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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Come on ladies how many of us are there

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and me

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

stop! dont do this lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"stop! dont do this lol x"

you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"stop! dont do this lol x"

Aw whats the matter sweety pie? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He promised to make me Mrs Cornwall but it never happened

Runs off to sob and make a voodoo doll out of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stop! dont do this lol x

you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!"

2nd honeymoon you must be the favorite wife

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

erm ....... erm.......

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"stop! dont do this lol x

you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!

2nd honeymoon you must be the favorite wife "

What honeymoon?, still waiting for mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex-Mrs Cornwall Male to be here (once we return from our third honeymoon).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me too!

greedy git, u would have thought us girls would have worn him out by now??ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stop! dont do this lol x

you are welcome to him ladies, I'm filing for divorce first thing in the morning.... and you can forget the second honeymoon in the summer!!!

2nd honeymoon you must be the favorite wife

What honeymoon?, still waiting for mine "

Back of the queue I tells ya. I'm getting him on jeremy Kyle for lie detector abs DNA

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Well we wear out his message quota

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont tell me its all off? timewaster!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm off to find solace between the legs of Mr FMUMA's 1 & 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He never asked me, sobs uncontrollably in the corner

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

yeah this is why i run out of messages lol. and never feel worn out having sex with you lot!

its your own faults for being to dam sexy! so there

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I get 7 up to now

So we are the magnigicent seven

How long before we become the Dirty(ied upon) Dozen

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"He never asked me, sobs uncontrollably in the corner"

sorry simone i was at KFC with janelle at the time lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

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Hun, you're better off without him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

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oh he will get round to you dont worry lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

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cos your my fountain of knowledge in a shoebox lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

Hun, you're better off without him "

After reading this thread, it looks like, but I was wanting a cool ring to pawn. Times are hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweet talking again * tut *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He promised me a big fat gypsy wedding it was just big fat lie.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

Hun, you're better off without him

After reading this thread, it looks like, but I was wanting a cool ring to pawn. Times are hard. "

Ring, don't make me laugh, came out of a christmas cracker, said it was lost during delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

cos your my fountain of knowledge in a shoebox lol x"

So your just using me????

Good job ive already had an afternoon nap, or I would have to take to my bed, for a good cry.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Well he hasnt promised me marriage yet!!!

Why not??

Whats wrong with me??????

cos your my fountain of knowledge in a shoebox lol x"

Pass the bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He promised me a big fat gypsy wedding it was just big fat lie. "

but at least you got a KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey wives (inc jan) do u reckon we should divorce him for changing his profile pic and hiding that deliscous bum??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we want the butt back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He promised me a big fat gypsy wedding it was just big fat lie.

but at least you got a KFC "

I wanted the dress lime green number too

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"hey wives (inc jan) do u reckon we should divorce him for changing his profile pic and hiding that deliscous bum??"

But if he puts it back on will we fall for him all over again?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

oh dont divorce me ladies please! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont care i want to see it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

AND you can look after all 7 of the kids next weekend!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when they all divorce you, how do I get your undying affection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

happy now lol.

simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out* "

its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh

our little secret ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tight ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*

its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh

our little secret ha ha x"

*giggles and creeps off quietly*

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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OK, I can't resist that arse

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*

its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh

our little secret ha ha x

*giggles and creeps off quietly* "

see you at 7 naughty lol x

ah thanks pet thats what does it. my bum lol x

form an orderly line if you pinching lol xx

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"*pokes head round door, tuts, and flounces out*

its ok naughty i didnt tell them about us shhhhhuuusssshhhh

our little secret ha ha x

*giggles and creeps off quietly*

see you at 7 naughty lol x

ah thanks pet thats what does it. my bum lol x

form an orderly line if you pinching lol xx"

Oh think it deserves more than a pich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hooray its back!!

hey girls thats people power for ya!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's a peachy arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOOHOO

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"hooray its back!!

hey girls thats people power for ya!!"

