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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up..

Coulda been woken up by some strange woman snoring, farting and dribbling on your pillow cases...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

"

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

"

No, it's Whinging Wednesday which is the new rant Thursday now Thursday has been taken over by self-appointed rant monitors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont sleep well anyway and when i do fall asleep i get woken up early and cant get back to sleep and iv a 13 hour shift today

A full breakfast is needed

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Think they passed my way after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you own a shotgun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat! "

Peacocks are flaming noisy !

I slept bloody great thanks. Just woke up.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you own a shotgun?"

Dont we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

"

YEP its a daily occurrence with me too, its like a bird competition of who can chirp the loudest.

Last year I had crows pecking at the patio doors from 05:30 onwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

YEP its a daily occurrence with me too, its like a bird competition of who can chirp the loudest.

Last year I had crows pecking at the patio doors from 05:30 onwards"

Air rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat! "

Peacocks are the bane of my life!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat!

Peacocks are the bane of my life!! "

2 peacocks got in my kitchen and shit allover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat!

Peacocks are the bane of my life!! "

lol

they say peacocks are territorial and always return to the same place

looks like you will have an early morning alarm call for a long long time

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat!

Peacocks are the bane of my life!!

lol

they say peacocks are territorial and always return to the same place

looks like you will have an early morning alarm call for a long long time "

This is the third summer, and they start screaming in the dark sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat!

Peacocks are the bane of my life!!

lol

they say peacocks are territorial and always return to the same place

looks like you will have an early morning alarm call for a long long time

This is the third summer, and they start screaming in the dark sometimes! "

The ones that wake me up live in the grounds of the castle at the top of the hill... I live at the bottom of the hill so they aren't going anywhere anytime soon... And their sqwarking carries for miles especially when it's quiet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

Yeah I'll join you sexy, I have manic tweating, screaming peacocks and a howling cat!

Peacocks are the bane of my life!!

lol

they say peacocks are territorial and always return to the same place

looks like you will have an early morning alarm call for a long long time

This is the third summer, and they start screaming in the dark sometimes!

The ones that wake me up live in the grounds of the castle at the top of the hill... I live at the bottom of the hill so they aren't going anywhere anytime soon... And their sqwarking carries for miles especially when it's quiet!! "

yep lovely creatures but loud too, in my younger years I would simply have taken care of the problem by ways that some have mentioned on here

but as years go on, you begin to appreciate life and the wonder of all animals even if they wake you so early

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I quite like the bird song...its the pigeon shouting cooeee down my chimney who f**ks me off.

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe


"I need my sleep not some bird singing its friggin head off,and so they all join in for the morning chorus...yes i am a knackered miserable git

Is it thursday?

"

Think yourself lucky that the clocks have gone forward, that 5am could've been 4am lol.

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