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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the old "on his her head" jokes....

How many can we come up with?

I'll start with a couple:

What do you call a man with a crane on his head?........ Derick!

A woman with a slab of butter on her head? ....... Marge!

Continue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a seagull on his head - cliff.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Man with a spade on his head... Doug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man with a spade on his head... Doug"

Without - Douglas

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Edward Woodward

I'm too lazy to write it all up

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Edward Woodward

I'm too lazy to write it all up"

I prefer "Why does actor Edward Woodward have 4 d's in his name?"

A: Otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Edward Woodward

I'm too lazy to write it all up

I prefer "Why does actor Edward Woodward have 4 d's in his name?"

A: Otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar

I love what John Gielgud said upon hearing the name Edward Woodward...

"Interesting name. It sounds like a fart in the bath."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man with a car on his head. ..Jack.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Man with some leaves on his head...

Russell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man wih no shins Toe Knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Indian standing on one leg?

Balan Singh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl with slates on her head?

Roof....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a woman with a cooked breakfast in one hand a cup of coffee in the other and a pile of toast on her head? Cathy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What do you call a woman with lots of methane gas up her arse ... Cheeky chops

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"An Indian standing on one leg?

Balan Singh. "

Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.

Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im rubbish at remembering stuff like this but there was defo a russel one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

An Indian cloakroom attendant... Mahatma coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Indian standing on one leg?

Balan Singh.

Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.

Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.

Ok, what do you call a lion standing on one leg?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"An Indian standing on one leg?

Balan Singh.

Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.

Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.

Ok, what do you call a lion standing on one leg? "

I'll bite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Russian with three testicles, whoyou knickabollockoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Indian standing on one leg?

Balan Singh.

Jeezuz H Christ in a chicken basket.

Someone with a surname Singh would likely be a Sikh, and Singh is actually an honorific meaning 'Lion'.

Ok, what do you call a lion standing on one leg?

I'll bite...

I've no idea.

No, hold on that's a different gag....

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

What do you call a bloke with a number plate on his head? Reg

What does his brother call him? R reg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man standing between two shops

Ali

Standing between to gentleman hair grooming salons

Ali Barber

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyarhinkhesaurus

What do you call a blind dinosaur talking to his dog.

Doyathinkhesaurus Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an Arab who's got the shits

.Mustapha Poopoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 testicles? Thought that was Ivan extra bollockon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or the Russian Snooker player.....Inov the Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indian sheep shagger....Ramalamb

or pig fucker....Ramaham

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Man with stamp on head

Frank

Mann with kilt on head

Scott

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