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Nhs and the royal visit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Princess Beatrix was given a tour of the her local hospital by the most senior eminent surgeon. While walking through the ward she noticed a man masturbating into a jar. "whats going on there" asked the puzzled princess, "poor chap replied the surgeon, "his testicles fill so quick it gets very painful and he has to empty them five times a day". "Oh dear", said Beatrix quite shocked at what she had seen. In the next ward there was a man who was having his cock sucked by a tall blond nurse, "What on earth is going on there!" yelped the princess. "Same thing" replied the surgeon, "only he's got BUPA!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I can have blonde moments but as I read I didn't realise it was a joke at first. It was a funny joke but couldn't think of the significance of having a Dutch monarch as the 'royal visitor' as contributing to its humour. I even read the profile of the OP to see if they were from Holland!!! I guess some British royals simply haven't arrived in my old brain yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beatrice or Beatrix .... works for me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I know I can have blonde moments but as I read I didn't realise it was a joke at first. It was a funny joke but couldn't think of the significance of having a Dutch monarch as the 'royal visitor' as contributing to its humour. I even read the profile of the OP to see if they were from Holland!!! I guess some British royals simply haven't arrived in my old brain yet!!"

sorry Jech, but that is funnier than the actual joke x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP Not a spelling bitch btw - a genuine wiring of my old brain - I even googled her to see if she was dead yet... amazing how your thought process is stimulated by these threads....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I can have blonde moments but as I read I didn't realise it was a joke at first. It was a funny joke but couldn't think of the significance of having a Dutch monarch as the 'royal visitor' as contributing to its humour. I even read the profile of the OP to see if they were from Holland!!! I guess some British royals simply haven't arrived in my old brain yet!!

sorry Jech, but that is funnier than the actual joke x"

Tres gentil!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"To the OP Not a spelling bitch btw - a genuine wiring of my old brain - I even googled her to see if she was dead yet... amazing how your thought process is stimulated by these threads...."

please stop now, you have me in tears of laughter here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP Not a spelling bitch btw - a genuine wiring of my old brain - I even googled her to see if she was dead yet... amazing how your thought process is stimulated by these threads....

please stop now, you have me in tears of laughter here "

oh lol - I've googled _muma many a time too and keep being directed to the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art - whats your connection! Put me out of my misery!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"To the OP Not a spelling bitch btw - a genuine wiring of my old brain - I even googled her to see if she was dead yet... amazing how your thought process is stimulated by these threads....

please stop now, you have me in tears of laughter here

oh lol - I've googled _muma many a time too and keep being directed to the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art - whats your connection! Put me out of my misery!!! "

I represent a contemporary piece of indoor sculpture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP Not a spelling bitch btw - a genuine wiring of my old brain - I even googled her to see if she was dead yet... amazing how your thought process is stimulated by these threads....

please stop now, you have me in tears of laughter here

oh lol - I've googled _muma many a time too and keep being directed to the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art - whats your connection! Put me out of my misery!!!

I represent a contemporary piece of indoor sculpture "

I'd say a delightful piece of living artwork - if I may be so bold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh i am sorry for not being grammatically accurate, it was a joke i heard last night that i thought may make people smile, perhaps i should have written in the title "joke" i shall remember that next time i post. I thought i wrote it pretty well considering i am a dyslexic. oh well,

Bendigeid x x x

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