No oral, thats girl power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*checks watch to see how long til 7pm, smacks Cornwall's arse cheekily and saunters off*

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

so i get told CateTopiary by all my wifes lol.

and my mistress.

fuck knows how many i have now i lost count lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x"

No, think I'll go find someone who's lower maintenance!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x

No, think I'll go find someone who's lower maintenance!"

ok i will buy the like i did for janelle! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x"

Forgot! FORGOT!!!! After all we've been through - How Could You!!!!!!!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x

Forgot! FORGOT!!!! After all we've been through - How Could You!!!!!!!! "

sorry bells i was busy counting wives lol.

your back on tho cos your hot like the rest x

see you at 8 ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*returns from sobbing uncontrollably*

The peachy bum is back

Well done girls, you are a lovely bunch and I don't mind sharing with you all xx

Of course he needs plenty of us to keep him occupied when he gets to his daily messaging limit.

*sighs with happiness and contentment*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one "

Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im going to point the OP of the next 'Why does everyone on this site hate single guys' thread to this 'ere conversation...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one

Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together? "

read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Im going to point the OP of the next 'Why does everyone on this site hate single guys' thread to this 'ere conversation...

"

You could look at it a different way... they are either hated or outed for being popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one

Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?

read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!"

omg ive got 5 with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one

Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?

read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!

omg ive got 5 with him "

So that means you girls will be stuck at home looking after the kids... this gets better by the minute... you may as well look after my quads whilst I go off shaggin then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so i get told CateTopiary by all my wifes lol.

and my mistress.

fuck knows how many i have now i lost count lol x"

Sounds like a nice harem you have yourself then, but im sure their all very happy, with the arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh bells i forgot about you no 6 lol x

Forgot! FORGOT!!!! After all we've been through - How Could You!!!!!!!!

sorry bells i was busy counting wives lol.

your back on tho cos your hot like the rest x

see you at 8 ha ha x"

8? 8?!!! One bloomin' hour is that how long I've got with you? Ha!!

Girls, he's all yours!

*flounces off in disgust*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What what!!! But im expecting his baby and he told me i was the only one

Maybe we could attend Pre-natal classes together?

read back and you will find that he already has 7 with me, and I'm expecting triplets anyday now!!!

omg ive got 5 with him

So that means you girls will be stuck at home looking after the kids... this gets better by the minute... you may as well look after my quads whilst I go off shaggin then xx"

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Anything happened whilst I've been out,

thanks hun, hope it was worth the journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes hes arranging to cheat on us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes hes arranging to cheat on us "

and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us

and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids "

Sorry am allergic to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes hes arranging to cheat on us

and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids

Sorry am allergic to them "

lol dont look at me im not having them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo, im getting married!

But I have to buy the KFC!!!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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We all had to buy KFC

King Flipping Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg another one lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"omg another one lol "

How is he going to support us all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes hes arranging to cheat on us

and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids

Sorry am allergic to them

lol dont look at me im not having them "

No worries, _muma likes short folk so all sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be a box meal, regular, not springing for large, and NO ice cream, unless hes paying.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"yes hes arranging to cheat on us

and I'm arranging for you to look after my kids

Sorry am allergic to them

lol dont look at me im not having them

No worries, _muma likes short folk so all sorted "

But how will she tell the difference

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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BTW whats happened to the groom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he will only get the and your lucky to get that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tutttttt. Agist bigamist.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Tutttttt. Agist bigamist. "

Bigamist, he's a polygamist and he's buggered off leaving those poor girls holding the babies, _muma about to give birth.

What are we girls to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He also promised me I could have a sex op he's just a stinking liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tutttttt. Agist bigamist.

Bigamist, he's a polygamist and he's buggered off leaving those poor girls holding the babies, _muma about to give birth.

What are we girls to do?"

i dont no its thatbutt it keeps me coming back for more

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

lol i would say fuck you all. . . . . but i already have lol.

just chill wives we will sort it out!

whos turn do get me KFC? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got half a bucket going spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you said i was the only one...you're such a bastard and a liar!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

bollox!

i thought all you wives said you could keep a secret lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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My lips are sealed, somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckit.... no arse on display = divorce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simone you just tke me to KFC and you pay lol x

No, think I'll go find someone who's lower maintenance!

ok i will buy the like i did for janelle! x"

Well I thought about it, went out and bought a Macdonalds instead and had it all to myself, depression you know

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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OK who is behind his arse, come out, come out, whoever you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weres my ass gone i miss it

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

simone im not happy with you at all eating all that! tut!

and as for my ass, i have been told to put this as profile pic by one of the wives lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont care im the 1st wife so do as your told

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"simone im not happy with you at all eating all that! tut!

and as for my ass, i have been told to put this as profile pic by one of the wives lol x"

