FabSwingers.com forum: If there was a zombie apocalypse

By *ervent_fervour OP Man
over a year ago

Halifax

or just an apocalypse.

What would you do to survive? What would your plan be? Where to go? Who to shack up with(or not)? Etc etc etc.

And yes, I know, you could argue we're already in the middle of one. But that aside..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I'm going to sacrifice myself for my family if ever we are running from zombies. I'm the fattest and should keep them occupied for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just an apocalypse.

What would you do to survive? What would your plan be? Where to go? Who to shack up with(or not)? Etc etc etc.

And yes, I know, you could argue we're already in the middle of one. But that aside.."

Cant tell you or you'll know where all my food and fuel supplies are being stored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide for the most part probably - they'll be a lot easier to take down after a few months of decay softens them up.

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn

"or just an apocalypse.

What would you do to survive? What would your plan be? Where to go? Who to shack up with(or not)? Etc etc etc.

And yes, I know, you could argue we're already in the middle of one. But that aside.."

Would find a country house and shack up there, should be easy to secure and have far reaching views to spot the pesky zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a Mossberg and a collection of favourite axes ready to go.

The rest I can improvise or steal of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have shotguns. I have a 4x4. I have a plan.

That's all you need to know

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

I'd be one of the first to go tbh- I can't run for shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I'm going to sacrifice myself for my family if ever we are running from zombies. I'm the fattest and should keep them occupied for a while. "

I thought that but realised they want brains so I'd just be a snack

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Are they going to be the fast running and clever type zombie or the slow and bumbling ones?

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By *aster nd SlaveCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Lock our self away in a sex dungeon till something changes or till it all stops

Cant think of anything els right now

Sasha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have shotguns. I have a 4x4. I have a plan.

That's all you need to know

haha not just me then

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a plan. It involves water, a raised 360 degree look out platform, foraging possibilities and a metal steep sided defendable position. For starters. I take it you attempted to go shopping on a long bank holiday weekend, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id hole up in the nearest shopping complex

gather supplies

fight my way to the nearest marina and steal a nice yacht

then id live out the rest of my days at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have shotguns. I have a 4x4. I have a plan.

That's all you need to know

haha not just me then

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id hole up in the nearest shopping complex

gather supplies

fight my way to the nearest marina and steal a nice yacht

then id live out the rest of my days at sea

Too many windows and dead shoppers.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"or just an apocalypse.

What would you do to survive? What would your plan be? Where to go? Who to shack up with(or not)? Etc etc etc.

And yes, I know, you could argue we're already in the middle of one. But that aside.."

Walk a wee bit faster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they going to be the fast running and clever type zombie or the slow and bumbling ones?"

The fast ones aren't zombies,they haven't died,they are infected.

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Yes I had a right game of it trying to find sprouts seeing as all the shops are closed for some pagan festival or other. Got me brain ticking as i cycled desperately from one shuttered up shop to another as the sun slowly lowered and the banks of cloud glowered a dull red.

Etc.

"I have a plan. It involves water, a raised 360 degree look out platform, foraging possibilities and a metal steep sided defendable position. For starters. I take it you attempted to go shopping on a long bank holiday weekend, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

somewhere remote with a good supply of fresh water, good hunting, and the odd distillery. chase the queen out of Balmoral castle maybe?

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Good call. We could shove kebab stick things up the arses of the corgis and drink dry the wine cellar in front of an open fire.

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Throw records at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Choosing my weapon

Everyone knows the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its brain. So I've secured a firearm and crossbow as I prefer to dispatch with zombies at a distance.

However, should I be taken by a surprise close encounter with a hidden zombie, it might be hard to fire a shot. I am prepared to use the butt of my gun to smash the cranium of my unwanted undead.

2. Assembling my team

Determined leader: A calm, steady Woman who's not afraid to take charge and make decisions. That would be me.

