FabSwingers.com forum: What if.......................

By *anSusie OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Elvis was never caught in a trap

Jonny Cash had a son called Alan

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dolly didn't work 9 to 5?

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

ACDC were back in lilac?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Michael Jackson wasn't actually the man in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I didn't suck the red hot chilli peppers kiss?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Led zep never climbed the stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James didn't sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace of base had another baby

NIN were further not closer

Metallica's sandman exited

Dionne Warwick had sat nav for san hose

U2 found what they were looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Alanis Morresette actually was ironic.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

The Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kinks never met lola

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Old Macdonald never had a farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Sinatra never done it his way.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Instead of singing "Stay", maybe Shakespears Sister could have hung around for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2010 was 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You weren't the wind beneath my wings

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

What if the Rolling Stones painted it blue?

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

The jam stayed above ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Proclaimers had no legs to walk any miles ....

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is Travis told the truth when they were 17?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Adams,what if he brought his first real six string in 1980,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian Adams,what if he brought his first real six string in 1980,?"

Haha that's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Rolling Stones felt the Devil got all he had coming to him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the devil went to miami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if......papa was a Beatle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer wasn't blowing in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 was really the magic number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Van Morrison's girl had blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Prodigy couldn't get their matches to light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their was an extra red balloon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Lucy had a fear of heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Billy did start the fire?

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By *anSusie OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Everyone knew who Alice was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Vega bus was never going to arrive

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By *ocat2Woman
over a year ago

manchester

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Michael Jackson sang about billie jane

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By *ocat2Woman
over a year ago

manchester

What if i wasn't 24 hours from tulsa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if there was no air in the yellow submarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and if the queen never danced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Katy Perry was straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manfred Man, what if they saved their kisses for a girl who was 15 would they be sharing a cell with Rolf Harris and his 2 little boys;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if everything Brian did was just for himself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Nigel had organised his own schedule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Sabbath was actually really chilled out!!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

if the guy who worked in the chip shop looked like rolf harris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondes don't have more fun x

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

humpty dumpty was pushed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Tommy used to work in an office. And, actually, business was kinda good.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

What if 10cc did like cricket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if mamma didn't tell me not to cum?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

What if Bruce Springsteen was in a wheelchair.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Manfred Man, what if they saved their kisses for a girl who was 15 would they be sharing a cell with Rolf Harris and his 2 little boys;)"

Erm, I think you mean Brotherhood of Man, dude...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Their was an extra red balloon!!"

I blame the Dalmatians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otis redding was sitting on a cock in the bay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blondes don't have more fun x

Oooo how very dare you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if iron maiden weren't afraid of the dark?

What if boomtown rats didn't hate Mondays?

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Meatloaf got 3 out of 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Clash actually made up their minds and stayed or went

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Dusty Springfield did know what to do with herself ?

And Joe couldn't find a gun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The iron maiden got laid...

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

What if it isn't hot in the city??

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

What if Billy was a hero

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ruby Wednesday

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Sundays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if faithless fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is suckin is fuckin and eatin is cheatin

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

What if Georgie enjoyed the

show,

and watched the curtain call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The streets had names?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Kate Bush is still walking up that hill.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if minor threats edge was bent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She bought a ladder or stairlift to heaven.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

what if all the other slim shadies weren't just imitating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it wasn't really gangnam's style ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if B+Q were fresh out of Donks so they had to put beading on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it was uncomfortably sensitive??

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

What if Neil Diamond didn't come to America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UB40 only had white wine

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

He was already there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pete Gabriel and Kate Bush gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Eagles had left the Hotel California

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

what if.. Will Smith wasn't chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron Maiden never had a daughter to bring to the slaughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Ginuwine didn't really ride the pony

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By *everlandCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

What if it was just another Manic Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UB40 only had white wine"

Haha love this. Darcy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

The girl from Greece,didn't go to St Martins college.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if someone actually touched mc hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if fish fingers was really the fingers of fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if fish fingers was really the fingers of fish"
lol for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It didn't smell like teen spirit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Queen actually got fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Kajagoogoo were extremely extrovert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Kelis didn't have a cracking pair of tits?

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By *urreycpl69Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Motorhead only had the 3 of Clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Salt 'n' Pepa pulled it real good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Donna Summer didn't feel any love.

