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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the title says, what gets you farting and turning the air green

Sage & Onion stuffing here and I have just had some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the thread title and thought Clem had started it

Sorry Clem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My protein shake. It's heavy and thick and makes my tummy go funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,

The more you eat,

the more you toot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit,

The more you eat,

the more you toot!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuckin' charmin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I got stuffing brussels and pigs in blankets amongst other things at lunch.Its going to be a windy afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread can set off my ibs. And veg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apologies to all who don't break wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TMI guys

At least I know what not to serve at dinner

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Lots of lager garlic and donner meat! So basically a good night out!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a curry for tea last night aswell so some of that will still be lingering about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guiness aswell but you have to be really carefull when you fart the morning after a good session on that.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Apologies to all who don't break wind"

That's ok. I accept your apology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youtube. For marital bliss (or just a smell-free night), you can purchase the Marriage Saver.

A charcoal filter bed spread.

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over a year ago

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've a client who wants me to let off smelly farts in his face.

But mine smell of lilies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Spam fries make my shit fizzy

V x

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Jerusalem artichokes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizzy drinks! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the title says, what gets you farting and turning the air green

Sage & Onion stuffing here and I have just had some

Yep!! That will be the one!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beans beans good for your heart

the more you eat the more you fart

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"As the title says, what gets you farting and turning the air green

Sage & Onion stuffing here and I have just had some

Beans on (proper farmhouse) cheese & toast. Add some fried onions to the beans with a quick splash of tobacco sauce and your well on your way to methane heaven!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckin' charmin'! "

Just because there's a hole in the middle doesn't mean it's ok to stick your cock in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabbage every time

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Some decent real ales are good for brewing up some good farting. It's quite regular for someone to drop a good one in the local to a chorus of moaning and arguing over who did it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spam fries make my shit fizzy

V x"
Totally laughed loud at this reply

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