FabSwingers.com forum: I've cut my profile down

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

I think it's better than mine. Wish I'd thought of a couple of phrases you've used.

Cunt.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself?"
don't need many words, just a few of the right ones

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

"Alternatively sitting in a suburban coffee shop having wild, whispered and wholly inappropriate conversation" roll on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones"

Totally agree, best to stick to facts and not waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones"

Markoh suggested one, cunt

Sorry couldn't resist it!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I never waffle. I do pontificate

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones

Markoh suggested one, cunt

Sorry couldn't resist it!"

If it's so good he should use it himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones

Markoh suggested one, cunt

Sorry couldn't resist it!"

Noooooooo, I meant he was a cunt for having a better profile than me, not that he IS a Cunt.

Although now you mention it.....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need many worda for an accurate description of yourself? don't need many words, just a few of the right ones

Markoh suggested one, cunt

Sorry couldn't resist it!

Noooooooo, I meant he was a cunt for having a better profile than me, not that he IS a Cunt.

Although now you mention it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious

Mrs

He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good 'un fella - a couple of public pics would be the icing on the cake.

It's made me realise that I need a revamp and update to mine soon

And I don't think you're a cunt. Maybe a fanny. Not a cunt

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you being an attention whore again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you being an attention whore again?

Only on days with a Y in them.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Are you being an attention whore again?

I need validation

It's different

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I never waffle. I do pontificate "

So what you are saying is that you might consider consuming Waffles in Pontefract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never waffle. I do pontificate

So what you are saying is that you might consider consuming Waffles in Pontefract

Or pontefract cakes on waffles....

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious

Mrs

He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious

Mrs

He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...

Cunt

Sorry, should have tipped you off there was interest. Bro code an' all that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really like your profile. Shame there's no more pics of you. Although your back one looks delicious

Mrs

He's not listening, he's on another thread eating sweets...

Cunt

We think it's certainly one of the best profiles we have seen , so well done

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love your profile but tbh I can't remember what it was like before! It reads really well. Your sense of humour shines through. I think you'd be great company and its a shame we couldn't meet up a couple of weeks ago.

Perhaps you can put some more pics on so I can perve on them until next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love your profile but tbh I can't remember what it was like before! It reads really well. Your sense of humour shines through. I think you'd be great company and its a shame we couldn't meet up a couple of weeks ago.

Perhaps you can put some more pics on so I can perve on them until next time

Don't encourage him ffs.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pics are in short supply until I find someone to model for

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Pics are in short supply until I find someone to model for"

You can photoshop some of mine if you are feeling insufficient bruv

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't wear hats or saucepans

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't wear hats or saucepans "

Ha ha, you remember Minxie then? Crikey, that was a scenario

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Perhaps you can put some more pics on so I can perve on them until next time

Don't encourage him ffs.

Ooopsy sorry, I wasn't thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

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yea it goes on a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

Is it something to do with bottoms?

No, hold on, weddings?

No no no, it's a film title?

I'm right aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on.. He hasn't mentioned what chocolates they are yet..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

Is it something to do with bottoms?

No, hold on, weddings?

No no no, it's a film title?

I'm right aren't I?

Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I don't wear hats or saucepans

Ha ha, you remember Minxie then? Crikey, that was a scenario

Some legends are passed down through the generations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

Is it something to do with bottoms?

No, hold on, weddings?

No no no, it's a film title?

I'm right aren't I?

Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it

Really? I've "never" seen the ad or heard the jingle.

Well, when I say "never".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

Is it something to do with bottoms?

No, hold on, weddings?

No no no, it's a film title?

I'm right aren't I?

Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it

Ooh, and you're not ancient.

Phew.

#closecall

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

Is it something to do with bottoms?

No, hold on, weddings?

No no no, it's a film title?

I'm right aren't I?

Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it

Ooh, and you're not ancient.

Phew.

#closecall"

Just squeezed in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has the "ring of confidence" about it.

Anyone who gets that reference is as sad as me

Is it something to do with bottoms?

No, hold on, weddings?

No no no, it's a film title?

I'm right aren't I?

Nope! An old advert years ago used the line "the Colgate ring of confidence" only very ancient people such as myself remember it

Ooh, and you're not ancient.

Phew.

#closecall

Just squeezed in there

It was a good save, I should be the England goalkeeper....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never waffle. I do pontificate

So what you are saying is that you might consider consuming Waffles in Pontefract

Soooo I have the Waffles

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not happy with mine either.

It's too long.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm not happy with mine either.

It's too long."

You wouldn't hear a man saying that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm not happy with mine either.

It's too long.

You wouldn't hear a man saying that

They tell me my profile is too long often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still a bit long....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

I'm going to copy and paste it into my profile, without the word "desperately" of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

I'm going to copy and paste it into my profile, without the word "desperately" of course.

Hahaha, go on I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

I'm going to copy and paste it into my profile, without the word "desperately" of course.

Hahaha, go on I dare you

Nah, that would be cuntish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, it reads well.

My personal perspective is that more pics is better

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

I pruned my profile right back too, but it still attracts the bees to my nectar

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

I pruned my profile right back too, but it still attracts the bees to my nectar

Stop stalking me. You know I have platinum membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have changed my profile, cut a lot of the fluff out. I'm still not happy with it, it's still not an accurate picture of me.

I pruned my profile right back too, but it still attracts the bees to my nectar

Stop stalking me. You know I have platinum membership

But no mini mars bars......

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

Noted and amended

Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

Noted and amended

Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?"

Ooo .My favourite, lemon bonbons, you sharing?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

Noted and amended

Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?

Ooo .My favourite, lemon bonbons, you sharing?

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with you? Always

Should be able to fab my av now too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

There's a strange lack of any reference to Star Wars. You're either part of the Rebel Alliance or not so put up or shut up and if you can't stand the heat of the empire kictchen then don't go in it and stay in the drawing room, is what I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

Noted and amended

Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?

Ooo .My favourite, lemon bonbons, you sharing?

with you? Always

Should be able to fab my av now too"

Done.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

My advice? Delete it and don't start again. Stalking....Ha and double Ha!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If I want advice from you Steve!

Flounces off indignantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I want advice from you Steve!

Flounces off indignantly"

No one flounces quite like you...

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"If I want advice from you Steve!

Flounces off indignantly

No one flounces quite like you...

Not now that Soxy is on a sabbatical, perhaps Rachael could step up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I want advice from you Steve!

Flounces off indignantly

No one flounces quite like you...

Not now that Soxy is on a sabbatical, perhaps Rachael could step up

Where is Soxy? Not unlos

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Not unlos Soxy will be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not unlos Soxy will be back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@_olgate.

I think you should make your avatar pic public

Text wise I think it's pretty good, it's easy to read & funny. Although I am thinking is 'desperately' the best word to use at the very beginning?

Noted and amended

Now where are those charity lemon bonbons?"

Stop the press!

Someone has acted on my suggestion

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Go fab it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go fab it now!

Sorted

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Looks decent

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