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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... " Sounds like some fucked up conversation, But gerbil wee is worst imo | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Sounds like some fucked up conversation, But gerbil wee is worst imo" A bit of a 'pissing' contest (see what I did there?) that originally started with my dislike of the taste of coffee...You know how these convos have a habit of spiralling out of control? It's now a bit of a private joke  | |||
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" Sounds like some fucked up conversation, But gerbil wee is worst imo This although i want to know who the forumite is now  "Sorry, PMs are like the confessional...  | |||
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" Sounds like some fucked up conversation, But gerbil wee is worst imo This although i want to know who the forumite is now
Sorry, PMs are like the confessional... "Just realised i meant cow pats are worse! | |||
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Cow pat for me "The worst of it is, that isn't even CLOSE to being the oddest conversation I've had on here | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... " Cow pat. | |||
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"I bathe in jerbil wee, it's an acquired taste mind" Bathing in it isn't the same as tasting it... | |||
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"Hmm it's a toughie - both are pretty rank. But gerbil wee I guess tastes a bit like coffee, and coffee isn't bad is it? So I'm voting cow pat "It IS a toughie, but I hate coffee so have to disagree with your logic there, I'm afraid. | |||
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"Cow pat is worse.  "You're saying IS worse not WOULD BE worse? | |||
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"Jerbil wee (but only after it has eaten asparagus for dinner) " | |||
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" Sounds like some fucked up conversation, But gerbil wee is worst imo This although i want to know who the forumite is now
Sorry, PMs are like the confessional...
Just realised i meant cow pats are worse! "Yep, I believe solids would be much worse than liquids too, but you just can't tell some people...lolo | |||
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"I suppose cow pat is mainly just grass and rennet and stuff but I think (if I had a brandy to hand) I'd choose gerbil wee. " Oh, don't get me started on brandy... | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/04/16 16:46:55] No shit." So do you mean the cow pat would be worse, then? | |||
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"Cow pat .. shudders "My thoughts exactly! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Cow pat." I concur. | |||
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"There was a guy on here that used to message me, wanting me to meet him and feed him cow pat!? Totally gross..
Cow Pat defo gets my vote!"Calling Hugh...
Please PM me his username so I can block... | |||
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"There was a guy on here that used to message me, wanting me to meet him and feed him cow pat!? Totally gross..
Cow Pat defo gets my vote!"Not your cup of tea then jizzy ?  lol! | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? " You'd consider one better than the other?!
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"There was a guy on here that used to message me, wanting me to meet him and feed him cow pat!? Totally gross..
Cow Pat defo gets my vote!" And there was I thinking that the messages that I got were weird !!! ;p | |||
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"Pmsl ! Love it ,proper made me chuckle but then I'm a lover of random odd conversations!!! It's a cow pat vote from me !!! "Ah, my work here is done...I live to put a smile on people's faces | |||
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"There was a guy on here that used to message me, wanting me to meet him and feed him cow pat!? Totally gross..
Cow Pat defo gets my vote!
Calling Hugh...
Please PM me his username so I can block..."UINLOS unless he has another account! | |||
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"Cow pat is worse.
You're saying IS worse not WOULD BE worse?"Sounds like speaking from experience to me! | |||
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"Human urine is a sterile fluid, and I guess the same would be true for gerbils. Faeces, on the other hand, is full of harmful bacteria, some of which can be lethal. I'd choose the gerbil wee as preferable for that reason." Thank you, Dee - a very well reasoned and logical answer (no bias here, I swear Officer!) | |||
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"Cow pat is worse.
You're saying IS worse not WOULD BE worse?"Hm. Good point. Would be. | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... " i would say if i had a choice i would choice a cow pat. The reason being i have accidently tasted a cow pat and although not pleasant wasnt the worst thing ever and i didnt die. Now im guessing gerbil wee is like hamster wee and it had a really strong smell think tasting that would be worse | |||
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"There was a guy on here that used to message me, wanting me to meet him and feed him cow pat!? Totally gross..
Cow Pat defo gets my vote!
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"Cow pat is worse.
You're saying IS worse not WOULD BE worse?
Sounds like speaking from experience to me! "That's how I read it, too, so just wanted to give them a chance to retract/correct their reply... | |||
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"Cow pat is worse.
You're saying IS worse not WOULD BE worse?
