FabSwingers.com forum: Frigging Barbers!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Getting this mop cut tomorrow (starting to resemble Zach Dingle) and I'm already feeling the nerves!

Is this just me? It can't be?! I find it a traumatic experience sitting in the chair and allowing someone to fondle my head! Physically almost throw up lol I can't get out quick enough!

After years of practice it gets me everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes so understand X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that as Barbara's. I wondered what a woman like Barbara had done to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a good chat with my barber as I have known him for years, We talk about football and life in general, The time flies by

Although I do miss the mature busty Woman who used to cut my hair when I was in my teens, Especially when she would squash her tits against my head

I recon everyone did as the queue for hair cuts went out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love having my head massaged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only even known 1 babs in my lifetime and that's through a friend of a friend! Never come across any babs anymore!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I hate having my hair cut makes me feel physically sick. I'd much rather cut it myself.

Dick however enjoys his trip to the barbers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!"

I'd prefer a barber then. I don't want them chatting and taking up time. Get me washed, cut, styled and dried as quickly as possible.

If you'd prefer the hairdresser experience just book that instead of the barber. Or, do it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!"

Don't go to a barber then?

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By *andB6969Couple
over a year ago

Well worth a visit, East Coast, Norfolk

Wish I had enough hair to make it worth going to the barbers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!

Don't go to a barber then?"
The Lancasharian in me can't justify any more than a tenner in the hairdressers so it has to be a barber lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting this mop cut tomorrow (starting to resemble Zach Dingle) and I'm already feeling the nerves!

Is this just me? It can't be?! I find it a traumatic experience sitting in the chair and allowing someone to fondle my head! Physically almost throw up lol I can't get out quick enough!

After years of practice it gets me everytime

My barber made me feel so old today when he automatically trimmed my eyebrows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went 2 weeks ago and the woman butchered me. It's only just got back to the normal shortness I have it cut to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was young, Even before I probably would be having sex, After my barber had finished he would say,

"Something for the weekend sir"

And point towards the condoms,

I haven't heard that in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the chemist not the barbers shop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!

Don't go to a barber then? The Lancasharian in me can't justify any more than a tenner in the hairdressers so it has to be a barber lol"

That's no excuse...hairdressers usually charge less for men anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was young, Even before I probably would be having sex, After my barber had finished he would say,

"Something for the weekend sir"

And point towards the condoms,

I haven't heard that in years

That's what they used to say to my grand dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was young, Even before I probably would be having sex, After my barber had finished he would say,

"Something for the weekend sir"

And point towards the condoms,

I haven't heard that in years

That's what they used to say to my grand dad.

He was old himself and probably said it to everyone

I was between 12-15 when I used to go to him

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Hairdresser for me; barbers are butchers.....

This thread reminds me of my old schoolmaster, not known for his jollity;

The barber asked him;

" How would you like your hair cut, today, sir?"

" In silence...."

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I go to a barbers that is staffed by women, so the eye candy isn't bad plus a bit of conversation as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling the hairdresser the back is fine when you really hate it

#britishproblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be the same

Thankfully, genetics took over and I no longer need a barber

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"I go to a barbers that is staffed by women, so the eye candy isn't bad plus a bit of conversation as well."

Same here

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By *eteinhantsMan
over a year ago

Southsea

"When I was young, Even before I probably would be having sex, After my barber had finished he would say,

"Something for the weekend sir"

And point towards the condoms,

I haven't heard that in years

Yes use to go to a barbers like that 30-35 years ago !

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!

I'd prefer a barber then. I don't want them chatting and taking up time. Get me washed, cut, styled and dried as quickly as possible.

If you'd prefer the hairdresser experience just book that instead of the barber. Or, do it yourself.

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There was a piece on the radio about the in,s and out,s of conversation with a barber while he,s doing your head, they always seem to ask the same questions and ones I don,t give or go around as long as its not about me then thats fine I,ve got it to a art now without being stand offish but they also know they have guidelines to follow and do so.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Yes so understand X

Hairdressers is different. You all talk about celebs and boys and such likes. Male barbers ARE A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Firstly as men we grunt, we have limited conversation and we certainly don't take a complimentary coffee and a pew! NO WAY HOZAY!

Don't go to a barber then? The Lancasharian in me can't justify any more than a tenner in the hairdressers so it has to be a barber lol"
usually when prices go up they don,t come down but with the barbers I have their price,s have gone up and down once or twice in as many years their still down at the moment I would be Interested to know why but they don,t mention why like everything else unless you ask you won,t know it was £9:50p for a back and sides but i,m sure it had come down again to £7:50p as its never been £10 yet but just below which has been average price so it must be the lower price of the two the best price you,ll get anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read that as Barbara's. I wondered what a woman like Barbara had done to you."

I thought he was literally going to frig someone called Barbara.....or it should be in stories and fantasies.

Never had any problem with barbers OR hairdressers. And yes...I do chat, and have a complimentary coffee if one is going.

One particular hairdressers they know I'm a swinger.....one of the girls commented that my hair was 50 shades of grey (it is). Conversation got onto Christian Grey and the fact that he would get eaten alive by some women I've met.....it then came out as I was a swinger. At least two of the girls have looked at fab.....but not joined (yet).

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