Or Spandau Ballet really needed that pressure on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Stone Roses sang "I had a big erection"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the hills were alive with the sound of musac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Guns 'N Roses found things difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What id Deee Lite had no Groove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ziggy was not a Lad -Insane

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

What if Oasis Don't look back in happiness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred Wedlock was the fabbest swinger in town?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the 15:25 Virgin Pendalino service from Edinburgh to London Euston, stopping at Liverpool, Wolverhampton, Birmingham New Street, Coventry and Watford was the brand new dance now?

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By *urreycpl69Couple
over a year ago

Louth

What if Ernie drove the slowest milk cart in the west?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Sir Mix A Lot didn't like big butts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The girl from Greece,didn't go to St Martins college.

Can't comprehend that!

What if Metallica weren't the masters of puppets at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the guy from Liverpool was bald and didn't have long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Salt-N-Pepa pulled it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do anything for love but what if i WOULD do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Ant & Dec were completely ill-prepared for any continuously deep and resonanting noises?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There actually is A GOD!

WHER'E ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

jayxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if "hello it's me" meant fuck let's run. ."".I was wondering if you would like to come n meet run even faster@@@@@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Otis Redding was shitting on the dock of a bay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Underworld weren't Born Slippy?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What if frogs had wings, wouldn't bump their asses when they jumped

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By *hatguyb7Man
over a year ago

deeside

When walking in Memphis,

They wore a different colour suede shoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muse only had a tiny pot hole.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if god this is a big one ,men didn't get an erection oh my gord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if school wasn't out for summer?

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

What if Wham didn't wake me up before they went went!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if someone caught Chuck Berry playing with his ding a ling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Eminem didn't clean out his closet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the script didn't have a flag let alone a white one !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if someone rang Anita Wards bell!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if John Lennon lacked any imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Madcon weren't beggin' and they just asked nicely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Prodigy were firemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Take That were on Fab, would Shag tell them to have a little patience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Mungo Jerry was realistic about the British weather too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Valarie came over

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

What if the deaf, dumb and blind kid was shit at pinball ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if shaggy admitted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it really was Shaggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if shaggy admitted it"

Snap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Jackson 5 found that those responsible were a fraction group made up of members from the sunshine, moonlight and good times?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Eric clapton didn't shoot anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if everything we are doing now is still part of Bobby Ewings dream,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the beach boys sent bad vibrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Lady was allergic to chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Bee Gees went out after work on Fridays instead and had a reasonably healthy immune system?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if pink Floyd didn't need a dirty woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Buster did bust a blood vessel

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

What if.. Video didn't really kill the radio star ?,

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Madness lived in a end terrace ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Madness lived in a end terrace ?

And wore drainpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Britney wasn't so lucky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Phil Collins could dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is suckin is fuckin and eatin is cheatin

\m//

\m/

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What if Meatloaf would actually do that (for love)

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Imagine Miley Cyrus never had a wrecking ball

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I know who let the dogs out

The Who still haven't found out who I am

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

What if Bono found what he was looking for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Busted accepted, year 3000 or not living under water is a pretty fundamental change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the sharp & flat keys sat on a separate piano to the major keys in a not overly harmonious fashion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"The girl from Greece,didn't go to St Martins college.

Can't comprehend that!

Common people

What if Metallica weren't the masters of puppets at all?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Madonna didn't keep her baby and her papa didn't preach x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What if this really IS

The way to Amarillo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if my train to Georgia isnt the last train but the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if muse wasn't psyco killers? X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&r went to paradise city and the grass was blue and the girls were men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey what if she doesn't turn up

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What if there WASN'T a guy who worked down the chip shop who swore he was Elvis?

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What if I wouldnt lie for you and that wasnt the truth?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

What if Elvis was a vegan and johnny cash T total and Jimmie Hendrix was anti drugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen had one vision but preferred juggling to magic.

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

The devil didn't go to Georgia ?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I didn't save the last dance for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Piper didn't pick a peck of pickled peppers,

A peck of picked peppers Peter Piper didn't pick.

If Peter Piper didn't pick a peck of pickled peppers,

No need to find the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

What if moths really did have balls that big ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if .. If wasn't post 174 in the thread and ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if .. If wasn't post 174 in the thread and ... "

.. What if threads didn't close at 175!?

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