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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh you charmer

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am constantly surprised by the comments of men desperate to get women insulting the very bits they are desperate to get into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"
charming! You just put me off my boiled eggs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yikes

Good luck with that fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules "

Dirty big bucket of a yoke ?

Even you must be able to see what's wrong with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lad.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules "

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Dirty big bucket of a yoke ?

Even you must be able to see what's wrong with this.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Dirty big bucket of a yoke ?

Even you must be able to see what's wrong with this.

"

Nah, women don't deserve respect on here. We're all uppity sluts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities."

Your.....im not obsessed or inscure ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One size fits all.

Fabacide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles can.

Cheaper than a dildo. I prefer the sour cream and onion ones.

-Courtney

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I hear the sound of multiple block buttons being deployed.

I suspect the OP won't be investigating the internal dimensions of any female forum user any time soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy has a big cock , it's seen by many as a good thing , something to be proud of .

Hence the proliferation of men showing off their pride and joy .

Now there are a few , and I mean a few , women who are proud of their huge vagina , but not many at all .

It's deemed by most as being nothing to be proud of , hence the derogatory terms used to describe a large one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities."

Should read some of the forum threads methinks. 2 yesterday about cock size in advice. One started by a woman. Many female/couple profiles stipulate a cock size....

That said, bit crass OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Purely for experimentation I inserted 2 cucumbers, a stick of celery, 4 beef tomatoes, a yellow pepper and an iceberg!

Regrettably I have no photographic evidence!

I'm jumping up and down now!

Tossed salad anyone? The dressing is rather unique!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am constantly surprised by the comments of men desperate to get women insulting the very bits they are desperate to get into. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Purely for experimentation I inserted 2 cucumbers, a stick of celery, 4 beef tomatoes, a yellow pepper and an iceberg!

Regrettably I have no photographic evidence!

I'm jumping up and down now!

Tossed salad anyone? The dressing is rather unique! "

Tossed salads are a whole other thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well no ones mentioned to me that I have either a 'nice n tight' one or a bucket size fanny.

I like to think the men I meet are more mature than to compare foof sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V.A.G. Size, there a rather largexcar manufacturer around the world.

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I don't see "Dirty bucket of yoke"

Personally I like to see "Vag" as a collection of fine restaurants.. and lets face it who doesn't want to dine at the best restaurant in town.

My problem is I can never get a reservation..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Purely for experimentation I inserted 2 cucumbers, a stick of celery, 4 beef tomatoes, a yellow pepper and an iceberg!

Regrettably I have no photographic evidence!

I'm jumping up and down now!

Tossed salad anyone? The dressing is rather unique! "

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Your.....im not obsessed or inscure ty "

My post clearly refers to men in general, not you.

You clearly have issues if you think the discussion of cock size on here makes the OP acceptable. It's not always what is asked but how it's asked.

But as I said, women don't deserve respect on here. Guys expect to fuck us but think it's fine to be insulting at the same time.

Got to keep us in our place after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no ones mentioned to me that I have either a 'nice n tight' one or a bucket size fanny.

I like to think the men I meet are more mature than to compare foof sizes."

Sadly i wish the same could be said of women about cock size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear the sound of multiple block buttons being deployed.

I suspect the OP won't be investigating the internal dimensions of any female forum user any time soon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Your.....im not obsessed or inscure ty

My post clearly refers to men in general, not you.

You clearly have issues if you think the discussion of cock size on here makes the OP acceptable. It's not always what is asked but how it's asked.

But as I said, women don't deserve respect on here. Guys expect to fuck us but think it's fine to be insulting at the same time.

Got to keep us in our place after all."

Christ you have issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pringles can.

Cheaper than a dildo. I prefer the sour cream and onion ones.

-Courtney "

Masks the smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is as big as 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Should read some of the forum threads methinks. 2 yesterday about cock size in advice. One started by a woman. Many female/couple profiles stipulate a cock size....

That said, bit crass OP "

Women stating a preference on their profile is not quite the same as posting insulting threads asking about size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is as big as 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps "

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Form an orderly queue ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is as big as 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps "

Splodge

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Your.....im not obsessed or inscure ty

My post clearly refers to men in general, not you.

You clearly have issues if you think the discussion of cock size on here makes the OP acceptable. It's not always what is asked but how it's asked.

But as I said, women don't deserve respect on here. Guys expect to fuck us but think it's fine to be insulting at the same time.

