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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient."

Have you tried one of those balloon inflators ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient."

Have you tried playing with it a bit?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient.

Have you tried one of those balloon inflators ? "

Yeah, made my voice go all funny as if I had no cock at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah "

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient."

Well, I've been receiving some pretty interesting emails regarding penis enhancement, I could forward them on to you.

I also got an email from a Nigerian Prince saying he wants to put money into my account. It's my lucky day.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient.

Have you tried playing with it a bit?"

A bit?! Maybe I should try a bit instead of lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't get any meets and every time I post about it the forum harpies rip me to shreds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get a bigger cock? The brick and rope method is a little inconvenient.

Have you tried playing with it a bit?

A bit?! Maybe I should try a bit instead of lots. "

Could try that yea mate. If that doesn't work then you could attach it to a bungee rope and see what happens

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah "

. Dear Sarah, please help, I attended a cake party yesterday with some wonderful sexy ladies, it all got very messy and alcohol flowed, now I worry I may be pregnant as I have a mahoosive belly(admittedly this could be cake) trouble is I can't remember who may have impregnated me please could you arrange for me to go on Jeremy Kyle, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible? "

USE CAPITALS ..... Be all shouty innit.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I can't get any meets and every time I post about it the forum harpies rip me to shreds?

"

Make an effort, ya loser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah . Dear Sarah, please help, I attended a cake party yesterday with some wonderful sexy ladies, it all got very messy and alcohol flowed, now I worry I may be pregnant as I have a mahoosive belly(admittedly this could be cake) trouble is I can't remember who may have impregnated me please could you arrange for me to go on Jeremy Kyle, thanks "

I will call the Mr Kipling producers today and sort a Cakternity test immediately !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help"

I make a mean latte

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah . Dear Sarah, please help, I attended a cake party yesterday with some wonderful sexy ladies, it all got very messy and alcohol flowed, now I worry I may be pregnant as I have a mahoosive belly(admittedly this could be cake) trouble is I can't remember who may have impregnated me please could you arrange for me to go on Jeremy Kyle, thanks

I will call the Mr Kipling producers today and sort a Cakternity test immediately !"

. Ah Thankyou, I am soooo relieved, p.s if it's chilli, do we have to tell her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help

I make a mean latte "

So are you on your way or what?!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control! "

Just set your sat nav to maverick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control!

Just set your sat nav to maverick "

Oo you could slide up a hill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control! "

Just have more sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you blow smoke up someone's arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't get any meets and every time I post about it the forum harpies rip me to shreds?

"

Keep being patient and you'll get a meet eventually...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control!

Just have more sex! "

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help

I make a mean latte

So are you on your way or what?!? Lol"

I've got a 3yr old that won't let me leave the house haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My problem

It's 2 hours till gin o'clock expenses lunch

What to do ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road? "

Let's find a nice oily mechanic to answer that question. I can change a tyre if that helps ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control! "

that's a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is depressed. He's feeling really down about the shit he has to wear to make an amusing profile picture. Only for people to ignore his efforts. Its got so bad that he's not even wanked himself off this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I control my sex drive? It's getting out of control!

Just have more sex!

Is that an offer? "

On my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I solve a problem when Maria's not around ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road?

Let's find a nice oily mechanic to answer that question. I can change a tyre if that helps ?

Sarah "

I need both fronts doing, I'll get the wheels off, you bring the tyre levers and balance machine !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road?

Let's find a nice oily mechanic to answer that question. I can change a tyre if that helps ?

Sarah

I need both fronts doing, I'll get the wheels off, you bring the tyre levers and balance machine ! "

Can you wait a couple of hours as I'm booked in for a shag shortly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a meet for Saturday, but here's the catch...this is fab. How do I solve my problem?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road?

Let's find a nice oily mechanic to answer that question. I can change a tyre if that helps ?

Sarah

I need both fronts doing, I'll get the wheels off, you bring the tyre levers and balance machine ! "

Let's hope they didn't over-tighten your nuts or you will never get em off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road?

Let's find a nice oily mechanic to answer that question. I can change a tyre if that helps ?

Sarah

I need both fronts doing, I'll get the wheels off, you bring the tyre levers and balance machine !

