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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

While i was out today i had a parcel delivered. The card said(hand written not a tick from an option box) left in back porch storage unit.

Now the clue is i hadnt arranged for a back porch to be built and a storage unit placed inside while i was out

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I hope you have nice neighbours

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I hope you have nice neighbours "
why?

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Does it depend what's in the parcel? Go on, tell us, what's in the parcel!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I hope you have nice neighbours why?"
it might be in their porch

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"While i was out today i had a parcel delivered. The card said(hand written not a tick from an option box) left in back porch storage unit.

Now the clue is i hadnt arranged for a back porch to be built and a storage unit placed inside while i was out"

I sympathise. Next door bought a black hole and delivery man left it outside my door. There a are billions of parcels inside and I expect yours is in there somewhere though it may take me a while to go through them.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Is it in the wheelie bin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the courier?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Is it in the wheelie bin?"
first place i looked well after id looked on the back door step

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Who was the courier?"
yodel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have said wheelie bin xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the courier?yodel"

Ahhhh theres your answer then its in switzerland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They left it in Tesco's next door ?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I would have said wheelie bin xx"
yes i dont usually look in there but because it said storage unit i did. But it wasnt there

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Who was the courier?yodel"

Ah, well, there you have it, the lads in the Yodel depot have kept it to use as a football!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Who was the courier?yodel

Ah, well, there you have it, the lads in the Yodel depot have kept it to use as a football! "

Probably not far from the truth knowing Yodl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushed through the cat flap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? "
well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pushed through the cat flap?"

Many years ago, some dopey delivery driver stuffed a full length padded coat through my cat flap, and got it jammed half way through, and left it. Cats couldn't get out, flap had to be ripped out to get the coat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house"

Okay, do you have a shed? bucket? Flower pot? Tardis? or anything else that someone with a relatively poor command of the english language could confuse with the word "storage"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a HUGE storage unit behind her, it is called Tesco

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's in my neighbour's garage, but due to an unforseen incident they haven't been seen for a while

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house

Okay, do you have a shed? bucket? Flower pot? Tardis? or anything else that someone with a relatively poor command of the english language could confuse with the word "storage"?"
yes but nothing else they could confuse with a back porch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was the courier?yodel

Ahhhh theres your answer then its in switzerland"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets start with the basics, could the Yodel driver have gained access to the rear of the property? i.e. can he get around the back? well yes, with back porch i did make correct assumption it was at the back of the house

Okay, do you have a shed? bucket? Flower pot? Tardis? or anything else that someone with a relatively poor command of the english language could confuse with the word "storage"?yes but nothing else they could confuse with a back porch"

unless they don't know the word for "garden" (I am reaching here, but I would like to think that MI6 are actually trying to recruit you and this is the first test.

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By *oonshadowsCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

I love this game - I once found a parcel hidden inside my bar-b-que nearly a year after it was delivered and next door were very pleased when I took them the parcel who's note said it had been left at No8 - they live at No8 x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I shall tell you where it was it was in the shed, but not only was it in the shed it was hidden under something and i only found it because i moved the something to shut the door properly.

Now ok, if english wasnt their first language wouldnt it be easier to write in shed rather than back porch inside storage unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall tell you where it was it was in the shed, but not only was it in the shed it was hidden under something and i only found it because i moved the something to shut the door properly.

Now ok, if english wasnt their first language wouldnt it be easier to write in shed rather than back porch inside storage unit"

Tomorrow there will be another test... You are on fast-track recruitment, trust me. MI6 are recruiting YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you get the parcel tho?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I shall tell you where it was it was in the shed, but not only was it in the shed it was hidden under something and i only found it because i moved the something to shut the door properly.

Now ok, if english wasnt their first language wouldnt it be easier to write in shed rather than back porch inside storage unit

Tomorrow there will be another test... You are on fast-track recruitment, trust me. MI6 are recruiting YOU"
they need to start a degree course in how to find your parcels

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"did you get the parcel tho?"
only by sheer look if i hadnt moved something they had hidden it under i wouldnt have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did you get the parcel tho?only by sheer look if i hadnt moved something they had hidden it under i wouldnt have"

id be sending a seriously peed off email

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