Got to keep us in our place after all.

Christ you have issues "

No, it's the men who think insulting us is fine that have the problem. I just call them on the bullshit.

Of course entitled misogynists will have a problem with that though. As I said, I don't know my place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Purely for experimentation I inserted 2 cucumbers, a stick of celery, 4 beef tomatoes, a yellow pepper and an iceberg!

Regrettably I have no photographic evidence!

I'm jumping up and down now!

Tossed salad anyone? The dressing is rather unique!

Tossed salads are a whole other thread "

They are??

I've missed soooo much recently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pringles can.

Cheaper than a dildo. I prefer the sour cream and onion ones.

-Courtney

Masks the smell?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdHMWVJoS8

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Form an orderly queue ladies! "

To save trampling each other as we head at top speed in the opposite direction?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A bloke has to strap a plank on to stop himself falling in. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Your.....im not obsessed or inscure ty

My post clearly refers to men in general, not you.

You clearly have issues if you think the discussion of cock size on here makes the OP acceptable. It's not always what is asked but how it's asked.

But as I said, women don't deserve respect on here. Guys expect to fuck us but think it's fine to be insulting at the same time.

Got to keep us in our place after all.

Christ you have issues

No, it's the men who think insulting us is fine that have the problem. I just call them on the bullshit.

Of course entitled misogynists will have a problem with that though. As I said, I don't know my place."

You must have really met some really nice men off fab. Tarnish them all the same. Well were not. Maybe you attract that kind of guy? Miss doom and gloom. Try being positive it may help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Should read some of the forum threads methinks. 2 yesterday about cock size in advice. One started by a woman. Many female/couple profiles stipulate a cock size....

That said, bit crass OP

Women stating a preference on their profile is not quite the same as posting insulting threads asking about size."

But if I posted on my profile "must have "insert type here" pussy" that would be okay?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Men start threads about cock size, not women.

Men are obsessed with cock size, not women.

Don't blame us for your obsession and insecurities.

Your.....im not obsessed or inscure ty

My post clearly refers to men in general, not you.

You clearly have issues if you think the discussion of cock size on here makes the OP acceptable. It's not always what is asked but how it's asked.

But as I said, women don't deserve respect on here. Guys expect to fuck us but think it's fine to be insulting at the same time.

Got to keep us in our place after all.

Christ you have issues

No, it's the men who think insulting us is fine that have the problem. I just call them on the bullshit.

Of course entitled misogynists will have a problem with that though. As I said, I don't know my place.

You must have really met some really nice men off fab. Tarnish them all the same. Well were not. Maybe you attract that kind of guy? Miss doom and gloom. Try being positive it may help you "

I don't need to meet a lot to know their opinions of the women on here. They post them all over the forum regularly.

I'm supposed to be positive to people posting insults? Smile sweetly? Yeah, that'll happen.

I didn't say all men do this anyway. I'm referring to the ones that do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how far dilated obviously

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Form an orderly queue ladies!

To save trampling each other as we head at top speed in the opposite direction? "
Me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above. Believe it or not, it stretches to accommodate objects of different sizes, then goes back to its original state...who knew! I expect all the "ooh I can only take a little finger I'm sooooo tight " crew will be along soon for you though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bloke has to strap a plank on to stop himself falling in. True story. "

Is the plank provided or do they have to bring their own (and are you surreptitiously collecting for a deck?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(It's clean though)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ok... research.

I just did a forum search on "size". The first 6 results which related to cock size were all a variation on "does size matter?" and every single one was started by a man.

I didn't see any started by women asking men how big they are, never mind asking so rudely.

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"
I'm surprised the trusty sky remote wasn't mentioned in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe it's just an attempt at humour that failed miserably?

I can think of several forumites who'd post something like this and many would join in the fun and frolics.

Not saying it's right or wrong, funny or not, just the way threads are read sometimes.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"All of the above. Believe it or not, it stretches to accommodate objects of different sizes, then goes back to its original state...who knew! I expect all the "ooh I can only take a little finger I'm sooooo tight " crew will be along soon for you though."

Who'da thought they were designed to allow a baby through, eh?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Which do you personally prefer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok... research.

I just did a forum search on "size". The first 6 results which related to cock size were all a variation on "does size matter?" and every single one was started by a man.

I didn't see any started by women asking men how big they are, never mind asking so rudely."

