FabSwingers.com forum: Comedy value forum matches

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Step right up Diamonds and any other matchmakers.

Hit us with your comedy forum matches.

Let's keep it light-hearted and fin though eh, people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step right up Diamonds and any other matchmakers.

Hit us with your comedy forum matches.

Let's keep it light-hearted and fin though eh, people?"

Oh this will be fun

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm up for this, I could do with a laugh today

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tell us who you'd match up then

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Now the pressure is on to really think about this

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dee viante and Mikki Maraschino

Identical twins, separated at birth

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Ooooooo. ... I was matched up with 2 hot guys last time xxxxx

Suzi

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wasp Hunter and Sexybrain. I'd love to sit back and just watch the conversation. Plus I think they'd both enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasp Hunter and Sexybrain. I'd love to sit back and just watch the conversation. Plus I think they'd both enjoy it."

Yes please!!!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee viante and Mikki Maraschino

Identical twins, separated at birth"

I think Mikki might have a bit of a problem with you when she sees this

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

'Most profiles' and the Headless Horseman....obviously with his bottom half exposed!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Everknows and Dee viante

Winners of the avatar challenge "look like your secret crush"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondsmiles and walkingtaff.. be funny seeing them try and keep pooch away from the cats

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Everknows and Dee viante

Winners of the avatar challenge "look like your secret crush""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everknows and Dee viante

Winners of the avatar challenge "look like your secret crush""

He's on a roll

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Suppose the obvious is

Brightonsteve and gentlemen ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everknows and Dee viante

Winners of the avatar challenge "look like your secret crush""

Just because we've both got pretty fair hair

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Suppose the obvious is

Brightonsteve and gentlemen ben"

Match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooo. ... I was matched up with 2 hot guys last time xxxxx

Suzi"

You lucky thing Be great if I was matched up with 2 fit girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merryteaser and Liam92

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dee viante and sexybrain cause i got a warped sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would yo match me with?? Given my obvious controversial nature hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92"

If I can supervise of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course"

Can I help you there Mrs mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everknows and Dee viante

Winners of the avatar challenge "look like your secret crush"

Just because we've both got pretty fair hair"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Shagtonight and grannycrumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dee viante and sexybrain cause i got a warped sense of humour"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Soxy and shag

"More of a man than you'll ever be, more a woman than you'll ever get!"

Nb: quote courtesy of the film "car wash"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight and grannycrumpet"

I'd put grannycrumpet with Lib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!"

Goes without saying for sure

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Shagtonight and grannycrumpet

I'd put grannycrumpet with Lib!"

Imnoangel with Lib! FTW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight and grannycrumpet

I'd put grannycrumpet with Lib!

Imnoangel with Lib! FTW."

Oh god, how could I miss that one? You are, of course, correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92"

To be in the middle of that sandwich.... *sighs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

Stop your whinging lad and get on with it

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee viante and sexybrain cause i got a warped sense of humour"

No comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for height extremes.

Thing 2 & Lickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View and Tina Titz

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Diamondsmiles and Trademark.

Cos I'm getting my own back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ShagTonight & CheekyChops :D

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm going for height extremes.

Thing 2 & Lickety

Haha! She's already obsessed with his nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MikeC & Ligeia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamondsmiles and Trademark.

Cos I'm getting my own back

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gloswingers and Licketysplit

Doesn't quite match up with one of there fantasies but it's pretty close

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Gloswingers and howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would yo match me with?? Given my obvious controversial nature hahahaha"

I think you and TinaTitz would be a good match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagtonight and grannycrumpet

I'd put grannycrumpet with Lib!

Imnoangel with Lib! FTW."

In a locked cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow..... Fun....

I think I would want to put diamond Joe with just about everyone to watch the sparks fly and also to watch when they don't get his humour ....

Trademark with the most humourless as it would drive him mad.....

Blady with a nurse - please find him

One.... so his dreams can come true ....

And poochs owner with someone who wants chill and walks xxxxx

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The-doors and mixedbcouple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe nobodies matched me up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Awe nobodies matched me up

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its just a case of people coming up with odd couples not just choosing someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard"

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Diamondsmiles and Brightonsteve

To see if his technique has improved

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A bloke from 'ull and a moth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awe nobodies matched me up

due to the 'needy' element..

Wardy and SexyBrain

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

MissTress and MissTARess

That should cause some consternation among the dyslexics

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Thenidan and teabags.

If they don't get on they can always spar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course"

Haha I was just about to offer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dee and Vara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awe nobodies matched me up

due to the 'needy' element..