Let's hope they didn't over-tighten your nuts or you will never get em off! "

I have the necessary leverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a meet for Saturday, but here's the catch...this is fab. How do I solve my problem?

-Courtney "

Ask marc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a meet for Saturday, but here's the catch...this is fab. How do I solve my problem?

-Courtney

Ask marc!"

Oh, right. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem

It's 2 hours till gin o'clock expenses lunch

What to do ?"

Change the clock

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance"

6x

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

6x"

Indeed

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road?

Let's find a nice oily mechanic to answer that question. I can change a tyre if that helps ?

Sarah "

Blimey, changing a car tyre is damn near impossible without one of those rotating turntable thingies. Changing a wheel is easy as long as you have a jack and wheel wrench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

6x

Indeed "

Although its f(x)|| = 6x (but thats just pedantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face"

I have the issue too.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

6x

Indeed

Although its f(x)|| = 6x (but thats just pedantic "

Learned calculus at O level - we did proper maths in those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really should be working but the laptop is all the way over there. Help please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help

I make a mean latte

So are you on your way or what?!? Lol

I've got a 3yr old that won't let me leave the house haha"

I'm looking for solutions here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

6x

Indeed

Although its f(x)|| = 6x (but thats just pedantic

Learned calculus at O level - we did proper maths in those days"

I bemoan the fact that I still have to do it. Especially when computer programs do it all now, still come the zombie apocalypse I will still be able to work out the change in velocity of something yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help

I make a mean latte

So are you on your way or what?!? Lol

I've got a 3yr old that won't let me leave the house haha

I'm looking for solutions here "

Come to me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman in my basement won't stop screaming and trying to escape. I think the neighbours are getting suspicious. Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman in my basement won't stop screaming and trying to escape. I think the neighbours are getting suspicious. Any ideas?"

Ball Gag & Manacles (Coincidently the name of my local pub)

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

6x

Indeed

Although its f(x)|| = 6x (but thats just pedantic "

it should be 'that's ', if we're doing pedantry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman in my basement won't stop screaming and trying to escape. I think the neighbours are getting suspicious. Any ideas?

Ball Gag & Manacles (Coincidently the name of my local pub)"

I'll try those out, she's so willful though, she's got so much fight in her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance

6x

Indeed

Although its f(x)|| = 6x (but thats just pedantic

it should be 'that's ', if we're doing pedantry "

Touche (with an accent on the e )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get out of bed and need a coffee. Someone please help

I make a mean latte

So are you on your way or what?!? Lol

I've got a 3yr old that won't let me leave the house haha

I'm looking for solutions here

Come to me xx"

I'm stuck in bed haha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't lift some of the things I need to take to the charity shop into my car by myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get my white shirts really white in the wash....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get my white shirts really white in the wash...."

Daz

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I can't lift some of the things I need to take to the charity shop into my car by myself "

Some charity shops do collections - find out which ones locally?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"How do I get my white shirts really white in the wash....

Daz"

The Daz TV ad used to say "..Do the Daz Automatic window test...". So I never bought any as I didn't have automatic windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman in my basement won't stop screaming and trying to escape. I think the neighbours are getting suspicious. Any ideas?

Ball Gag & Manacles (Coincidently the name of my local pub)

I'll try those out, she's so willful though, she's got so much fight in her."

Could always pass her some lotion to rub in to her back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get a job between now and September. However I have no experience because I've been in uni for the past 5 years.

Solve that one Lounge!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I need to get a job between now and September. However I have no experience because I've been in uni for the past 5 years.

Solve that one Lounge! "

What have you been learning?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I can't lift some of the things I need to take to the charity shop into my car by myself

Some charity shops do collections - find out which ones locally?"

I want to donate it to a specific charity. The donation place is some distance away. They won't collect.

I'll have to wait until someone is here to help me put it in the car.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too. "

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ok so my problem really is impossible - how do you stop idiots making contact on here?

I'm filtered to the eyeballs yet still they come!!

That really is the unsolvable one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's April and I haven't got a shower does this mean I have to stay in bed untill may?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so my problem really is impossible - how do you stop idiots making contact on here?

I'm filtered to the eyeballs yet still they come!!