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/489461

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"A bloke has to strap a plank on to stop himself falling in. True story.

Is the plank provided or do they have to bring their own (and are you surreptitiously collecting for a deck?) "

What kind of woman do you think I am? Plank provided of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just trying to shine a light on the hypocrisy of all these stupid cock size threads. Men have different size cocks people, just like women have different size vaginas

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bloke has to strap a plank on to stop himself falling in. True story.

Is the plank provided or do they have to bring their own (and are you surreptitiously collecting for a deck?)

What kind of woman do you think I am? Plank provided of course."

Classy Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Its cock- sized!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'm just trying to shine a light on the hypocrisy of all these stupid cock size threads. Men have different size cocks people, just like women have different size vaginas"

You kinda failed if that was truly your aim.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just an attempt at humour that failed miserably?

I can think of several forumites who'd post something like this and many would join in the fun and frolics.

Not saying it's right or wrong, funny or not, just the way threads are read sometimes."

I agree. I tried to be funny about it but I'm the only one laughing at my jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of the above. Believe it or not, it stretches to accommodate objects of different sizes, then goes back to its original state...who knew! I expect all the "ooh I can only take a little finger I'm sooooo tight " crew will be along soon for you though."

Whaaaat? Muscles stretch? Fuck off out of here. Next you'll be trying to say that flexible muscles can also be strong.

Fannies, according to the wisdom I have gained on the forums are either slack like the Tyne Tunnel or as tight as an arsehole.

No exceptions. No inbetween.

#ForumFact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could fit your whole head inside mine OP and still have room for you to stick your tongue out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future "

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm just trying to shine a light on the hypocrisy of all these stupid cock size threads. Men have different size cocks people, just like women have different size vaginas"

MEN start those threads and they are rarely written in insulting terms. In fact it's usually for women who prefer large cocks to be insulted on those threads too!

Some women prefer big cocks, for various reasons. It doesn't mean they have huge loose fannies. It's no different to and age/size/height or any other preference. If you don't fit what they're looking for, move on and find the people who do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just an attempt at humour that failed miserably?

I can think of several forumites who'd post something like this and many would join in the fun and frolics.

Not saying it's right or wrong, funny or not, just the way threads are read sometimes.

I agree. I tried to be funny about it but I'm the only one laughing at my jokes "

It was a serious point, but I wanted to get it across through the medium of humour. Maybe I'm not funny, but I think I hit upon some insecurities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings "

Have you got a list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I AM OUTRAGED.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'm just trying to shine a light on the hypocrisy of all these stupid cock size threads. Men have different size cocks people, just like women have different size vaginas"

After 33 active years of fucking I kinda knew that cocks don't come in one uniform size. But thanks.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some days you lot are super funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could fit your whole head inside mine OP and still have room for you to stick your tongue out....."

Sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or maybe it's just an attempt at humour that failed miserably?

I can think of several forumites who'd post something like this and many would join in the fun and frolics.

Not saying it's right or wrong, funny or not, just the way threads are read sometimes.

I agree. I tried to be funny about it but I'm the only one laughing at my jokes

It was a serious point, but I wanted to get it across through the medium of humour. Maybe I'm not funny, but I think I hit upon some insecurities. "

Ah. If it was an attempt at a serious point then I think it was poorly done.

I'll take my pringles can and sit this one out.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ok... research.

I just did a forum search on "size". The first 6 results which related to cock size were all a variation on "does size matter?" and every single one was started by a man.

I didn't see any started by women asking men how big they are, never mind asking so rudely.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/489461"

She's not asking how big men are, she wants men over a specific size to contact her because she has a question. It doesn't insult anyone. Where's the problem?

If a man/woman posted asking particularly tall men/women to contact them because they had a question for them, would there be this problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list? "

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I AM OUTRAGED."

That's a separate thread I think

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Or maybe it's just an attempt at humour that failed miserably?

I can think of several forumites who'd post something like this and many would join in the fun and frolics.

Not saying it's right or wrong, funny or not, just the way threads are read sometimes.

I agree. I tried to be funny about it but I'm the only one laughing at my jokes

It was a serious point, but I wanted to get it across through the medium of humour. Maybe I'm not funny, but I think I hit upon some insecurities. "

But women DON'T post those threads.

