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"You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?" Which direction would the other guard tell me to go if I want to live? Then go the other way. | |||
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"You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?" the time | |||
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"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. " e | |||
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"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. " E x | |||
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"You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?" If I asked the _other_ guard, which door would he indicate leads to Paradise?" Take the door opposite to what's indicated! Regardless of whom you ask, they'll point to the wrong door. | |||
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"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. " Either I'm the doctor or kinky butler . . BOOM!! LOL | |||
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"You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?" Are you a swinger by any chance ? | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I???????" the sea | |||
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"What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?" E | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I???????the sea" Nope! | |||
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"What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?" e | |||
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"What's is there, 2 times in a week, once a year, but never in a month?" E | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I???????" A blue waffle? | |||
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"A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear? Sarah " White, North Pole. Thankyou thankyou. | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A blue waffle?" Nope!!! This is a really hard one I bet no one at all will get this! | |||
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"I am the beginning of eternity, and the end of time and space, I'm the beginning of every end and the end of every place. " E | |||
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"A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear? Sarah White, North Pole. Thankyou thankyou." Correct | |||
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"You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?" I'm the bus driver duh!! It's my name!! | |||
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"You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?" karen | |||
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"A bear walks south for one kilometre, then it walks west for one kilometre, then it walks north for one kilometre and ends up at the same point from which it started. What colour was the bear? Sarah " White - obviously! | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I???????" A depressed Incredible Hulk? | |||
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"You're the bus driver, 3 people get on then another 9, 5 people get off and another 6 get on. What's the bus drivers name?" Well, I'm in Wales, and as I'm the bus driver that means my name must be Dave... (It's a proven rule in Wales...!) I'm also confused... | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A depressed Incredible Hulk?" Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision. | |||
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"You are entering a building. You can turn left or right. One direction leads to certain death. On the left is a guard. On the right is a guard. One always lies. One always tells the truth. What question do you ask?" | |||
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"What's green and hard? " Kermit watching porn? | |||
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"What's green and hard? Kermit watching porn? " Close... It's a frog with a flick knife | |||
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"What's green and hard? Kermit watching porn? Close... It's a frog with a flick knife " What's white and deadly? | |||
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"What's green and hard? Kermit watching porn? Close... It's a frog with a flick knife What's white and deadly?" Sperm! | |||
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"What's green and hard? Kermit watching porn? Close... It's a frog with a flick knife What's white and deadly? Sperm!" A fridge in a tree | |||
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"Here's one I just read. There are two sisters, each gives birth to the other, who are they?" Day and night | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A depressed Incredible Hulk? Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision." I'm still thinking about this one. | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A depressed Incredible Hulk? Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision. I'm still thinking about this one." Its a hard one this, think about something that you can smash rather than pick up or move! | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A depressed Incredible Hulk? Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision. I'm still thinking about this one. Its a hard one this, think about something that you can smash rather than pick up or move!" it's not the earth is it? Maybe I'm being dumb lol | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A depressed Incredible Hulk? Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision. I'm still thinking about this one. Its a hard one this, think about something that you can smash rather than pick up or move! it's not the earth is it? Maybe I'm being dumb lol" No dude, it's something more personable to our everyday items than the whole of earth lol Once someone gets the right answer loads of people will have that palm to face oooooh expression! | |||
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"I am green in colour but blue on the inside, I can not be picked up nor moved. What am I??????? A depressed Incredible Hulk? Nope. Another clue... it's deadly in sound and is able to see triple vision. I'm still thinking about this one." How have you not got it by now?! | |||
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"How do you confuse an idiot?" I don't know, how do people get you confused? | |||
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"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused? " nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail | |||
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"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused? nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail " Not really, not knowing doesn't equal being confused | |||
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"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused? nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail Not really, not knowing doesn't equal being confused " need a hand with that shovel? | |||
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"what's green and smells of pork?" Kermit's cock | |||
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"H You Googled that." No....just blindingly obvious. I had it figured before I had finished reading your OP! | |||
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"How do you confuse an idiot? I don't know, how do people get you confused? nice try - but the first part of your sentence was an unfortunate fail Not really, not knowing doesn't equal being confused need a hand with that shovel? " Nah, you got fucking rekt son | |||
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"H You Googled that. No....just blindingly obvious. I had it figured before I had finished reading your OP!" Got on then... the answer... | |||
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