Do you always do as you are told?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

with over 10 wives no its impossible lol but i do try x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with over 10 wives no its impossible lol but i do try x"

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As I have said elsewhere, self-inflicted, no sympathy, sorry!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

lol its not sympathy i need pearl its something for all this bloody sex im having to have lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"lol its not sympathy i need pearl its something for all this bloody sex im having to have lol x"

bromide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mate ya could always dump the lot a them and come wi me xx

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Think you can have him, looks like we all deserted him

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i go out for night at Chams and all this happens??? i may have to reconsider the engagement - the KFC reception has been sullied, i thought it was something special between us

i might reconsider but you will have to up the stakes - subway reception and a new pair of shoes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Oh hun, sorry you had to find out about him this way, it's been a shock to us all.

But best errr foot forward and we all live to fight another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hun, sorry you had to find out about him this way, it's been a shock to us all.

But best errr foot forward and we all live to fight another day

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if she gets shoes i want some too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i go out for night at Chams and all this happens??? i may have to reconsider the engagement - the KFC reception has been sullied, i thought it was something special between us

i might reconsider but you will have to up the stakes - subway reception and a new pair of shoes!!!"

OooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo!!! Get you and your subway reception.... *tries to flounce off in new Gucci's without falling flat on face*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He got me some heels from the Market but the fooking heel came off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hun, sorry you had to find out about him this way, it's been a shock to us all.

But best errr foot forward and we all live to fight another day

"
listen to the adele song "someone like you" i think shes been through the same thing.......chin up !!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

my waters have broken and ambulance is on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my waters have broken and ambulance is on it's way"

more cornwalls on the way sheesh and im not watching yours either

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

and i think i have an answer to "where the bloody eck have all the good women gone??"

cornwall male has been hoarding them all... lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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And single guys say the are on here for ages and never get a message or anything, looks like this newbie is attracting all the attention

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"And single guys say the are on here for ages and never get a message or anything, looks like this newbie is attracting all the attention "

im not!!! there is at least 5 women here i havent attracted lol.

does anyone know if _muma had lots of baby cornwall for me to train lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your scaring me slightly now! LOL x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"And single guys say the are on here for ages and never get a message or anything, looks like this newbie is attracting all the attention

im not!!! there is at least 5 women here i havent attracted lol.

does anyone know if _muma had lots of baby cornwall for me to train lol x"

2 boys and a girl. Cedric, Tarquin and Philomena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lolol conwall keep it up your making me smile , xx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"your scaring me slightly now! LOL x"

why am i lol x

ah thanks game4it2 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to the docs, had to be prescribed prozac, don't know how much more of this heartache I can endure, I waited and waited for that proposal and then found out he is a 10 time polygamist, with a string of other girlfriends and at least a dozen kids and now he tells me that his love and affection will only be forth coming if I keep him happy with.... with.... I can hardly bring myself to say it.... Kentucky Fried Chicken, there, it's out in the open, when he said he wanted something finger licking good, that wasn't what I had in mind and when he talked about wanting an 8 piece with Kentucky Jack I thought he meant an MM..FF..FF..FF and the coleslaw and salad was just slang for something kinky, what shall I do, how will I cope.........I know...I'm going to ring Jeremy Kyle

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Been to the docs, had to be prescribed prozac, don't know how much more of this heartache I can endure, I waited and waited for that proposal and then found out he is a 10 time polygamist, with a string of other girlfriends and at least a dozen kids and now he tells me that his love and affection will only be forth coming if I keep him happy with.... with.... I can hardly bring myself to say it.... Kentucky Fried Chicken, there, it's out in the open, when he said he wanted something finger licking good, that wasn't what I had in mind and when he talked about wanting an 8 piece with Kentucky Jack I thought he meant an MM..FF..FF..FF and the coleslaw and salad was just slang for something kinky, what shall I do, how will I cope.........I know...I'm going to ring Jeremy Kyle"

lol the KFC is in the wives contract small print so you must of forgotten to read it lol x

all my bitc . . . . wives signed it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been to the docs, had to be prescribed prozac, don't know how much more of this heartache I can endure, I waited and waited for that proposal and then found out he is a 10 time polygamist, with a string of other girlfriends and at least a dozen kids and now he tells me that his love and affection will only be forth coming if I keep him happy with.... with.... I can hardly bring myself to say it.... Kentucky Fried Chicken, there, it's out in the open, when he said he wanted something finger licking good, that wasn't what I had in mind and when he talked about wanting an 8 piece with Kentucky Jack I thought he meant an MM..FF..FF..FF and the coleslaw and salad was just slang for something kinky, what shall I do, how will I cope.........I know...I'm going to ring Jeremy Kyle"

not jeremy he wont be able to cope with all this it will blow his mind poor guy

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

I'm so glad I found this thread, to discover what a lying cheat of a man Mr Cornwall is. He's been sending me lovey dovey messages, wanting my phone number and to meet up, and I so nearly fell for it.