No insecurities just bloody fed up with women being insulted left, right and centre. And over threads they aren't even responsible for? Really?!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm just trying to shine a light on the hypocrisy of all these stupid cock size threads. Men have different size cocks people, just like women have different size vaginas

After 33 active years of fucking I kinda knew that cocks don't come in one uniform size. But thanks."

No fucking shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice "

But is it dirty though?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Schools still out I see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80 posts in less than 40 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

But is it dirty though?"

Madam, slack of sphincter I may be, but my personal hygiene is exceptional, I am offended

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Dirty big bucket of a yoke ?

Even you must be able to see what's wrong with this.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of the above. Believe it or not, it stretches to accommodate objects of different sizes, then goes back to its original state...who knew! I expect all the "ooh I can only take a little finger I'm sooooo tight " crew will be along soon for you though."

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice "

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a LAD lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not insulted, I simply laughed and ate my crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments... "

As if

Bruce (Bonza University) Fostersland

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

I do love how people on here react to tongue in cheek posts. Lol

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Mine is as big as 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps "

Teeny tiny then

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Purely for experimentation I inserted 2 cucumbers, a stick of celery, 4 beef tomatoes, a yellow pepper and an iceberg!

Regrettably I have no photographic evidence!

I'm jumping up and down now!

Tossed salad anyone? The dressing is rather unique! "

Oi! Where is my lunch!? I got some tuna ready to go with it!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments...

As if

Bruce (Bonza University) Fostersland"

So you just use a notebook then..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off, down the Wizard's Sleeve, for a couple of pints of lager and a packet of crisps. I might even have pie and a tossed salad while I'm there. I'll stand the first round if you care to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments...

As if

Bruce (Bonza University) Fostersland

So you just use a notebook then..... Lol"

Scratch it on the rocks in ochre....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Does penis size really matter?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/489409

Started by a man

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Cock size really matters

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/support/487798

Started by a man

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interracial party, does size really matter?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/support/487486

Started by a man

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Cock size

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/487758

Started by a man

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Cock size?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/support/460523

Started by a man

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Does size matter?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/485356

Started by a man

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Does size matter?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/484550

Started by a woman (but not in any sort of insulting terms)

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Does size matter really???

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/483590

Started by an UNLOS

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Does size matter really???

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/london/483584

Started by an UNLOS

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Does size matter?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/480328

Started by a man

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MOST WOMEN DO NOT CARE. There's no need to insult us because MEN care about size.

And even for those that do prefer large cocks, they rarely feel the need to be spontaneously rude about men who are smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments... "

I have a spreadsheet, but it's just blokes so you're safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments...

I have a spreadsheet, but it's just blokes so you're safe "

Show off

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I somehow doubt the OP will be loving the cunny of any forum users in the near future

There's only about 30-40 single women that post on the forums regularly, about 10-20% have hidden profiles. This forum is quite toxic tbh. If you aren't part of the crew then "who the fuck are you" if a one of the forum favourites had posted this = no issue.

I love the forums, I love the smell of duplicity in the mornings

Have you got a list?

Please note all statistics have been plucked out of my overused and slack orifice

I have to say I was slightly concerned you were sat there with a database of us all.... Frequency of posts, comments...

I have a spreadsheet, but it's just blokes so you're safe "

Send me a copy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Fuckinghell ...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Put it this way, it hasn't sucked & lost anyone up there...yet!

So it can't be that large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised i am listening to "conquest of spaces"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

Single you say wow wonder why ffs fella one of the worst posts ever on fab !!! How proud you must be now where's the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Single you say wow wonder why ffs fella one of the worst posts ever on fab !!! How proud you must be now where's the block button "

Some of the posts on here make you wonder if the guys ever wants to get laid again in they lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love how people on here react to tongue in cheek posts. Lol"

The op says he may have opened up some people's insecurities ....

The terminology he used is simply crass , and far from funny .

At least the majority of the forum are now having a laugh about it now , which is good .

But in all honesty we find it extremely rude and totally unnecessary to be so childish about the size of a woman's fanny .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving the righteous indignation. It was kind of a joke but I'm sticking to my guns know

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?

Single you say wow wonder why ffs fella one of the worst posts ever on fab !!! How proud you must be now where's the block button

Some of the posts on here make you wonder if the guys ever wants to get laid again in they lives "

Some make you wonder if they've ever been laid at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love how people on here react to tongue in cheek posts. Lol

The op says he may have opened up some people's insecurities ....

The terminology he used is simply crass , and far from funny .

