe than sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic for me

Anyone else want one ? I have a variety of gin and vodka

Oh what vodka do you have?

Grey Goose

Cracovia

Smirnoff

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Gin and tonic for me

Anyone else want one ? I have a variety of gin and vodka

Oh what vodka do you have?

Grey Goose

Cracovia

Smirnoff

Grey goose for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic for me

Anyone else want one ? I have a variety of gin and vodka

Oh what vodka do you have?

Grey Goose

Cracovia

Smirnoff

Grey goose for me

Straight ?

And the vodka? ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not sure what i fancy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Gin and tonic for me

Anyone else want one ? I have a variety of gin and vodka

Oh what vodka do you have?

Grey Goose

Cracovia

Smirnoff

Grey goose for me

Straight ?

And the vodka? ?

Ohh I don't mind it a bit bent...lemonade and lime please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No vodka shots here

Bottle of wine with a straw

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm home. My mum is here and watching craft tutorials on her laptop, totally ignoring me!

I'm bored.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No vodka shots here

Bottle of wine with a straw

Hahaha lambrini?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm home. My mum is here and watching craft tutorials on her laptop, totally ignoring me!

I'm bored."

You are a right bundle of joy...switch off the Internet and talk to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and Diet Coke please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No vodka shots here

Bottle of wine with a straw

Hahaha lambrini?

Cheap and cheerful

i love reliving my youth

no a bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring scatter cushions. Shall I get a bulk supply of condoms too or is that a little premature ?

Sarah

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latex free please X

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Spiced rum and Diet Coke please xxx

You can have anything you wish lovely

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No vodka shots here

Bottle of wine with a straw

Hahaha lambrini?

Cheap and cheerful

i love reliving my youth

no a bottle of red "

Oh give me a straw I'm joining you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No vodka shots here

Bottle of wine with a straw

Hahaha lambrini?

Cheap and cheerful

i love reliving my youth

no a bottle of red

Oh give me a straw I'm joining you

Woo hoo

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills."

Get your cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!"

A bill paying site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!"

One where you had the horror of meeting me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Oh god poor sod

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills."

Grumpy chops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Oh god poor sod

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

A bill paying site

Haha! ... give me a minute, I'll try to locate my cock

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

A bill paying site

Haha! ... give me a minute, I'll try to locate my cock"

Hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to hit the Malbec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm staying in also being good

. . . . Well kind of

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure "

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my dates m8xed up im in tonight lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my dates m8xed up im in tonight lol xx"

I'm making cocktails, do you fancy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sweet cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I bring a bottle?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm home. My mum is here and watching craft tutorials on her laptop, totally ignoring me!

I'm bored.

You are a right bundle of joy...switch off the Internet and talk to her

I've been trying to talk to her. She's off in her own world.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

Ohh a Long Island ice tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a sweet cocktail please"

Sweet? Strawberry daiquiri?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

Ohh a Long Island ice tea

Mine will blow your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?"

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent Merlot please or an indecent proposal .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Shall I bring a bottle?

Two would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like having a FAB night out lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent Merlot please or an indecent proposal .

I only have indecent ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol "

Haha!, oh fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'll be the the one to tell you guys to quiet things down because I'm reading

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol "

She is a minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol

Haha!, oh fuck"

Well fucks occasionally come into the equation too

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By *i amy cdTV/TS
over a year ago

leicester

Am I welcome to the party?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol

She is a minx

A minxy angel

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

A big favourite of mine at the moment is smirnoff gold (cinnamon) with apple juice and lemonade. It tastes of apple pie. Mmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coxes Apple water for me please. I'm 11 days dry

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A big favourite of mine at the moment is smirnoff gold (cinnamon) with apple juice and lemonade. It tastes of apple pie. Mmmmm xx"

Sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my dates m8xed up im in tonight lol xx

I'm making cocktails, do you fancy one?

Yes please, mojito?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol

Haha!, oh fuck

Well fucks occasionally come into the equation too

That, I'd like to see

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am I welcome to the party?? Xx"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka n diet . Pringles and pj's so rock n roll x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

Ohh a Long Island ice tea

I would love one of your coctails Doc

Mine will blow your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my dates m8xed up im in tonight lol xx

I'm making cocktails, do you fancy one?

Yes please, mojito?