That really is the unsolvable one..... "

Block everyone or filter everyone out. Problem solved.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Help! I'm waiting in for the delivery men, but I'm hungry. How can I time it, to be sure the delivery men don't interrupt my dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once..... "

I raised this important issue first...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"f(x) = x^3

Second derivative please.

Thanks in advance"

It's 42 innit, it's always 42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to get a job between now and September. However I have no experience because I've been in uni for the past 5 years.

Solve that one Lounge! "

I would try some volunteering with decent companies, could lead to something

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first... "

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I get my white shirts really white in the wash....

Daz"

I use daz.....doesn't work

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm going for a haircut, and the nice lady who does it is very sexy, very friendly and very chatty, and very happily married (as am I).

How do I stop myself getting a boner when she does the back and sides with clippers?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"How do I get my white shirts really white in the wash....

Daz"

Ffs, what makes you think my mate Daz can get them any whiter?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped? "

Y'see I have latex but not a catsuit so I could offer to help, but I am not the type of either of them. So, I could offer help but I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas Turbine failing to start, tripping on gas light off, on gas start?

peck valves were sticking - changed out

still no joy? any suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible?

USE CAPITALS ..... Be all shouty innit.

"

I'LL TRY UPPER CASE AND SEE IF IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

WILL REPORT BACK WITH RESULTS LATER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Gas Turbine failing to start, tripping on gas light off, on gas start?

peck valves were sticking - changed out

still no joy? any suggestions "

Hit it with a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped? "

Open please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible?

USE CAPITALS ..... Be all shouty innit.

I'LL TRY UPPER CASE AND SEE IF IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

WILL REPORT BACK WITH RESULTS LATER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

"

Oh! Hey, there you are. Where have you been?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

Y'see I have latex but not a catsuit so I could offer to help, but I am not the type of either of them. So, I could offer help but I can't "

Never said I was their type either, but it's nice to be nice

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

Open please"

Thinking on I'll let you decide how far - unzip carefully though please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My problem is I've just been asked to provide a password, I have a few I use that are memorable it won't accept them, so that means I have to choose one that isnt memorable !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas Turbine failing to start, tripping on gas light off, on gas start?

peck valves were sticking - changed out

still no joy? any suggestions

Hit it with a hammer. "

That's always the first thing we try

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

My life is so sad that my problem is over the new bathroom floor I need to lay this weekend, I have a new free standing bath so what is the best way of tanking around the services passing through the floor to prevent water flooding below.

Also where do I find a pot of gold so I can pay someone else to do it?

I await your constructive assistance

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre


"Gas Turbine failing to start, tripping on gas light off, on gas start?

peck valves were sticking - changed out

still no joy? any suggestions

Hit it with a hammer.

That's always the first thing we try"

Have you paid the gas bill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

Open please

Thinking on I'll let you decide how far - unzip carefully though please! "

Seriously though... I want this to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas Turbine failing to start, tripping on gas light off, on gas start?

peck valves were sticking - changed out

still no joy? any suggestions

Hit it with a hammer.

That's always the first thing we try

Have you paid the gas bill?"

its our gas, dry and liquid free

its failing to reach run off temperature on light off, so shuts down, the lads in the control room thought someone from fab swingers might help as our technicians are scratching their heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

Y'see I have latex but not a catsuit so I could offer to help, but I am not the type of either of them. So, I could offer help but I can't "

There's no type specified on my profile so how do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I'm cured thanks

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The woman in my basement won't stop screaming and trying to escape. I think the neighbours are getting suspicious. Any ideas?

Ball Gag & Manacles (Coincidently the name of my local pub)

I'll try those out, she's so willful though, she's got so much fight in her."

Doughnuts, they have sedative qualities, especially custard ones.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

Y'see I have latex but not a catsuit so I could offer to help, but I am not the type of either of them. So, I could offer help but I can't

There's no type specified on my profile so how do you know?"

I'm not sure. I might have confused you with someone else. I'm not having the best day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear miss Argo!

After posting various photos in recent days I have come to the conclusion that my tits and arse are more appreciated than my face on this site!

What do I do?

1 - Ditch the boob job idea and save up for a face lift?

2 - Buy a paper bag and print off pics of numerous gorgeous women so my meets can choose who they shag?