Thanks ladies for the heads up ........ although I do like his bum pictures better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so glad I found this thread, to discover what a lying cheat of a man Mr Cornwall is. He's been sending me lovey dovey messages, wanting my phone number and to meet up, and I so nearly fell for it.

Thanks ladies for the heads up ........ although I do like his bum pictures better. "
he cant to you ,, lol he do that to me , lolololol conwall god you ladys man , lolol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he told me I could slip my finger into his ring anytime, I naturally assumed he meant a civil partnership

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nice to see the concerned father asked how mother and babies were doing, considering he didn't even turn up to the birth of babies 8, 9 and 10!!!!!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

red and game4it2 to, ya know you cnt resist the ass lol x wht number wives were you two?!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornwall is trailer trash with a captial T

I hope his knob falls off

A very distessed mistress from Leeds

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"nice to see the concerned father asked how mother and babies were doing, considering he didn't even turn up to the birth of babies 8, 9 and 10!!!!!! "

sorry _muma i was busy with number 7 wife lol x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

oh janelle you only say that so u can pick my nob up for yourself lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nice to see the concerned father asked how mother and babies were doing, considering he didn't even turn up to the birth of babies 8, 9 and 10!!!!!! "

aww how are the triplets

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Cornie, oh hun you are in so much trouble, been on to my solicitors, stress, heartache not to mention the money I lent you to set up the business.

Am contacting all women on Fab we going to put in a claim en masse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"red and game4it2 to, ya know you cnt resist the ass lol x wht number wives were you two?!! x "
we just need the face now , lol xxx and if thats as good as the rest i know where i am off for a weeks holiday , lol xxx see the bum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh janelle you only say that so u can pick my nob up for yourself lol x"

I already have a knob why the fook would I want yours lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"red and game4it2 to, ya know you cnt resist the ass lol x wht number wives were you two?!! x we just need the face now , lol xxx and if thats as good as the rest i know where i am off for a weeks holiday , lol xxx see the bum x"

The face is nice too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

thank you for asking my ipppp (hehe). They are very well thank you are are now listed on ebay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you a buy it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thank you for asking my ipppp (hehe). They are very well thank you are are now listed on ebay x"

lmao e-bay

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Cornie, oh hun you are in so much trouble, been on to my solicitors, stress, heartache not to mention the money I lent you to set up the business.

Am contacting all women on Fab we going to put in a claim en masse"

anyone lend me a tenner to settle pets account and i will get my bum out lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cornie, oh hun you are in so much trouble, been on to my solicitors, stress, heartache not to mention the money I lent you to set up the business.

Am contacting all women on Fab we going to put in a claim en masse

anyone lend me a tenner to settle pets account and i will get my bum out lol x"

* hands over a tenner* what im hooked on the butt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls, it's bad new, just got off the phone from Jezza's production team, we are not alone in being duped by this Casanova, apparently the Kyle show has heard of him before, not only does he have 10 wives, a dozen kids and a long string of girlfriends on this site but on 7 other sites here in the UK and in the States, he gets away with it because he claims that he is a Mormon fundamentalist but that's not the worse, in The US the price he is charging for his affection, is not a KFC but it's Burger King

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Have you a buy it now "

all 10 are on a buy it now option. the quicker I can get rid of that philanderer's offspring the better, then I'm on hols to try and bad myself a squillionaire

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Have you a buy it now

all 10 are on a buy it now option. the quicker I can get rid of that philanderer's offspring the better, then I'm on hols to try and bad myself a squillionaire"

hey _muma i have that pair of shoes you asked for?!!!! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Have you a buy it now

all 10 are on a buy it now option. the quicker I can get rid of that philanderer's offspring the better, then I'm on hols to try and bad myself a squillionaire

hey _muma i have that pair of shoes you asked for?!!!! xx"

well when you bring them round you will have the chance to say goodbye to Wilbur, Xavier, Charmaine, Kylie, Cedric, Philomena, Tarqui, Desdamona, Beyonce and Ishmael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test"
lolol you do xx or he maybe after shagging you too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes

Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes

Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his"

OOOOh Im baggsing the dress with lights and moving butterflies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test"

See my above post

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test"

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test lolol you do xx or he maybe after shagging you too xxx "

he's never made any advances toward me,, think im the only one on this site who he hasnt.

makes sense that he's my long lost dad..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x"

ta daddy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes

Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his

OOOOh Im baggsing the dress with lights and moving butterflies!!!"

