FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to rant about the knobbers who send me friend requests without speaking to me at all.

Pretty minor but I got it off my chest x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about the knobbers who send me friend requests without speaking to me at all.

Pretty minor but I got it off my chest x"

An early arrival.......

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have noting to rant about

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Just having a bad day and someone I thought would understand didn't. Day got worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

f..ked shoulder still keeping me out of gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready

Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

This 'clock changing' malarkey gets on my fucking tits. Fucks up your internal clock, fucks up the heating, even some of these so-called radio clocks don't change quick enough. Why can't it be left alone? Change your watch, car clocks, fucking nightmare.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think I just accidentally did one :o

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447292#last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sleep!

I've got a toothache that I just paid to fix - well that clearly didn't work did it!

I can't stop thinking about work as well - urgh I want to turn my brain off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have noting to rant about "

Give it time......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just having a bad day and someone I thought would understand didn't. Day got worse! "

If your day is already bad, that's worth a rant.

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Hope your day improves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it still so bloody cold?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"f..ked shoulder still keeping me out of gym

Anything that keeps me away from my classes grinds my gears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready

Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out

You don't owe me anything.

That's the most gentle of rants....

Such a sweet thing, I can't deny you anything. Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This 'clock changing' malarkey gets on my fucking tits. Fucks up your internal clock, fucks up the heating, even some of these so-called radio clocks don't change quick enough. Why can't it be left alone? Change your watch, car clocks, fucking nightmare. "

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready

Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out

You don't owe me anything.

That's the most gentle of rants....

Such a sweet thing, I can't deny you anything. Rant approved.

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm officially a ranter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I just accidentally did one :o

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/447292#last"

NICE AND SHOUTY. Like a good rant should be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't sleep!

I've got a toothache that I just paid to fix - well that clearly didn't work did it!

I can't stop thinking about work as well - urgh I want to turn my brain off!"

Dentists, devils spawn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it still so bloody cold?!?!"

Because the sun's not up yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello OP I believe I owe you a rant well here goes I hope that you are ready

Someone moved all my left handed socks into the right handed sock draw and visa versa its going to take seconds to sort out

You don't owe me anything.

That's the most gentle of rants....

Such a sweet thing, I can't deny you anything. Rant approved.

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh I'm officially a ranter

You're officially lots of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama queens and people who think because youve exchanged a couple of messages you owe them something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op but I can't find anything to rant about other than having to spend £60 on a new bloody tyre as my spare had gone flat because it had gone rotten !!!! So I also need another new tyre because if a tyre is not used it goes rotten . Who new this !!!! Anyway rant over op pkease can I have a tick it would make my day xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/03/16 08:08:52]

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/03/16 08:06:33]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama queens and people who think because youve exchanged a couple of messages you owe them something.

Drama Queens full stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I can't find anything to rant about other than having to spend £60 on a new bloody tyre as my spare had gone flat because it had gone rotten !!!! So I also need another new tyre because if a tyre is not used it goes rotten . Who new this !!!! Anyway rant over op pkease can I have a tick it would make my day xxxxxx

This is a tough one

First you can't find anything to rant about .

Then you have a rant.

Make your bloody mind up!

I'm making my own call.

*ponders.

**rubs chin.....

***considers.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck. "

Is this a queueing related rant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/03/16 08:08:52]"

(Rant not approved by self appointed rant monitor at 31/03/16 08:42:34)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 31/03/16 08:06:33]"

(Rant not approved by self appointed rant monitor at 31/03/16 08:43:44)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we rant about the people who's house we viewed and when we decided it wasn't worth what they were asking three weeks later they report to the police that we stole from them whilst viewing their house coincidently the same day they reduced the asking price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.

Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.

So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.

*Taps foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.

Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.

So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.

*Taps foot

Pretty sure you could have one within the hour if you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to moan about today

Which ironically pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.

Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.

So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.

*Taps foot

Be there in 4 hours wait there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.

Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.

So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.

*Taps foot

Pretty sure you could have one within the hour if you wanted"

Nope. It's the holidays and I am surrounded by small people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.

Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.

So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.

*Taps foot

Pretty sure you could have one within the hour if you wanted

Nope. It's the holidays and I am surrounded by small people!"

Ah kids you wouldn't want to live without them but don't half put a dampener on your sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style.