Medical professional: Even without the threat of the zombie virus, life in the apocalypse is going to be medical minefield.

Wise counsel: When I need advice, i must have someone intelligent and reliable to whom I can turn.

Wild warrior: Every group needs a fighter, that half-crazed but fearless guy or gal in camo who will take one for the team and still keep going, even when it seems all is lost.

Kind caregiver: A nurturing, optimistic soul with a sympathetic ear and ability to cheer up even the bleakest of situations.

3. Scouting my location

Once I've assembled a respectable Zombie Survival Team, we rendezvous as quickly as possible at a pre-selected site which will provide ample shelter, food, water, and other supplies for what might end up being months — even years. I cannot disclose that location on an open forum.

4. My bags are packed

Clothing that will stand up to long treks in search of food and shelter, all kinds of weather, and fierce battles.

What to pack? I'll be living in these same clothes for a long time (hopefully), so comfortable, well-fitting layers that won't chafe or be easily grabbed by grasping zombies or bad guys.

Stain resistance is a plus. Sturdy boots are a must. They have heels, but I can run in them and use as a weapon as a last resort!

Plenty of extra socks and underwear.

5. Hold onto my humanity

The good guys will always win. Always. So I'm going to be nice.

Then go out and kill those zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to kill their brains I'm going to play Leonard Cohen songs over a tannoy and have Jeremy Kyle and Eastenders on a loop on big screens outside my rabbit and carrot farm.

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"1. Choosing my weapon

Everyone knows the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its brain. So I've secured a firearm and crossbow as I prefer to dispatch with zombies at a distance.

However, should I be taken by a surprise close encounter with a hidden zombie, it might be hard to fire a shot. I am prepared to use the butt of my gun to smash the cranium of my unwanted undead.

2. Assembling my team

Determined leader: A calm, steady Woman who's not afraid to take charge and make decisions. That would be me.

Medical professional: Even without the threat of the zombie virus, life in the apocalypse is going to be medical minefield.

Wise counsel: When I need advice, i must have someone intelligent and reliable to whom I can turn.

Wild warrior: Every group needs a fighter, that half-crazed but fearless guy or gal in camo who will take one for the team and still keep going, even when it seems all is lost.

Kind caregiver: A nurturing, optimistic soul with a sympathetic ear and ability to cheer up even the bleakest of situations.

3. Scouting my location

4. My bags are packed

Clothing that will stand up to long treks in search of food and shelter, all kinds of weather, and fierce battles.

What to pack? I'll be living in these same clothes for a long time (hopefully), so comfortable, well-fitting layers that won't chafe or be easily grabbed by grasping zombies or bad guys.

Stain resistance is a plus. Sturdy boots are a must. They have heels, but I can run in them and use as a weapon as a last resort!

Plenty of extra socks and underwear.

5. Hold onto my humanity

The good guys will always win. Always. So I'm going to be nice.

Then go out and kill those zombies."

hehe !!

Well you should always be prepared but miss knitter wouldn't happen to be a walking dead fan now ? Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've planned this all out, specifically for a zombie apocalypse. With help from my brothers, I'll move the wardrobes, fridge, sofas etc to block the doors and windows. Then I can board up the windows. I'll move the rest of my family upstairs, then destroy the stairs so there's no way up if zombies get in. We have an extension so I can go on the roof from second floor windows and then climb down on our cars. We'll stay inside for a week or so and ration our food. Then I'll use hammers and hatchets etc and go raiding in our neighbours houses, then tesco near us. We live down a little road so I'll block it off with cars to put off looters. I've spent a lot of time planning this lol

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'd just set up loads of treadmills around my house they'd never get in lol

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

If I wasn't already at work I'd get there - access to weapons and there's a supermarket across the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Choosing my weapon

Everyone knows the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy its brain. So I've secured a firearm and crossbow as I prefer to dispatch with zombies at a distance.