At least the majority of the forum are now having a laugh about it now , which is good .

But in all honesty we find it extremely rude and totally unnecessary to be so childish about the size of a woman's fanny .

"

People do that the piss off of a small cock all the time, well I take the piss out of mine, swing and round about comes to mind

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm late, but am I still too early to start slagging off people's grammar?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Loving the righteous indignation. It was kind of a joke but I'm sticking to my guns know "

But you've not commented on the clear fact that it's men who post about size, yet you've decided to insult women with your little "joke".

If those threads bother you, address the people that start them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTAF??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I do love how people on here react to tongue in cheek posts. Lol

The op says he may have opened up some people's insecurities ....

The terminology he used is simply crass , and far from funny .

At least the majority of the forum are now having a laugh about it now , which is good .

But in all honesty we find it extremely rude and totally unnecessary to be so childish about the size of a woman's fanny .

People do that the piss off of a small cock all the time, well I take the piss out of mine, swing and round about comes to mind "

Find me a thread anyone has started taking the piss out of small cocks, or being rude about them, (discounting those started by the owner of one asking for humiliation).

It certainly doesn't happen "all the time", and as I showed above, men post the vast majority of threads about size. Why insult women as a result?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Loving the righteous indignation. It was kind of a joke but I'm sticking to my guns know "

Indignation about being insulting to women, for something we're not even responsible for? Go figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love how people on here react to tongue in cheek posts. Lol

The op says he may have opened up some people's insecurities ....

The terminology he used is simply crass , and far from funny .

At least the majority of the forum are now having a laugh about it now , which is good .

But in all honesty we find it extremely rude and totally unnecessary to be so childish about the size of a woman's fanny .

People do that the piss off of a small cock all the time, well I take the piss out of mine, swing and round about comes to mind

Find me a thread anyone has started taking the piss out of small cocks, or being rude about them, (discounting those started by the owner of one asking for humiliation).

It certainly doesn't happen "all the time", and as I showed above, men post the vast majority of threads about size. Why insult women as a result?"

I was just trying to make light of it, as you can see from my post before I don't agree with or posts like this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving the righteous indignation. It was kind of a joke but I'm sticking to my guns know

But you've not commented on the clear fact that it's men who post about size, yet you've decided to insult women with your little "joke".

If those threads bother you, address the people that start them."

I've seen loads of threads started by women about cock size, granted many more are started by men however, that's just because men have been given such a complex at this stage that no amount of reassurance that their cock is normal is going to make them feel better about their "tiny little willies. It's a mental health issue really and is perpetuated by many women on here, and yet vag size isn't even a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules "

lol

and don't ever ask their "belly" size as there are many large ones on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

What about nice and big or nice and dirty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

lol

and don't ever ask their "belly" size as there are many large ones on here "

Have we meet lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

What? Did you try to put the pringles can in? Pro Tip - insert the end that doesn't have the plastic cap

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Loving the righteous indignation. It was kind of a joke but I'm sticking to my guns know

But you've not commented on the clear fact that it's men who post about size, yet you've decided to insult women with your little "joke".

If those threads bother you, address the people that start them.

I've seen loads of threads started by women about cock size, granted many more are started by men however, that's just because men have been given such a complex at this stage that no amount of reassurance that their cock is normal is going to make them feel better about their "tiny little willies. It's a mental health issue really and is perpetuated by many women on here, and yet vag size isn't even a thing? "

I've just put up the 10 most recent examples. ONE was started by a woman.

I've provided some evidence to back up my claim, so show us these "loads" of threads started by women to make men paranoid about their cocks. Most of us don't care. Read the threads I put the links to any you'll see most find cock size threads boring and most who bother to answer say they don't care or they prefer average.

Some women/couples prefer big cocks, I know, but they rarely start threads about it. And most profiles don't say anything about cock size. I've seen men claim "every other profile" asks for VWE which is obviously nonsense.

Show me any evidence that women give men insecurities about the size of their cock. Show me any women making unprovoked insults about men with average/small cocks. We don't. Most of us DO NOT CARE.

Insulting us over your obsession and your insecurities is out of order. Men obsess about it, men talk about it, men post about it, men worry about it and it's all absolute crap.

Tell men that instead of having a go at women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh and of course "vag size" isn't a thing, unless it's to use it as an insult.

They fucking well stretch. They can allow babies through and then return to their normal size.

FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

"

Well that's that then. It must flap around like a sail now, because, they're not like stretchy or anything.

Can you still sit on regular chairs or do you have to use a bench in case the chair disappears up inside you?

I didn't see chair sized on the OPs options list though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im confident enough not to give a shit what anyone else thinks about my fanny i dont even give it a thought it does the job.

I did ask someone to critique once cause of fanny threads as i had no idea. So after examing and poking about with it abit he came to the conclusion it was normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

Well that's that then. It must flap around like a sail now, because, they're not like stretchy or anything.

Can you still sit on regular chairs or do you have to use a bench in case the chair disappears up inside you?

I didn't see chair sized on the OPs options list though."

Think we got your point, not one person I can see has agreed with the op and was just trying to make fun of it that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

Well that's that then. It must flap around like a sail now, because, they're not like stretchy or anything.

Can you still sit on regular chairs or do you have to use a bench in case the chair disappears up inside you?

I didn't see chair sized on the OPs options list though."

Got the whole living room stuffed inside mine (including the curtains, carpet etc).

It's ok though, there's actually a whole village of men living in there, they fell in and can't get out.

The BBC are doing a documentary on it soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

Well that's that then. It must flap around like a sail now, because, they're not like stretchy or anything.

Can you still sit on regular chairs or do you have to use a bench in case the chair disappears up inside you?

I didn't see chair sized on the OPs options list though.

Got the whole living room stuffed inside mine (including the curtains, carpet etc).

It's ok though, there's actually a whole village of men living in there, they fell in and can't get out.

The BBC are doing a documentary on it soon."

What night I wouldn't mind seeing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and of course "vag size" isn't a thing, unless it's to use it as an insult.

They fucking well stretch. They can allow babies through and then return to their normal size.

FFS."

While babies aren't coming out of them they vary in size while sexually aroused. Of course they stretch but some stretch more

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Im confident enough not to give a shit what anyone else thinks about my fanny i dont even give it a thought it does the job.

I did ask someone to critique once cause of fanny threads as i had no idea. So after examing and poking about with it abit he came to the conclusion it was normal "

Mine's always been perfectly adequate too.

I'm tired of fanny size being used as an insult though. And just because the OP is insecure about his cock and blames women for making him that way? Puhhlease.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The vagina is an elasticated muscle it can stretch and contract the OP is clearly uneducated

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im confident enough not to give a shit what anyone else thinks about my fanny i dont even give it a thought it does the job.

I did ask someone to critique once cause of fanny threads as i had no idea. So after examing and poking about with it abit he came to the conclusion it was normal

Mine's always been perfectly adequate too.

I'm tired of fanny size being used as an insult though. And just because the OP is insecure about his cock and blames women for making him that way? Puhhlease."
i just think its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and of course "vag size" isn't a thing, unless it's to use it as an insult.

They fucking well stretch. They can allow babies through and then return to their normal size.

FFS.

While babies aren't coming out of them they vary in size while sexually aroused. Of course they stretch but some stretch more "

If this is a way of getting ladies to view your profile it's working but only so they can block you, you do know that don't you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oh and of course "vag size" isn't a thing, unless it's to use it as an insult.

They fucking well stretch. They can allow babies through and then return to their normal size.

FFS.

While babies aren't coming out of them they vary in size while sexually aroused. Of course they stretch but some stretch more "

Have you ever actually encountered a real one, other than at your own birth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules "

Glad it's not just me that sees this

But to keep with the crowd.....

OMG one is outraged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and of course "vag size" isn't a thing, unless it's to use it as an insult.

They fucking well stretch. They can allow babies through and then return to their normal size.

FFS.

While babies aren't coming out of them they vary in size while sexually aroused. Of course they stretch but some stretch more

Have you ever actually encountered a real one, other than at your own birth?"

Very mature

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By *hegreatalexMan
over a year ago

NW, London

If I had £1 for every time I've seen a lady on here asking for 8+ cocks, I'd be now Lighting cigars with £50 notes in my huge mansion. Please let's not be hypocritical about this; women also generally obsess with this and crave for this very often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no ones mentioned to me that I have either a 'nice n tight' one or a bucket size fanny.

I like to think the men I meet are more mature than to compare foof sizes.