But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!!

Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a tough one

First you can't find anything to rant about .

Then you have a rant.

Make your bloody mind up!

I'm making my own call.

*ponders.

**rubs chin.....

***considers.......

Rant approved

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yippee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style.

But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!!

Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0) "

This but with couples.

Two couples have blown me off because I didn't reply quickly enough?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we rant about the people who's house we viewed and when we decided it wasn't worth what they were asking three weeks later they report to the police that we stole from them whilst viewing their house coincidently the same day they reduced the asking price "

Of course you can.

Tossers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been a properly ranty week so far, I hope you're not all burnt out.

Let the ranting begin.

I would like to officially complain that I didn't get a hump on hump day and it's not Friday yet.

Consequently I have gone over a week without sex.

So can you hurry up please Friday, I am waiting.

*Taps foot

There's an official hump day?

Why didn't I get that memo?

Not that it would have made a difference, single male profile using the invisible font.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style.

But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!!

Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0)

This but with couples.

Two couples have blown me off because I didn't reply quickly enough?!

And the 'we see you've been online all day' couples... Yeah. It's been on on the Internet on my phone. Chill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style.

But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!!

Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0) "

As Shag would say; they need patience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a tough one

First you can't find anything to rant about .

Then you have a rant.

Make your bloody mind up!

I'm making my own call.

*ponders.

**rubs chin.....

***considers.......

Rant approved

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yippee "

You're easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't usually rant. Not my style.

But why is it when I take more than a few minutes to reply to a message some blokes feel the need to be rude. If I behaved like that is be accused of being to needy!!

Rant over. And thank you. Feel so much better :0)

This but with couples.

Two couples have blown me off because I didn't reply quickly enough?!

What I just said.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!!

OP does that count?

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By *andemma69Couple
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Getting so fed up now with ppl been so rude not replying to messages and more importantly not metting last min... Look st the site your on stop wasting ppl time.... There r way to many fakes on here get a life...

We r looking to meet genuine ladies for some fun

Emma xxx

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Fake cheek kissing ! Pretentious beyond belief ! It is the female equivalent of a man going to shake your hand then at the last second bringing his thumb up to his nose . We are not in France and you ain't a movie star on the red carpet . If you want me to kiss the cheeks on your face .....you're kissing the cheeks of my arse first !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No rants or complaints for me today...so shoot me!

The sun is shining and it's my birthday. Happy girl here.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I dont have the energy to rant .. lost my voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rants or complaints for me today...so shoot me!

The sun is shining and it's my birthday. Happy girl here.

Happy happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about the knobbers who send me friend requests without speaking to me at all.

Pretty minor but I got it off my chest x

An early arrival.......

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Definatly annoying when people don't message you first .. I've messaged a couple and said we only befriend people we've chatted too and we are happy to chat .... Then nothing ... What's the point ? Unless it's just to perve over your friends only pics !!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If like to rant about the lack of sleep I had ..... But I'm too tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to rant about the 'Allen Key'

who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one..

my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand back. I have a rant.

I can't tell you what the rant is as it's TMI and that adds to the rant. Believe me though it's been the cause of my first utterance of the new fangled phrase FML.

FML! Rant not nearly over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have the energy to rant .. lost my voice"

pssttt... you do realise you type on a forum dont you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have the energy to rant .. lost my voice

pssttt... you do realise you type on a forum dont you?

Hahahahahaha you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????"

lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????

lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around "

Just noticed beead lol....

Yea I have to do that but when I'm mid way through jezza I can't be arsed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????

lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around

Just noticed beead lol....

Yea I have to do that but when I'm mid way through jezza I can't be arsed lol"

lol i was dismantling my bed while that was on.. did i miss any eye candy on that show today? lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????

lol mine does that.. i 'pop' t half way through and turn it around

Just noticed beead lol....

Yea I have to do that but when I'm mid way through jezza I can't be arsed lol

lol i was dismantling my bed while that was on.. did i miss any eye candy on that show today? lmao "

Was at the gym this morn so sky+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once I have nothing to rant about today. Bear with, I will no doubt get back to you shortly as in London today so someone will start to grip my shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im VERY disappointed with you OP! I adore your quirky status updates that I see when I look at my local feed, always make me chuckle, BUT today its down right boring! stamps feet in a ranty way, if that's ok with you

I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.

Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!!

OP does that count?"

Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting so fed up now with ppl been so rude not replying to messages and more importantly not metting last min... Look st the site your on stop wasting ppl time.... There r way to many fakes on here get a life...

We r looking to meet genuine ladies for some fun

Emma xxx"

Rnat proavedp

Tciks oxb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fake cheek kissing ! Pretentious beyond belief ! It is the female equivalent of a man going to shake your hand then at the last second bringing his thumb up to his nose . We are not in France and you ain't a movie star on the red carpet . If you want me to kiss the cheeks on your face .....you're kissing the cheeks of my arse first !

High 5, 5 down low.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either"

Because you choose to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If like to rant about the lack of sleep I had ..... But I'm too tired

Come here and snuggle up....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key'

who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one..

my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either

Because you choose to?

Trust me I'm trying to change that

new job or sniper rifle either will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stand back. I have a rant.

I can't tell you what the rant is as it's TMI and that adds to the rant. Believe me though it's been the cause of my first utterance of the new fangled phrase FML.

FML! Rant not nearly over "

Too many TLA's for me to assess your rant accurately

Didn't you get the "no more TLA's" memo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????"

That's a question, not a rant. I'm no expert, but I reckon your toasters fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For once I have nothing to rant about today. Bear with, I will no doubt get back to you shortly as in London today so someone will start to grip my shit! "

Waiting patiently.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do I have to work with a bunch of idiots??!! And don't get me started on this subject either

Because you choose to?

Trust me I'm trying to change that

new job or sniper rifle either will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to rant about........... Hold on to your hats

Why the fuck does my toaster not cook one side of beead and burn the other side??????

That's a question, not a rant. I'm no expert, but I reckon your toasters fucked.

Lucky toaster lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.

Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly.

Thank you but I didn't get a tick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!!

OP does that count?

Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.

Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....

Does that count......

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm a bit annoyed that I get asked most days to meet someone at their hotel as they are 'in the area on business'.

But it's too sunny to go off on one

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake

Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so I was having a fairly cheery day and had no reason to rant, but, duck of the bay has posted that he has lemon drizzle cake, my favourite!!! And I asked really nicely for him to share, and he won't !!!!! So damn my love of lemon drizzle cake and damn mr duck for not sharing, I suppose I will just have to get on with my day with no cake

Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.

Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly.

Thank you but I didn't get a tick

That's easily fixed, especially as I was the cause of your rant.

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over a year ago

"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!!

OP does that count?

Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.

Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....

Does that count......"

That's the risk you take with self appointed thread monitors.

Some of them are a bit cunty.

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over a year ago

"I'm a bit annoyed that I get asked most days to meet someone at their hotel as they are 'in the area on business'.

But it's too sunny to go off on one

Nowt to see here, move along....

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over a year ago

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do.....

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over a year ago

Update to the rant seen the police and found out I'm married to Mary poppins woman accused the Mrs claims she got five bottles of alcohol, a circular saw and a TV in one handbag police think she's a nutjob but had to at least ask

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do....."
. Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

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over a year ago

How's my current update? Better?

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over a year ago

"Update to the rant seen the police and found out I'm married to Mary poppins woman accused the Mrs claims she got five bottles of alcohol, a circular saw and a TV in one handbag police think she's a nutjob but had to at least ask "

"think"

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over a year ago

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

He might have been lying just to tease you. Get confirmation of the existence of cake and I'll see what I can do...... Ooh markoh, said cake exists, mr duck confirmed by trying to withdraw non sharing, and share said cake, all a little to late as I had by then been forced to start my own cake thread, cake2

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so chuffed someone notices my status updates, you just made my day.

Sorry my current one dissapoints, I'll update it for you shortly.

Thank you but I didn't get a tick

That's easily fixed, especially as I was the cause of your rant.

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Yay! lol

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over a year ago

How's my current update? Better?

LOL I love it!!!! Fnaaaaaah

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over a year ago

nr chester

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;

Rant approved.

Ticks box."
. Yay Thankyou,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think cause I spoke to a couple I'm now into females (nothing wrong in that just not the case with me).

Men who get bitter and nasty on here when I don't reply or don't reply how they'd like me to.

