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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch MasterChef & drink coffee.

Oh so rock & roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch MasterChef & drink coffee.

Oh so rock & roll! "

I'll bring cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drinks a laugh, new pics cos urs suck, then some sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a glass of wine and a good matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch MasterChef & drink coffee.

Oh so rock & roll!

I'll bring cake! "

Yaay! I'm sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the lights off pretend I wasn't home lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Help me pack for my trip to Cornwall.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You'd be out in the cold and wet.

Everyone is out

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!

Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!

And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be really shocked......time travel and all that

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Help me ear pizza and look for more wine whilst watching Emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd send you down the chinese and then ask you to sit quietly whilst I watch my programmes, oh and do my dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the end of 1994 program on 5. Then up to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Help me ear pizza and look for more wine whilst watching Emmerdale. "

That's a bit like eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT'S SCRABBLE TIME!

Oh yeah

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Nothing, I'm going to bed very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the bath so you could scrub my back haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!

Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!

And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it? "

Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx

Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while successfully landing myself with juicyass and boldgirl..I let them both suck me off alternately then go for a double facial over both their tasty faces..

then they can have cake

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Helo eat our chicken kebab and pizza

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Aak if you would peel the onions as I am cooking a nice curry niw

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help me ear pizza and look for more wine whilst watching Emmerdale. "

I'll bring wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would have some haribos whilst watching masterchef

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!

Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!

And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?

Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx

Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx "

Lol, you got to move fast on here hun, and we are looking forward to seeing you two too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright "

I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me "

I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!

Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!

And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?

Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx

Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx "

Fivesome...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sit and wait for the police to arrive

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I'd introduce you to Jayne, who loves converting "curious" ladies to the dark side lol!

Couple of drinks, some dirty flirting, and then watch the sparks fly lol!

And once you ladies had "got to know each other", I'd join in, well, be rude not to wouldn't it?

Lol trust you two to take my idea lol xx

Can't wait to see you tomorrow night xx

Fivesome... "

Oh my, sounds like an awesome night!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"We would have some haribos whilst watching masterchef "

I was going to bring some tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me

I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!"

Weirdly, I was thinking of you thus night last week Teabags. I was at a Good Friday house party after the Munster match. Connor Murray was there. Had a few drinks with him and of course a photo... "If only Teabags could see me now" sprang to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle up in bed with me watching my fave movie n eating chocolate. Then go to sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one for scrabble then..... okay, I'll pack the set up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me

I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!

Weirdly, I was thinking of you thus night last week Teabags. I was at a Good Friday house party after the Munster match. Connor Murray was there. Had a few drinks with him and of course a photo... "If only Teabags could see me now" sprang to mind. "

Oh my god, I would've been up his arse like a rat up a drain pipe! If he'd let me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one for scrabble then..... okay, I'll pack the set up then "

Scrabble is cool, unfortunately I've never found a way to play dirty scrabble properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoon "

I love a good spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

Bend u over and fuck that sweet ass of urs u did ask like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one for scrabble then..... okay, I'll pack the set up then "

I'm not one for scrabble. It would hurt my brain tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me

I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!

Weirdly, I was thinking of you thus night last week Teabags. I was at a Good Friday house party after the Munster match. Connor Murray was there. Had a few drinks with him and of course a photo... "If only Teabags could see me now" sprang to mind.

Oh my god, I would've been up his arse like a rat up a drain pipe! If he'd let me!"

I thought you'd like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one for scrabble then..... okay, I'll pack the set up then

I'm not one for scrabble. It would hurt my brain tonight. "

its okay......I am packing the set up now..... got excited for a minute..... its okay, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would be searching the net for good deals on Dubai hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We would have some haribos whilst watching masterchef

I was going to bring some tomorrow "
That is nice, 2 bags of them we would need

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Well my two little ladies are visiting this weekend so you could have a girly talk, fashion ,hair, etc..

I'll likely be zzz zzz zzz ..it's been a long week and I'm knackered..

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By *av1970Man
over a year ago

Tattershall

Tidy up....i've been a bit lax this week haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

Netflix and chill ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough anal then ATM then facial, then I lick your ass to soothe it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my two little ladies are visiting this weekend so you could have a girly talk, fashion ,hair, etc..

I'll likely be zzz zzz zzz ..it's been a long week and I'm knackered.."

Aw cute, I'd happily do girly time.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Watch gogglebox and go to bed here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rough anal then ATM then facial, then I lick your ass to soothe it"

No. That wouldn't happen. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could share my wine and scream at the Ospreys on the telly with me

I've stuck my tongue in one of those boys arse holes, quite a few times!"