However, should I be taken by a surprise close encounter with a hidden zombie, it might be hard to fire a shot. I am prepared to use the butt of my gun to smash the cranium of my unwanted undead.

2. Assembling my team

Determined leader: A calm, steady Woman who's not afraid to take charge and make decisions. That would be me.

Medical professional: Even without the threat of the zombie virus, life in the apocalypse is going to be medical minefield.

Wise counsel: When I need advice, i must have someone intelligent and reliable to whom I can turn.

Wild warrior: Every group needs a fighter, that half-crazed but fearless guy or gal in camo who will take one for the team and still keep going, even when it seems all is lost.

Kind caregiver: A nurturing, optimistic soul with a sympathetic ear and ability to cheer up even the bleakest of situations.

3. Scouting my location

4. My bags are packed

Clothing that will stand up to long treks in search of food and shelter, all kinds of weather, and fierce battles.

What to pack? I'll be living in these same clothes for a long time (hopefully), so comfortable, well-fitting layers that won't chafe or be easily grabbed by grasping zombies or bad guys.

Stain resistance is a plus. Sturdy boots are a must. They have heels, but I can run in them and use as a weapon as a last resort!

Plenty of extra socks and underwear.

5. Hold onto my humanity

The good guys will always win. Always. So I'm going to be nice.

Then go out and kill those zombies."
You realise the Walking Dead isn't real? You won't be getting head shots the rate Daryl gets them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I know it's not real silly billies but I'm ass and totally confident about making it work. I think it's a solid plan and I've already recruited most of the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my science reasoning says it COULD happen...but insects and rats would really end it sooner before it could take hold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am that Zombie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go to The Winchester for a pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You also need to grow a beard like Rick, eye fuck the camera like Rick, and do stuff and things like Rick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go to The Winchester for a pint. "

And wait for it to blow over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You also need to grow a beard like Rick, eye fuck the camera like Rick, and do stuff and things like Rick"

My friend I'm Knitter not Rick and I'll do it my own kick ass way thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

I'd like to think I'd be pretty bad ass in an apocalypse, but I'd probably be The Worst. I work at a food distribution company so I'd bed down there with our warehouse full of food and our ovens and fridges and lorries with fuel and a shower even.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though. "

I thinks u should play DAYZ and be quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though.

I thinks u should play DAYZ and be quiet

Is it available on ps3? My laptop is way too old for steam, sadly.

Also I won't lie, I'd end up in a fall out kind of apocalypse which would suck because I couldn't get to grips with that one.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

id be in the pub so id be d*unk and wouldnt care .. i watched danny dyer yesterday in Doghouse full of female zombies im still laughing my head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just an apocalypse.

What would you do to survive? What would your plan be? Where to go? Who to shack up with(or not)? Etc etc etc.

And yes, I know, you could argue we're already in the middle of one. But that aside.."

I don't know for sure but hope i get barracaded in with Norman Reedus

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By *igBanMan
over a year ago

kidlington

"Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though. "

You would want canned food. Near Southam Road there is plenty stored.

Would also want to head in direction to Northampton and ask the guy half way through if you could use one of his vehicles. If you know you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go to The Winchester for a pint.

And wait for it to blow over

Yarp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though. "

Join us. We have weapons and couldn't leave ya.

No chicago typewriter though but i'd hand you a nice side by side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Simplez- Hubby was officer in Swiss Army...they got loads of bunkers full of stuff. So a trip to Switzerland and stay there until all the munching is over...

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

I have so many Zombie apocalypse games on steam I'd be fine !! A natural zombie survivor !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though.

I thinks u should play DAYZ and be quiet

Is it available on ps3? My laptop is way too old for steam, sadly.

Also I won't lie, I'd end up in a fall out kind of apocalypse which would suck because I couldn't get to grips with that one.

I think it might be now ..I've not been gaming for a while..but keep uptodate with some things..I fucking want the new zelda(hoping its a hark back to yonder classic titles)

I suppose day Z is the closet thing to the walking dead really...(and check out the free walking dead by telltale games!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have so many Zombie apocalypse games on steam I'd be fine !! A natural zombie survivor !!!