1st come missy that dress is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x

ta daddy lol"

How much pocket money does he owe you sweets ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well All your Mrs Cornwall Males c4 want to make a documenty about him and his wifes

Called Big fat lying fooker and 7 weddings and one funeral: his

OOOOh Im baggsing the dress with lights and moving butterflies!!!

1st come missy that dress is mine "

I'll fight you for it!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x

ta daddy lol"

i wont ask you to sit on daddies knee lol x

_muma can we still get hitched then? x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x

ta daddy lol

How much pocket money does he owe you sweets ?"

i only owe a quid i think lol x

oooooo wive fight im watching this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x

ta daddy lol

How much pocket money does he owe you sweets ?"

If we are working it out based on £5 a week then £5980

say £200 each year for a bday then add on £4600 and the same for xmas..

means im owed £15,180

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"i heard a rumer that cornwall male was my dad... i think i need a jezzer kyle dna test

you do have great looks cute lol.

like father like daughter x

ta daddy lol

i wont ask you to sit on daddies knee lol x

_muma can we still get hitched then? x"

not till you rock up with the footwear, and they better be the correct designer ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i thinks hes a right bitch he promised me the world and ive had ta find out the hard way honestly men ya just canna trust em boo hoo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy are you a wife or mistress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fmuma darling he will turn up with a pair of left shoes that he stole from the show shop the tramp he is one will be a size 3 the other a 9

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh I know what he's like Jan and if he does then he will be wearing them himself - roon his feckin heid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy are you a wife or mistress?"

The bas***d promised me the world babe he really did

Disneyland and everything

Then i finds out like this im gutted

Im well filing fa divorce and im gonna take him fa everything

Ya just dont know how this has affected me

Wheres his bunny xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna do all you gals a favour now

I'm gonna drug him dress him as a tranny and let him loose on a load of truckers

Revenge !!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm gonna do all you gals a favour now

I'm gonna drug him dress him as a tranny and let him loose on a load of truckers

Revenge !!!"

that won't work Jan. how do you think I met him 20 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fooking Disneyland Soapy he's gone up market with you. I got a weekend in skeggers. Plus the clap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fooking Disneyland Soapy he's gone up market with you. I got a weekend in skeggers. Plus the clap!"

Fookin lucky bitch ya are he only promised me Disneyland

So thats where he was when he said he was workin away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fookin lucky bitch plus I got a kiss me quick hat too. He then told me he loved me while he eyed up the donkeys on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ladies (yes that inc Jan) and soapy!! Id just like to inform you all, that because i live the closest to him....he's allllll mine!!!!

So there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said he was mine. Never trust a nice ass

Cecilia x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

oral and C you are my closet wives granted! and as for the rest of my bitches, you all will get your promises. as for soapy i didnt promise disneyland! i said disney land dvd!!! tut x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi bitchboy when ya comming home fa ya tea xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"oral and C you are my closet wives granted!"

hahaha, does that mean you have them locked in a cupboard whilst the rest of us are free to shag our way around britain x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

[Removed by poster at 21/02/11 21:51:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral and c your real wifes. Oral I thought better of you I really did and C well you don't know what your getting your welcome to him.

Goes off to slit wrists and throw myself under train

Sob sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi bitchboy when ya comming home fa ya tea xx "

You can have him once I've bitch slapped the fooker

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"oral and C you are my closet wives granted!

hahaha, does that mean you have them locked in a cupboard whilst the rest of us are free to shag our way around britain x"

i was wondering if you could hear them banging lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well taken the pills, hic, drank a bottle of white, hic, your KFC is getting cold and I'm warming up nicely big boy, hic hic, so when you going to forget those others and get that squeezable arse home here? hic

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

soapy you iz my bitch!!! lol x

janelle you know i like it when you do that! thats why your my mistress lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aye they were banging each other in your absence x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Well taken the pills, hic, drank a bottle of white, hic, your KFC is getting cold and I'm warming up nicely big boy, hic hic, so when you going to forget those others and get that squeezable arse home here? hic"

simone i told ya not to drink!! you always throw up on me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut....

