FabSwingers.com forum: Charity sweets

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's dead at work today and I'm bored beyond belief. There is a new box of charity sweets on the counter and someone has already beaten me to the wine gums the twat!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

As with everything in this world - you snooze, you lose! lol

I'll share a bag of Tangfastics with you, if it'll make you feel any better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd feel the same if it had been midget gems.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers"

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say midget ?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Did someone say midget ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im obsessed with boiled sweets got a massive jar full of them. I dont eat them i keep them just incase might have one a week if that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?"

NO No No...Midget Gems are in a league of there own

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?

NO No No...Midget Gems are in a league of there own"

Well, that told me, then... *quietly slinks out the side door blushing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?"

No, no. They are tiny biscuits with hard icing on the top. Entirely different.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?

No, no. They are tiny biscuits with hard icing on the top. Entirely different."

I thought they were called Iced Gems... now I'm confused!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gloswingers are now looking for a midget to ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?

No, no. They are tiny biscuits with hard icing on the top. Entirely different.

I thought they were called Iced Gems... now I'm confused!

Quite right. I am showing my ignorance of small iced biscuits for which I unreservedly apologize.

My turn to slink out of the room.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?

No, no. They are tiny biscuits with hard icing on the top. Entirely different.

I thought they were called Iced Gems... now I'm confused!

Quite right. I am showing my ignorance of small iced biscuits for which I unreservedly apologize.

My turn to slink out of the room."

Aw, come back - what's an Iced Midget Gem between friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody touches the midget gems or the white chocolate dragees. The old boys snap up the toffees in the brightly coloured wrappers

Hang on a sec; aren't Midget Gems just little Wine Gums?

No, no. They are tiny biscuits with hard icing on the top. Entirely different.

I thought they were called Iced Gems... now I'm confused!

Quite right. I am showing my ignorance of small iced biscuits for which I unreservedly apologize.

My turn to slink out of the room.

Aw, come back - what's an Iced Midget Gem between friends?"

No, really, I am too embarrassed now. And, no matter how talented he may be, I would always feel like I was taking advantage of the little fellow. I would direct him to gloswingers, I think, where he would be greater appreciated.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pmsl

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Costco sell Jelly Belly jelly beans in 1.8kg jars, (about £15).

I was sooo tempted last time I was there. I had to calculate the total calories in the jar and imagine the effects on my jelly belly to stop myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say midget ?

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Careful

just can't help yourselves can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops back in .... Thinks for a moment ..... Resists the temptation and leaves

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Finally! My specialist subject!

Midget gems: small, chewy, fruit flavoured gummy sweets

Wine gums: larger hard jelly type sweets with a lingering after flavour,

Ice gems: hard little biscuits around 1cm in diameter with really hard icing piped on the top. Perfect for children's parties.

I'll get my coat.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Does anyone eat the chocolate peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone eat the chocolate peanuts "

No one.

For olde school sweeties search a website called a quarter of

No spaces obvs......

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Does anyone eat the chocolate peanuts

No one.

For olde school sweeties search a website called a quarter of

No spaces obvs......

They don't sell them in quarters, they sell them by grammes. I was going to get on to trading standards about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone eat the chocolate peanuts

No one.

For olde school sweeties search a website called a quarter of

No spaces obvs......

They don't sell them in quarters, they sell them by grammes. I was going to get on to trading standards about that"

Have a rant tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any love hearts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone eat the chocolate peanuts

No one.

For olde school sweeties search a website called a quarter of

No spaces obvs......

We have an old fashioned sweet shop where i live, not been in there yet as i know i would never leave.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Any love hearts ?"

Not in this box.

I should have got the jelly beans though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any love hearts ?

Not in this box.

I should have got the jelly beans though "

Candy shrimps?

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No candy shrimps, no sweet bananas.

Yes to humbugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No candy shrimps, no sweet bananas.

Yes to humbugs"

Chocolate raisins?

#dissapointedatthecandyshrimpsituation

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Always chocolate raisins, they are my default option

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

The midget gums and jelly beans are mine, although I am willing to share xx

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Who wants the cola bottles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're old when you are willing to kneecap some fucker with your walking stick just because he had the last werthers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say midget ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Who wants the cola bottles?"

Shag likes them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm usually tempted not to buy them as my experience with peripheral tat flogging for charity is that very little gets to the charity and even less to actually helping others.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My selfish desires to quench my taste for sweets usurps and thought about where the profits go or whether the excess will go to a worthy cause. I would say more but it is interfering with my search for mini mars bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My selfish desires to quench my taste for sweets usurps and thought about where the profits go or whether the excess will go to a worthy cause. I would say more but it is interfering with my search for mini mars bars "

King sized Mars bars make ideal normal sized Mars bars, for giants.

Normal sized Mars bars make ideal king sized Mars bars for dwarfs, as well as fun sized ones for giants.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

King sized Mars bars make marianne Faithful go ooh!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I found the wine gums!

Who wants a jelly bean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found the wine gums!

Who wants a jelly bean?"

You found the wine gums but offer us jelly beans?

Cheeky bastard......

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's the way I roll baby

I am saving the jelly beans for Dee Viante

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King sized Mars bars make ideal normal sized Mars bars, for giants.

Normal sized Mars bars make ideal king sized Mars bars for dwarfs, as well as fun sized ones for giants."

Dwarf you say ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King sized Mars bars make ideal normal sized Mars bars, for giants.

Normal sized Mars bars make ideal king sized Mars bars for dwarfs, as well as fun sized ones for giants.

Dwarf you say ?

I wondered how long it would take you.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'll chuck in the midget gems too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would have thought such an innocent thread could evoke anything ...... Ahhhhh..... No , it's not gonna happen .... So just stop already

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sweet thought though

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