FabSwingers.com forum: Little known facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a similar way to QI here are a few random facts not many people know. Please feel free to enlighten us with your own obscure facts.

Hedgehogs don't fit in pockets.

You can't take your butties to work in a pencil case.

Blue lego tastes best

Cricket isn't a sport

Jesus was a shoddy carpenter

Gravity is a myth created by BA to increase air travel!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I use less bog roll than an average woman does.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Norway is made from 43% sedimentary rock and 57% porridge

It's cheaper to change your name to match your car registration than to buy a private plate.

The world hoopla champion threw a polo from 67,000 feet and successfully landed it on a toothpick.

Bees shave their eyes daily before the nectar run.

The French change 250 words in their language daily to make it harder for foreigners to learn the lingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toddlers brains are so advanced that they actually translate every known language into their own unfathomable language, unfortunately the word no, is understood as "throw yourself on the floor, and avoid my attempts to stop you at all costs, or I'll eat you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon is big

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My cock is bigger than my Sky remote

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Foxes live on a diet of Blutac and Twiglets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quavers are made from all the short giraffes toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moon is big"

Is that the moon that is far away...or the moon that is closer? There are actually two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your name makes any sense writen, and pronounced backwards, your a pajamas school run chav

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Whales are not fish, they are more closely related to birds.

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

Two facts.

1. Two Argos pens are the same length as my cock.

2. I am now banned from every Argos store in the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redheads are sexy

Two redheads are sexier still

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

'Single' cheese slices are almost exactly the same dimensions as a 3.5" floppy disk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IS is not real threat. They are in fact the middle eastern equivalent of the scouts. The idea they may pose even the smallest a of threats was thought up by Rupert Murdoch during a BJ from Jerry Hall as an attempt to scare everyone enough to subscribe to pay per view news!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"The French change 250 words in their language daily to make it harder for foreigners to learn the lingo"

Sacre pleuvents

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Carrots actually make you go blind..

The myth that they help you see in the dark was in fact invented by spec savers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word kangeroo means "I don't know"

The word koala means "no water"

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sunny Delight is 14% sea water

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Sunny Delight is 14% sea water"
to Jeremy Kyle guests, sunny Delight is considered a staple ingredient for a healthy diet.

Everyone else calls it cocaine for kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It is very difficult to steal a policeman's helmet

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"The word kangeroo means "I don't know"

The word koala means "no water"

Mwah

Actually that's not technically correct. Kangaroo is what a Scottish person says when locked in a public toilet.

Apparently.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny

How's that for weird?

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny

How's that for weird?"

If Hitler thought he was hot it'd explain why he became disillusioned

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny

How's that for weird?

If Hitler thought he was hot it'd explain why he became disillusioned

Skorzeny was 6'4" with a massive scar on the left side of his face.

Not pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An elephant can run at 45 miles an hour. 55 in well known branded trainers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stick a rotating cactus up your arse you will either laugh or cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a great thread xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"'Single' cheese slices are almost exactly the same dimensions as a 3.5" floppy disk."

Newcastle-under-lyme, is not in the North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corned beef Is actually mashed monkey

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The vegan society has banned its members from participating in certain named sexual acts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Kiplin was better at Pacman than baking.

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Minor skin graphs can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Identical twins can't cheat in exams by stabbing themselves in the arm using morse code.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remington introduced the QWERTY keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remington introduced the QWERTY keyboard"

The QWERTY keyboard was invented by a dyslexic.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

toad in the hole is really made out of dead frogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sky remotes bigger than my cock

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

An empty aluminium cigar tube stuffed with angry wasps makes an excellent vibrator

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i (slut) had a sex change (strapadicktome) . xx

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Two facts.

1. Two Argos pens are the same length as my cock.

2. I am now banned from every Arõgos store in the UK."

Funny x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Businessmen could save the country billions on the high speed rail link by setting off for meetings 20 minutes earlier.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Vegetarian is a viking term used for piss poor useless hunter

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

I can play the bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a little know fact that batman and spider man share the same flat....

Also dinasours ate all the cheese....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clouds are put in the sky by the governments of world and are actual made of a slowly dissipating, tax paying conformist gas

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Prawn sandwiches outsell meat pies at Old Trafford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Worcestershire sauce isn't even in the same league as Hendserson's relish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bassett's are in talks with Bernie Ecclestone to produce next years F1 tyres.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Arsenals Emirates stadium is officially the largest library in Europe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elongated snot dribblers have no teeth....fact

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Chicken tastes like chicken

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Chicken tastes like chicken"

Alligator tastes like chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actors can't act

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who was one of Hitler's trusted 'go-to' thugs for commando raids, subsequently ended up working as a hot man for the Mossad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Skorzeny

How's that for weird?"

After WW2; the Zionist separatists (terrorists or freedom fighters, depending on your view) employed hundreds of former WaffenSS soldiers and officers to fight against the British.

The agreement ( brokered by the US) was that they would not subsequently be prosecuted for any war crimes, if they took part in the fight against the British mandate in Palestine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If custard is mixed thick enough it can undercut the Chinese supply chain and save the British steel industry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Green stickle bricks taste the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green stickle bricks taste the best. "

And count as 1 of your 5 a day.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"My cock is bigger than my Sky remote

Hope you don't get them mixed up when changing channels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Remington introduced the QWERTY keyboard

The QWERTY keyboard was invented by a dyslexic. "

Think it was invented by a mathematician to work out which letters were used most/least etc on the OLD type typewriters, where the letter/punch use to colide with another in very early typewriters, hence the QWERTY came around.

