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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yesterday morning at 5 am I was woken by a gurgling in my stomach, still half asleep, I thought "if I lay still, this sick feeling will pass" wrong!

I ran for the bathroom where I basically exploded in a whirlwind of everything I had eaten in 24 hours from both ends, I've never felt anything like it in my life, and I've had good poisoning, I spent the day yesterday on the sofa, feeling sorry for myself, after packing my son off to his mothers, but today, I feel right as rain.

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Enjoy your lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been eating your own cooking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much chocolate works as a laxative x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay classy.

*Disclaimer*

I once started a thread about wiping technique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been eating your own cooking? "

My cooking is impeccable, and so.is my food hygiene, I don't know what it was but I don't want it again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stay classy.

*Disclaimer*

I once started a thread about wiping technique."

Call me a masochist, but is like to read that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've just picked something up and your body had just said no. It flushes itself and releases histamine in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the bug thats been doing the rounds down this way. My mate and lots of other people I know had it last week, lasts 24 hours and nasty both ends then right as rain the next day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much chocolate works as a laxative x"

Nope, not that either

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What did you eat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've just picked something up and your body had just said no. It flushes itself and releases histamine in the process. "

The human body never ceases to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did you eat? "

Nothing unusual

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What did you eat?

Nothing unusual"

right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.

Perfect.

The next question is...

Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats my lunch binned

cheers Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did you eat?

Nothing unusual

right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree? "

Don't say that cheeky, I did eat some.flange on Sunday, please god don't say I'm allergic to flange, that's all I need

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What did you eat?

Nothing unusual

right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree?

Don't say that cheeky, I did eat some.flange on Sunday, please god don't say I'm allergic to flange, that's all I need "

Well you may of had some bad bacteria in your gut and your body kicked into action and got rid of it....there is bacteria everywhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.

Perfect.

The next question is...

Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?"

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.

Perfect.

The next question is...

Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?"

You know during the war, when a bomber git hit, and they had to drop their payload, as close to the Target as possible? And sometimes out if two targets they hit everything but those targets?, it was that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You've had food poisoning before, OP. It sounds similar tbh.

Food poisoning typically kicks in 4hrs after whatever nasty you've eaten hits your stomach.

If you didn't have anything different to eat, or ate well before that, I'd look for another explanation.

And if you still feel shit tomorrow, go see a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did you eat?

Nothing unusual

right that narrows it down a bit, did you eat meat? Fruit? Vegetables? Cock? Flange? A partridge in a pear tree?

Don't say that cheeky, I did eat some.flange on Sunday, please god don't say I'm allergic to flange, that's all I need

Well you may of had some bad bacteria in your gut and your body kicked into action and got rid of it....there is bacteria everywhere..."

Are you saying my girlfriend has a dirty foof lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've had food poisoning before, OP. It sounds similar tbh.

Food poisoning typically kicks in 4hrs after whatever nasty you've eaten hits your stomach.

If you didn't have anything different to eat, or ate well before that, I'd look for another explanation.

And if you still feel shit tomorrow, go see a doctor. "

I feel fine now, that's what I don't get

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"You've had food poisoning before, OP. It sounds similar tbh.

Food poisoning typically kicks in 4hrs after whatever nasty you've eaten hits your stomach.

If you didn't have anything different to eat, or ate well before that, I'd look for another explanation.

And if you still feel shit tomorrow, go see a doctor.

I feel fine now, that's what I don't get"

That's what these bugs are like. You want to die for 12 hours you go to sleep and wake up fine. You could have picked it up anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.

Perfect.

The next question is...

Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?"

Made me lol honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it on a coffee table, I hear that's the new kink on here ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can you please give everyone a dose... it may stop some of the utter shite being spouted from the opposite end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please give everyone a dose... it may stop some of the utter shite being spouted from the opposite end! "

SHOTS FIRED.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can you please give everyone a dose... it may stop some of the utter shite being spouted from the opposite end!

SHOTS FIRED."

Jeez, I spend a day off the forums and come back to find war has been declared.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sounds like your body working perfectly well to me. It got rid of a nasty in the most efficient way.

Perfect.

The next question is...

Is the sink next to the bog or did you have to make a hasty decision?

You know during the war, when a bomber git hit, and they had to drop their payload, as close to the Target as possible? And sometimes out if two targets they hit everything but those targets?, it was that "

I'm not laughing. Oh no I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you please give everyone a dose... it may stop some of the utter shite being spouted from the opposite end!

SHOTS FIRED.

Jeez, I spend a day off the forums and come back to find war has been declared.

"

Sometimes the diplomatic route breaks down and you have to carpet bomb the lot lol

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