FabSwingers.com forum: Put me out of my misery...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And give me a lethal injection!

Ache and fever, no voice.... and pissed off that I HAVE TO WORK!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sounds... a little extreme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TUP.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Oh dear.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im dying I tell ya! DYING!!!

Ok so it's only flu, but would rather be in bed today, instead of driving this bloody coach around train stations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man Flu alert, whoop whoop

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bend over and I'm sure someone will be along to inject you.

Get better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up ya big girls blouse.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Suck on a boiled sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just loading my gun, be with you in a few

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Try suffering from trapped wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man up ya big girls blouse."

Man up??

Woman up surely... No such thing as woman flu.... We just suck it up and get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds... a little extreme? "

What,working?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man up will ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try suffering from trapped wind

lol, thought I heard you coming, squeaking with every step!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try suffering from trapped wind

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"And give me a lethal injection!

Ache and fever, no voice.... and pissed off that I HAVE TO WORK!!!

*takes aim* BANG

Sorry I'm all out of lethal injections.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

If it was flu you would be incapable of driving any coach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck a fisherman s friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck a fisherman s friend

Suck him, his friend and his friends friend! That's what my Mrs done!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold & PMT here...& just getting on with it! Fed hubby & dog, chores done and back to work tomorrow...my secret...I'm a woman & it,s what we do xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it was flu you would be incapable of driving any coach.

Quite capable of working with flu, it may be life threatening but I still get on with it... now who had the gun?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Poor Mr Marmite. Take no notice of these nasty people. You moan if you wanna hun !

Don't crash your pretend train though.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Man up princess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was flu you would be incapable of driving any coach.

Quite capable of working with flu, it may be life threatening but I still get on with it... now who had the gun? "

if you had true influenza you wouldnt be able to move hardly - definitely not be able to work -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been through the same thing 2 weeks back. It was the worst experience of my life, I wished I had just died in my sleep. Chills headache pressure in the head, it was horrific

fingers crossed you make a recovery and also like you I continued at work. It brings shiver thinking about that awful time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I even (NOT 1 WORD OF A LIE) nearly went to A and E because on Google my symptoms came up as meningitis!! Luckily my friend refused to take me hahaha genuinely thought I was brown bread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok nurses/doctors.... a temperature of 39.8 at 3pm, shivering one min and sweating the next... a common cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be serious! Get to A and E to be on the safe side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok nurses/doctors.... a temperature of 39.8 at 3pm, shivering one min and sweating the next... a common cold? "

youre on fab so not too ill - with a fever - take paracetamol - drink plenty water and get into bed and sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be serious! Get to A and E to be on the safe side!"

stop hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man flu is it?

NEXT!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be serious! Get to A and E to be on the safe side!

stop hahaha"

On a serious note how many of us guys have actually gone to a and e with flu I bet thousands lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why waste NHS time with flu... it's not life threatening... (ok I feel like death warmed up) but I can carry on regardless...until I drop dead!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Go plonk yourself in a hot bath with a hot toddy hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and 4 paracetamol every 4 hours, when I get home I will go to bed for a week!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Are you not dabetic op? There is a reason diabetics get free flu jabs. And you wouldnt be posting on the forums or as i said earier driving a bloody bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you not dabetic op? There is a reason diabetics get free flu jabs. And you wouldnt be posting on the forums or as i said earier driving a bloody bus"

I was just about to message you and say wow you've left your postcode on your status! But then realised it Buckingham Palace haha good one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Why waste NHS time with flu... it's not life threatening... (ok I feel like death warmed up) but I can carry on regardless...until I drop dead! "
of cause its life threatening why do you think people in vulnerable groups get free jabs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Are you not dabetic op? There is a reason diabetics get free flu jabs. And you wouldnt be posting on the forums or as i said earier driving a bloody bus

I was just about to message you and say wow you've left your postcode on your status! But then realised it Buckingham Palace haha good one

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how was the treehouse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fan bloody tastic! Amazing yeah real good thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry your still poor you Marmite.

Knitter kisses for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Diamondsmiles... yes I am diabetic, and the last time I had the flu jab o was ill for SIX MONTHS! so I will never have ot again.

Knitter... can you knit me a wooly jumper to keep me warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of hot water and towels, nurse! What do you mean it's not a baby? Just flu? Oh well, throw a bucket of water over him and hope for the best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Home at last! Bed for a week. RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mean to worry you however there has been report of the Zika virus reaching the UK..

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

For the record i had my flu jab last year as usual and I've had the lurgy three times, twice being bed ridden for a week.

Get to bed Marmite and rest enough or it comes back

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Have a good rest Mr Marmite. Drink fluids lots n lots. Hope you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joking aside if he's got the flu of the month year it's a really bad 1! 2 of us in this household got it. It's horrendous, knocks you right out for the count and will leave disoriented for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan about it like a wee bitch all day.....might help!

Jj mate couldn't stop the sarcasm this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well marmite ? are ya still alive thats what i want to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes im still alive, pain all through my body, only got up to go to doctors, gonna have some lunch and then back to bed.

Anyone wanna play nurse amd give me a bed bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes im still alive, pain all through my body, only got up to go to doctors, gonna have some lunch and then back to bed.

Anyone wanna play nurse amd give me a bed bath? "

Can't be that ill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes im still alive, pain all through my body, only got up to go to doctors, gonna have some lunch and then back to bed.

Anyone wanna play nurse amd give me a bed bath?

Can't be that ill

Too ill to bathe myself. .. hospital will give bed bath so why can't I ask for one on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes im still alive, pain all through my body, only got up to go to doctors, gonna have some lunch and then back to bed.

Anyone wanna play nurse amd give me a bed bath?

Can't be that ill

Too ill to bathe myself. .. hospital will give bed bath so why can't I ask for one on here? "

Cause this ain't a hospital?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sigh.... throbbin can you look for my wheels when you go out next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh.... throbbin can you look for my wheels when you go out next

Won't be round our way mate, very rare wheels are stolen, as I've said before, they take the whole vehicle these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tis good to laugh.... even of it bloody hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis good to laugh.... even of it bloody hurts!

Gotta laugh these days, my therapist says it's good for me

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"And give me a lethal injection!

Ache and fever, no voice.... and pissed off that I HAVE TO WORK!!!

Does this mean no entertainment eg singing and whistling for your passengers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And give me a lethal injection!

Ache and fever, no voice.... and pissed off that I HAVE TO WORK!!!

Does this mean no entertainment eg singing and whistling for your passengers?

Just back from the docs, I have bruised all my ribs due to coughing soo much...a week in bed with no singing or driving my bus

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