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Who would ya like ta live next door too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fa me it would be Stephen Hawkins

And Patrick Moore xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone that had a house on a beach in a hot country...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chef like the hairy bikers or michel roux

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i live next door to the best person ever!!! my dad!!! free shop, great restaurant, car mechanic, handy man, ATM all rolled into one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alice "

wtf is Alice?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Laine, just so I could freak her out every morning and have her son cook for me

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

all of my friends one after the other!

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

johnny depp, just in case he came home pissed one night and "accidently " ended up i my bedroom x

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

Neil Fallon on one side for me (jo) and Mamechiho on the other.

Carl would like Ray Mears & Nigella Lawson :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Hammond and Nigella Lawson or Gordon Ramsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hank Moody aka David Duchovny! He's Gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"johnny depp, just in case he came home pissed one night and "accidently " ended up i my bedroom x"

think Robert Downey Jr did that once....although was more stoned than pissed Oh and it wasn't my bedroom lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Bill Bailey on one side and Davina McCall on t'other. I'd be a very happy bunny!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"i live next door to the best person ever!!! my dad!!! free shop, great restaurant, car mechanic, handy man, ATM all rolled into one "

Can I move in if we soundproof the walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Heff! All that arse over the wall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old macdonld as he had a farm and on that farm he had ............

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"old macdonld as he had a farm and on that farm he had ............"

The trouble is he sold the farm a while ago to finance a chain of fast food restaurants. I hear he's done quite well out of it and they're proving quite popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"old macdonld as he had a farm and on that farm he had ............

The trouble is he sold the farm a while ago to finance a chain of fast food restaurants. I hear he's done quite well out of it and they're proving quite popular."

thanks to EU subsidies no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bill Bailey on one side and Davina McCall on t'other. I'd be a very happy bunny!"

You'd need big ear plugs if Davina lived next door to you, if she shouts all the time like she does on the telly you'd soon get sick of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fa me it would be Stephen Hawkins

And Patrick Moore xx "

Egads! Just looking at Patrick Moore makes me feel I'm only minutes from death. How the hell as that guy managed to keep that body functioning for this long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bill Bailey on one side and Davina McCall on t'other. I'd be a very happy bunny!

You'd need big ear plugs if Davina lived next door to you, if she shouts all the time like she does on the telly you'd soon get sick of her "

I'd second that. Imagine being one of her kids.

"Right! Remember no swearing! Davina's coming to get you!"

"Er, mum, I only wanted some bog roll!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nikola Tesla

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Alice

wtf is Alice? "

I get the joke Jack!

(YouTube Smokey those that don`t!)

If he was still alive, Fred Dibnah! Although I`d need some pretty full pockets of dosh to keep him supplied with Guinness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jools holland, he plays awsome boogiewoogie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jools holland, he plays awsome boogiewoogie x "

he lives in kent in what's left of a castle. went to a wedding in the grounds last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Titchmarsh. I'm obviously already Charlie Dimmockesque, but I'd love him to plan my vegetable rotation so everything doesnt come to fruition at once..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww awsome hes my hero, im a bit jelous now x i play blues piano also (badly) a bit les dawsonish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to live next door to a woman who is too lazy to go to work, doesn't get out of bed until 2.00pm and allows her dos to bark non stop from 7 in the morning, then when she takes them out they shit on the path next to our gate ..

Hang on ..... I already do live beside her,

Ok then I'll have Cheryl Cole on one side and Holly Willoughby on the other.

Thats better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to live next door to a woman who is too lazy to go to work, doesn't get out of bed until 2.00pm and allows her dos to bark non stop from 7 in the morning, then when she takes them out they shit on the path next to our gate ..

Hang on ..... I already do live beside her,

Ok then I'll have Cheryl Cole on one side and Holly Willoughby on the other.

Thats better "

put chillies or chillli powder in some dog food at the gate - that'll stop it. We had that problem - did that for days. The dog had the runs for weeks and the owner couldnt figure out why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonathan Ross - he has some great parties would hope he'd invite the neighbours x

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bishop Desmond Tutu.

I figure if i ran out of milk he wouldn't turn me away and he has a a cool laugh.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin

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By *LBishCouple
over a year ago

near bury st edmunds

Will smith and turn him into a swinger, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to live next door to a woman who is too lazy to go to work, doesn't get out of bed until 2.00pm and allows her dos to bark non stop from 7 in the morning, then when she takes them out they shit on the path next to our gate ..

Hang on ..... I already do live beside her,

Ok then I'll have Cheryl Cole on one side and Holly Willoughby on the other.

Thats better

put chillies or chillli powder in some dog food at the gate - that'll stop it. We had that problem - did that for days. The dog had the runs for weeks and the owner couldnt figure out why."

I know Holly's pregnant but didn't realise she had a craving for dog food... how can you make Cheryl eat it though?

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