Sadly i wish the same could be said of women about cock size "

I don't think maturity has anything to do with it. If a guy only wanted to have sex with a tight fanny then I'd say that was a preference, something he's decided he needs to enhance/enjoy his sexual experience. My preference is for large dicks, it's visually more appealing to me and I like the painful stretchy feeling it gives when it first enters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Glad it's not just me that sees this

But to keep with the crowd.....

OMG one is outraged!"

And one should be, shouldn't one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oh and of course "vag size" isn't a thing, unless it's to use it as an insult.

They fucking well stretch. They can allow babies through and then return to their normal size.

FFS.

While babies aren't coming out of them they vary in size while sexually aroused. Of course they stretch but some stretch more

Have you ever actually encountered a real one, other than at your own birth?

Very mature "

Shame you didn't think that before you posted the thread.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Op its ok for ppl to ask how big guys cocks are and knock them but my god not ask the ladies how big there vag is.....forum rules

Glad it's not just me that sees this

But to keep with the crowd.....

OMG one is outraged!"

True but Whats the accurate measure for a fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to see if anyone prefers the Paprika Pringles....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no ones mentioned to me that I have either a 'nice n tight' one or a bucket size fanny.

I like to think the men I meet are more mature than to compare foof sizes.

Sadly i wish the same could be said of women about cock size

I don't think maturity has anything to do with it. If a guy only wanted to have sex with a tight fanny then I'd say that was a preference, something he's decided he needs to enhance/enjoy his sexual experience. My preference is for large dicks, it's visually more appealing to me and I like the painful stretchy feeling it gives when it first enters. "

Ok I'll cross you of my list of maybe's then

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If I had £1 for every time I've seen a lady on here asking for 8+ cocks, I'd be now Lighting cigars with £50 notes in my huge mansion. Please let's not be hypocritical about this; women also generally obsess with this and crave for this very often"

They do not start insulting threads about it. As I showed above, men start the threads the OP is allegedly using his "joke" to highlight and protest about.

Women do not, in general, obsess about cock size. Read the threads I linked to and you'll see most say either they don't care or they prefer average.

Some people prefer large cocks but they don't usually, make unprovoked insults about those that aren't well endowed.

The tone and phrasing of the OP is crass, rude and unnecessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

Well that's that then. It must flap around like a sail now, because, they're not like stretchy or anything.

Can you still sit on regular chairs or do you have to use a bench in case the chair disappears up inside you?

I didn't see chair sized on the OPs options list though.

Got the whole living room stuffed inside mine (including the curtains, carpet etc).

It's ok though, there's actually a whole village of men living in there, they fell in and can't get out.

The BBC are doing a documentary on it soon.

What night I wouldn't mind seeing that "

Nobody will be able to see it i reckon. Once the crew enter me to film stuff they also will be trapped in there.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm still waiting to see if anyone prefers the Paprika Pringles...."

I prefer prawn cocktail. They add that certain fishy something too.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"

What? Did you try to put the pringles can in? Pro Tip - insert the end that doesn't have the plastic cap "

Bit late telling me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a baby pop out of mine once. Head circumference 33cms (i think).

Well that's that then. It must flap around like a sail now, because, they're not like stretchy or anything.

Can you still sit on regular chairs or do you have to use a bench in case the chair disappears up inside you?

I didn't see chair sized on the OPs options list though.

Got the whole living room stuffed inside mine (including the curtains, carpet etc).

It's ok though, there's actually a whole village of men living in there, they fell in and can't get out.

The BBC are doing a documentary on it soon.

What night I wouldn't mind seeing that

Nobody will be able to see it i reckon. Once the crew enter me to film stuff they also will be trapped in there.

"

lol your silly

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Still curious to know what the accurate measure for knowing your vag size?

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over a year ago

I've just realised what this emoji is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is your vag ladies, is it nice and tight or is it a big dirty bucket of a yoke?

1 finger, 2 fingers, or pringles can?"

You the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What? Did you try to put the pringles can in? Pro Tip - insert the end that doesn't have the plastic cap

Bit late telling me now!

"

Yikes, someone's gonna have to go fishing

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Still curious to know what the accurate measure for knowing your vag size?"

Pringles cans apparently, based on our resident expert, the OP.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"If I had £1 for every time I've seen a lady on here asking for 8+ cocks, I'd be now Lighting cigars with £50 notes in my huge mansion. Please let's not be hypocritical about this; women also generally obsess with this and crave for this very often"

In seven years I've yet to see a thread asking for a whopper whilst insulting the less endowed.

