FabSwingers.com forum: Someone save me

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

From myself...

Today I've squashed my left nad between my phone and my thigh,.. and I've now dropped two Maris piper potatoes on my toes..

Clumsy Darryl today.

Ever get days where you're a danger to yourself.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From myself...

Today I've squashed my left nad between my phone and my thigh,.. and I've now dropped two Maris piper potatoes on my toes..

Clumsy Darryl today.

Ever get days where you're a danger to yourself.

well look on the bright side, it wasn't one of your nad that fell on your toes

By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"From myself...

Today I've squashed my left nad between my phone and my thigh,.. and I've now dropped two Maris piper potatoes on my toes..

Clumsy Darryl today.

Ever get days where you're a danger to yourself.

My brain and my body are usually disconnected to an extent where I'm an almost constant danger to myself. I'm forever cutting myself, burning myself, tripping over things, stubbing toes...

My head is up in the clouds most of the time.