Hm. Good point. Would be. "Glad we cleared that up! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... i would say if i had a choice i would choice a cow pat. The reason being i have accidently tasted a cow pat and although not pleasant wasnt the worst thing ever and i didnt die. Now im guessing gerbil wee is like hamster wee and it had a really strong smell think tasting that would be worse" I concur! I spent my childhood slipping into cow pats (no computers and only 3 channels - I had to do SOMETHING! ) - and I MUST have ingested some along the way - and yet here I still am!! Ta da!!
This cow pat - can I have it on cracker bread please? I'm trying to diet! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... i would say if i had a choice i would choice a cow pat. The reason being i have accidently tasted a cow pat and although not pleasant wasnt the worst thing ever and i didnt die. Now im guessing gerbil wee is like hamster wee and it had a really strong smell think tasting that would be worse" Oh you poor girl! To be fair I don't think you'd die from either, but I would imagine that there are a lot more nasty bugs on a cow pat (especially when flies, bluebbottles etc. are laying eggs on them... | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... i would say if i had a choice i would choice a cow pat. The reason being i have accidently tasted a cow pat and although not pleasant wasnt the worst thing ever and i didnt die. Now im guessing gerbil wee is like hamster wee and it had a really strong smell think tasting that would be worse I concur! I spent my childhood slipping into cow pats (no computers and only 3 channels - I had to do SOMETHING! ) - and I MUST have ingested some along the way - and yet here I still am!! Ta da!!
This cow pat - can I have it on cracker bread please? I'm trying to diet! "I don't think you'd have to worry about dieting if you were eating cow pats - a runny bum is no fun, but boy, the weight just slides off! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... i would say if i had a choice i would choice a cow pat. The reason being i have accidently tasted a cow pat and although not pleasant wasnt the worst thing ever and i didnt die. Now im guessing gerbil wee is like hamster wee and it had a really strong smell think tasting that would be worse Oh you poor girl! To be fair I don't think you'd die from either, but I would imagine that there are a lot more nasty bugs on a cow pat (especially when flies, bluebbottles etc. are laying eggs on them..." ha ha, falling into cow pats and getting ring worm where part of being brought up in the country only i didnt get ringworm but everyone else did | |||
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"Once watched my older bro get his face rubbed into a cow pay by some rather nasty bullies "That's horrible! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... i would say if i had a choice i would choice a cow pat. The reason being i have accidently tasted a cow pat and although not pleasant wasnt the worst thing ever and i didnt die. Now im guessing gerbil wee is like hamster wee and it had a really strong smell think tasting that would be worse Oh you poor girl! To be fair I don't think you'd die from either, but I would imagine that there are a lot more nasty bugs on a cow pat (especially when flies, bluebbottles etc. are laying eggs on them...ha ha, falling into cow pats and getting ring worm where part of being brought up in the country only i didnt get ringworm but everyone else did" | |||
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 . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! "i beg to differ everyone who has actually tasted cow pat is on team gerbil wee | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! i beg to differ everyone who has actually tasted cow pat is on team gerbil wee "Not everyone lol | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! "Well now MrBerks (otherwise known as CCPB), I completely agree that there should be a prize for the winner, especially as my argument was that accidentally tasting a cow pat was far worse than accidentally tasting gerbil wee - and it seems that the majority thus far agree with me... I also think the loser should provide the prize, n'est pas?  | |||
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"I would imagine gerbils wee would be a tiny amount compared to the size of a cow pat. So with that in mind I'd say cow pat would be worse " Whoa, hold on - I said accidentally tasted, not scarfed the whole lot! | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! i beg to differ everyone who has actually tasted cow pat is on team gerbil wee "I think only a couple have admitted to actually having tasted a cow pat, I'm relieved to see... | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! i beg to differ everyone who has actually tasted cow pat is on team gerbil wee
Not everyone lol " | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... " Cow pat is the worst ... Unless of you course you put some pepper and brown sauce on it! | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! i beg to differ everyone who has actually tasted cow pat is on team gerbil wee
Not everyone lol "but have you also tasted gerbil wee to make the comparison | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be!
Well now MrBerks (otherwise known as CCPB), I completely agree that there should be a prize for the winner, especially as my argument was that accidentally tasting a cow pat was far worse than accidentally tasting gerbil wee - and it seems that the majority thus far agree with me... I also think the loser should provide the prize, n'est pas? "I guess that's something you'd need to arrange with mystery Forumite? Good luck with that. I'm firmly in team cowpat so we agree yay x
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"Once watched my older bro get his face rubbed into a cow pay by some rather nasty bullies
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Cow pat is the worst ... Unless of you course you put some pepper and brown sauce on it! "Brown sauce? BROWN SAUCE??!! Go wash your mouth out, man, and never darken my thread again...