3 - steal a much hotter face photo from hot photos and pass it off as my own?

4 - Get used to shagging in doggy style a lot more often?

5 - meet very old men with bad eyesight - because to them I'll look stunning!

Signed

Lovelorn in Leyland xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help! I don't have a woman in a latex catsuit sitting on my face

I have the issue too.

I can possibly solve one of these issues but not both at once.....

I raised this important issue first...

Would you prefer crotch open or zipped?

Y'see I have latex but not a catsuit so I could offer to help, but I am not the type of either of them. So, I could offer help but I can't

There's no type specified on my profile so how do you know?

I'm not sure. I might have confused you with someone else. I'm not having the best day "

Ha! No worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear miss Argo!

After posting various photos in recent days I have come to the conclusion that my tits and arse are more appreciated than my face on this site!

What do I do?

1 - Ditch the boob job idea and save up for a face lift?

2 - Buy a paper bag and print off pics of numerous gorgeous women so my meets can choose who they shag?

3 - steal a much hotter face photo from hot photos and pass it off as my own?

4 - Get used to shagging in doggy style a lot more often?

5 - meet very old men with bad eyesight - because to them I'll look stunning!

Signed

Lovelorn in Leyland xx "

I'll step in here and handle this one if I may...

Ditch the boob job idea and no need for a face lift.

There's really no need to do either.

And yes, I have looked at your profile.

(Once or twice) ahemcoughhotterthanhell

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Should I go to Kestrels on Sunday or will my naked body scare people away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I go to Kestrels on Sunday or will my naked body scare people away?

"

Go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just unintentionally committed Fabicide.

How do I recover our reputation. Nobody will ever want to meet us again

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I've just unintentionally committed Fabicide.

How do I recover our reputation. Nobody will ever want to meet us again "

People have short memories. wait for the next scandal and yours will be forgotten.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can't get a hardon can some one help me pref female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to get a job between now and September. However I have no experience because I've been in uni for the past 5 years.

Solve that one Lounge!

What have you been learning? "

Classics and Ancient History, I start my pHD in the autumn but I need a job to live for myself in Manchester.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Should I go to Kestrels on Sunday or will my naked body scare people away?

"

Go

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I undo this rope now?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yeah, I didn't think anyone would be able to offer fixes for that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I didn't think anyone would be able to offer fixes for that one."

Only you can restore your faith. If you genuinely feel that either the men you meet or speak to on here are disrespectful then how can you change that feeling?

I know I am walking a line here, but I have never been accused of cowardice (My charge sheet is still rather long). Terrorism works when it causes terror. Disrespect works when you feel disrespected, if someone says something you dislike, rather than trying to humiliate or chastise them through words, walk away, ignominy usually comes when no one responds, threads die and we can all breathe a sigh. Ignoring an insult? Yes sometimes we have to do that, you can't correct the world through fans forums. If someone posts something you don't like, just roll eyes and walk away (like when I see the "aren't all the forum regulars wonderful" threads... yawn)

Everything that is said on these forums and on this site is done through anonymity, a shield for any coward or fool.

Don't let people change the way you feel about people. And don't tar everyone with the same brush, try to see the tongue in cheek, recognise ignorance for what it is, and know that if you stick your head above the parapet, you will be shot, but that you were brave enough to stand up. If you/we/I get slammed down, take it on the chin, bite back and you lose not them.

I hope that this thread is not patronising and you see it as genuine. Don't let them get you, just because they don't get you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return."

In Japan most houses and offices have an area set aside as a spiritual place, a kamiza or high place.

On the kamiza is a kamidana, spirit house.

The Japanese believe that the answer to all your problems can be found inside the kamidana.

One approaches the kamidana with their problem in mind, open the doors and look inside, there you will find the answer to every problem and challenge you face.

At the back of the kamidana sits a small mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I undo this rope now? "

No ! You have to stay until I undo you. Otherwise you'll get spanked !

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return."

I don't mean this in an offensive way at all - but it sounds more like the problem is with the way you're responding to it than the site itself. So removing yourself from the situation might be a good thing, but at the same time, will it address the real reasons you're feeling this way about it? I agree there are a subsection of disrespectful and misogynistic men who may well despise me, but to be honest I despise them too so I'm ok with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return."