Let's just say there are more than one of them who are less than "well behaved"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rough anal then ATM then facial, then I lick your ass to soothe it

No. That wouldn't happen. Ever. "

You did say hypothetically speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright

I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen. "

I have 3 I don't drink enough

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You could put cream on my back and help me look for a recipe for banana bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright

I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.

I have 3 I don't drink enough "

Can you imagine us after the 5 bottles?

Classy burrrrrrrds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mastermind has just started....hope you like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch the rugby"

Yesssss

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Help me ear pizza and look for more wine whilst watching Emmerdale.

I'll bring wine. "

You may have to put me to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright

I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.

I have 3 I don't drink enough

Can you imagine us after the 5 bottles?

Classy burrrrrrrds! "

I'd be dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink gin and watch gogglebox. I know how to live, alright

I've got two bottles of Hendricks in my kitchen.

I have 3 I don't drink enough

Can you imagine us after the 5 bottles?

Classy burrrrrrrds!

I'd be dead "

I'm sure I'd be right there with you.

Out.

Cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you not like anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

Help me finish a cheeky white wine & sample the Vanilla Cheesecake I've just made.

Mmmmm.....cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously

Help me finish a cheeky white wine & sample the Vanilla Cheesecake I've just made.

Mmmmm.....cake "

Good god, yes!!!

Cheesecake !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can read all my work emails to me. And I'll sit and ponder what you can reply to them. Whilst sat in a smoking jacket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

You could put Jnr to bed, red her a story and sing her some songs.

And I'd help mum 'put the washing away' - again

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd share beer and home made curry and if you're still here in the morning you could always come to watch exeter chiefs play tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to the new petshop boys album.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

In the bath, at least it would be clean fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb in bed, spoon, sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still hoping for scrabble

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

Make whoopee

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By *ust Share xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I'd share my bottle of vodka with you, and then invite you to share my hubby , Share X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd share my bottle of vodka with you, and then invite you to share my hubby , Share X "

Sounds fun

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

I would invite you to try my just arrived underbed restraint set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doors open, I'm in bed waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

Not much, watch morning tv and eat cereal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

you'd be making me a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
we could kiss ,cuddle enjoy the sunshine have fun then eat kiss cuddle have some fun then eat then kiss cuddle have some fun then eat you get the picture xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously

you'd be making me a coffee "

I make great coffee. Do you need it delivered to your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously

you'd be making me a coffee

I make great coffee. Do you need it delivered to your bed? "

oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously

you'd be making me a coffee

I make great coffee. Do you need it delivered to your bed?

oh yeah "

Excellent. Hope your bed is big enough for two..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy up. My wife's on her way home after three weeks away!

There are so many beer cans and pizza boxes I don't know where to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tidy up. My wife's on her way home after three weeks away!

There are so many beer cans and pizza boxes I don't know where to start "

I got tired just reading that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

Right now? I'm on the sofa with a cat and we're watching First Dates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pop out and get a lottery ticket - well you've got to ride your lucky streak

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm at work, but it would be nice if you redecorated for me, or built a new conservatory all ready for my return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at work, but it would be nice if you redecorated for me, or built a new conservatory all ready for my return "

Will the be coffee and sarnies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at work, but it would be nice if you redecorated for me, or built a new conservatory all ready for my return "

You don't ask for much, Tina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa "

I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.

She's so demanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, it would probably be putting the kettle on for copious amounts of tea, cramming cold and flu capsules down my throat and making me chicken soup. My house is so not a party atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm, it would probably be putting the kettle on for copious amounts of tea, cramming cold and flu capsules down my throat and making me chicken soup. My house is so not a party atm "

Awww, feel better soon! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire tea here and lovely toasted Italian bread and smoked bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could hold my clothes for me whilst I jump in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean like crazy women!! I'm having open house viewings today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could hold my clothes for me whilst I jump in the shower "

How about an invite into the shower? ?

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Cook us breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could hold my clothes for me whilst I jump in the shower "

"Hold your clothes"

Pffffffffffffft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed so I guess you could always join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could hold my clothes for me whilst I jump in the shower

"Hold your clothes"

Pffffffffffffft! "

Ok how about you and Miss B make me breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still in bed so I guess you could always join me "

Yesssssssss, we can make MrPB watch.

*no touching, MrPB"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa

I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.

She's so demanding. "

What Tina wants Tina gets it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yorkshire tea here and lovely toasted Italian bread and smoked bacon "

I'm coming round straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in bed so I guess you could always join me

Yesssssssss, we can make MrPB watch.

*no touching, MrPB" "

Oh yes ... Tie him to that chair ! Only to release when HE makes breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for morning Scrabble.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch MasterChef & drink coffee.