I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .

wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right.... I think it's time I upped my game now.

Cornwall... Frankie and Bennys + BJ and no more requests for new shoes.... EVERY NIGHT for one day??? What do you say?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

on a serious note, can i just say you guys make me smile and laugh every night. you make me feel sexy and welcome. i think your all fucking great and a bunch of sexy mo fos and glad to have such good friends..............

now get back to work bitches lol x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Tut....

I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .

wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ? "

peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x

fello for...... who?!

(shouts) nurse i need my meds again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheres my pocket money??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies ladies control yourselves wheres your dignaty :

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"wheres my pocket money??"

erm . . . honey i . . . . . just selling the house and the car and i think i will just have enough!!! (gulps)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx"

mum is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx"

Some of them are less than a day old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old "

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*limo screeches to a halt and the back door is flung open*

Psst! Cornwall!! Jump in!!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

mum is that you?"

ha ha ha that made me burst out laughing lol xx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"*limo screeches to a halt and the back door is flung open*

Psst! Cornwall!! Jump in!! "

naughty where the fuck did you get a limo from hmmmmm!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*limo screeches to a halt and the back door is flung open*

Psst! Cornwall!! Jump in!!

naughty where the fuck did you get a limo from hmmmmm!!!! x"

Who cares where I got it from?!! Do you want to make a quick, rather stylish, escape or am I going to jet off to my Caribbean hideaway alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx "

are you one of Cornwalls kids too???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

mum is that you?"

oi, what you doing up at this time on a school night, get to bed or your no shagging at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx

are you one of Cornwalls kids too??? "

Nope im just the spare cock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stands infront of limo* your not going anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stands infront of limo* your not going anywhere "

*lowers sunglasses and looks at Pingi from back seat. Knocks on glass partition to speak to driver*

Charles, can you start the turbo thrusters? I think we may have a problem.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx

are you one of Cornwalls kids too???

Nope im just the spare cock xx "

aye he one that is gathering dust in the cupboard due to non use

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over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx

are you one of Cornwalls kids too???

Nope im just the spare cock xx

aye he one that is gathering dust in

the cupboard due to non use"

you no how neglected i feel now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut....

I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .

wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?

peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x

fello for...... who?!

(shouts) nurse i need my meds again! "

Me thinks ill have to order a BIG bottle of bromide this week from tesco.

And thats just for the women

See....im just gonna sit in me rocking chair watching you lot fight over him....

When you all done ill come along with me dustpan and brush and sweep him up.

I can rebuild him..i have the technology

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

oooo stands back (while looking at naughtys arse) as she has a atand off over the limo with pingi (stars at her arse too) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooo stands back (while looking at naughtys arse) as she has a atand off over the limo with pingi (stars at her arse too) xx"

thank the lord you aint looking at mine...

I hate crossed eyed men

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Tut....

I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .

wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?

peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x

fello for...... who?!

(shouts) nurse i need my meds again!

Me thinks ill have to order a BIG bottle of bromide this week from tesco.

And thats just for the women

See....im just gonna sit in me rocking chair watching you lot fight over him....

When you all done ill come along with me dustpan and brush and sweep him up.

I can rebuild him..i have the technology "

bionic man now eh lol.

intellegent move i like it x

great breasts and a brain ha h ax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lifts loudspeaker*

Cornwall you have 1 minute to get your arse into this limo or I'm leaving you in the chaos that is your life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tut....

I think its disgusting all these men and women throwing themselves at a fello forumite in with such gay abandoment .

wheres the bromide when ya need it eh ?

peaches i havent abandoned any gays?!!!! x

fello for...... who?!

(shouts) nurse i need my meds again!

Me thinks ill have to order a BIG bottle of bromide this week from tesco.

And thats just for the women

See....im just gonna sit in me rocking chair watching you lot fight over him....

When you all done ill come along with me dustpan and brush and sweep him up.

I can rebuild him..i have the technology

bionic man now eh lol.

intellegent move i like it x

great breasts and a brain ha h ax"

Slowly slowly catchy monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx

are you one of Cornwalls kids too???

