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 cant sleep with that monster flying round can i ffs | |||
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"hides under the covers and adds to the cry for help!! spiders i can do...flying things - noooo!!" thanx, that helps lol x | |||
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"hides under the covers and adds to the cry for help!! spiders i can do...flying things - noooo!! thanx, that helps lol x" Put a table lamp on and wait for it to go to it. Then whack it  | |||
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"hides under the covers and adds to the cry for help!! spiders i can do...flying things - noooo!! thanx, that helps lol x Put a table lamp on and wait for it to go to it. Then whack it "how does whacking a lamp help get rid of a moth?  | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x" You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait. | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait." then the lamp falls off and smashes  | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes "No you leave the lamp still. sit there with rolled up copy of OK. Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing! | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes No you leave the lamp still.
sit there with rolled up copy of OK.
Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing! "i gotta wait till it lands tho, or how else do i wack it lol p.s i cant hear it buzzing, well nit the moth lol | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes No you leave the lamp still.
sit there with rolled up copy of OK.
Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing!
i gotta wait till it lands tho, or how else do i wack it lol
p.s i cant hear it buzzing,
well nit the moth lol "havent got a copy of OK to hand...will "the lady" do | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes No you leave the lamp still.
sit there with rolled up copy of OK.
Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing!
i gotta wait till it lands tho, or how else do i wack it lol
p.s i cant hear it buzzing,
well nit the moth lol "Your just playing dumb till i offer to come and sort things out you are
Well there will be no buzzing if i do but i cant promise that your arms will not be thrashing about in other ways | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes No you leave the lamp still.
sit there with rolled up copy of OK.
Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing!
i gotta wait till it lands tho, or how else do i wack it lol
p.s i cant hear it buzzing,
well nit the moth lol
havent got a copy of OK to hand...will "the lady" do"Nooooo you got a buzzy prob too??? | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes No you leave the lamp still.
sit there with rolled up copy of OK.
Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing!
i gotta wait till it lands tho, or how else do i wack it lol
p.s i cant hear it buzzing,
well nit the moth lol
havent got a copy of OK to hand...will "the lady" do
Nooooo you got a buzzy prob too???"nothing a new set of batteries wont solve  | |||
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"pmsl snap lol x You whack the buzzy thing, the lamp is bait.then the lamp falls off and smashes No you leave the lamp still.
sit there with rolled up copy of OK.
Buzzy thing comes to la,p and WHACK! dead buzzy thing!
i gotta wait till it lands tho, or how else do i wack it lol
p.s i cant hear it buzzing,
well nit the moth lol
havent got a copy of OK to hand...will "the lady" do
Nooooo you got a buzzy prob too???
nothing a new set of batteries wont solve "Mmmm want me to pop down with a spare set? | |||
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"all the lights r off, can hear it flying into things "Well it will come to your laptop screen then. Im going to have to pop over and sort your prob out at this rate or you wont get any sleep! | |||
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When I got in after midnight the room was black, and I'm not joking when I say black, with midgies - the walls, the ceiling, everywhere I looked was swarming. No good spraying them, the room would have been filled with dead midgies - even worse
So - the vacuum cleaner to the rescue ! I actually had to hoover the blasted things up, took me about half an hour but it did the trick, so next time you get a moth in the bedroom - suck it up with the long pipe from the Dyson | |||
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"I live near the river and one evening I went out leaving the bedroom light burning and a window open
When I got in after midnight the room was black, and I'm not joking when I say black, with midgies - the walls, the ceiling, everywhere I looked was swarming. No good spraying them, the room would have been filled with dead midgies - even worse
So - the vacuum cleaner to the rescue ! I actually had to hoover the blasted things up, took me about half an hour but it did the trick, so next time you get a moth in the bedroom - suck it up with the long pipe from the Dyson "what if you dont have a hoover???? | |||
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"when you go to bed, put the hall light on and your bedroom one off, it iwll fly out of the door to the light, then close it quickly....sod who ever else is in the house, you will get peaceful sleep lol "Ahhh but thats the point she did fall asleep! What a &*$$£$ !!!
I suggest
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"Alternatively a flame thrower does the trick - does nothing for the interior decor, but gets rid of the moth Or you could whack it with your free copy of the Metro" oh!...thank christ I have a flame thrower.....lol | |||
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"Check list for a good nights sleep in hot weather.... Windows open... Fan on in one room blowing air through.... Lightweight quilt .. if any. Big feck off can of raid instant kill anything fookin flying "LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Moths I can cope with but I have a phobia of crane flys... you know the flying daddy long legs things.....*shudders* abomination to nature they are with all there dangling legs......... | |||
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"Hubby was in the bath last night and there was a spider on the floor as big as his hand (honest). He tries to squish it with a tissue box but it only lost two legs and then hobbled off at the speed of light. God knows where it went - I checked under beds, ceilings, walls, but couldn't find it so we eventually went to bed hoping it wouldn't make another appearance. Still haven't seen it this morning, so guess it must have made it's getaway through a window (hopefully lol) "It will grow those two legs back, round up all it's insectazoid chums and be back round your place with a vengeance. Mark my words and call me evil if I'm wrong hehehe | |||
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"Hubby was in the bath last night and there was a spider on the floor as big as his hand (honest). He tries to squish it with a tissue box but it only lost two legs and then hobbled off at the speed of light. God knows where it went - I checked under beds, ceilings, walls, but couldn't find it so we eventually went to bed hoping it wouldn't make another appearance. Still haven't seen it this morning, so guess it must have made it's getaway through a window (hopefully lol)
It will grow those two legs back, round up all it's insectazoid chums and be back round your place with a vengeance. Mark my words and call me evil if I'm wrong hehehe "oh you evil evil man!!! | |||
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"Hubby was in the bath last night and there was a spider on the floor as big as his hand (honest). He tries to squish it with a tissue box but it only lost two legs and then hobbled off at the speed of light. God knows where it went - I checked under beds, ceilings, walls, but couldn't find it so we eventually went to bed hoping it wouldn't make another appearance. Still haven't seen it this morning, so guess it must have made it's getaway through a window (hopefully lol)
It will grow those two legs back, round up all it's insectazoid chums and be back round your place with a vengeance. Mark my words and call me evil if I'm wrong hehehe oh you evil evil man!!! "I was out today buying cans of Crawling Insect Spray so I'm armed and dangerous! Cone to think of it, could use it on the Dorises | |||
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"nothing scares me, not even doris's ....am hard u see" Not argueing there... Any Dave with half an arm up her fud and half up her jacksie is well ard in my book... wespwect.. (sorry PD lol) | |||
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"nothing scares me, not even doris's ....am hard u see Not argueing there... Any Dave with half an arm up her fud and half up her jacksie is well ard in my book... wespwect.. (sorry PD lol) " | |||
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