Maybe - it's just how you are feeling within yourself at the moment. There are some really great guys here / some are idiots, but so are some ladies and couples (the forumites are generally a good bunch though) - but many are genuinely nice men. Perhaps just use the forums for a while - put no pressure on yourself to meet. And just see what happens.

Other option is to hide your profile , but I'd miss you here as would many others. But do what's best for you , that's what you need to do.

Sarah

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return."

I am very honest with my opinion on here, do I respect women, yes but not all women. I watched the behaviours of many and I do think more often than not, they reap what they sow and then bleat about it.

The same for many men... and I don't respect them as they slither to women by joining in on the downing of guys on here.

Do I dislike the woman I have zero respect for, No as they don't interest me. I just hope most get the best out of the site and that may mean, they change their approach

My life's too good to let people on here impact it in the slightest

I hope it improves for you, or you come to peace with yourself

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Yeah, I didn't think anyone would be able to offer fixes for that one.

Only you can restore your faith. If you genuinely feel that either the men you meet or speak to on here are disrespectful then how can you change that feeling?

I know I am walking a line here, but I have never been accused of cowardice (My charge sheet is still rather long). Terrorism works when it causes terror. Disrespect works when you feel disrespected, if someone says something you dislike, rather than trying to humiliate or chastise them through words, walk away, ignominy usually comes when no one responds, threads die and we can all breathe a sigh. Ignoring an insult? Yes sometimes we have to do that, you can't correct the world through fans forums. If someone posts something you don't like, just roll eyes and walk away (like when I see the "aren't all the forum regulars wonderful" threads... yawn)

Everything that is said on these forums and on this site is done through anonymity, a shield for any coward or fool.

Don't let people change the way you feel about people. And don't tar everyone with the same brush, try to see the tongue in cheek, recognise ignorance for what it is, and know that if you stick your head above the parapet, you will be shot, but that you were brave enough to stand up. If you/we/I get slammed down, take it on the chin, bite back and you lose not them.

I hope that this thread is not patronising and you see it as genuine. Don't let them get you, just because they don't get you x"

You make some good points but it's the attitude of (some) men to all women, not just me.

There is a lot of very clear disrespect of women on here and I don't think ignoring it is the answer. That's condoning it.

If a guy calls a woman a slag for meeting too many people, even if she pays no attention, he's still an arsehole, he's still in the wrong and he'll go on to do it again and again to other women.

There's enough complaining on here about man bashing, so clearly guys don't tend to feel that it's up to them to put up with it by changing how they feel about it.

My issue is I'm starting to think all guys on here have no regard for the women, rather than being confident it's a minority of arseholes and everyone else is decent.

At times it's more men vs. women than men and women trying to meet each other for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey how did this turn in to a single male bashing thread

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return.

I don't mean this in an offensive way at all - but it sounds more like the problem is with the way you're responding to it than the site itself. So removing yourself from the situation might be a good thing, but at the same time, will it address the real reasons you're feeling this way about it? I agree there are a subsection of disrespectful and misogynistic men who may well despise me, but to be honest I despise them too so I'm ok with that. "

Yes, that's how I used to see it. I don't know what's changed. I used to be confident the misogynists were in the minority. A vocal minority perhaps, but a minority nonetheless.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Blimey how did this turn in to a single male bashing thread "

If you think that you really have missed the point totally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey how did this turn in to a single male bashing thread "

I don't think it is. If you read all the comments it isn't tarring all single men with the same brush. Unless my perception is skewed.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey how did this turn in to a single male bashing thread

If you think that you really have missed the point totally."

Looks like I missed the point then sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need to accept that their are arseholes from either sex and relax a little.

You love to argue and get worked up and I doubt it does you many favours in yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I didn't think anyone would be able to offer fixes for that one.

Only you can restore your faith. If you genuinely feel that either the men you meet or speak to on here are disrespectful then how can you change that feeling?