One of my staples....coming right up......just crushing the ice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

Ohh a Long Island ice tea

I would love one of your coctails Doc

Mine will blow your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only went to slice the lemon for my gin and you rowdy lot have really turned up the volume

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

Ohh a Long Island ice tea

I would love one of your coctails Doc

Mine will blow your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to hit the Malbec

Can I have one of your cocktails please

Of course.....what do you fancy?

Ohh a Long Island ice tea

I would love one of your coctails Doc

Mine will blow your socks off

Good job I haven't had much to drink yet

A Long Island iced tea for you too, Ace?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Vodka n diet . Pringles and pj's so rock n roll x"

I'm on the lemonade and lime

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over a year ago

"Can you lot keep it down? I'm trying to pay my bills.

Get your cock out

What kind of website have I stumbled across here???!!!

One where you had the horror of meeting me

Horror? come on, it was a pleasure

You haven't seen me on the vodka shots like MissCC has

Do you need to be scooped off of the floor?

Maybe off the ceiling after it gets me going lol

Haha!, oh fuck

Well fucks occasionally come into the equation too

That, I'd like to see"

You never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran capitaz brandy ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coxes Apple water for me please. I'm 11 days dry

Struth, I'll see if I can dig one out?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would love one of your coctails Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bath with a pint of water!

so rock n roll eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka n diet . Pringles and pj's so rock n roll x

I'm on the lemonade and lime

Long Island Iced Tea a bit much for ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horlicks or hot chocolate for me please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Vodka n diet . Pringles and pj's so rock n roll x

I'm on the lemonade and lime

Long Island Iced Tea a bit much for ya?

Giving my liver a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love one of your coctails Doc

Get that LIIT down ya neck then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love one of your coctails Doc

Get that LIIT down ya neck then

Cheekychops wimped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be a rum & ginger for me - tis the pirate in me ! ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gran capitaz brandy ta

On its way - slides it across the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got to be a rum & ginger for me - tis the pirate in me ! ;p"

Any particular rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coxes Apple water for me please. I'm 11 days dry

Struth, I'll see if I can dig one out?

Thank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horlicks or hot chocolate for me please"

The machine is a self serve for hot chocolate and coffees......help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fucks occasionally come into the equation too

That, I'd like to see

You never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got to be a rum & ginger for me - tis the pirate in me ! ;p

Any particular rum? "

Havana rum always a winner

Having said that I'm easily pleased with most rums!

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over a year ago

Well fucks occasionally come into the equation too

That, I'd like to see

You never know

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over a year ago

"It's got to be a rum & ginger for me - tis the pirate in me ! ;p

Any particular rum?

Havana rum always a winner

Having said that I'm easily pleased with most rums! "

7yo Havana Club Añejo and ginger coming up. ice and a slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horlicks or hot chocolate for me please

The machine is a self serve for hot chocolate and coffees......help yourself

Thanks muchly

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

"A big favourite of mine at the moment is smirnoff gold (cinnamon) with apple juice and lemonade. It tastes of apple pie. Mmmmm xx

Sounds lovely

It goes down a bit too easily

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A big favourite of mine at the moment is smirnoff gold (cinnamon) with apple juice and lemonade. It tastes of apple pie. Mmmmm xx

Sounds lovely

It goes down a bit too easily

I bet it does...might have to try it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I've the afternoon with my family. Now tucked up in bed recovering from a ridiculously late night. I least I don't smell like fairy liquid anymore though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the afternoon with my family. Now tucked up in bed recovering from a ridiculously late night. I least I don't smell like fairy liquid anymore though "

I still want to know what foamy cock tastes like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday nights are boring when your in your house on your own

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I've the afternoon with my family. Now tucked up in bed recovering from a ridiculously late night. I least I don't smell like fairy liquid anymore though

I still want to know what foamy cock tastes like

Very clean with a hint of fairy liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've the afternoon with my family. Now tucked up in bed recovering from a ridiculously late night. I least I don't smell like fairy liquid anymore though

I still want to know what foamy cock tastes like

Very clean with a hint of fairy liquid

Haha, i might have to try one day

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

"Saturday nights are boring when your in your house on your own

Only if you lack imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got to be a rum & ginger for me - tis the pirate in me ! ;p

Any particular rum?

Havana rum always a winner

Having said that I'm easily pleased with most rums!

7yo Havana Club Añejo and ginger coming up. ice and a slice?"

Absolutely !! Thanking you

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over a year ago

"I've the afternoon with my family. Now tucked up in bed recovering from a ridiculously late night. I least I don't smell like fairy liquid anymore though

I still want to know what foamy cock tastes like

Me too!

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