I'm a salad cream girl..."Anything tastes supreme with Heinz Salad Cream"
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"Cow pat is worse x" "IS" or "would be"? Think carefully... | |||
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"Tell you what OP, and sorry to be a mood hoover and all that, but you and this mystery Forumite must have some very sick minds to have convos like that... Is this a new forum low!?! . Really not sure if I approve and wonder what admin have to say about all this!?
Having said all that - it does seem quite conclusively to me that 'Team Cowpat' has won this debate and that an accidental taste of cowpat is definitely worse than an accidental taste of gerbil wee (which I understand is very coffee-like).
Is there a prize for the winner? I think there should be! i beg to differ everyone who has actually tasted cow pat is on team gerbil wee
Not everyone lol but have you also tasted gerbil wee to make the comparison"I'm guessing...naaaah! | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you..."I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast. I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made. | |||
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"gerbils being rodents can carry leptospirosis , weils deisese , rather have the cow splat to be honest" This is another consideration I have had Weils disease and survived due to my youth at the time and a gp who spotted it. Not a period of my life I wish to repeat | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made."Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of' | |||
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"gerbils being rodents can carry leptospirosis , weils deisese , rather have the cow splat to be honest This is another consideration I have had Weils disease and survived due to my youth at the time and a gp who spotted it. Not a period of my life I wish to repeat " Ooh, nasty - can't say I blame you! | |||
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"Im having none of this. Im only considering someone who has tasted both to come up with their conclusion" No, my original post asks which, in your opinion, do you THINK would be worse. If you've not tasted either, you have to use your imagination. If you HAVE tasted either (or both), whether by accident or by design(!) then you should consider if you would find the other worse or a little more bearable | |||
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"Gerbil pee is worse.. I munched on a cow pat as a child, what's the big deal? "Bowk... | |||
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"COW PAT..... All I can think..... is stinking hot Australian sun, flies everywhere and fresh steaming smelling cow dung - yuk .... So much the mega worst..... Mwah x" My sentiments exactly... | |||
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"gerbils being rodents can carry leptospirosis , weils deisese , rather have the cow splat to be honest" Ooh sorry, I missed your message earlier I'm not sure that a domesticated pet gerbil will have been exposed to the diseases you mention, but I apologise if I'm wrong... | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made.
Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of' "I'm a geeky Dom, I over think and plan everything in detail, and what would happen if you were stuck in some disaster scenario with nothing else to eat.... It's got to be good to plan ahead with these things you never know what this government might impose on us next | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made.
Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of'
I'm a geeky Dom, I over think and plan everything in detail, and what would happen if you were stuck in some disaster scenario with nothing else to eat.... It's got to be good to plan ahead with these things you never know what this government might impose on us next "You know a Fourmnites dinner would be so Hillars X | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made.
Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of'
I'm a geeky Dom, I over think and plan everything in detail, and what would happen if you were stuck in some disaster scenario with nothing else to eat.... It's got to be good to plan ahead with these things you never know what this government might impose on us next "So, let's see if I've got this right; in the event of a near-apocalyptic event - zombie uprising, untreatable strain of super virus, etc. - You're suggesting that your ideal scenario for survival would be to find a humongous deserted dairy farm and survive on cow pats? | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made.
Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of'
I'm a geeky Dom, I over think and plan everything in detail, and what would happen if you were stuck in some disaster scenario with nothing else to eat.... It's got to be good to plan ahead with these things you never know what this government might impose on us next
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"Are gerbils like mice in that they have no bladder control and so therefore leave urine over everything, in that case collecting said pee might be difficult, unless you could find a gerbal sized catheter and bag.... At least it could be kept sterile then. Just a further though....." Or a tiny nappy that you could wring out... | |||
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"Accidental hahahaha class, cow pat for me. " What are you implying? That someone deliberately set out to taste either one? How very dare you; I'm outraged! Oops, sorry Lib - stole your thunder a bit there... | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made.
Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of'
I'm a geeky Dom, I over think and plan everything in detail, and what would happen if you were stuck in some disaster scenario with nothing else to eat.... It's got to be good to plan ahead with these things you never know what this government might impose on us next
So, let's see if I've got this right; in the event of a near-apocalyptic event - zombie uprising, untreatable strain of super virus, etc. - You're suggesting that your ideal scenario for survival would be to find a humongous deserted dairy farm and survive on cow pats? "Well yes why not, let's look at the record of French engineering and look how that build spontaneously combusting warships at the dawn of the 20th centuary, were now letting them build the new Hinckley point which Chinese steel instead of good old British stuff made by the Welsh or those chaos who live in Scunthorpe... Funny no one is talking about them, so when the balloon goes up the south west is obliterated, and the face eating, brain sucking zombies, not to mention the cute vampire girls from twilight walk the earth you might find that a few dried pats ( they would be irradiated as well so longer shelf life ) could just be the best option for survival, the other options being the remains of a spar shop where no one looted the pot noodles... In that case irradiated pat for me my sweet! | |||
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"Would the Cow pat be fresh and steaming or dried? You'd consider one better than the other?!
Sorry, no idea. I'll have to ask and get back to you...
I think I do a wet steaming one would strike me of having something of an oyster in consistency while the dry one much more that of a Farly's rusk and that could be much more pleasant especially with a nice glass of cool milk to wash it down, much more filling than gerbal pee which a) you would need a lot of gerbals to generate enough thirst quenching fluid for or b) would be stale buy the time you and enough if produced by a single beast.
I think we need some clarity before a final choice is made.
Ok fella, you're over-thinking this waaaaay too much - my original post said ACCIDENTALLY TASTED, not 'make a meal of'
I'm a geeky Dom, I over think and plan everything in detail, and what would happen if you were stuck in some disaster scenario with nothing else to eat.... It's got to be good to plan ahead with these things you never know what this government might impose on us next
So, let's see if I've got this right; in the event of a near-apocalyptic event - zombie uprising, untreatable strain of super virus, etc. - You're suggesting that your ideal scenario for survival would be to find a humongous deserted dairy farm and survive on cow pats?
Well yes why not, let's look at the record of French engineering and look how that build spontaneously combusting warships at the dawn of the 20th centuary, were now letting them build the new Hinckley point which Chinese steel instead of good old British stuff made by the Welsh or those chaos who live in Scunthorpe... Funny no one is talking about them, so when the balloon goes up the south west is obliterated, and the face eating, brain sucking zombies, not to mention the cute vampire girls from twilight walk the earth you might find that a few dried pats ( they would be irradiated as well so longer shelf life ) could just be the best option for survival, the other options being the remains of a spar shop where no one looted the pot noodles... In that case irradiated pat for me my sweet! "Well, faced with that logic... | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat? "See I've tasted a tiny bit of rat wee, not by choice I might add and it wasn't that bad. I wouldnt order a glass of it but I imagine cow pat to be awful. | |||
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" Cow pat would be worst
I totally agree!
So do I. So who won? "I think that, after seriously considering this for much longer than I'm willing to admit, I've come to the conclusion that actually, in this particular situation there can be no winner...both parties are, therefore, losers! Yay! | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat?
See I've tasted a tiny bit of rat wee, not by choice I might add and it wasn't that bad. I wouldnt order a glass of it but I imagine cow pat to be awful.
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I totally agree!
So do I. So who won?
I think that, after seriously considering this for much longer than I'm willing to admit, I've come to the conclusion that actually, in this particular situation there can be no winner...both parties are, therefore, losers! Yay!"Spoil sport I will have to go back to work or find another thread | |||
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not if I licked it off ur fanny "Hey, get a room and stop hijacking my thread! | |||
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I totally agree!
So do I. So who won?
I think that, after seriously considering this for much longer than I'm willing to admit, I've come to the conclusion that actually, in this particular situation there can be no winner...both parties are, therefore, losers! Yay!
Spoil sport I will have to go back to work or find another thread "Erm, I take it you were enjoying discussing/promoting the merits of cow pats as a nutritional staple then? | |||
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See I've tasted a tiny bit of rat wee, not by choice I might add and it wasn't that bad. I wouldnt order a glass of it but I imagine cow pat to be awful.
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat?
See I've tasted a tiny bit of rat wee, not by choice I might add and it wasn't that bad. I wouldnt order a glass of it but I imagine cow pat to be awful.
Errr...Don't quite know how to respond to that!