Oh so rock & roll! "

That's what I was doing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in bed so I guess you could always join me

Yesssssssss, we can make MrPB watch.

*no touching, MrPB" "

You two or myself???

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

We would be banging some wood.Not the fun type.Unfortunately I have to repair my back fence.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We would be banging some wood.Not the fun type.Unfortunately I have to repair my back fence. "

Blow job gone wrong Lola?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still in bed so I guess you could always join me

Yesssssssss, we can make MrPB watch.

*no touching, MrPB"

You two or myself??? "

Both!

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
if I'm being completely honest OP I would welcome you into the house, ask if you want something to eat/drink then talk a bit. Proceeded by me then switching on the television and letting you watch it as I have house work to do but my little cousins who are like 5 and 7 who are staying the night would keep you entertained by playing games with you and following you around like you're their Senpai out of notice me senpai ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some ironing you could do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play scrabble lol. How are your classical languages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yorkshire tea here and lovely toasted Italian bread and smoked bacon

I'm coming round straight away"

Bring your own sauce

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"We would be banging some wood.Not the fun type.Unfortunately I have to repair my back fence.

Blow job gone wrong Lola? "

Yes. Only banging I'm going to do today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll play scrabble lol. How are your classical languages?"

Non malus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help me ear pizza and look for more wine whilst watching Emmerdale. "

I'm sold

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll put the kettle on ... Listen to planet rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll put the kettle on ... Listen to planet rock "

Will I bring biscuits? Too early?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yorkshire tea here and lovely toasted Italian bread and smoked bacon

I'm coming round straight away

Bring your own sauce "

I'll make sure I bring plenty

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'll put the kettle on ... Listen to planet rock

Will I bring biscuits? Too early? "
never too early for biscuits.. Or you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa

I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.

She's so demanding. "

But so much more than worth it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Imbibe a cup or glass of something and get plotting to makeover the world, maybe takeover too.

Though I'd prefer to laugh my tits off as best we can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone wants to pop around now they could put the kettle on. I'm desperate for a cuppa

I can't. Tina needs a conservatory.

She's so demanding.

But so much more than worth it "

Modest, too!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

We'd be looking after my poorly little lady.. .. have you got a nurses outfit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah u could pluck my ear and nose hair or exfoliate my feet for me

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

You could help me clean up after the builders lol xx

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By *histle While You WorkCouple
over a year ago

Redditch

If you're on you way can you pick up some Lemsip please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're on you way can you pick up some Lemsip please. "

Only seeing this now. Hope you feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "
make mad passionate love every hole filled metaphorically

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd still be at work, but hopefully Boldgirl will have at least dug out the foundations and the bricks will have arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd still be at work, but hopefully Boldgirl will have at least dug out the foundations and the bricks will have arrived "

Slave driver!

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

I would stand behind you fondle you kiss you caress you make you wet finger you lick you suck you and finally fuck you over the table in the shower your bed lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to come armed with a Nerf gun and plenty of darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, bent over in doggy. Proper pounding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build a fort from bedding and chairs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Build a fort from bedding and chairs..."

That would be savage craic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort out my confidential waste I need a hand sorting what I need and dont you can use the shredder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent long got up so look like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I havent long got up so look like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards "

Ill make you a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee again in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a pile of ironing that needs doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've a pile of ironing that needs doing "

Want me to watch you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a pile of ironing that needs doing

Want me to watch you do it? "

get the kettle on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a packed lunch for for the kids and I while I get the car loaded up with the bikes. If you could pop a wash on and run a duster over the place while I'm out that would be nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance you'd put the kettle on I'm gagging for a cuppa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd send you to work in my place and go back to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you do me house work and pay in kind lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drag my arse out of bed as I'm being far too lazy for my own good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to this one late - I've got some skirting that needs painting and youve got a good arse so bring some heels and a skirt and we can start there

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Paint! Got sooo much more of my place to fix up before I can actually move in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got to this one late - I've got some skirting that needs painting and youve got a good arse so bring some heels and a skirt and we can start there "

Only if you wear those green pants so I can perv your thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonics , I get £50 allowance from my client every day, and it's hard to spend at lunchtimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and tonics , I get £50 allowance from my client every day, and it's hard to spend at lunchtimes "

You know the way to my heart. G&Ts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin and tonics , I get £50 allowance from my client every day, and it's hard to spend at lunchtimes "

£50!!!! Cash in hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously "

I'm in bed ready to sleep. I'd have to be the big spoon. I can't promise not to prod you in the back though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".....what would we do?

Hypothetically speaking, obviously

I'm in bed ready to sleep. I'd have to be the big spoon. I can't promise not to prod you in the back though. "

I'd be disappointed if you didn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would be stunned if you turned up at mine!

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