FabSwingers.com forum: what goes through a mans mind ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

What a Fabulous cock I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His wife shouting if he wants a brew!.... Bloody women and timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probley awwwwww that's better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this doesn't impress her, what will!!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Let's hope I can find a woman who likes the look of my toilet?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I was scrolling through a guys pics the other day....then saw not one but three cock over toilet bowl shots. It was going quite well until then

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He's so in love with his own cock he doesn't SEE the loo!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

This is glamorous women will love this

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"He's so in love with his own cock he doesn't SEE the loo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think its we feel most comfortable whipping our knobs out for a photo

how many cock pics do you see with a toaster in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If toilet is clean with visible toilet duck bleach showing the ladies will no I am std free cause I'm one clean mofo haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Don't drop the phone. Don't drop the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think its we feel most comfortable whipping our knobs out for a photo

how many cock pics do you see with a toaster in the background

Well I know what my next picture is going to be

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

maybe he had just fitted a new toilet, and was showing of his DIY skills

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Toilet sex?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I just had to look at the OH's single male profile .... more in the kitchen than in the bathroom ... sort of hinting that he was a domestic god, and he is ....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

'I'll show those ladies how clean my loo is!!'

Although it's often NOT the case!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if there's any cleaners out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's hope I can find a woman who likes the look of my toilet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I remembered to keep my socks on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Don't drop the phone. Don't drop the phone "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Judging by the number of such photos on fab, it's something along the lines of: "my! my! I just KNOW women like to see a clean toilet so if I combine that with my cock, they're gonna be so turned on and sexed up, I'll get a meet within minutes"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe he had just fitted a new toilet, and was showing of his DIY skills

that is never the case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh there probably isn't much going through their mind as is demonstrated by their lack of imagination in taking a cock shot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make the bloody camera camera zoom in

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Me me ME Meeeeee Me me me ME ME me me meeeeeee!

Check out my rim too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hm bush needs a trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

I have absolutely no fucking idea!

I would have thought that would have been the least stimulating thing to get a woman in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

What a Fabulous cock I have

This ^^^^^ Everytime

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Check out my rim too"

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit, where's the sky remote"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Don't drop the phone. Don't drop the phone

I couldn't justify buying the Samsung s7 just so my phone could bounce of my willy into the bowl. So I have to be careful with my trust s6

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

To be honest I look at quite a few pictures and wonder why the people posting them can't see what I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'oooh i wonder if she'll appriciate that im hydrated by the colour of my light straw coloured piss... or if she will see im eating enough roughage by my smooth sausage shit that i just deposited... though i do hope she doesnt pick up on the fact ive ran out of loo roll'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what if I don't have a TV in my bathroom. There's no reason for my Sky remote not to be in here"

"They'll never know it's a miniature can of Lynx"

"Fucking hell that curry was hot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet seat down, they dig that kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to get me so much action once I post this.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can I get the Lynx can in the photo as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

"I need a piss"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

give people something to moan about......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Nothing- his brains are in his pants at that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Nothing- his brains are in his pants at that point."

No they're not - they are out and hanging over the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG, a thread where someone posts something about the opposite gender.

I AM OUTRAGED! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

[Removed by poster at 01/04/16 18:06:17]

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

[Removed by poster at 01/04/16 18:06:42]

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

He is thinking "I'm such a considerate guy....

I'm gonna wank straight into the toilet bowl so there is no mess to left for someone else to clean up"

But yeah seriously...hardly the most attractive setting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'kin hell, spit it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me ME Meeeeee Me me me ME ME me me meeeeeee!

Check out my rim too"

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I always find myself wondering if they've just finished have a tinkle, or if they're just about to have one

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

Maybe he thinks the sky remote is too small so needs something bigger to compare size with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my cock look big in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm quick my gf/wife won't catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously very little indeed. Mind yiu, what goes through the mind of the women with the photos inserting cucumbers? Grotesque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mabey i should have flushed that log first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, were autonomous creatures, set to the default of eat, fuck, sleep repeat.

But were low maintenance, and effective for what were needed for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes through a womans mind when shes sticking a cucumber up herself?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What goes through a womans mind when shes sticking a cucumber up herself?

Oh my goodness, I should have taken it out of the fridge for a bit first. That's fucking cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better take this cock pic in the bathroom or the wife will see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better take this cock pic in the bathroom or the wife will see?

Seen loads of pics of women in the bathroom...married?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never done it, never will

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Should I flush first? Naaah!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What goes through a womans mind when shes sticking a cucumber up herself?

oi!! start your own thread...hijacker

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Don't know but he's probably feeling flush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Should I flush first? Naaah!""

comparing size with turd...yup..my cocks definitely not as pretty as that floating monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes through a womans mind when shes sticking a cucumber up herself?

oi!! start your own thread...hijacker

Sorry but it was turning into a lets have a go at men thread

And im not having it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better take this cock pic in the bathroom or the wife will see?

Seen loads of pics of women in the bathroom...married?

Women lie?

or its good lighting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

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not a lot we are simple creatures not many brain cells between us ,it could be why women are switching to sex with other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic needs framing.....I know!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Pictures in the bathroom/toilet

Irregardless of gender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what goes through a fly's mind the moment it hits your windscreen........its arse!

Maybe same thing for guys and cock pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

not a lot we are simple creatures not many brain cells between us ,it could be why women are switching to sex with other women"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey and men to men pretty soon the population is going to slow to a halt ,its called the process of natural evolution

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's your Basque pic MzFox love that xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I suspect that it is nothing. Nothing will be going through his mind.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bugger .. Forgot the sky remote .. Where's the lynx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I honestly have no idea.

None at all.

If you're reading and you have such a photo, delete it immediately. No-one in their right mind will find that attractive and they're more likely to notice your lav than your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair there are a lot of photos male & female that this question applies too!!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Sorry I don't quite get the question.

Goes through their mind?

I didn't know anything does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock out - Check

thumb on phone - Check

slight tap of cock, for a semi - Check

Socks on - Check

Exactly central with toilet bowl - Check

Pants and jeans rolled down to knee - Check

Pants (with accompanying stains) in shot - Check

Click - Upload, and wait for the fabs, oh yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I don't quite get the question.

Goes through their mind?

I didn't know anything does

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ooooooooooh that hurt we are mindless xx

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"I honestly have no idea.

None at all.

If you're reading and you have such a photo, delete it immediately. No-one in their right mind will find that attractive and they're more likely to notice your lav than your cock.

I can look beyond the toilet ... its just a toilet and the majority of people have one in their house

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"....in those seconds before he takes the picture of his cock over the toilet bowl

Just look at that great big empty vessel ,wait is that the guys head or the toilet bowl ? Lol

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