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"Human urine is a sterile fluid, and I guess the same would be true for gerbils. " Sorry but that is wrong urine is not sterile, even urines taken direct from the bladder contains bacteria let alone urine that has passed through the urinary tract. Goodness knows how many bacteria the urine would carry if the donor had a urinary tract infection. Even so it would probably be more sterile than faeces. | |||
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"I'd say cow pat. Based on the fact that to do that it's likely that you've fallen face first into one. The gerbil wee is more likely to have been a little bit you got on your hand from handling a gerbil. I do not want to put this to the test though "Actually the gerbil wee was courtesy of my cousin; she had one as a pet and would insist on putting it on her face and head. She kept on at me to do it so I could see what it felt like, and after about a year of saying "eeeuuuw, no way" I finally let her, just to shut her up. Of course the sodding thing ran straight down my face, weeing as it went, and my cousin then uttered the classic words "she's never done that to ME"...grrrr! | |||
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"There was a guy on here that used to message me, wanting me to meet him and feed him cow pat!? Totally gross..
Cow Pat defo gets my vote!
Calling Hugh...
Please PM me his username so I can block...
UINLOS unless he has another account! "Thank goodness... | |||
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"I'd say cow pat. Based on the fact that to do that it's likely that you've fallen face first into one. The gerbil wee is more likely to have been a little bit you got on your hand from handling a gerbil. I do not want to put this to the test though
Actually the gerbil wee was courtesy of my cousin; she had one as a pet and would insist on putting it on her face and head. She kept on at me to do it so I could see what it felt like, and after about a year of saying "eeeuuuw, no way" I finally let her, just to shut her up. Of course the sodding thing ran straight down my face, weeing as it went, and my cousin then uttered the classic words "she's never done that to ME"...grrrr!"Is gerbil pee a sign they like you? | |||
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"I'd say cow pat. Based on the fact that to do that it's likely that you've fallen face first into one. The gerbil wee is more likely to have been a little bit you got on your hand from handling a gerbil. I do not want to put this to the test though
Actually the gerbil wee was courtesy of my cousin; she had one as a pet and would insist on putting it on her face and head. She kept on at me to do it so I could see what it felt like, and after about a year of saying "eeeuuuw, no way" I finally let her, just to shut her up. Of course the sodding thing ran straight down my face, weeing as it went, and my cousin then uttered the classic words "she's never done that to ME"...grrrr!
Is gerbil pee a sign they like you?"Never heard that before, but if it's true she bloody LOVED me... | |||
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Gerbils are real too "I know, right? As are unicorns...Oh, hang on - wrong thread! | |||
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"Cow pat worse for me. I'm assuming (that like human wee).... Gerbil wee is sterile, and would do no harm. Cow poo definitely isn't sterile!" Not entirely sure that any of them are actually sterile, but I don't really feel the need to find out, either | |||
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"Well hardsports is a totally hard limit for me. Never. Ever. Ever. Watersports I can entertain the idea of. Going by that logic; gerbil wee not cow pat." So you mean cow pat would be worse, then? | |||
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"Well hardsports is a totally hard limit for me. Never. Ever. Ever. Watersports I can entertain the idea of. Going by that logic; gerbil wee not cow pat. So you mean cow pat would be worse, then?" Yep. | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... " Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure! "Aw, g'wan; do tell! | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure!
Aw, g'wan; do tell! "Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!). So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!! "BANG!" "SPLAT!" the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up! Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging! (Apologies to anyone eating) | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure!
Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating) "I just laughed so hard a little bit of wee leaked out... Tenalady alert | |||
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure!
Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating)
I just laughed so hard a little bit of wee leaked out... Tenalady alert "Yeah, great....just the thought of it has put me off my tea and biccies, I can still smell it!!
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Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating)
I just laughed so hard a little bit of wee leaked out... Tenalady alert
Yeah, great....just the thought of it has put me off my tea and biccies, I can still smell it!!
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"Human urine is a sterile fluid, and I guess the same would be true for gerbils. Sorry but that is wrong urine is not sterile, even urines taken direct from the bladder contains bacteria let alone urine that has passed through the urinary tract. Goodness knows how many bacteria the urine would carry if the donor had a urinary tract infection. Even so it would probably be more sterile than faeces." Obviously I was talking about a healthy individual
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure!
Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating)
I just laughed so hard a little bit of wee leaked out... Tenalady alert
Yeah, great....just the thought of it has put me off my tea and biccies, I can still smell it!!
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure!
Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating)
I just laughed so hard a little bit of wee leaked out... Tenalady alert
Yeah, great....just the thought of it has put me off my tea and biccies, I can still smell it!!