Nope im just the spare cock xx "

Think Cornwall's too busy to fuck me - will you do it instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stands infront of limo* your not going anywhere

*lowers sunglasses and looks at Pingi from back seat. Knocks on glass partition to speak to driver*

Charles, can you start the turbo thrusters? I think we may have a problem. "

Your not taking him, we want him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where's my fuckin maintenance? Don't think you are getting any of the money I get from selling the bairns on Ebay either xx

Some of them are less than a day old

Yeah well thats the Scottish for ya always thinkin a ways ta make money xx

are you one of Cornwalls kids too???

Nope im just the spare cock xx

Think Cornwall's too busy to fuck me - will you do it instead? "

Yesssssssssssss np xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tart "

Him or Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tart

Him or Me? "

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tart

Him or Me?

Both "

Fair point

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Tart

Him or Me? "

both, but mainly him x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!

bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x

has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!

bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x

has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x"

I sent her to her bed ages ago, it is a school night after all!! Not that you ever show the slightest bit of interest in your offspring's education x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tart

Him or Me?

both, but mainly him x "

xx takes one ta know one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!

bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x

has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x"

you said I was wife no 6!!!!! i think I may defect to be Soapy's wife unless you can fulfill your husbandly duties!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!

bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x

has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x

you said I was wife no 6!!!!! i think I may defect to be Soapy's wife unless you can fulfill your husbandly duties!!! "

Well get in that kitchen biatch and make me summat ta eat then xx

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

no _muma i dont have time you know that, i have all these KFC,s to eat lol x

soapy will get put in the naughty corner bells he hates that. x

ok come here you can jump the cue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before you get in that limo, I snuck in the boot as Naughty wasn't looking, so here's your choice boy, Caribbean Island or me in this black satin and lace corset, black french knickers and stockings holding 2 giant buckets of KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"saopy your my bitch. down boy heel!

bellsyou will get it just have to wait a few hours im only on wife no 6. x

has anyone seen my daughter i need milk from the shop! x

you said I was wife no 6!!!!! i think I may defect to be Soapy's wife unless you can fulfill your husbandly duties!!!

Well get in that kitchen biatch and make me summat ta eat then xx "

men there all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mum and dad,, ive got something to tell you both...

Ive been seeing someone called Funky Monkey... and its a bit complicated cos he has an alter ego called Invictus... and well im not sure which one of them is the dad to my Makka Pakka toy you brought me for xmas

Im so sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*the sound of screeching car tyres can be heard as the limo disappears in a puff of smoke*

Byeeee Cornwall!! It's been fun, but I'm off! Too much domesticity round here for my liking!

See ya!

Pingi - he's all yours hon!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

simone leave the buckets!!! naughty come backkkkkkkk!.

ah darling daughter dont worry we will do dna on the makka pakka (boing pling) lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm afraid daughter it can't be either of them as I know from experiene they are both eunuch's

so it seems you really are your father's daughter, and he's a shlaaaaaaaaagg

Love mum x

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

and your point _muma lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm afraid daughter it can't be either of them as I know from experiene they are both eunuch's

so it seems you really are your father's daughter, and he's a shlaaaaaaaaagg

Love mum x"

Well in that case mum.. its Privateparts

I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"I'm afraid daughter it can't be either of them as I know from experiene they are both eunuch's

so it seems you really are your father's daughter, and he's a shlaaaaaaaaagg

Love mum x

Well in that case mum.. its Privateparts

I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West "

ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West

ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x"

You sure that soapy isnt your long lost brother???

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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OK am back from my night out

Cornwall, you know you my bitch, all these mean nothing

(Is that what you wanted me ti say hun)

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West

ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x

You sure that soapy isnt your long lost brother??? "

yes im sure lol x

pet you all my bitches lol but sexy too xx

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I know im deffo my daddys daughter,, after all.. we are the same height and from the South West

ha ha short and sweet ya see lol x

You sure that soapy isnt your long lost brother???

yes im sure lol x

pet you all my bitches lol but sexy too xx"

Hun you said you were my bitch!

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i said your my bitch lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I;m no ones bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I;m no ones bitch "

Ohh a domestic, 1 down 9 to go, the he's all mine, heheheheheheheheheh

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

right do i have to put my arse away lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I;m no ones bitch

Ohh a domestic, 1 down 9 to go, the he's all mine, heheheheheheheheheh"

9, 9

LOL

oh come on girl get real

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

see simone knows her place x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Oh typical

You find one submissive female and expect us all to conform

Girls we need a hot man. Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh typical

You find one submissive female and expect us all to conform

Girls we need a hot man. Any suggestions?"

