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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hope she wasnt on the sprouts

Yesterday's lamb was a bad idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to ask this too.... So miss cheeky ?? have you? Xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Where is it at now? Is it gaining pressure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charming"

Look away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want a blow by blow account of its progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think how orgasmic it will be when it works its way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Go for a walk - moving around might shift it. Whatever you do, don't do anal - as that'll just pump more air in.

Sarah

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Where is it at now? Is it gaining pressure?"

What do you mean gaining pressure? It's in my stomach and I don't dare push...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think how orgasmic it will be when it works its way out

Better than sex

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just think how orgasmic it will be when it works its way out

I fooking hope so

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Go for a walk - moving around might shift it. Whatever you do, don't do anal - as that'll just pump more air in.

Sarah "

Yikes he might get a surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Where is it at now? Is it gaining pressure?

What do you mean gaining pressure? It's in my stomach and I don't dare push...

Bigger bubble? Do a little salsa dance,try to move it down to your colon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a week ago I was absolutely doubled up with painful stomach cramps ... They were so bad u thought I was dying... Turned out it was trapped wind and I am only just getting back to normal...

Wouldn't wish it on anyone

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"About a week ago I was absolutely doubled up with painful stomach cramps ... They were so bad u thought I was dying... Turned out it was trapped wind and I am only just getting back to normal...

Wouldn't wish it on anyone

Ohh you poor bugger it's a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get weather alerts like the ones for hurricane Katie,

Depending on which direction she is facing, We expect a strong gust of wind coming your way

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It feels like it's stuck in my womb now...I know it's not but

I hope I ain't giving birth and I don't know it

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By *edheadaceMan
over a year ago

bradford

"It feels like it's stuck in my womb now...I know it's not but

I hope I ain't giving birth and I don't know it

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milk and soda water mixed together does wonders....

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over a year ago

"It feels like it's stuck in my womb now...I know it's not but

I hope I ain't giving birth and I don't know it

milk and soda water mixed together does wonders...."

I've been drinking peppermint tea ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself in downward dog position and relax....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurricane cheeky on the way batten down the hatches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It feels like it's stuck in my womb now...I know it's not but

I hope I ain't giving birth and I don't know it

You're going to be mummy to a very smelly baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we get weather alerts like the ones for hurricane Katie,

Depending on which direction she is facing, We expect a strong gust of wind coming your way

There's a thought...

Face North!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself in downward dog position and relax...."

What Fandango said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About a week ago I was absolutely doubled up with painful stomach cramps ... They were so bad u thought I was dying... Turned out it was trapped wind and I am only just getting back to normal...

Wouldn't wish it on anyone

Ohh you pooh bugger it's a killer

Fixed it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Will go with a bang once it blows....wouldn't want to be standing downwind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yourself in downward dog position and relax....

What Fandango said! "

He says that to all the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself in downward dog position and relax....

What Fandango said!

He says that to all the ladies

Tis true..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm going for a run...see if that shifts it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a run...see if that shifts it

Be prepared to go a bit faster when the time comes, Oh and don't forget to shout,

"Thar She Blows"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is quite gross but strangely entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going for a run...see if that shifts it

Don't go too far from home,you don't know what's following behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea!! A fart powered run!! You'll be back in no time!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining

It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Imagine a little squeaky fart popping out with every foot step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining

It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion

I'm sorry I can't, I find fluffs too funny to me grown up about them...I'll accept being called immature or childish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining

It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion

I'm sorry I can't, I find fluffs too funny to me grown up about them...I'll accept being called immature or childish

Even dog farts when you're eating your dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine a little squeaky fart popping out with every foot step

I was thinking fog horn..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't light the scented candles until after you have let rip!

We don't want a sky news exclusive with Kay Burley interviewing you over the state of your 'aris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is quite gross but strangely entertaining

It's a natural body process that we should be able to discuss in an adult fashion

I'm sorry I can't, I find fluffs too funny to me grown up about them...I'll accept being called immature or childish

Even dog farts when you're eating your dinner? "

if it makes a funny noise...yes!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I went for a brisk walk and the fucker still won't pop I might stick a dildo up my arse at this rate

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

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"I went for a brisk walk and the fucker still won't pop I might stick a dildo up my arse at this rate

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we need pics, guaranteed to make the top 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went for a brisk walk and the fucker still won't pop I might stick a dildo up my arse at this rate

Just be sure to remove it before releasing wind, you could trigger ww3!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS I've just farted

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh

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over a year ago

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh "

lol!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh "

Could be a fanny fart?

Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un

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over a year ago

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh

Could be a fanny fart?

Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un "

Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to

fart party tonight

Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a warm bath and it might become a DIY jacuzzi!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Eat some beans and pebbledash the outside wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I fucking haven't it's fooking trapped but it's working it's way down but fuck me it hurts

Would it help if I pulled your finger?

Always made my grandad fart.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh

Could be a fanny fart?

Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un

Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to

fart party tonight

Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense

Have a ganders lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh

Could be a fanny fart?

Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un

Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to

fart party tonight

Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense

Have a ganders lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got a happy dance for when it comes out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a hollow sound when you tap your tummy... I'm not sure what's more exciting... This or guy Martin and his wall of death live

It's just sitting in my reproductive area....urrrghhh

Could be a fanny fart?

Put up a meet request quickly, you don't want to waste it, it sounds like a good un

Or change your status from "foam party Friday night" to

fart party tonight

Sorry Miss CC for laughing at your expense

Have a ganders lol

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it'll be a brave man who gooses you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a happy dance for when it comes out? "

Think that'll probably come naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to try to light it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie on your side, curled up. Left side works best.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh it's coming.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On cam?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Plug your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's done it

Guy Martin that is

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"He's done it

Guy Martin that is

I wish my fart would as well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighter at the ready?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we choose a name for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it? "

Guffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it? "

Stinky?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's right near my bum bum hole is this fart have a fucking laugh at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it?

Guffy

Nice,needs a surname.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's right near my bum bum hole is this fart have a fucking laugh at me

Are you dilated??

I'll get some boiling water and clean towels!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't choose a name you could work it out with a pencil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it?

Stinky?

Too common. Wonder what fart is in Danish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guffy mcguff face!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can't choose a name you could work it out with a pencil

You're on form tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting patiently for updates lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guffy chops sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't choose a name you could work it out with a pencil

You're on form tonight

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thx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it?

Stinky?

Too common. Wonder what fart is in Danish? "

It's prut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it?

Guffy

Nice,needs a surname."

Guffy Windflap, nicked the surname from an episode of "Bottom"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pruty fruity

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Guffy mcguff face!!

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prut mctoot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we choose a name for it?

Stinky?

Too common. Wonder what fart is in Danish?

It's prut!

It's an onomatopoeic word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting patiently for updates lol"

I think she may be in the toilet. It was in the birth canal a few minutes ago. It's probably crowning about now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guffy mcguff face!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

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I wonder if it's twins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder if it's twins?"

Possibly octuplets. We need more names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if it's twins?

Possibly octuplets. We need more names."

Pugh, Pugh, barney Mcgrew, cuthhbert, dibble and grubb...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting patiently for updates lol

I think she may be in the toilet. It was in the birth canal a few minutes ago. It's probably crowning about now."
next we'll be told dilations .. 1cm .. Nothing.. 1cm .. Nothing.. 1 cm ..nothing ..

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over a year ago

"I wonder if it's twins?

Possibly octuplets. We need more names.

Pugh, Pugh, barney Mcgrew, cuthhbert, dibble and grubb..."
and marine boy.. The wet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windy miller!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well it makes a wee change from Clem's bowel movements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if it's twins?

Possibly octuplets. We need more names.

Pugh, Pugh, barney Mcgrew, cuthhbert, dibble and grubb...and marine boy.. The wet one

I hope it's not a wet one, she'll turn her drawers into a poultice......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She needs someone holding her hand encouraging her.

Push! Push!

I'm not volunteering though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

Apt.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try squeezing your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

Apt........."

I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.

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over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

Apt.........

I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.

You gotta be quick round these parts....

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over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

Apt.........

I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.

You gotta be quick round these parts....

Is that parts or farts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

Apt.........

I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.

You gotta be quick round these parts....

Is that parts or farts?

Apparently it's a fart free zone.

At the moment........

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

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I don't suppose there is much point giving her gas and air

Pmsl

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over a year ago

"Windy miller!!

Wasn't he from Trumpton?

I think so.

Apt.........

I didn't even twig that til now!! Pmsl.

You gotta be quick round these parts....

Is that parts or farts?

Apparently it's a fart free zone.

At the moment........

It's all quiet at the mo!! Calm before the storm!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay.. And just in time to finish with guy Martin

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

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over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!!! Hurrah! Hurrah. Huuuuuurrrrraaaah! Many many congrats!

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over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots

I think it had a smokey bacon smell to it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

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"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

What did you call it?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

What did you call it?

About fucking time the cunt

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over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots

I think it had a smokey bacon smell to it

Nice

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over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

What did you call it?

About fucking time the cunt

I missed the birth, I was on another thread, I just got wind of the happy event.....

I hope mother and baby are doing ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone say bacon??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

Did it smell of multi-flavoured vodka shots

I think it had a smokey bacon smell to it

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danishhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd weigh down your duvet tonight if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's all over we can relax and get the cards out.

Top trumps anyone?

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over a year ago

"I would like to announce that I have given birth to a fit and healthy fart...

Weight, size, and length of time details are now required

It was while standing outside having a fag drinking a glass of tonic water, it was a noisy birth

What did you call it?

Based on miss cheekys profile, it's called Mr Almost Right.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm overwhelmed with emotion

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm overwhelmed with emotion

Did you say overwhelmed with a motion?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm overwhelmed with emotion

Did you say overwhelmed with a motion?

Ive given birth twice I had triplets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all toilet humour

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm overwhelmed with emotion

Did you say overwhelmed with a motion?

Ive given birth twice I had triplets

I think we need a stewards enquiry

I demand a count back

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