FabSwingers.com forum: Single guys pat on the back!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

Ha ha nice 1 fella. I'm sure one of the usual suspects will be along to have a pop at you very shortly.

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

Yeah, single women get deluded like that ... it's the thing on here, they should be lucky to be getting any messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Kim? Where! Tell me...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

It isn't a false sense of security though.

It would take two to three hundred hours of plastic surgery to turn me into Kim Kardashian

not the one or two messages we get.

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By *oyboiukMan
over a year ago

leicestershire

Lol true.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Some women might get 2-300 messages. Some women might think they're all that. But come on, not all of us are like that.

I like single men anyway. I wouldn't be here without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a big arse if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are always exceptions to this!! And it's the exceptions that make them selves known on the posts... The other thousands of single ladies that turn their noses up at men for having an imperfect hair line just hang in the background!! Not saying a thing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where's Kim? Where! Tell me... "

I've got a bit botty, will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't ever want to be like Kim Kardashian. I must be the only person who thinks she isn't attractive.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Kardashian, wtf

I'm here for single men, can only handle one at at time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor, yes, loads of messages from blokes DOES make me feel like I'm worth millions if not billions of dollars.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't ever want to be like Kim Kardashian. I must be the only person who thinks she isn't attractive.

-Courtney "

You're not Courtney, trust me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Keep going single men - some of us need you (just not so much that we'll accept any old message).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Kim? Where! Tell me...

I've got a bit botty, will that do?

And lovely big boobs, yes, I answer yes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I know I'm awesome

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

"Some women might get 2-300 messages. Some women might think they're all that. But come on, not all of us are like that.

I like single men anyway. I wouldn't be here without them."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I don't ever want to be like Kim Kardashian. I must be the only person who thinks she isn't attractive.

-Courtney "

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

Ha ha nice 1 fella. I'm sure one of the usual suspects will be along to have a pop at you very shortly."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are always exceptions to this!! And it's the exceptions that make them selves known on the posts... The other thousands of single ladies that turn their noses up at men for having an imperfect hair line just hang in the background!! Not saying a thing "

There are plenty of us old,ugly,fat women who will fuck an ugly dude. When you free ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my arse is about the same size as hers just not the same shape lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There are a lot of women like you say but theres many more down to earth level headed ones

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Kim K?!

Thanks for the insult!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women might get 2-300 messages. Some women might think they're all that. But come on, not all of us are like that.

I like single men anyway. I wouldn't be here without them."

Same, I've never had 2/300 messages a day and I definitely wouldn't be here if there were no single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you messaging the ones who do actually resemble Kim ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can think of much better people to turn into than Kim Kardashian! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim who ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pat on the back for the triers. Thank god for message restrictions though! (I barely get 10messages a day and would hate to be compared to that attention seeking family thanks)

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

200 messages a day? Bloody hell!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

You're allowed to have standards and not fuck everybody but women aren't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't ever want to be like Kim Kardashian. I must be the only person who thinks she isn't attractive.

-Courtney

You're not Courtney, trust me.

I third that! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim who ??? "

Cardassian, from Star Trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message!!!! What are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a big arse if that helps? "

Me too, without the butt implants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some tell a few pork pies about the amount of mail tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If kim k was on fab the ladies would say shes drop dead gorgeous. Because the ladies of fab stick together. Everyone is beautiful if youre a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim who ???

Cardassian, from Star Trek "

Beam me up Scotty.....

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Chad Thundercock is such a brilliant name. Cheered me up anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same concept could be thrown back to us guys? We all have a virtual ego on here to some degree. I.e. dicks for profile pics thinking it's OK to message women on here saying crude remarks (I am not one of those!) Isn't it just visa versa. We guys have a false sense of confidence and become egotistical (big word for me! BOOOOOOOOOOOSH).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim who ???

Cardassian, from Star Trek

Beam me up Scotty....."

I'm glad that's been cleared up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I agree there's a lot of women in here who get a false sense of importance and grandeur because of the amount of begging messages from the Any Holes A Goal brigade and the White Knights etc.

But you can usually spot these types quite easily by reading their profiles and how they word their profiles which usually include a list a of demands .

Just block and ignore profiles like that and concentrate on the huge number of very nice women in here who don't have their minds clouded by the fake attention that places like this can create.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if they know that the only reason they are popular is cos of the huge male ratio lol.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If Kim Kardashian is the type of woman the single men on here aspire to meet its no bloody wonder I don't get 200 messages a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I agree there's a lot of women in here who get a false sense of importance and grandeur because of the amount of begging messages from the Any Holes A Goal brigade and the White Knights etc.

But you can usually spot these types quite easily by reading their profiles and how they word their profiles which usually include a list a of demands .

Just block and ignore profiles like that and concentrate on the huge number of very nice women in here who don't have their minds clouded by the fake attention that places like this can create.

I find their status messages (updated hourly!) assist in recognising who they are..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well some women are clearly telling lies then... Amount of updates I see... Inbox full can't reply to you all is the most common lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I don't ever want to be like Kim Kardashian. I must be the only person who thinks she isn't attractive.

-Courtney "

God no. I am so with you on that. She has a lovely bum but I can't see past the lack of any substance or personality I'm afraid.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

I rarely send proactive messages, might be why my ratio of responses is quite high.

It's only the guys who fawn and pander jump through hoops that give some ladies a false sense of anything,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If Kim Kardashian is the type of woman the single men on here aspire to meet its no bloody wonder I don't get 200 messages a day."

I've had five this week - it's been busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a big arse if that helps?

Me too, without the butt implants.

Yup,mine's all muscle

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

maybe it would help if men were so scatter gun in there approach to sending mail...

i don't really see where sending lets say 20-30 of the in effect same message per day/week/month is really effective....

i think if they finally worked out more equals generic equals less chance.... there would be a ton less angst generally....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If Kim Kardashian is the type of woman the single men on here aspire to meet its no bloody wonder I don't get 200 messages a day.

I've had five this week - it's been busy.

Lucky!!

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

"Just wanted to say a shout out to all the single lads out there sending numerous messages and getting shot down!! Chin up boys!!

Women on here are lured into a false sense of security,( I for one don't blame them ) after recieving 2 / 300 messages a day, and over night thinking they've turned into Kim kardashian!!

Keep plugging away lads, the right one will come along eventually!!

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as a single bloke I'm amused at some of the deleted messages maybe I should print up a c.v. with my credentials because it's like applying for a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well some women are clearly telling lies then... Amount of updates I see... Inbox full can't reply to you all is the most common lol "

I just looked on updates - not one lady near us has put that.

Bet it's not a large percentage that do it - you prob just notice it if it aggravates you for some reason.

Maybe - it's the fake profiles that have that as an update.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also women can do something that men can't and thats reproduce. So yeah they'll always have that je ne sais quoi over us men. It's just nature. I for one dint blame them. Imagine someone cutting away at your fanny to give birth to the spawn if Satan lol I'd have a slight edge to me as well if I was a one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also women can do something that men can't and thats reproduce. So yeah they'll always have that je ne sais quoi over us men. It's just nature. I for one dint blame them. Imagine someone cutting away at your fanny to give birth to the spawn if Satan lol I'd have a slight edge to me as well if I was a one!!"

The magic of child birth

beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not all women can reproduce so let's not go down that road bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but look at John Hurt in Alien. He gave birth to a right beauty.

Sarah

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Well some women are clearly telling lies then... Amount of updates I see... Inbox full can't reply to you all is the most common lol "

Nah, thats just code for 'cant be arsed'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There maybe a lot of truth in this ??

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