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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Pocket with phone in, stepped up onto a chair, phone crushed nad..

Ladies count your blessings

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Poor nad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lack of pockets means I often ask Marc to hold my phone. So I'm not counting my blessings anytime soon

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Take your mind off it by watching a boxed set.

The sopranos is good

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Take your mind off it by watching a boxed set.

The sopranos is good "

I was hoping a kind lady might kiss it better ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pocket with phone in, stepped up onto a chair, phone crushed nad..

Ladies count your blessings

"

I feel your pain

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

You should keep it in your bra....that's where I keep mine and I have never crushed a nad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your mind off it by watching a boxed set.

The sopranos is good

I was hoping a kind lady might kiss it better .."

You can always hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should keep it in your bra....that's where I keep mine and I have never crushed a nad "

I bet you have it set to vibrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a regular occurrence, OP?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You should keep it in your bra....that's where I keep mine and I have never crushed a nad

I bet you have it set to vibrate "

Yep......rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should keep it in your bra....that's where I keep mine and I have never crushed a nad

I bet you have it set to vibrate

Yep......rude not to "

I think that's the only reason then vibrate to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your mind off it by watching a boxed set.

The sopranos is good

I was hoping a kind lady might kiss it better .."

Aw no. (Kisses) .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go nads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there done that. Also dropped a phone on my toe nail which went black across the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your mind off it by watching a boxed set.

The sopranos is good

I was hoping a kind lady might kiss it better .."

I thought this was a loosely disguised Look At Me thread...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You should keep it in your bra....that's where I keep mine and I have never crushed a nad

I bet you have it set to vibrate

Yep......rude not to

I think that's the only reason then vibrate to be honest"

It's not a strong vibration though.....I might need extra stimulation

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Is this a regular occurrence, OP? "

Thankfully not.. I'm not into C.B.T .. cock and ball telephone in this instance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling a tad, sad for your nad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling a tad, sad for your nad? "

lol very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and get a tub of Ben and Jerry's and hold it between your thighs

Eat the ice cream and feel better both ways

Just don't get the peanut crunch

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Go and get a tub of Ben and Jerry's and hold it between your thighs

Eat the ice cream and feel better both ways

Just don't get the peanut crunch "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should keep it in your bra....that's where I keep mine and I have never crushed a nad

I bet you have it set to vibrate

Yep......rude not to

I think that's the only reason then vibrate to be honest

It's not a strong vibration though.....I might need extra stimulation "

Some people are never satisfied

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

A crushed nad sounds a joy compared to my pain in the bum. Pulled my hamstring,goes off on a wander to see if there are any nice sports masseurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go and get a tub of Ben and Jerry's and hold it between your thighs

Eat the ice cream and feel better both ways

Just don't get the peanut crunch "

Better still I can eat the ice cream whilst it's between your thighs??

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"A crushed nad sounds a joy compared to my pain in the bum. Pulled my hamstring,goes off on a wander to see if there are any nice sports masseurs "

I am sure you will find lots of them on here

Sounds sore though

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By *orrado76Man
over a year ago

Banbury


"A crushed nad sounds a joy compared to my pain in the bum. Pulled my hamstring,goes off on a wander to see if there are any nice sports masseurs "

At the end of your first sentence I really wondered where you were going with your post. Sadly the resulting story wasn't what I was expecting, or hoping for.

More than happy to apply the warm oil and rub you better though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww.....sorry mate....

Phones in bras..... Makes it easier lol

Mwah x

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Take your mind off it by watching a boxed set.

The sopranos is good

I was hoping a kind lady might kiss it better ..

I thought this was a loosely disguised Look At Me thread... "

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