I still have an opening on my team

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Just make sure I was in a group of people who run slower than me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend laughed at me when I told him my zombie apocalypse plan. Not because the plan was rubbish. Just because I seriously had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I will do just fine. I am a natural born survivor. I like to spend my spare time in the wild on my own. Due to various injurys I contain a lot of metal holding bones together. So if the buggers were to bit me they at least would not be able to bite anyone else.

Not that it will ever happen but the fantasy of it puts a smile on my face.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm going to Prague for some zombie killing practice in a months time. Great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wait till everyone left my town, make myself some armour out of what I could, and raid all the shops, supermarkets, homes I could.

Then spread my net wider and get enough supplies to keep me alive for as long I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm obsessed with TWD, I'd been fine

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I have shotguns. I have a 4x4. I have a plan.

That's all you need to know

haha not just me then

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go to The Winchester for a pint. "

lol damnit I was going to post this

Well I second this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fight my way to the nearest marina and steal a nice yacht

then id live out the rest of my days at sea

You've not seen the trailers for "Fear The Walking Dead" season 2 then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickens

I have an island of the of the North Coast of Devon, where I breed chickens.. Black and white ones with striped bills...everyone will want chickens come the apocalypse

...maybe they are puffins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember to, limber up, don't be a hero, double tap and my fav enjoy the little things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember to, limber up, don't be a hero, double tap and my fav enjoy the little things. "

Or never use a gun unless you have no choice,, keep quiet, exercise daily

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Head to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Head to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over "

Bollocks .. Didn't see the post above already saying this

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"Remember to, limber up, don't be a hero, double tap and my fav enjoy the little things. "

Cool film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on some of the messages in my inbox today, I think there possibly already has been a zombie apocalypse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive always said if i was in a situation like that im pretty sure id die of fright - but then i think the survival instinct would kick in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just an apocalypse.

What would you do to survive? What would your plan be? Where to go? Who to shack up with(or not)? Etc etc etc.

And yes, I know, you could argue we're already in the middle of one. But that aside.."

He with the most guns wins

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I have shotguns. I have a 4x4. I have a plan.

That's all you need to know

haha not just me then

no not just you to zombie hunting sound just right makes a change from vermin hunting ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Week 1 would be spent A team style at a nearby camper van dealership workshop, strong mesh on all the windows waist high blades out the sides and a good set of zombie bars on the front and back to clear a path.

Then a drive to a castle with a good moat and drawbridge gathering weapons and supplies on the trip. medieval weapons, defences and armour seem to be the most effective in a gun powder free war. Though for fast zombies I may go for a mine field option, they are much easier to shoot in the head if you take their legs off first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm a professional zombie killer ( .. according to the resident evil games at least) and living in the countryside has taught me valuable survival skills like fire making.

Might acquire a rifle and pick the oncoming undead off from the roof when the weather is decent though.

Join us. We have weapons and couldn't leave ya.

No chicago typewriter though but i'd hand you a nice side by side. "

Aww thank you - where will you be roaming? I could drive up there with supplies and pick off zombies with you guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Head to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over

Bollocks .. Didn't see the post above already saying this "

Ha ha great minds

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'm heading to the local shooting range for their guns. I'm then heading to Costco, good strong walls, block the door & survive for some time on all the food that is in there. There's also knives & chainsaws so I should be ok.

I might invite knitter to come and stay, she has a group and has also planned this out.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Throw records at them. "

Brilliant film x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Find container park and create secure compound using containers

2. Locate nearest military base and source weaponry, vehicles (including a fire engine to carry water) explosives and fuel

3. Find nearest garden centre and take poly growing tunnels and seeds

4. Raid supermarkets and outdoor shops for food, clothing and camping supplies

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