People who say "this" after another comment. Just gets on my tits. Sorry

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over a year ago

Well it would appear that myself and Number One Chap have changed our Thursday default places; he is uncharacteristically zen and I am a teeny tiny seething ball of fury!

I came into work nice and early yesterday after a rare day off to find (in a Goldilocks kinda way) that somebody had been using my office. Not a drama I hear you rightly mumble and ordinarily, I agree.

However, they had readjusted my chair to fit their height, likewise my computer monitor. They had cleared all my filing trays, desk paraphernalia and paperwork and stuck it a disorganised heap on top of my filing cabinets. The phone, printer and laptop docking station had been disconnected and they had managed to rip out (yes rip and therefore irreparably snap) eight of the hideous vertical blinds from my window.

Had they attempted to return any of my office kit back to normal? Had they diddly. Had they made any effort to repair the blinds? Of course not, they left them hanging in a sad faded tangle half on the window ledge, mainly tumbling to the floor. Had they even left a little note saying "sorry I have created office Armageddon and am too useless to repair it"? No, the arrogant cock womble just left it.

I spent the first ten minutes of the day balanced atop my desk in my stockinged feet unbending paper clips, poking them through the blinds to re fit them to the running eyes and the following ten returning my office to how I like it.

I know who it was. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

So my rant is thoughtless, arrogant cock wombles from head office.

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over a year ago

nr chester

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;

Rant approved.

Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou,

"
. Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had

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over a year ago

"People who think cause I spoke to a couple I'm now into females (nothing wrong in that just not the case with me).

Men who get bitter and nasty on here when I don't reply or don't reply how they'd like me to.

People who say "this" after another comment. Just gets on my tits. Sorry

Tricky one.......

Specially as I've been known to add "this" to threads.

However, it's your rant, so...

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over a year ago

"Well it would appear that myself and Number One Chap have changed our Thursday default places; he is uncharacteristically zen and I am a teeny tiny seething ball of fury!

I know who it was. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

So my rant is thoughtless, arrogant cock wombles from head office. "

I think you know what I'm going to say......

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Cracking rant!!!!

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over a year ago

"People who think cause I spoke to a couple I'm now into females (nothing wrong in that just not the case with me).

Men who get bitter and nasty on here when I don't reply or don't reply how they'd like me to.

People who say "this" after another comment. Just gets on my tits. Sorry

Tricky one.......

Specially as I've been known to add "this" to threads.

However, it's your rant, so...

Rant approved.

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Thanks

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over a year ago

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;

Rant approved.

Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou,

. Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had

I'm not wholly above bribery...

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over a year ago

nr chester

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;

Rant approved.

Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou,

. Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had

I'm not wholly above bribery...

"
. Well just being careful not to start a riot, but the cake2 thread is hotting up, so far knitter, chilli, longlegs, Sarah and myself are having cake, no spoons or forks, sticky fingers and showers, together, you may want to pop for a look

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over a year ago

Mrs cmy

feeling sulky

hopefully this will be enough confirmation, Thankyou kind sir

As you have been able to confirm existence of said cake;

Rant approved.

Ticks box.. Yay Thankyou,

. Forgot to say that cake is waiting for you mr markoh in the the cake2 thread, any cake of your choice, may I please just say that this is in no way payment for any approved rant that I may have had

I'm not wholly above bribery...

. Well just being careful not to start a riot, but the cake2 thread is hotting up, so far knitter, chilli, longlegs, Sarah and myself are having cake, no spoons or forks, sticky fingers and showers, together, you may want to pop for a look

I'll be there, can't stay for long, lots of work to do here

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Donald Trump and his nonsense about abortion.

Back in the fucking sea!

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over a year ago

"Donald Trump and his nonsense about abortion.

Back in the fucking sea!"

Soooooooooo approved.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I had a proper rant first thing this morning. But I decided not to inflict it on anyone else, emailed myself with it and went back to sleep. Catharsis achieved.

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over a year ago

Worked through my dinner to get the job done, Then cut my thumb and finger right at the ends and now they have ground in oil/dirt and I cant clean them properly

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"No rants or complaints for me today...so shoot me!

The sun is shining and it's my birthday. Happy girl here.

Happy happy birthday

Thank you x

*spreads some of my happiness on the rest of you moaning buggars*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough!

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over a year ago

"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!!

OP does that count?

Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.

Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....

Does that count......