I know I am walking a line here, but I have never been accused of cowardice (My charge sheet is still rather long). Terrorism works when it causes terror. Disrespect works when you feel disrespected, if someone says something you dislike, rather than trying to humiliate or chastise them through words, walk away, ignominy usually comes when no one responds, threads die and we can all breathe a sigh. Ignoring an insult? Yes sometimes we have to do that, you can't correct the world through fans forums. If someone posts something you don't like, just roll eyes and walk away (like when I see the "aren't all the forum regulars wonderful" threads... yawn)

Everything that is said on these forums and on this site is done through anonymity, a shield for any coward or fool.

Don't let people change the way you feel about people. And don't tar everyone with the same brush, try to see the tongue in cheek, recognise ignorance for what it is, and know that if you stick your head above the parapet, you will be shot, but that you were brave enough to stand up. If you/we/I get slammed down, take it on the chin, bite back and you lose not them.

I hope that this thread is not patronising and you see it as genuine. Don't let them get you, just because they don't get you x

You make some good points but it's the attitude of (some) men to all women, not just me.

There is a lot of very clear disrespect of women on here and I don't think ignoring it is the answer. That's condoning it.

If a guy calls a woman a slag for meeting too many people, even if she pays no attention, he's still an arsehole, he's still in the wrong and he'll go on to do it again and again to other women.

There's enough complaining on here about man bashing, so clearly guys don't tend to feel that it's up to them to put up with it by changing how they feel about it.

My issue is I'm starting to think all guys on here have no regard for the women, rather than being confident it's a minority of arseholes and everyone else is decent.

At times it's more men vs. women than men and women trying to meet each other for fun."

Okay, truth? There are a number of women in my local area that I have zero respect for, primarily down to their near constant diatribe on their status messages (and wait until gone 11.30 tonight when the wine kicks in). I ignore it, the insults, the naming and shaming etc. Nothing I can do about it. But I wouldn't meet them so it's all cool. They have no influence on my generally happy soul.

There are some posters on the forum which I read and go , but again move on. I meet really nice people, super nice people. But I have a social first, get to know them a little and go from there. They can't play games with me, (unless they are kinky ones ) because I won't allow it. They can't disrespect me, because whenever they say something stupid I think "muppet" and walk away. Fab is a part of your life. It isn't your life. You can control your interaction and minimise those that you feel have respect.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


" Fab is a part of your life. It isn't your life. ."

best 11 words on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since giving up the booze 10 days ago I've found I'm hungry at teatime were as I used to eat once tanked up but my prob is after I've eaten I just wanna go to sleep so do i eat now n risk snoring during the soaps or ignore my hunger pains......p.s I'm a very proud girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

Daaaaamn - that is actually a hard choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

Prosecco and Chambord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

Try a RubyWoot

1 shot of gin

1 shot of rum

If white rum 1 shot of triple-sec

If dark rum 1 twist of lime

Splash of grenadine (for the Ruby)

Top up with prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

I would go for the G&T ice and a slice

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think I'm going to have to leave the site because I'm starting to expect the worst of men and doubt their honesty and motives all the time. I feel I, and all other women, are generally disrespected here and although they want to fuck us, men look down on us and many actually dislike us.

I love men; they're the only reason I'm here, and I have always avoided letting a minority affect how I feel about all. I decided if the site made me think badly of men in general, I'd leave because I don't want to feel that way.

I don't know if it's a phase or if it's past the point of no return.

I am very honest with my opinion on here, do I respect women, yes but not all women. I watched the behaviours of many and I do think more often than not, they reap what they sow and then bleat about it.

The same for many men... and I don't respect them as they slither to women by joining in on the downing of guys on here.

Do I dislike the woman I have zero respect for, No as they don't interest me. I just hope most get the best out of the site and that may mean, they change their approach

My life's too good to let people on here impact it in the slightest

I hope it improves for you, or you come to peace with yourself"

In this case though, I am bleating about how women are often treated, not how I'm treated.

A lot of the men on here seem to despise women and vice versa.

I don't, at least I didn't, tar all men with the same brush. If they're ok with me and with others, I'm ok with them. If they are insulting, entitled, rude and/or misogynistic, I have a problem with them.

