FabSwingers.com forum: Bloody ungrateful kids rant!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spent a good amount of money on kids toys like most probably have if you have kids. Especially on fecking lego sets (which costs around 70 quid a set) only for him to come home from his mates and say "Luke has way better toys than me!"

Well go live in super Lukes house then you ungrateful little bugger. And apparently Lukes mum cooks better lasagne than us too.

Well Lukes mum piss off and hope you stand on lego in the middle of the night and really really hurt your foot. And hope the lasagne is to hot and burns the roof of your mouth so it hurts for days.

Love the kids but they sure test your patience some days.

And relax rant over! Anyone else got a child rant they would like to share!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps Luke is strong in the force

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ standing on the lego.

Rant away, sometimes kids can be little ( or big in my case) ungrateful sods !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you need to try harder to be like Luke's mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you need to try harder to be like Luke's mum

You are not helping.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just take all their toys away for a week.

Worst thing my son did i had his birthday party in a social place with all his school friends and hired an entertainer. He sat there with his arms folding moaning that the year befores entertainer was better could of bloody smacked him. But guess who never got another birthday entertainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont worry - we never had much money and whilst they never went without they never had the latest gadgets and fads - my son almost 25 now teases me he never had a white power ranger to this day - but they have grown up into beautiful people who know the value of money xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spent a good amount of money on kids toys like most probably have if you have kids. Especially on fecking lego sets (which costs around 70 quid a set) only for him to come home from his mates and say "Luke has way better toys than me!"

Well go live in super Lukes house then you ungrateful little bugger. And apparently Lukes mum cooks better lasagne than us too.

Well Lukes mum piss off and hope you stand on lego in the middle of the night and really really hurt your foot. And hope the lasagne is to hot and burns the roof of your mouth so it hurts for days.

Love the kids but they sure test your patience some days.

And relax rant over! Anyone else got a child rant they would like to share! "

Mine winged begged and dreamed about an Xbox one for Christmas. I was a little anti the idea but after months of consistent pestering I relented.

Dutifully Father Christmas obliged and I'm rather narked to say it's been used about twice.

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if you was as good as lukes mum there would be another mum better. Most kids like other mums better but they always love their mummy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke's mum is the best though. Her Turkey Twizzlers are a sight to behold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol @ standing on the lego.

Rant away, sometimes kids can be little ( or big in my case) ungrateful sods !"

Standing on Lego is no laughing matter, I've done it twice in my lifetime and remember both occasions as if it was this morning, no pain comes close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps just teach your kid that coveting and envy aren't good traits to have, and to show more gratitude for the efforts you put in.

Don't punish them or anything, they can't help it, but you can change their behaviour instead of just getting upset about it.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"lol @ standing on the lego.

Rant away, sometimes kids can be little ( or big in my case) ungrateful sods !

Standing on Lego is no laughing matter, I've done it twice in my lifetime and remember both occasions as if it was this morning, no pain comes close.

Try accidentally standing on a plug, it makes Lego out to be a wuss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Perhaps just teach your kid that coveting and envy aren't good traits to have, and to show more gratitude for the efforts you put in.

Don't punish them or anything, they can't help it, but you can change their behaviour instead of just getting upset about it. "
or maybe their just having a brat moment like all kids do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well go live in super Lukes house then you ungrateful little bugger. And apparently Lukes mum cooks better lasagne than us too.

Well Lukes mum piss off and hope you stand on lego in the middle of the night and really really hurt your foot. And hope the lasagne is to hot and burns the roof of your mouth so it hurts for days.

Love the kids but they sure test your patience some days.

And relax rant over! Anyone else got a child rant they would like to share! "

Loool.....can totally relate

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

It the whole the grass is greener on the other side issue, we can feel like that even as adults you never know this Luke kid could be wishing for your kids life, as no one really knows what happens behind closed doors and those better toys could for all we know be the parents way of over compensating for something, or they could just be spooling the lad who knows

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Another thing my son did was go into a mood over something on one of his birthdays and was rude to me so i just picked the birthday money up id given him and put it back in my purse he never said a word or asked for it back but he did apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another thing my son did was go into a mood over something on one of his birthdays and was rude to me so i just picked the birthday money up id given him and put it back in my purse he never said a word or asked for it back but he did apologise"

I would have gave it him back after he apologised. Especially when he didn't ask for it back because he knew he had done wrong x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would have gave it him back after he apologised. Especially when he didn't ask for it back because he knew he had done wrong x"
well i didnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight tangent but my kids go to a really good school however its in the middle of a council estate. Most of the kids parents in my eldests class dont work.

So what you may ask? Well our house is lukes house. My daughter gets picked on and called posh. Because we both work. She has extra maths lessons from the school because she is very clever and is doing things a few years ahead of her age group. She now wont tell me when she needs things like having a hole in her cardigan or whatever cause she doesnt want to be seen as posh.

They call her names and are generally mean to her. I dont think kids realise how mean and ungrateful they can be.

The joke of it, we are definately not posh or rich and they go on more holidays etc than we do. Kids only see certain bits not the overall picture xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps just teach your kid that coveting and envy aren't good traits to have, and to show more gratitude for the efforts you put in.