That's the risk you take with self appointed thread monitors.

Some of them are a bit cunty.

Rant approved.

Ticks box."

Thanks cunty chops, mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a meet but feel like I have a fucking coldsore coming.

Stamps feet.

Mrs

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over a year ago

My rant is I've played squash for years now free of charge through situations that others in my group of squash buddies have created now at the club I go to most ,a new woman (Hitler she has been named and not by me ) has started making us pay sacre bleu, sport should be free it should be government funded to encourage our lazy internet and phone addicted kids to exercise

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over a year ago

My rant is aimed at everyone and everything today. Everyone is a cunt and everything is fucked up!!

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over a year ago

MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!!

That didn't make me feel better at all.

Roll on tomorrow

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over a year ago

"My rant is I've played squash for years now free of charge through situations that others in my group of squash buddies have created now at the club I go to most ,a new woman (Hitler she has been named and not by me ) has started making us pay sacre bleu, sport should be free it should be government funded to encourage our lazy internet and phone addicted kids to exercise

Good point but you're hardly a kid so stop being so tight and get it paid for

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over a year ago

"I had a proper rant first thing this morning. But I decided not to inflict it on anyone else, emailed myself with it and went back to sleep. Catharsis achieved.

Do you fancy a job?

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over a year ago

"Worked through my dinner to get the job done, Then cut my thumb and finger right at the ends and now they have ground in oil/dirt and I cant clean them properly

That's not a rant, that's an avoidable accident silly.

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over a year ago

"Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough! "

I never said a word.

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over a year ago

"I'm going to rant at myself if I don't log off here and do something productive!!

OP does that count?

Nope. Public ranting only. Sorry.

Okay, well then I'd like to rant about the OP's rules, what a crock of shite....

Does that count......

That's the risk you take with self appointed thread monitors.

Some of them are a bit cunty.

Rant approved.

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Thanks cunty chops, mwah

Cheeky.....

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over a year ago

"I want a meet but feel like I have a fucking coldsore coming.

Stamps feet.

Mrs "

Come back and rant if you get one. There's no line of credit here madam.

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over a year ago

Fair point.

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over a year ago

"My rant is aimed at everyone and everything today. Everyone is a cunt and everything is fucked up!!"

There there. Have a cup of tea.

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over a year ago

"MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!!

That didn't make me feel better at all.

Roll on tomorrow"

What's happening tomorrow?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck.

Is this a queueing related rant? "

No it's when certain people jump in with an opinion, usually of faux offence, when stepping away from the keyboard/touchpad would have been a better option

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over a year ago

"MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!!

That didn't make me feel better at all.

Roll on tomorrow

What's happening tomorrow?"

My order gets delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald Trump and his nonsense about abortion.

Back in the fucking sea!"
that man is satans spawn

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over a year ago

"Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough!

I never said a word.

My ick drama alarms in overdrive

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over a year ago

Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top.

Even strutting around Morrison's with my trolley and Billy Jean coming through the tannoy. Though it all went a bit wrong when Bee Gees Saturday night fever came on and strutting went into overdrive. Hence no shopping for four mins, just strutting and feeling good.

Got those going through your head now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who give a fuck when it ain't there turn to give a fuck.

Is this a queueing related rant?

No it's when certain people jump in with an opinion, usually of faux offence, when stepping away from the keyboard/touchpad would have been a better option"

I know one of them.

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over a year ago

"MY FUCKING LOVEHONEY ORDER ISNT HERE AND IM FRUSTRATED!!!

That didn't make me feel better at all.

Roll on tomorrow

What's happening tomorrow?

My order gets delivered

Happy time.....

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over a year ago

"Emotional fucking blackmail. Thats it ive had enough!

I never said a word.

My ick drama alarms in overdrive

Take a chill pill......

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over a year ago

"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top.

Got those going through your head now.

I can tell by the way you walk you're a ladies man......

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over a year ago

Today I spent 2 hours in hairdressers after work, only to get soaked on the way back to the car...

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over a year ago

"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top.

Got those going through your head now.

Hahaha I did that once in morrisons, even dos the moonwalk down the veg Isle

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over a year ago

"Today I spent 2 hours in hairdressers after work, only to get soaked on the way back to the car...