Wardy and SexyBrain "

Hahahaha touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and Licketysplit

Doesn't quite match up with one of there fantasies but it's pretty close"

Bwahahahahaha.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

After merryteasers recent confession about bath bombs and pedicures, im going to be wearing the trousers in this partnership. Can any ladies help him find his balls

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dee viante and liam82

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back Ryan & Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my right hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and Licketysplit

Doesn't quite match up with one of there fantasies but it's pretty close"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

After merryteasers recent confession about bath bombs and pedicures, im going to be wearing the trousers in this partnership. Can any ladies help him find his balls

It would seem honesty is not always the best policy

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee viante and liam82"

You are pushing your luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dee viante and liam82"
I'm not that old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter and Colgate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

After merryteasers recent confession about bath bombs and pedicures, im going to be wearing the trousers in this partnership. Can any ladies help him find his balls

It would seem honesty is not always the best policy

Don't you worry handsome. In almost very soon we can cleanse tone and moisturise to our hearts content. Oh & shag too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

After merryteasers recent confession about bath bombs and pedicures, im going to be wearing the trousers in this partnership. Can any ladies help him find his balls

cute couple when's the wedding?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Da fuq

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

After merryteasers recent confession about bath bombs and pedicures, im going to be wearing the trousers in this partnership. Can any ladies help him find his balls

It would seem honesty is not always the best policy

Don't you worry handsome. In almost very soon we can cleanse tone and moisturise to our hearts content. Oh & shag too. "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

in the interests of detente

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover "

I'm not sure he would ever recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I'm sure Howard is quite resilient

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I actually like this match-up! gloswingers are a bit of a secret fantasy of mine. I'm not quite as innocent as many may think. Their level of filth is actually right up my alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I actually like this match-up! gloswingers are a bit of a secret fantasy of mine. I'm not quite as innocent as many may think. Their level of filth is actually right up my alley

I knew it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I actually like this match-up! gloswingers are a bit of a secret fantasy of mine. I'm not quite as innocent as many may think. Their level of filth is actually right up my alley

"
its all an act, they are Jehovah's witnesses and will strive to convert you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I actually like this match-up! gloswingers are a bit of a secret fantasy of mine. I'm not quite as innocent as many may think. Their level of filth is actually right up my alley

Yay !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I actually like this match-up! gloswingers are a bit of a secret fantasy of mine. I'm not quite as innocent as many may think. Their level of filth is actually right up my alley

its all an act, they are Jehovah's witnesses and will strive to convert you"

Ha ha !

We would get in like a house on fire as I love to keep my socks on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gloswingers and howard

I think I would be their more extreme comedy match up

Poor Howard

I'm sure I could help him recover

I'm not sure he would ever recover

I actually like this match-up! gloswingers are a bit of a secret fantasy of mine. I'm not quite as innocent as many may think. Their level of filth is actually right up my alley

I'm not surprised one bit, Howard has lots of different layers to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would have thought a joke thread would be so good at matching people up on here?

You're all just a bunch of match-makers at heart!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Would anyone find a match for me I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seawitch and bold girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merryteaser and Liam92

If I can supervise of course

Can I help you there Mrs mac

Absolutely gorgeous girl. If it's happening it's not happening without us!

Goes without saying for sure

animals! Ive got feelings you know, I'm not just a piece of meat in a butchers window

After merryteasers recent confession about bath bombs and pedicures, im going to be wearing the trousers in this partnership. Can any ladies help him find his balls

It would seem honesty is not always the best policy

Don't you worry handsome. In almost very soon we can cleanse tone and moisturise to our hearts content. Oh & shag too.

My skin regime doesn't match up with that. Friday's aren't for cleansing, toning or moisturising...can we just skip to the shagging part?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Teabag and manwithgoldengun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib! and ErectJim.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I've got it!

Scarlet Seduction and Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone find a match for me I wonder

Erm... Will I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! I've got it!

Scarlet Seduction and Clem.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Oh! I've got it!

Scarlet Seduction and Clem.

Terrible match!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring back Ryan & Dave

The pervert wanted me to cum on him the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring back Ryan & Dave

The pervert wanted me to cum on him the other day!"

has he given up on sheep then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

I agree as much as i disagree. I actually think we would have a lot to talk about

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

I agree as much as i disagree. I actually think we would have a lot to talk about

I think so too but that doesn't mean Colgate isn't in trouble for stirring!

I'm matching him with Diamondjoe who I am sure would have a correctional effect on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

I agree as much as i disagree. I actually think we would have a lot to talk about

I think so too but that doesn't mean Colgate isn't in trouble for stirring!