Not 100% sure, but think I heard/read it somewhere.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

misscheekychops and _ce winger are identical triplets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can make a mallard out of card but you can't make China from a vagina.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I haven't had sex since last October...Jesus did I just say that out loud??

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

There are no roads in the city of london

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crickets are shite at cricket.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There are no roads in the city of london"

What about City road?

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

City road isnt entirely within the city and it skirts the northern border

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Northern border is above the Southern border simply because it's made from weaved Ninjas and better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunny Delight is 14% sea water"

Yeah but the rest is sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had sex since last October...Jesus did I just say that out loud??

I haven't since last July

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"City road isnt entirely within the city and it skirts the northern border "

It's not entirely outside it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"City road isnt entirely within the city and it skirts the northern border "

Scotland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up and down the city road

in and out the eagle

that's the way the money goes

pop goes the weasel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can draw a perfect circle, beware it could well mean that you have a steady hand and good coordination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scotland is made of eggs, sausage meat and breadcrumbs

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Scotland is made of eggs, sausage meat and breadcrumbs "
is irn bru a myth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scotland is made of eggs, sausage meat and breadcrumbs is irn bru a myth"

It's not made from girders so it's a distinct possibility!!!

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By *ods_Perfect_IdiotMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Redheads are sexy

Two redheads are sexier still

Rusty roof ....smelly cellar

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Sunny Delight is 14% sea water

Yeah but the rest is sugar"

And it glows in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sunny Delight is 14% sea water

Yeah but the rest is sugar

And it glows in the dark"

So does Brian Cox pubic hair on Mars, it's why the BBC loves him!!!

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

The great pyramids of Egypt were built using Weetabix as cement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Weetabix factory is actually a pyramid built by THE aliens.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The coliseum in Rome was named after a disused cinema in north west London

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"There are no roads in the city of london"
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Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There are no roads in the city of london.

Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years."

That's because there aren't any roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ì acually dont like weetabix...yeah i know its mental,i prefer shreadèd wheat.....go figure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The roads in London are carved out of cast Weetabix and restricts vehicle speed to a maximum of 29 mph

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"There are no roads in the city of london.

Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.

That's because there aren't any roads"

Of course/I'm assuming there is, I'm there will be roads that are now pedestrianised etc. (similar to Buchanan/sauchiehall st, Glasgow.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If giraffes could jump, proportionately, as high as grasshoppers they would avoid a lot of trouble.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It costs more to make the packaging than it costs to make the cereal in Shredded Wheat

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There are no roads in the city of london.

Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.

That's because there aren't any roads

Of course/I'm assuming there is, I'm there will be roads that are now pedestrianised etc. (similar to Buchanan/sauchiehall st, Glasgow.)"

There are only two industries in the city, banking and sandwich making

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It costs more to make the packaging than it costs to make the cereal in Shredded Wheat "

Wait a mo', that's true

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"There are no roads in the city of london.

Yea, well the average speed for any vehicle in centre of London has barely increased in like 100 years.

That's because there aren't any roads

Of course/I'm assuming there is, I'm there will be roads that are now

pedestrianised etc. (similar to Buchanan/sauchiehall st, Glasgow.)

There are only two industries in the city, banking and sandwich making"

Like most cities then.

I'm from Paisley and that's like full of bookies, poundlands etc. What an absolute DUMP of a town Paisley now is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lego is a crap alternative for croutons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego is a crap alternative for croutons. "

Most Fabsters get their General knowledge from old copies of Viz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tadpoles magazine rack is considered as a engineering masterpiece.

Adults Learning to drive will now have to install soft rubber bumpers to their cars. It's been introduced to gently nudge them along when needed.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bears in the Arctic are not bi polar

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Polar bears are permanently constipated because they can never find a wood to shit in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of the 11 herbs and spices KFC use to make their chicken one is the lesser known spice of communism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you soft boil a regular sized condom for a couple of hours you will be able to fit it over a phone box.

You can fit a Volvo V50 inside an XL :D

Any bloke who complains a condom is too tight needs to think again lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"It costs more to make the packaging than it costs to make the cereal in Shredded Wheat "

There is also more nutrition in the packaging (mainly in the glue)

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"up and down the city road

in and out the eagle

that's the way the money goes

pop goes the weasel"

You can actually make a weasel go 'POP' simply by shoving large handfuls of banknotes up it's arse while holding it's nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you soft boil a regular sized condom for a couple of hours you will be able to fit it over a phone box.

You can fit a Volvo V50 inside an XL :D

Any bloke who complains a condom is too tight needs to think again lol"

Used to transport a quad bike in a Volvo 245 estate!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dog's can't look up.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Bull semen is of a similar calorific value to a big Mac and fries... Although slightly less salt in the semen.

My Dr's receptionist hasn't a pen or pencil or any fingers to type with...hence why I can't get an appointment ..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

An elderly couple from Croydon once spent 2weeks circling the M25 looking for the Stanstead exit.

They enjoyed it so much that they will be doing it again this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a proven fact that if Brian Cox tells you about a close relatives death you'll only experience 10% of the grief due to his soothing voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone who is an Ayrshire native is born as a result of inbreeding...(According to Glaswegians...and I tend to trust Glaswegians...)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ayreshire is an urban myth

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