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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

There's no one here.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sorry Here Miss !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I be excused please miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a big gang of them smoking behind the bike sheds.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't make it Miss - my dog ate my phone/my car broke down/I'm ill....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of register...

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Didn't want to go sporting in the rain so ended up laying in bed waiting for the saturday early morning bj.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* sits down, sticks gum under table

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"What kind of register...

It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.

Are you having dinners ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"* sits down, sticks gum under table "

Please let gum sit in his own chair. He is fed up of blow jobs.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Can I be excused please miss

How long for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here. I'm a holographic projection from what you would call the future, but I prefer to say that I'm spatially synchronised but with a temporal positive shift.

So in conclusion.. "here!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here also . . . Currently laid in bed

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm not here. I'm a holographic projection from what you would call the future, but I prefer to say that I'm spatially synchronised but with a temporal positive shift.

So in conclusion.. "here!"

Sniff...... Here's your holographic prize.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm playing truant.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of register...

It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.

Are you having dinners ?"

Packed lunch. Is there a tuck shop, as I've found 32p in my pocket

Sarah

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Sorry I was late miss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I saw a big gang of them smoking behind the bike sheds.....

You've been warned about setting the head alight .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"What kind of register...

It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.

Are you having dinners ?

Packed lunch. Is there a tuck shop, as I've found 32p in my pocket

Sarah "

We don't sell crisps in half packets.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm here but paying absolutely no attention, as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not here. I'm a holographic projection from what you would call the future, but I prefer to say that I'm spatially synchronised but with a temporal positive shift.

So in conclusion.. "here!"

Sniff...... Here's your holographic prize."

No..can't quite see it, you'll have to bring it closer.. Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of register...

It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.

Are you having dinners ?"

Packed Lunch

(Crisps & a chocolate bar)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here, kinda.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I be excused please miss

How long for ?"
ten minutes with hanky panky

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"What kind of register...

It's sort of long and blue with squares on and you can tick it with a pencil.

Are you having dinners ?

Packed Lunch

(Crisps & a chocolate bar)"

Is that New Trishas ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot dinners please!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm here, kinda. "

It's yes miss.

Improve your accent thus ......

Howwww nowwwwwwww browwwwwwn cowwwwwww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot dinners please!"

Be warned its egg custard for pudding today !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Hot dinners please!

Be warned its egg custard for pudding today ! "

No flicking warm pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've brought a note, so I'm excused from attending today

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon

dont start without me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I've brought a note, so I'm excused from attending today

You came to bring a note to say you can't come ?

You need to come more often !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon

dont start without me."

Is it Doctor Hairdo ?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We're behind the bike shed.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon

dont start without me.

Is it Doctor Hairdo ?"

No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest

(breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon

dont start without me.

Is it Doctor Hairdo ?

No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest

(breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well

Just don't suck anything while you are there.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"We're behind the bike shed.

Is the Head Cooked ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i came went and im back

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"i came went and im back "

You don't look black.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm here but I have a note to excuse me from P.E. coz me mam said it would only make me chest worse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon

dont start without me.

Is it Doctor Hairdo ?

No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest

(breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well

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I could have a listen.. Stick your nipples in my ears

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Morning Miss.. Please may I be excused for an hour I need to pop to Doctor. Back soon

dont start without me.

Is it Doctor Hairdo ?

No Actual Doctor .. He wants to recheck my chest

(breathing) as im wheezy see if the inhaler is helping.. Poor me Im not well

Just don't suck anything while you are there.

I have to suck on the aero chamber but it mustnt whistle ..if it does im doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it would have been

"Present Sister"

Good Catholic girl that I was.....

So "present" snuggled in bed ...

Must get day started .... Erotic paintings to paint ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm here but I have a note to excuse me from P.E. coz me mam said it would only make me chest worse

I don't think standards will drop dear.

Droop perhaps... Fall in line ! Behind yer mam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Miss,

I'm here. Present and incorrect.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"For me it would have been

"Present Sister"

Good Catholic girl that I was.....

So "present" snuggled in bed ...

Must get day started .... Erotic paintings to paint ....

X "

This is FAB. Paint some neurotic pictures.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm lurking

You still behind the coats ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. But I must get up soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here, kinda.

