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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When the posture people have assessed how you should be sitting properly at your desk and now your computer screen is so far away you have to ask IT to come and make the type bigger so that you can read it through your varifocals... THAT moment!

*cries*

Please tell me that I'm not alone?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're alone

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm reliably informed it gets worse

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You're alone"

Fucker!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm short sighted but getting to the stage where I can't read anything to close, I will soon be bifocalised

Plus the internal heating had started to rise every now and again, I'm not happy I tell ya, not happy at all

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not alone..it is the time when the letters need to be capitals or really black.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"When the posture people have assessed how you should be sitting properly at your desk and now your computer screen is so far away you have to ask IT to come and make the type bigger so that you can read it through your varifocals... THAT moment!

*cries*

Please tell me that I'm not alone?

"

Shame you don't have internet access at work, or you could have googled how to do it and saved the embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its more the not knowing how to change your resolution than the glasses

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll "
stuart Macconie said "radio 2 hasn't changed, it was always there waiting for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the posture people have assessed how you should be sitting properly at your desk and now your computer screen is so far away you have to ask IT to come and make the type bigger so that you can read it through your varifocals... THAT moment!

*cries*

Please tell me that I'm not alone? "

You are definitely not alone .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not your not we all get there in the end,

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll stuart Macconie said "radio 2 hasn't changed, it was always there waiting for you""
. No1 son, loves radio 2, always has it on in his bedroom, it's definately changing, it's not pipe and slippers listening anymore Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you just wait until Radio 4 strikes you down and renders you too old to be interesting and too young to be wise. It makes you think you know nothing and need a more interesting life.

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When the posture people have assessed how you should be sitting properly at your desk and now your computer screen is so far away you have to ask IT to come and make the type bigger so that you can read it through your varifocals... THAT moment!

*cries*

Please tell me that I'm not alone?

Shame you don't have internet access at work, or you could have googled how to do it and saved the embarrassment "

I know how to do it... alas our system is locked down so much it's surprising I don't need supervision to switch my PC on in the mornings. I mean God forbid we corrupt anything by changing the resolution all by ourselves!

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll "

I defrosted my freezer last night.

What the fuck has happened to me?!

I'm hoping it's a phase!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll

I defrosted my freezer last night.

What the fuck has happened to me?!

I'm hoping it's a phase! "

Go on a bender and end up joy riding.

You'll feel better - until you sober up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the posture people have assessed how you should be sitting properly at your desk and now your computer screen is so far away you have to ask IT to come and make the type bigger so that you can read it through your varifocals... THAT moment!

*cries*

Please tell me that I'm not alone? "

Nooooooo!

Middle aged is me - my head thinks it's 21 - my body KNOWS it's 47!

Swollen (arthritic) knee from a pole dancing attempt 2 weeks ago - and a bad back because I bent down (literally - just bent down!! ) on Saturday! My house reeks of deep heat!!

Altogether now:

'Sexeeeee

Everything about me's soooo sexeeee'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the posture people have assessed how you should be sitting properly at your desk and now your computer screen is so far away you have to ask IT to come and make the type bigger so that you can read it through your varifocals... THAT moment!

*cries*

Please tell me that I'm not alone? "
you're alone sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll

I defrosted my freezer last night.

What the fuck has happened to me?!

I'm hoping it's a phase! "

Wait till you get excited about tweezering out a random hair, with a magnifying mirror

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

If it's any consolation I sent a delicious young man the 'peering over reading glasses' pic taken by a chum down the pub, to try and put him off, and he simply replied 'Oh my god you are so going to have to leave those on when we meet...'

Turns out he has a bit of a fetish for women in glasses

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By *llen n SebbCouple
over a year ago

Walkinstown

Ctrl & +

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll

I defrosted my freezer last night.

What the fuck has happened to me?!

I'm hoping it's a phase!

Wait till you get excited about tweezering out a random hair, with a magnifying mirror "

What do you mean wait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cleaning my oven while listening to radio 2, I used to be so rock and roll

I defrosted my freezer last night.

What the fuck has happened to me?!

I'm hoping it's a phase!

Wait till you get excited about tweezering out a random hair, with a magnifying mirror

What do you mean wait? "

Oh crap .This all sounds so familiar.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"

I know how to do it... alas our system is locked down so much it's surprising I don't need supervision to switch my PC on in the mornings. I mean God forbid we corrupt anything by changing the resolution all by ourselves!

"

Ah, apologies, that wasn't apparent from your OP .

I can understand locking the pcs down, but screen resolution is going a bit far.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I was just leaving some feed back on a questionnaire, filling in the about me.

Age... I'm looking down the drop down

"O No" scrolling down, further and further down..

I think I might just tick the "I'd rather not say button"

And yes I'm having to use the zoom button much more too

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Your alone

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