Recently I'm starting to think I had it wrong and it's actually the decent guys who are in the minority. It seems that way sometimes. It's depressing to feel like that. It shouldn't be them v. us here.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

After having a crap week I am unsure if I should chill and watch a bit of tv, get hammered, actually venture out into the metropolis or just mooch on fab for a while?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

Prosecco. I like bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here

Try a RubyWoot

1 shot of gin

1 shot of rum

If white rum 1 shot of triple-sec

If dark rum 1 twist of lime

Splash of grenadine (for the Ruby)

Top up with prosecco

"

Problem solved! (Although I am a massive lightweight so that could create its own problems )

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Blimey how did this turn in to a single male bashing thread

I don't think it is. If you read all the comments it isn't tarring all single men with the same brush. Unless my perception is skewed.

Sarah "

I'm actually saying I'm starting to see all men here in a bad light and recognising that is a problem with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After having a crap week I am unsure if I should chill and watch a bit of tv, get hammered, actually venture out into the metropolis or just mooch on fab for a while? "

Go out into the real world.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here

Try a RubyWoot

1 shot of gin

1 shot of rum

If white rum 1 shot of triple-sec

If dark rum 1 twist of lime

Splash of grenadine (for the Ruby)

Top up with prosecco

Problem solved! (Although I am a massive lightweight so that could create its own problems )"

If the above recipe turns you into either Ronald Weasley or a goat. I take no responsibility, I failed potions.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"It shouldn't be them v. us here."

but the forums have helped create that, the women moan about the men, the men moan about the women, the couples moan about the men, the bi females man about the couples using them for their own needs....

and those threads truly achieve nothing, just fuel the v's.

it's truly sad, but some people are happier being unhappy and the done to and need to tell everyone about it.

the rest are happy and shagging their brains out in silence

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think you need to accept that their are arseholes from either sex and relax a little.

You love to argue and get worked up and I doubt it does you many favours in yourself."

Generally when I'm arguing, I'm not worked up. It's just a very active debate to me.

The last couple of days haven't been like that. Things are actually getting to me. I've no idea what's changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here

Try a RubyWoot

1 shot of gin

1 shot of rum

If white rum 1 shot of triple-sec

If dark rum 1 twist of lime

Splash of grenadine (for the Ruby)

Top up with prosecco

Problem solved! (Although I am a massive lightweight so that could create its own problems )

If the above recipe turns you into either Ronald Weasley or a goat. I take no responsibility, I failed potions."

I should be safe from turning into a Weasley if I leave out the grenadine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

Hendricks gin and slimline tonic. No contest. Although I have a minature bottle of prosecco with my name on it tonight.

Sarah

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"After having a crap week I am unsure if I should chill and watch a bit of tv, get hammered, actually venture out into the metropolis or just mooch on fab for a while?

Go out into the real world.

Sarah "

Tempting. ..not one for going to pubs on own, especially as I know bloody no one where I live hence the actually part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be them v. us here.

but the forums have helped create that, the women moan about the men, the men moan about the women, the couples moan about the men, the bi females man about the couples using them for their own needs....

and those threads truly achieve nothing, just fuel the v's.

it's truly sad, but some people are happier being unhappy and the done to and need to tell everyone about it.

the rest are happy and shagging their brains out in silence"

This... how many people actually use the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here

Try a RubyWoot

1 shot of gin

1 shot of rum

If white rum 1 shot of triple-sec

If dark rum 1 twist of lime

Splash of grenadine (for the Ruby)

Top up with prosecco

Problem solved! (Although I am a massive lightweight so that could create its own problems )

If the above recipe turns you into either Ronald Weasley or a goat. I take no responsibility, I failed potions.

I should be safe from turning into a Weasley if I leave out the grenadine "

Ah but then it's a VirginWoot which although sticky can be a pain to really get into...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It shouldn't be them v. us here.

but the forums have helped create that, the women moan about the men, the men moan about the women, the couples moan about the men, the bi females man about the couples using them for their own needs....

and those threads truly achieve nothing, just fuel the v's.

it's truly sad, but some people are happier being unhappy and the done to and need to tell everyone about it.

the rest are happy and shagging their brains out in silence"

I'm a quiet guy in general and sexually - it's only in type I shoot my mouth off.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It shouldn't be them v. us here.

but the forums have helped create that, the women moan about the men, the men moan about the women, the couples moan about the men, the bi females man about the couples using them for their own needs....

and those threads truly achieve nothing, just fuel the v's.

it's truly sad, but some people are happier being unhappy and the done to and need to tell everyone about it.

the rest are happy and shagging their brains out in silence"

True. I'm just tired of seeing hate, bitterness and more hate posted over and over.