It's yes miss.

Improve your accent thus ......

Howwww nowwwwwwww browwwwwwn cowwwwwww. "

Yeah, miz. I'll get started on it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm here. But I must get up soon

you missed out 'it'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot dinners please!

Be warned its egg custard for pudding today !

No flicking warm pudding"

Do we get caned if we flick with our fingers instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry im late miss, i had to take my fish for a walk

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Hot dinners please!

Be warned its egg custard for pudding today !

No flicking warm pudding

Do we get caned if we flick with our fingers instead ? "

Only if Mr. Sadistic is in.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry im late miss, i had to take my fish for a walk"

I see you failed categorisation class again ...... say Duh. Ohh. Guh ...

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Didn't want to go sporting in the rain so ended up laying in bed waiting for the saturday early morning bj."

Sorted now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is an apple Miss. Do I get any special treatment for being a good boy?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sorry im late miss i was making cakes in the last lesson and had to wait for them to cook

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Can't come to school I've lost my shoes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Here is an apple Miss. Do I get any special treatment for being a good boy?

bit of a naff i pad....... you must do better

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Can't come to school I've lost my shoes "

It's peasant day .. you'll be fine.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry im late miss i was making cakes in the last lesson and had to wait for them to cook "

You and King Alfred both......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry im late, i was out drinking cheap cider on the village green last night, can I be excused, my head hurts

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry im late, i was out drinking cheap cider on the village green last night, can I be excused, my head hurts

No. Learn to buy expensive cider

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Sorry I'm late miss, was in music room helping my friend with her oboe practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im having a cig round the back of the building

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday! "

How many blue beans make 5 ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry I'm late miss, was in music room helping my friend with her oboe practice

Know many oes ?

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Anseo

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday!

How many blue beans make 5 ?"

Croissant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually an early bird but I was so busy trying to iron the crease in my trousers. Apologies

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday!

How many blue beans make 5 ?

Croissant?

Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm usually an early bird but I was so busy trying to iron the crease in my trousers. Apologies

Nice tits

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday!

How many blue beans make 5 ?

Croissant?

Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard."

I'll be too busy striking...

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Here, but still in bed

JG x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm usually an early bird but I was so busy trying to iron the crease in my trousers. Apologies

Well done Darell...... Tomorrow try for a shirt .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday!

How many blue beans make 5 ?

Croissant?

Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard.

I'll be too busy striking..."

Oooooo you have a hot iron .... dribble

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Too cool for school

And anyway, it's Saturday!

How many blue beans make 5 ?

Croissant?

Answer in a over developed French accent please ........ i'll be thinking long and hard.

I'll be too busy striking...

Oooooo you have a hot iron .... dribble"

Touché, mon cheri

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I'm back , no blowing or sucking needed . Antibiotics and off next week at least two days .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm back , no blowing or sucking needed . Antibiotics and off next week at least two days ."

Show everyone your lungs.... C'mon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm usually an early bird but I was so busy trying to iron the crease in my trousers. Apologies

Well done Darell...... Tomorrow try for a shirt ....... "

I shall Mrs Mensher

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not here. But I am tucked up in a ginormous bed in a nice hotel in that there London about to be all cultured and stuff. Can I please be excused as a result, miss? I promise to write a report on what I did on my holidays...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I'm back , no blowing or sucking needed . Antibiotics and off next week at least two days .

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Sorry I'm late miss, was in music room helping my friend with her oboe practice

Know many oes ?"

Don't know any but my mate snoop knows loads

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Here only in body, my mind is on the bike on the Cat n Fiddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late miss.. I didn't over lay and miss the bus... I couldn't find my knickers.... then remembered that I gave them away last night.

Then I couldn't find my shoes....found them under bed wrapped up in my stockings....

Then after I left to get the bus I realised I had left my wand turned on so had to run back and turn it off. That's why I missed the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late, my dog ate my parents and I don't know how to drive

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry I'm late, my dog ate my parents and I don't know how to drive "

Walk you lazy git ..... the dog needs to work off all that food too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late, my dog ate my parents and I don't know how to drive

Walk you lazy git ..... the dog needs to work off all that food too!"