Don't punish them or anything, they can't help it, but you can change their behaviour instead of just getting upset about it. or maybe their just having a brat moment like all kids do"

Brat moments aren't acceptable, children should still be taught that it's wrong to misbehave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Lukes dad says she gives a better blow job too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Maybe you need to try harder to be like Luke's mum

I laughed out loud. If only there was an abbreviation or emoji for that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Perhaps just teach your kid that coveting and envy aren't good traits to have, and to show more gratitude for the efforts you put in.

Don't punish them or anything, they can't help it, but you can change their behaviour instead of just getting upset about it. or maybe their just having a brat moment like all kids do

Brat moments aren't acceptable, children should still be taught that it's wrong to misbehave. "
well i think the ops post is funny as most of us have been there at some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids will be kids... Don't punish him for it ...

When our little ones did that I just simply asked them to look past 'Luke' and see what some of the other children had compared to them...

I think they started to appreciate they have like three rooms full of toys, are always going out and about doing things and go on a holiday every year.. Didn't need to be told that.. They just looked past that one child when told to..

My niece still expects more but she's young, my nephew now a teen is far more humble.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

we can identify with this. One of ours spent a couple of years really pissed off that we were a two parent family when their friends weren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Luke's mum is a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actions speak louder than words - when my son was 4 and daughters first xmas he was obnoxious with her - he had warnings etc - result was his new video snow white and 7 dwarfs that santa had sent was collected by the xmas fairies - he did without it for just a couple of days until was nice again - and then it was brought back - lesson learnt - the thought of not having it there was too much for a 4 yr old - he remembers it now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and the same child of mine also sorted his toys out before christmas and took his old ones to the volunter centre for the kids that didnt have much

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

we can identify with this. One of ours spent a couple of years really pissed off that we were a two parent family when their friends weren't."
oh i had the whinging about being the only child in the class who hadnt been christened until i told him id take him to sunday school and pre christening classes. Soon changed his tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke's dad here , didn't know you were in FAB too ?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

I'd like to meet Stacey's mom

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"dont worry - we never had much money and whilst they never went without they never had the latest gadgets and fads - my son almost 25 now teases me he never had a white power ranger to this day - but they have grown up into beautiful people who know the value of money xxx "

Aww thats lovely. We can but dream our kids turn out the same...they are growing up in such different times. Gone are the days of playing out until the sun sets and using your imagination to keep yourself entertained. Shopping trips with my 9yr old boy are one big moan fest. So frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we can identify with this. One of ours spent a couple of years really pissed off that we were a two parent family when their friends weren't."

I can relate to this ^^

When asked why, my son who was 8 at the time replied that his friends always got bought the latest gadgets & had at least two holidays a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I bet your child still thinks you're the best Dad when all is said and done! The best Lego does not a father make.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Doesn't improve when they get older either.

My youngest lived rent free (her sisters never got away with that) whilst her dad and I paid for her PhD.

She had a falling out with my other half and has moved in with her fiancés dad and paying him rent!

Cheeky mare was coming back to do her washing and drying and wash her waist length hair at mine because her future father in law is on a water meter and she didn't want to add to the bill!

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Doesn't improve when they get older either.

My youngest lived rent free (her sisters never got away with that) whilst her dad and I paid for her PhD.

She had a falling out with my other half and has moved in with her fiancés dad and paying him rent!

Cheeky mare was coming back to do her washing and drying and wash her waist length hair at mine because her future father in law is on a water meter and she didn't want to add to the bill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Luke's mum hot?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"lol @ standing on the lego.

Rant away, sometimes kids can be little ( or big in my case) ungrateful sods !

Standing on Lego is no laughing matter, I've done it twice in my lifetime and remember both occasions as if it was this morning, no pain comes close.

Yep I know, I found out the hard way too

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well go live in super Lukes house then you ungrateful little bugger. And apparently Lukes mum cooks better lasagne than us too.

Well Lukes mum piss off and hope you stand on lego in the middle of the night and really really hurt your foot. And hope the lasagne is to hot and burns the roof of your mouth so it hurts for days.

Love the kids but they sure test your patience some days.

And relax rant over! Anyone else got a child rant they would like to share! "

All parents have that or similar at some point... Then comes I hate you moments... The joys of raising children.

My boy didn't get his bike for Christmas because of his behaviour, he's learnt now to behave in an appropriate manner and will get his bike on Thursday his birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you need to try harder to be like Luke's mum

You are not helping.

Maybe you should seduce Luke's mum and get her to move in with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids are like that the world over, guess if I asked my mum she would say I was at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to clear a few things up

He isn't being naughty just being a kid so not gonna punish him. I know it's only a kid thing.

Lukes actually a nice kid and says he likes our garden better as it's got a climbing frame. (so in your face Lukes mom)

Lukes mom is a quite nice, but to be fair not my cup of tea.

And best of all I got my own back. Just eaten one of his easter eggs and it was a Cadburys mini egg one which is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke's mum will replace it!

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