I'm probably just tired.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It shouldn't be them v. us here.

but the forums have helped create that, the women moan about the men, the men moan about the women, the couples moan about the men, the bi females man about the couples using them for their own needs....

and those threads truly achieve nothing, just fuel the v's.

it's truly sad, but some people are happier being unhappy and the done to and need to tell everyone about it.

the rest are happy and shagging their brains out in silence

This... how many people actually use the forums? "

A small percentage. Very small.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After having a crap week I am unsure if I should chill and watch a bit of tv, get hammered, actually venture out into the metropolis or just mooch on fab for a while?

Go out into the real world.

Sarah

Tempting. ..not one for going to pubs on own, especially as I know bloody no one where I live hence the actually part! "

Is there a pub near though that's decent or somewhere to eat? Usually, if you are out alone - people talk to you more. Then you'll get to know people. Have to start somewhere.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here

Hendricks gin and slimline tonic. No contest. Although I have a minature bottle of prosecco with my name on it tonight.

Sarah "

That's the exact gin combo I had in mind

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre


"My problem is: I'm treating myself to a little tipple tonight and can't choose between prosecco, rum or gin. I'm really dealing with the big issues here "

Sounds like a cocktail try all three in varying volumes until you find a combination you like or just can't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i change both control arms on my car by the side of the road? "

Turns out, i can!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"After having a crap week I am unsure if I should chill and watch a bit of tv, get hammered, actually venture out into the metropolis or just mooch on fab for a while?

Go out into the real world.

Sarah

Tempting. ..not one for going to pubs on own, especially as I know bloody no one where I live hence the actually part!

Is there a pub near though that's decent or somewhere to eat? Usually, if you are out alone - people talk to you more. Then you'll get to know people. Have to start somewhere.

Sarah "

I love going out on my own, including eating out and to the cinema, but when I want to be alone I dont relish people taking to me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a problem that you have and let's see if other members in The Lounge can help you solve it.

No problem is too big or small.*

* it's Friday so let's make it a fun thread!

Sarah

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible?

USE CAPITALS ..... Be all shouty innit.

I'LL TRY UPPER CASE AND SEE IF IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

WILL REPORT BACK WITH RESULTS LATER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

"

Upper case makes no difference, but thanks for trying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible?

USE CAPITALS ..... Be all shouty innit.

I'LL TRY UPPER CASE AND SEE IF IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

WILL REPORT BACK WITH RESULTS LATER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Upper case makes no difference, but thanks for trying. "

Rome wasn't built in a day ...... Maybe a toga pic would help ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do I change my font from invisible, to visible?

USE CAPITALS ..... Be all shouty innit.

I'LL TRY UPPER CASE AND SEE IF IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

WILL REPORT BACK WITH RESULTS LATER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Upper case makes no difference, but thanks for trying.

Rome wasn't built in a day ...... Maybe a toga pic would help ?

Sarah "

Toga toga toga toga.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas Turbine failing to start, tripping on gas light off, on gas start?

peck valves were sticking - changed out

still no joy? any suggestions

Hit it with a hammer.

That's always the first thing we try

Have you paid the gas bill?

its our gas, dry and liquid free

its failing to reach run off temperature on light off, so shuts down, the lads in the control room thought someone from fab swingers might help as our technicians are scratching their heads"

Good news, the turbine is running, started on diesel a few times, switched over to gas then shutdown and started on gas first time,

good news for power, bad news for global warming

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ones washing machine is flashing Err.F18.

What can one do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ones washing machine is flashing Err.F18.

What can one do ?"

F18 shit evacuate the house NOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to register for the flat rate for VAT, anyone done it before?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Ones washing machine is flashing Err.F18.

What can one do ?"

Open and close the door six times in twelve seconds ... failing that, put it on rinse, probably they filter thing has become blocked up with tissue and a rush of water will sort it out. From a veteran of teenagers who leave tissues in their pockets and then say its my fault I didn't check them before washing ...

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