That's nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late, my dog ate my parents and I don't know how to drive "

At least my excuse was realistic lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry I'm late, my dog ate my parents and I don't know how to drive

Walk you lazy git ..... the dog needs to work off all that food too!

That's nasty

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh glasshoppahhhhh now I know what nasty is.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Miss miss johnnys gots his thingy out under the table and playing with it miss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Miss miss johnnys gots his thingy out under the table and playing with it miss"

Measure it with your ruler.

Under 6" thwack it one.

Over 8" Put the paper basket over it and move slowly away.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

P.S. Perverts.

Johnny is 50. So get back in your boxes.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Better late than never!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Better late than never!"

I don't know what this thread is about I haven't read it...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Better late than never!

I don't know what this thread is about I haven't read it..."

You've just signed up for P.P.I.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Better late than never!

I don't know what this thread is about I haven't read it...

You've just signed up for P.P.I."

Personal Perving Investigation...excellent!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Better late than never!

I don't know what this thread is about I haven't read it...

You've just signed up for P.P.I.

Personal Perving Investigation...excellent!"
purple penis investigation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do you want to see my thingy

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By *he Hobbit And MeCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Here!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Do you want to see my thingy

Have you had it LONG ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Do you want to see my thingy

Have you had it LONG ?"
I can get it longer if you want me to

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I wonder if ive won the lottery ..... too lazy to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Present

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can I unwrap you xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Present

but far from correct I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present

but far from correct I'd say"

I'm very sorry, I did sneak in late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present

can I unwrap you xxx"

Hahaha! Very good

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm outside with my head nosing through the window.

Lot's of argy bargy today for a sunny Saturday

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm outside with my head nosing through the window.

Lot's of argy bargy today for a sunny Saturday

It's always sunny in London..... cos all the politicians live there and they buy it in bulk.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm outside with my head nosing through the window.

Lot's of argy bargy today for a sunny Saturday

It's always sunny in London..... cos all the politicians live there and they buy it in bulk."

Hahahaaa!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lovely Afternoon I am bunking off. would you believe I have been told to stay out of the sun till meds are finished.

No Kestrels for me this weekend

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By *elaxedcouple6669Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Miss, Miss, Miss, I'm here Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss, Miss, Miss, I'm here Miss. "

Uh oh you're even later than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be excused early, I have to go and do my speeding course now

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By *elaxedcouple6669Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So very sorry to be late miss , but I am now here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

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sir is in the chemistry cupboard with miss something about looking for her tubes

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By *elaxedcouple6669Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

sir is in the chemistry cupboard with miss something about looking for her tubes"

Nooooooo!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Can I be excused please miss

How long for ?ten minutes with hanky panky

I never felt a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep- *slopes in at the back*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm here. found better things to do lately than trail this site for sex.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

It's sunday do we get a day off ? If not I'm here for the rest of day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is an apple Miss. Do I get any special treatment for being a good boy?

bit of a naff i pad....... you must do better

It a juicy red one Miss!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Yep- *slopes in at the back*"

24 hours late is a bit much

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"It's sunday do we get a day off ? If not I'm here for the rest of day.

Yes. Lie down and talk about anything that comes up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep- *slopes in at the back*

24 hours late is a bit much

Beats being premature!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on.. "

I'd rather be in your class miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I didn't turn up for class yesterday miss i was busy in the craft cupboard helping Mr P get his glue out the end of his nozzle

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on..

I'd rather be in your class miss

I haven't got a class. Just a register

You kinky weirdo.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry I didn't turn up for class yesterday miss i was busy in the craft cupboard helping Mr P get his glue out the end of his nozzle

If he won't tell you, I will............ it's not glue.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Well I was waiting for Sirs class but I think I've missed it

Sir , Sir , Sir ...... he's shit. Just cos he's got a penis and can play football....... go to his class go ed.. do on..

I'd rather be in your class miss

I haven't got a class. Just a register

You kinky weirdo."

Oh... Then I'm buggering off to the park to drink some cheap ass white cider

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Just drink it here. You are 47 after all.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Just drink it here. You are 47 after all."

And you told me that were good at keeping secrets.... Danm you and sweet dulcet tones granny!

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