Ssssshhhhh don't let him hear, just lurering him into a false sense of security

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh typical

You find one submissive female and expect us all to conform

Girls we need a hot man. Any suggestions?

Ssssshhhhh don't let him hear, just lurering him into a false sense of security"

He will run out of messages soon

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

right im putting my arse away and uping from kfc to kfc and a flake! x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

careful, he's been messaging soapy half the night!!!! methinks hubby dearest is on the turn

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x"

me and bite, baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x"

Domestic number 2 lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x

Domestic number 2 lol"

Simone you fancy an ffm?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

hmmmmm now thats why your your wife with temptations like that lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Corny baby, I know what you like!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x

Domestic number 2 lol"

that's not a domestic sj, that's my tempt him into bed talk lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

bring it on pet lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sits quietly in rocking chair knitting*

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x

Domestic number 2 lol

that's not a domestic sj, that's my tempt him into bed talk lol"

job done get your kit off lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"bring it on pet lol x"

Only you get to shorten my name sexy bum xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/11 00:25:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x

Domestic number 2 lol

Simone you fancy an ffm?"

How about we all get together and F**k him to death? after making sure he signs the insurance papers, so all the kids are covered

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 22/02/11 00:25:48]"

Simone, don;t give in

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"lol the anagram, you and fuck springs to mind ha ha x

Domestic number 2 lol

Simone you fancy an ffm?

How about we all get together and F**k him to death? after making sure he signs the insurance papers, so all the kids are covered"

and the wives, I always demand safe sex

thats why he lives so far away

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i liking the all fucking me bit lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"i liking the all fucking me bit lol x"

OH but babe, how will you cope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes a man 2 hands a cock na mouth can manage 4 at once

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"hes a man 2 hands a cock na mouth can manage 4 at once "

Oh trust me, he can't

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

dont know how i will cope but will give it a good go lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he can barely manage me on my own lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"he can barely manage me on my own lol "

Hell who can?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

lol listen to you wives! one session with me will have you begging me to stop lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"lol listen to you wives! one session with me will have you begging me to stop lol x"

Yes but for what reason?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

_muma i will be the one to break you x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"he can barely manage me on my own lol

Hell who can?"

pmsl von - you know me so well

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"_muma i will be the one to break you x"

You and whose army?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

pet, _muma and pingi lets have a 3some right here in forum in front of everyone lol x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"he can barely manage me on my own lol

Hell who can?

pmsl von - you know me so well "

No, but I intend to

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"pet, _muma and pingi lets have a 3some right here in forum in front of everyone lol x"

Hun, me _muma and pingi are

we are a threesome

You obviously can't count

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over a year ago


"pet, _muma and pingi lets have a 3some right here in forum in front of everyone lol x"

See I was the one that suggested it and I'm the one he leaves out, off in huff

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Simone wanna join us?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahahaha cornedbeef, ye cannae count, ya faaaaaaannnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

ok a 5some with pet, me, simone, _muma and pingi x

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over a year ago


"Simone wanna join us?

"

I'm sulking in the corner

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Simone wanna join us?

I'm sulking in the corner"

Don't sulk

embrace life

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

night wives. come jump in bed and keep me warm x

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Turn the heating up lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Oh night sweet xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

night cornedbeef. looks like the young un cnnae hack it von lol

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"night cornedbeef. looks like the young un cnnae hack it von lol"

Nah he needs his sleep

Me too hun

Hugs, hope the wee ones don't keep you awake

see you in the morning

xxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm heading off to mine too. night xxx

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Morning ladies and him, wherever he may be

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

morning all. He's off to the social for a crisis loan

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Think he needs the snip, producing all these littlies, you know what Jeremy would say

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Is he home from tne social yet, offices shut ages ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i no i miss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear girls he's been looking into pimping us all out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah he's looking after charmaine, kylie and xavier whilst I go out shagging!!!!

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I hear girls he's been looking into pimping us all out "

Well Janelle he needs the money for the little ones and the shoes, weddings and honeymoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this page takes forever to load.. can we have a Mrs Cornwall male2 thread?? lol

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