Personally I wouldn't be getting my panties in a bunch over nonentities I've no desire to meet.

Life is too short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still curious to know what the accurate measure for knowing your vag size?"

I'll be happy to check any ladies who what to know,

Oh come on it was worth a try

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Okay so I think maybe we've got the point.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Still curious to know what the accurate measure for knowing your vag size?

Pringles cans apparently, based on our resident expert, the OP."

Through enough play and stretching a Pringles can is kinda tame

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Still curious to know what the accurate measure for knowing your vag size?

I'll be happy to check any ladies who what to know,

Oh come on it was worth a try "

Well God loves a trier he's often depicted as a man but you never know

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"

What? Did you try to put the pringles can in? Pro Tip - insert the end that doesn't have the plastic cap

Bit late telling me now!

Yikes, someone's gonna have to go fishing "

I don't think there's any fish up there. Maybe you could check for me, just to be on the safe side.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can honestly say no man has ever asked the size of my fanny before a meet

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I can honestly say no man has ever asked the size of my fanny before a meet"

Have you ever asked a man how big his cock is? Or turned him down or ridiculed him for it being too small, (other than if he asked for humiliation)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can honestly say no man has ever asked the size of my fanny before a meet"

Well maybe op on to something, I am always ask for my size, just have to work out a unit of scale, ideas to OP please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only do women have to put up with all this "how tight is your foof " crap we also have to put up with "how big/small are our boobs" or our bums!!!

Well personally I have the tightest foof on fab, I have trouble getting a hb pencil in it! I have the perfect sized boobs and a magnificent butt!! So beat that one

Come on folk, let's just agree to disagree that the op was very tactless and will pay the price! Paying homage to this kind of stuff ruins the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not only do women have to put up with all this "how tight is your foof " crap we also have to put up with "how big/small are our boobs" or our bums!!!

Well personally I have the tightest foof on fab, I have trouble getting a hb pencil in it! I have the perfect sized boobs and a magnificent butt!! So beat that one

Come on folk, let's just agree to disagree that the op was very tactless and will pay the price! Paying homage to this kind of stuff ruins the forum. "

Your right, thou it was fun taking the piss out of him, sorry op but it was.

My last word on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not only do women have to put up with all this "how tight is your foof " crap we also have to put up with "how big/small are our boobs" or our bums!!!

Well personally I have the tightest foof on fab, I have trouble getting a hb pencil in it! I have the perfect sized boobs and a magnificent butt!! So beat that one

Come on folk, let's just agree to disagree that the op was very tactless and will pay the price! Paying homage to this kind of stuff ruins the forum.

Your right, thou it was fun taking the piss out of him, sorry op but it was.

My last word on it "

It was fun wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can honestly say no man has ever asked the size of my fanny before a meet

Have you ever asked a man how big his cock is? Or turned him down or ridiculed him for it being too small, (other than if he asked for humiliation)?"

I have, my standard reply to any potential is yeah you're handsome, what's your dick measuring in at, base to bell and circumference please. If he don't measure up then drink up move down he ain't coming to my tea party like.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I can honestly say no man has ever asked the size of my fanny before a meet

Have you ever asked a man how big his cock is? Or turned him down or ridiculed him for it being too small, (other than if he asked for humiliation)?"
ive turned down guys for being too big. You know the ones that message you telling you how big their cock is i always reply with thankyou but i like a nice normal one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lad."

Yeah lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not only do women have to put up with all this "how tight is your foof " crap we also have to put up with "how big/small are our boobs" or our bums!!!

Well personally I have the tightest foof on fab, I have trouble getting a hb pencil in it! I have the perfect sized boobs and a magnificent butt!! So beat that one

Come on folk, let's just agree to disagree that the op was very tactless and will pay the price! Paying homage to this kind of stuff ruins the forum.

Your right, thou it was fun taking the piss out of him, sorry op but it was.

My last word on it "

The taking the piss bit and the funny comments was funny, if you can't take it, don't post it. As for the rest.... Well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread... Why has it never been done before lol

Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, message me your Pringle vag pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying at dirty bucket of a yoke

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Love this thread... Why has it never been done before lol

Thanks OP"

It has. It wasn't funny then either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a bit funny.

Sour cream and onion pringle, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay so I think maybe we've got the point.

"

Dog. Bone. With. Suspect. Usual.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The usual suspect objecting to the usual misogynistic shit. Shocker.

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