I'm matching him with Diamondjoe who I am sure would have a correctional effect on him

Just whip out your strp on he will run a mile

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

I agree as much as i disagree. I actually think we would have a lot to talk about

I think so too but that doesn't mean Colgate isn't in trouble for stirring!

I'm matching him with Diamondjoe who I am sure would have a correctional effect on him

Just whip out your strp on he will run a mile

He'd probably enjoy it, the dirty so and so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun"

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages..."
i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

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he did amuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages... i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

he'd have loved to know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

he did amuse me

I just searched him, only because I haven't seen a controversial thread from him. He's still here.

Do you think he's 'man' enough for teabags though? He did say he had one of the biggest cocks on this island we call Britain

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

he did amuse me

I just searched him, only because I haven't seen a controversial thread from him. He's still here.

Do you think he's 'man' enough for teabags though? He did say he had one of the biggest cocks on this island we call Britain

The photo he provided showed if he does have one of the UK's largest cocks, he keeps it elsewhere because it certainly isn't attached to him.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

he did amuse me

I found some of the things he posted quite scary. I really hope he was on a wind-up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

he did amuse me

I just searched him, only because I haven't seen a controversial thread from him. He's still here.

Do you think he's 'man' enough for teabags though? He did say he had one of the biggest cocks on this island we call Britain

I don't think he's big enough, despite what he says about himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think pooch and my dogs would enjoy a good social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teabag and manwithgoldengun

Is goldengun still here?

Not seen him in ages...

i dont think he is but theres been some parodys recently

Perhaps his homework load got too much and he no longer had time for fab.

he did amuse me

I found some of the things he posted quite scary. I really hope he was on a wind-up."

I think it was a cobination of wind up and what he thought. I didnt take him seriously xx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

I agree as much as i disagree. I actually think we would have a lot to talk about

I think so too but that doesn't mean Colgate isn't in trouble for stirring!

I'm matching him with Diamondjoe who I am sure would have a correctional effect on him

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i wouldn't count on it

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee and Vara

You are also pushing your luck!

I agree as much as i disagree. I actually think we would have a lot to talk about

I think so too but that doesn't mean Colgate isn't in trouble for stirring!

I'm matching him with Diamondjoe who I am sure would have a correctional effect on him

i wouldn't count on it "

JOE! Challenge for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone find a match for me I wonder

If there's someone on here called Far away

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot?"

How do you DO that??

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wot?"

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

Some sort of toothbrush insertion

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

Some sort of toothbrush insertion

He doesn't need me for that

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Would anyone find a match for me I wonder

Erm... Will I do?"

ooo that will do nicely

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

Some sort of toothbrush insertion

He doesn't need me for that"

He would if his arms and legs were restrained

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

Some sort of toothbrush insertion

He doesn't need me for that

He would if his arms and legs were restrained

Sounds like you're getting excited about it.

Maybe you should do it?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

Some sort of toothbrush insertion

He doesn't need me for that

He would if his arms and legs were restrained

Sounds like you're getting excited about it.

Maybe you should do it?

Nah and nah. I'll do you though.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know."

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

Diamond Joe and Lib

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes* "

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe and Lib "

LMFAO...

And Steve

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

You have to break people down before you build 'em back up.

What's in it for me?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

I've got an old stained worn pillow someplace....

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?"

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

I've got an old stained worn pillow someplace...."

Couple that with some dirty sheets and your all on the hot photos section

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them"

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them"

Some of us more than others

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle."

WTF is 'Libstyle'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle.

WTF is 'Libstyle'?"

It's like seesawing, but with added ego.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

You have to break people down before you build 'em back up.

What's in it for me?"

Name your price and we can negotiate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle.

WTF is 'Libstyle'?

It's like seesawing, but with added ego. "

You'd like it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle.

WTF is 'Libstyle'?

It's like seesawing, but with added ego. "

...and I read the thread and I'm still none-the-wiser as to what seesawing is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

You have to break people down before you build 'em back up.

What's in it for me?

Name your price and we can negotiate."

Well Lib was a cup of tea, a packet of chocolate Hobnobs and the price of the bus fair.

I think this might have to be slightly higher

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

You have to break people down before you build 'em back up.

What's in it for me?

Name your price and we can negotiate.

Well Lib was a cup of tea, a packet of chocolate Hobnobs and the price of the bus fair.

I think this might have to be slightly higher"

Two packets of choccy hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

Dee, you seem to know what you're doing. Maybe you should be on hand to add your *ahem* specialist expertise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and I read the thread and I'm still none-the-wiser as to what seesawing is"

It's a slightly less self-indulgent version of LibStyling.