...and a little bit more
Heartless, completely heartless! "Aw, I'm truly sorry I laughed at your unfortunate experience. But it IS funny... *giggles uncontrollably, sniffs, wipes eyes* Ok, I've got this under control now...nope, sorry - Bwahahahahahaha! | |||
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Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating) "I have been informed that the artillery for the sealed knot do like to use cow pat a wadding in their cannon.... So the shit really does fly! | |||
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"Gerbil wee, I feel cow pat is more natural
Erm, aren't they both as natural as the other?
As in cows eat more natural food ie grass than processed pellets.
At the end of the day lets not over analyse cow pat V gerbil wee....
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"...to settle a rather revolting difference of opinion I'm currently having with a well-respected (by most) forumite. Which, in your honest opinion, would be worse - accidentally tasting a cow pat or accidentally tasting gerbil wee? Please note, voting 'neither' is NOT an option. Apologies if you're reading this while eating your dinner... Having done one (I'm not saying!), I'd probably go for that one, but you'd have to try both to be sure!
Aw, g'wan; do tell!
Erm... well, the boys in green use various items in training to simulate the bangs and thuds of bombs, bullets and grenades, without actually hurting each other (much!).
So, long story short, picture the scene, a large training area, cows, the boys in green simulating a section attack, yours truly running forward just as a thunderflash (does what is says on the tin!) lands in front of him, in a large, fresh, gooey gift from the back end of a cow!!!
"BANG!"
"SPLAT!"
the first noise was the thunderflash going off, the second was me getting a faceful! As I'd been running and screaming, I took a big gulp of air, which was a bugger with a gobful of poo, so I keeled over choking and puking up!
Cue months and months of jokes like "he's talking crap" etc, and it was over a month before my girlfriend could kiss me without gagging!
(Apologies to anyone eating)
I have been informed that the artillery for the sealed knot do like to use cow pat a wadding in their cannon.... So the shit really does fly!"...and a little bit more just came out | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat? "Nothing quite as exciting as our guy in green. I have experience of working in a dairy and with beef cattle. Cows cough and when they do, the pressure can cause both ends of said creature to expel! If you happen to be within a few yards you can be caught and if you have your mouth open.... Also had a hair wash with the 'water bag' expelled from a lambing ewe, but that wasn't your question. | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat?
Nothing quite as exciting as our guy in green.
I have experience of working in a dairy and with beef cattle. Cows cough and when they do, the pressure can cause both ends of said creature to expel! If you happen to be within a few yards you can be caught and if you have your mouth open....
Also had a hair wash with the 'water bag' expelled from a lambing ewe, but that wasn't your question."Literally gasping for breath now... | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat?
Nothing quite as exciting as our guy in green.
I have experience of working in a dairy and with beef cattle. Cows cough and when they do, the pressure can cause both ends of said creature to expel! If you happen to be within a few yards you can be caught and if you have your mouth open....
Also had a hair wash with the 'water bag' expelled from a lambing ewe, but that wasn't your question.
Literally gasping for breath now... "Omg, I got a handle on her now, she's the one you see laughing when people film themselves or others falling off, over, through, or under things!!! | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat?
Nothing quite as exciting as our guy in green.
I have experience of working in a dairy and with beef cattle. Cows cough and when they do, the pressure can cause both ends of said creature to expel! If you happen to be within a few yards you can be caught and if you have your mouth open....
Also had a hair wash with the 'water bag' expelled from a lambing ewe, but that wasn't your question.
Literally gasping for breath now...
Omg, I got a handle on her now, she's the one you see laughing when people film themselves or others falling off, over, through, or under things!!! "In real life; no, I'm the one rushing over to help and make sure they're ok. Watching on TV; well, that's another thing entirely
Actually, it's usually ME falling over then laughing with embarrassment until I can hobble to the toilet and cry while I patch myself up | |||
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"Surely it's got be the cow pat xx" Oh, most definitely in my opinion! | |||
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"Having accidentally tasted cow pat for reasons best not asked, but not liking the taste, I could only imagine the taste of gerbil wee. If it tastes anything like mouse wee smells then I would have to go with the gerbil! Now, you just know what I'm going to say next, don't you? . . . . . . . How come you tasted a cow pat?
Nothing quite as exciting as our guy in green.
I have experience of working in a dairy and with beef cattle. Cows cough and when they do, the pressure can cause both ends of said creature to expel! If you happen to be within a few yards you can be caught and if you have your mouth open....
Also had a hair wash with the 'water bag' expelled from a lambing ewe, but that wasn't your question."Ewwww, straight from the source, still warm and watery.... I think his was worserer than mine
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