Knowing what that's likely to have cost;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just men

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over a year ago

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH What a fuckity bollocky bastardy twatting cuntychopping shitehawking wankish bloody day/week/month!

That is all

[AND BREATHES]

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have noting to rant about

Give it time......

Still nothing

I'm not a ranter, life is good

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Why is it people can't keep their nose out of other people's business?!!!! Getting abuse over a veri left on my profile. FFS!!!!!!!!! OK rant over

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top.

Got those going through your head now.

Can I go shopping with you? You sound like fun

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over a year ago

Can I have a last minute mini rant, well it's actually more of an observation!

Why is it that instead of telling you what they actually think, some prefer to make snidey remarks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just men

"
that's a hair dye isn't it ?

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over a year ago

"Can I have a last minute mini rant, well it's actually more of an observation!

Why is it that instead of telling you what they actually think, some prefer to make snidey remarks...."

They get kicks from it,

All part of their childish mentality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a brilliant day and a spiffing sunset walk with pooch

So sorry nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses."

Lib

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses."

Repartee? Oh, be still, my beating sesquipedalian heart!

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over a year ago

Grantham

"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses."

Lib xxx plus one of these

Hang on, I don't do kisses

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over a year ago

"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key'

who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one..

my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

I did not know this

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over a year ago

I don't know about ranting, but BT and their customer "help line" can fuck the fuck off!

(and then fuck off again).

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over a year ago

Grantham

"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key'

who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one..

my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

I did not know this

I did

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I phoned the Co Op bank today and got put straight through to an English person who helped me and was really polite too

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over a year ago

"I don't know about ranting, but BT and their customer "help line" can fuck the fuck off!

(and then fuck off again)."

They can Fuck off after they've fixed the broadband though

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over a year ago

"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key'

who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one..

my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

I did not know this

I did

OP Kinky is showing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody breathe it's now Friday ahhhhhhhhhh

In and out ahhhhhhhhhh that's better,now go and spread the fucking love

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over a year ago

Grantham

"my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

I did not know this

I did

OP Kinky is showing off"

Ooops

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over a year ago

"my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

I did not know this

I did

OP Kinky is showing off

Ooops

Ahhh it's okay I still lurve you from yesterday

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over a year ago

Grantham

"OP Kinky is showing off

Ooops

Ahhh it's okay I still lurve you from yesterday

Oh that's ok then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just men

All men?

You're not having that.

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over a year ago

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH What a fuckity bollocky bastardy twatting cuntychopping shitehawking wankish bloody day/week/month!

That is all

[AND BREATHES]

Well said.

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over a year ago

"Why is it people can't keep their nose out of other people's business?!!!! Getting abuse over a veri left on my profile. FFS!!!!!!!!! OK rant over "

Yep.

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over a year ago

"Can I have a last minute mini rant, well it's actually more of an observation!

Why is it that instead of telling you what they actually think, some prefer to make snidey remarks...."

Yes you can.

And

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over a year ago

"Had a brilliant day and a spiffing sunset walk with pooch

So sorry nothing to rant about

You're genuinely out hero. Both of you.....

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over a year ago

"It appears from recent threads that flirting has been reduced from amusing repartee to typing a name followed by a few kisses."

I've gone further down than your post yet. But I'm willing to bet some wag has typed Lib and added some kisses.

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over a year ago

"id like to rant about the 'Allen Key'

who the fuck knew they came in different sizes?! cos i didnt.. trying to dismantle my bed with one and the supporting bars in the middle are put together with an ever so slightly smaller one..

my neighbour was pissing himself watching me try before he finally told me..

Everyone (except you) knows this.

I did not know this

Every days a school day.

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over a year ago

"I don't know about ranting, but BT and their customer "help line" can fuck the fuck off!

(and then fuck off again)."

Been there.

Rant most heartily approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen of fab, I thank you for your inputs.

Same again next week?

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over a year ago

My rant is ,ranting can't be over till its over ,I got out the wall side of bed and I'm still happy

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over a year ago

"Sorry no rants today been pretty much tip top.

Got those going through your head now.

Can I go shopping with you? You sound like fun

Quite happily. However rules for shopping with me.

1. Follow the list and add what you like along the way.

2. No browsing and dithering. Buy it or don't.

3. Be prepared for things to be launched from distance into the trolley.

4. Be prepared to strut.

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