So, obviously, LibStyling is what you would go for, Joe.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wot?

Colgate needs some special attention. He doubts your abilities.

What kind of special attention?

A bit of adjustment and calibration. Correctional stuff. Y'know.

Lol... why are you looking to me?

I'm terribly nice and sweet

*flutters fan in front of eyes*

Because for some reason I think you'd be perfect for the job.

Colgate has been very naughty and needs a firm hand

Dee, you seem to know what you're doing. Maybe you should be on hand to add your *ahem* specialist expertise. "

Well I would but I have to see a man about washing a dog's hair. Or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two guys face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock"

Tweaked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock"

(Courtesy of Ligeia)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

(Courtesy of Ligeia) "

Hmmm.

I'll take the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two guys face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Tweaked

You wish, Marc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock"

I think this could really take off - just like my tumble emote that everyone uses now.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I would prefer if Dee and Brightonsteve kept me out of their sordid fantasy

One is shit stirring and the other is shit shag (fully documented and authenticated)

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Diamond Joe and Lib

LMFAO...

And Steve

Definitely, but you all have to wear bowler hats, like an exclusive gentleman's get together. I get to referee mind lol

Is this some kinda Clockwork Orange tribute orgy?

Nope, I just think the three of you would suit them

Don't forget to ride him Libstyle.

WTF is 'Libstyle'?

It's like seesawing, but with added ego.

...and I read the thread and I'm still none-the-wiser as to what seesawing is"

Taking it in turns to thrust

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would prefer if Dee and Brightonsteve kept me out of their sordid fantasy

One is shit stirring and the other is shit shag (fully documented and authenticated)"

You started it! Getting a bit warm in the kitchen, is it?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Seesawing: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

Not to be confused with;

LibStyling: when two people face each other, with one sat on a guy's face and the other on his cock

(Courtesy of Ligeia) "

Don't drag me into this. I merely asked the initial question; me and the girl involved called it The Pyramid.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Dee and Sassy as long as I'm there to assist

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee and Sassy as long as I'm there to assist

That would never work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would prefer if Dee and Brightonsteve kept me out of their sordid fantasy

One is shit stirring and the other is shit shag (fully documented and authenticated)

You started it! Getting a bit warm in the kitchen, is it?

Im with dee on this one dear. Good luck your going to need it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I would prefer if Dee and Brightonsteve kept me out of their sordid fantasy

One is shit stirring and the other is shit shag (fully documented and authenticated)

You started it! Getting a bit warm in the kitchen, is it?

Im with dee on this one dear. Good luck your going to need it

"
no luck needed, we shall be busy watching Vara and Dee doing the tonsil 2step. I like an exhibition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would prefer if Dee and Brightonsteve kept me out of their sordid fantasy

One is shit stirring and the other is shit shag (fully documented and authenticated)

You started it! Getting a bit warm in the kitchen, is it?

Im with dee on this one dear. Good luck your going to need it

no luck needed, we shall be busy watching Vara and Dee doing the tonsil 2step. I like an exhibition

Stop stirring or i will call you jeremy kyle!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would prefer if Dee and Brightonsteve kept me out of their sordid fantasy

One is shit stirring and the other is shit shag (fully documented and authenticated)

You started it! Getting a bit warm in the kitchen, is it?

Im with dee on this one dear. Good luck your going to need it

no luck needed, we shall be busy watching Vara and Dee doing the tonsil 2step. I like an exhibition

You'll be disappointed then. I don't have tonsils.

You'd only be able to watch if Joe didn't have you blindfolded or hooded or something anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to join in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been one of the funniest threads I've seen, I was literally loling

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"This has been one of the funniest threads I've seen, I was literally loling

"
kinkybutler and mackenchi

So you don't feel left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has been one of the funniest threads I've seen, I was literally loling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have to admit to a problem: I may be getting a tad obsessed with seesawing. I think it's my new "thing" that I need to happen in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has been one of the funniest threads I've seen, I was literally loling

kinkybutler and mackenchi

So you don't feel left out"

I wasnt, its obviously no joke to be matched with me, and I'm in some serious wish lists, because I'm a dish

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I think I have to admit to a problem: I may be getting a tad obsessed with seesawing. I think it's my new "thing" that I need to happen in my life. "

It'll only lead to Libstyling. Be warned.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think I have to admit to a problem: I may be getting a tad obsessed with seesawing. I think it's my new "thing" that I need to happen in my life. "

It can be easily arranged on planet Fab

So, what was the outcum?

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